The Seth and Colby Show

Seth and Colby return for their first July episode with plenty to unpack after a two-week break. Colby recaps his grueling 26-hour road trip to Sevierville, Tennessee for a wedding, including a nightmarish downtown Nashville detour during Pride Parade, an undercooked HelloFresh camping dinner, and a visit to what they dub "Shitville." They discuss Big D and Tay’s charming wedding, chaotic travel logistics, and awkward social moments. Meanwhile, Seth played 75 hours of Death Stranding and the duo conducts a live taste test of both the spicy and ranch wraps, declaring them a nostalgic win. Plus: a spirited argument over beard maintenance, acidic bathroom hallucinations, and why July might be the worst month of all time.

In this birthday-themed episode of The Seth and Colby Show, Seth turns a year older, and the guys dive into chaotic gift unboxings including some apparel and stunning 3D-printed F1 track art. Colby prepares for his cross-country trip while juggling a new tent, a broken fan, and last-minute fashion struggles. The duo also reviews Sam Adams' American Light Lager, discusses the new F1 movie with Brad Pitt, and debates cinematic "boom booms" from Oppenheimer to Terminator Salvation. Other highlights include Pedro Pascal thirst traps, Death Stranding lore confusion, and a spirited takedown of Facebook Marketplace. It’s an unhinged yet heartfelt celebration packed with jokes, trauma-demons, and a lot of yelling.

We open with a discussion about Juneteenth—its historical context, public awareness, and how it impacts everyday routines like mail delivery. The conversation shifts to Colby's ongoing garage insulation project, where he outlines the complications of bringing a detached garage up to code, the challenges of electrical rewiring, and the unexpected costs involved. Seth tries to follow along while championing Formula 1 as the world’s greatest sport, leading to a spirited debate about weekend priorities and sports fandom. Later, Colby previews his upcoming road trip to Tennessee for Big D’s wedding, which includes camping, hotel stays, and a stop at a haunted cave. The pair also review Bush Light Lime, discuss the pitfalls of DIY projects, and debate the merits of unconventional wedding gifts. The show wraps up with travel anxiety, AI-generated content, and a behind-the-scenes look at how their show schedules are determined.

Colby’s birthday extravaganza—again! Seth gifts Colby a wildly inappropriate Ryobi shirt and some sleek Mandalorian Adidas, while the two dive deep into the world of power tools, price tags, and brand elitism. They break down the new studio audio setup, share chaotic birthday party stories, and brainstorm the economic implications of tool manufacturing. They also spiral into discussions about World War III TikTok predictions, rioting at Home Depot, cold butt plug advertisements, and the joys of aging Millennials refusing to grow up. Sprinkle in gym soreness, surprise party success, trivia heartbreak, and Instagram's questionable algorithm—this episode has everything from Ryobi loyalty to slippery hammocks shaped like tacos. Just press play.

It’s Colby’s birthday, which means the show is even more chaotic than usual. Seth and Colby toast to another year of nonsense by discussing everything from Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater soap and Elon Musk’s weird political revenge arc to wild flooding, hot beers, standing desks, and the latest in The Last of Us discourse. The Amazon ad gets unhinged (goat in a tuxedo, anyone?), and the two debate if Nintendo is worth it in 2025. Happy birthday, Colby.

Seth and Colby try Colt 45 for the first time and immediately question if they’re alcoholics. They debate the future of AI, from replacing humanity to writing Amazon ad copy, and ask the big questions—like how much does it cost to rent out a Raising Cane’s? In between philosophical spirals and dystopian fears, they hold the ultimate Fast Food Draft, roast The Last of Us, discuss Pedro Pascal fatigue, and somehow end up talking about building a door from scratch. It’s deranged, it’s dumb, it’s everything this podcast is meant to be.

Seth is thirsty. Colby has a rant about a lead singer in a band and it backfires. Colby got a 3D printer. He also built the desk and stuff for it. It's Ryobi days. We watch chess boxing and then we play chess. There was a shoot out outside Colby's house. Seth still loves Andor and did a whole Star Wars marathon. A big beer pile. There's relationship trouble between Marii and Colby because of Pedro Pascal and Ana De Armas. AI video and art is fine, but also is the worst.

The best Star Wars character is discussed right at the top of the show. Seth is not sponsored by Miller Lite. Maybe. Our perfect girlfriends are made with AI. Seth's group chat shenanigans backfired at a party. Colby fixed his electrical problems like a man. He also fixed his desk. Colby goes pee so Marii talks about some girly stuff until Colby comes back and kicks her out. Seth then goes pee and Colby tells a secret story. Seth plays the best NFL announcement videos. We read off our most recent emojis. Colby recaps Marii's birthday. We then try to end the show and Colby insists that we build a wizard staff with our empties, so we spend two hours drunk and rambling.

A little late because Seth was suffering. We try to figure out what episode number we're actually on. Seth is an anti-masker apparently. Seth and Colby talk about opening a graveyard to get rich quick. Then they discuss the city council meetings and the injustices of local government. Seth is not running for politics no matter how much the democrat's beg. Why is Andor so good? It makes the rest of Star Wars better and we want to know why the rest of Star Wars is bad. We give a recap of the Conan O'Brien Mark Twain award ceremony. Colby's new desk that he built himself has some problems. Seth desperately wants a Golden Globe.

GET OUT OF MY SWAMP! Seth is bullied before and after our full review of the Thunderbolts* movie. Yes, it is heavy with spoilers. We also discuss our new shelving and new woodworking that Colby has done. We venture into Severance for a while and then we discuss the MCU as a whole. We venture wildly off topic because we're getting drunk so just enjoy the ride.

Colby is suffering through his twice a year sinus infection, but we missed last week so here we are anyway. Colby got a new Mac and he's having trouble adjusting. Seth has stopped paying for subscription services and Colby is mad about it. YouTube's algorithm is ass cheeks. Seth is greatly enjoying Andor and Colby is watching The Studio and Severance. Seth is luring Colby into the F1 Miami race with promises of tequila and melted cheese. Colby is still out on Walton Goggins but watched all the White Lotuses. Marii has been doing the White Lotus voice and we love it. Marii also joins us to watch all of the trailers we missed. She then leaves and Colby needles Seth until he quits the show (for this week).

Are people racist against Dire Wolves? We drink our Tornado juice and it is strong. Seth went and saw the Minecraft movie and had a fantastic time. Colby is jealous... but also hates it? There are videos of Seth's experience, and then videos of live chickens in the theatre. Colby also has an infestation of wasps, but at least he's got a cool new mulcher. Then there are about 15 trailers we need to watch - and how does Jared Leto keep getting work? Seth is interested in playing TTRPGs.

Colby's having a week, so we're skipping beer and going strait to whiskey. Colby watched Electric State and it was bad. Colby is enjoying The Pitt and that's good. Then we try to talk about the Nintendo Switch for a long time, but instead we talk about everything and anything else. Then we get back to it and finally discuss the new Mario Kart, Donkey Kong and the pricing. We also yell about Star Wars and Colby gets realll drunk.

We own you. Buy our merch. We have upgraded the alerts. So buy some merch. Seth really enjoys the new QuikTrip beer. Colby opens his new 3D printer and we yell at each other about ventilation, suckin' and blowin'. Colby would be an amazing athlete if not for the allergies. Seth went to Kansas City but not to comic con. He did do a cool 15-point-turn though. Studio Ghibli AI images and AI is just so good now. Colby is watching Paradise and Seth wants him to watch the White Lotus. The Avenger's Doomsday announcement and we nerd out about that for a long time. Then Seth and Colby bicker about the studio set-up before just dropping the new "Oyster Catchers" logo.

We missed some shows because of Seth's adventures so he gives a full recap of his travels. Colby talks Bill Burr. Seth's been drinking all day. Matthew is moving back to town. Brandon is our idol. Seth tries to sell Colby on F1 again. Clothes shopping is hard. The Tennessee trip. Seth botched it.

Another late start due to a failed attempt to fix Mariilyn's stream. We are failures. Marii doesn't seem to mind though. We clean our ears. Seth chugs a beer. And then another. And another. Colby gets his hands on the show prep. We blaze through it and then Marii join us and makes us play a game called "The Couple's Game." It spirals and it's fun.

Happy Valentine's Day (tomorrow)! We recap the Super Bowl and the party that we both attended. The bad commercials, Harrison Ford, Kendrick's half time show and the Chiefs just totally suckin'. We also figure out how to make football last all year long. Then we talk about Captain America: Brave New World because we literally went and saw it right before this episode. We spoil it, give our thoughts, and then it spirals into arguments about the MCU.

We're late - we had to fix Marii's stream. There's a ghost typing R in the chat. Colby watched all the best picture nominees and gives a full breakdown of the Substance, which haunts him forever. He should have watched the Grammy's instead. We watch the Jurassic World and Fantastic Four trailers and plan a road trip to Buc-ees.

What a week! Time from some drinkin'. We have some technical difficulties that are quickly fixed in unconventional ways. The differences between cats and dogs. Colby got some more tools and is working on a new project. He's also reconsidering drinking. Mari joins us and says horrible, filthy things that the listeners of our show can't handle. Seth drinks a lot. We discuss gunning down hogs. We finally discuss all the movies coming out in 2025. We push for 4 hours.

Our beer is powerful. Addictions to caffeine and nicotine are totally bad and totally fine. VERY BREIF coverage of the Hitler salute and the Inauguration. We feed the needy with our smarts. Colby was a stabber but grew out of it. Drunk Cameron, Edward-40-Hands and a trip down memory lane. Colby cooked chicken is a suspect way. Marii is making her way through Marvel in a biased way. The Oscar nominations. Seth eats the suspect chicken.