Locked and Probably Loaded with DJ and Kelly

HEY GUYS DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart are back, hungover and unfiltered on Locked and Probably Loaded — trading ridiculous bar stories, late-night TV confessions, and candid takes on religion, politics, and friendship. They break down a mysterious (and too-dark) horror binge, trade laughs about spilled tall-boys and karaoke in Tarzana, and debate public transit, retirement anxiety, and how much real money it would take to solve hunger and healthcare in America. Expect sharp humor, real talk, and the kinds of off-the-cuff observations only DJ & Kelly deliver. In the second half they riff on lucid dreams and dream-people, awkward trivia-night encounters with veterans, nightclub tab horror stories, Patreon plugs, and even a frank (and very comedic) check-in on DJ’s sexual overactivity and sore penis situation. Subscribe for goofy storytelling, pop-culture riffs, listener voicemail playbacks, and info on live happy hours — this episode mixes belly laughs with bite-sized political outrage and heartfelt friendship moments. Chapters 00:00:01 — Intro & hungover vibes 00:01:21 — Project Runway binge & too-dark streaming shows 00:02:58 — Camila Morrone & acting notes 00:04:18 — Horror show complaints — pacing & payoff 00:06:37 — Mike Flanagan, Haunting shows & Midnight Mass 00:10:13 — Religion rant: faith, hypocrisy, and taxes 00:14:14 — ChatGPT gag & getting “bombed” 00:16:20 — Journaling, memory & life changes 00:19:24 — Retirement, bombings, and economic anxiety 00:21:48 — Cost to solve hunger/healthcare — money math 00:23:42 — Local government wins & community solutions 00:24:51 — Politicians traveling during shutdown — TMZ callout 00:27:38 — Voter integrity, Project 2025 & political allegory 00:30:32 — Boundaries, relationships & emotional labor 00:32:06 — Lucid dreams, built dream-bars & dream-invaders 00:36:03 — Making new friends as an adult 00:36:46 — Trivia night: awkward encounters & Marine interaction 00:39:33 — Alex Calvert, friends & FOMO 00:41:13 — Tarzana karaoke & LA nightlife costs 00:49:00 — Club minimums, birthday tab horror & leaving early 00:56:43 — Recent movies & opening weekend notes (Project Hail Mary mention) 00:57:23 — Wedding invite ASMR & silly game talk (Pass the Pigs) 01:00:44 — Outro, Patreon plug & how to send voice notes tags locked and probably loaded, DJ Qualls, Kelly Blackheart, comedy podcast, pop culture podcast, Project Runway, horror review, religion rant, lucid dreaming, trivia night, LA nightlife, Patreon podcast, Project Hail Mary, podcast voicemail, celebrity stories, podcast comedy Hashtags #LockedAndProbablyLoaded #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #ComedyPodcast #PopCulture #LucidDreams #ReligionRant #LAComedy #PodcastLife #PatreonPod Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Welcome to "Locked and Probably Loaded" with DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart! In this hilarious and insightful episode, your favorite hosts dive deep into the realms of dreams, anxiety, emotional growth, and some outrageous real-life experiences. DJ kicks off the conversation by sharing a wild dream where he follows a checklist of romantic encounters, leading to a discussion about how our subconscious reflects our anxieties and desires. They delve into DJ’s recent financial stress from a hefty water remediation bill after his house flooded, which sparks a candid conversation about managing anxiety in daily life and how it often finds its way into our dreams. Kelly opens up about her own emotional growth, discussing the importance of processing feelings instead of suppressing them. She shares a recent experience that shook her emotionally and emphasizes the significance of expressing and acknowledging emotions for personal healing. Together, DJ and Kelly explore how anxiety manifests in unusual dreams, with DJ revealing how he’s transformed his nightmares into opportunities for introspection and sleep hypnosis. As the episode unfolds, they touch on themes of vulnerability, societal pressures, and the journey toward self-acceptance, all laced with their characteristic humor. This episode not only provides laughs but also valuable insights into mental health and the power of storytelling in healing. So, grab your favorite drink and join DJ and Kelly for this engaging and relatable discussion about the absurdities of life! Chapters: - 00:00 - Introduction - 00:04 - DJ's Wild Dream - 00:42 - Stress and Anxiety Discussion - 02:24 - DJ’s Water Remediation Bill - 03:16 - Managing Anxiety through Dreams - 04:12 - Transforming Nightmares into Sleep Hypnosis - 08:10 - Kelly's Emotional Growth - 10:36 - Acknowledging Feelings - 13:19 - The Importance of Processing Emotions - 19:03 - Coping with Perceived Challenges - 24:50 - Exploring Vulnerability - 30:05 - DJ’s Insightful Reflections - 35:40 - Kelly’s Life Lessons - 40:15 - Future Plans and Goodbyes - 44:58 - Closing Thoughts - 50:08 - Farewell #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #LockedAndProbablyLoaded #Podcast #Dreams #MentalHealth #Healing #Anxiety #EmotionalGrowth #ComedyPodcast Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

HEY GUYS! DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart are back with chaotic honesty, filthy jokes, and sharp takes on everything from pop culture to geopolitics. This episode starts relaxed — tattoos, White Claws, and museum day trips — then careens into conspiracy theory debunks, war anxiety, AI paranoia, and Hollywood drama. Expect profanity, absurd dream confessions, deeply petty personal stories, and a healthy dose of "why is the world like this?" Delivered with the chemistry of two friends who will happily roast each other and make you feel better about your own life choices. What you’ll get in this episode: - Hilarious Friday the 13th flash tattoo tales and why people still do the 13 deals. - LA life updates: Getty Villa visits, Magic: The Gathering detours, and weird North Hollywood adventures. - A breakdown of the “false flag” panic, how media cycles fuel fear, and why the hosts are low-key freaking out about escalation. - Heated talk about the human cost of war, displaced civilians, and frustration at where public money goes. - Deep dives into MAGA fallout, public deconversions, and why “I changed my mind” isn’t a get-out-of-accountability free card. - Ben Shapiro eyebrow conspiracy, far-right grooming scandals, and why accusations sometimes reveal more than they hide. - AI skepticism: Sam Altman, stolen datasets, biased answers, and ChatGPT going off-script. - Movie segment: Scream 7 review — casting drama, fired actors, the Frankenstein script, and whether 4D is worth it. - Dream confessions (yes, the host dreamed about multiple women) and a surprisingly candid vasectomy chat. - Travel and booze plans: the Mother’s Ruin bar crawl challenge, travel logistics, and the dream flight-jacket reward. - Real-life grift horror: Servpro billing nightmare, missing items, and the psychological drain of bureaucracy. - Patreon notes, where to join live happy hours, and how small support keeps the chaos alive. Support & Extras: - Join our Patreon for ad-free episodes, early video releases, bonus content, and monthly live happy hours: Patreon.com/loadedpod - Email the show: loadedpod@gmail.com — we read emails, shout out funny ones, and sometimes roast your takes. Chapters (expanded): 00:00 — Intro jingle & show open: pour a drink and settle in 00:25 — Host banter & Friday the 13th tattoos: flash deals, $13 nostalgia vs modern prices 01:30 — Weekend recap: friends in town, Getty Villa trip, sushi & Magic: The Gathering detours 03:40 — Tattoo anecdotes & house party DNA jokes: crumbling furniture, ramen, and questionable guests 04:40 — Media panic & false-flag chatter: ABC report, Iran missile claims, drones, and misinformation mechanics 07:30 — War anxiety & troop fears: parallels to Russia/Ukraine, building future conflict cycles 09:00 — Debunking rumors: stolen drones timeline, unverified tips, and how narratives spread 1 1:00 — Human cost & hypocrisy: Gaza rebuilding, stadium promises, and where public funds go 14:30 — MAGA deconstruction: former supporters publicly leaving, accountability vs instant forgiveness 17:30 — Right-wing theater: Ben Shapiro eyebrow stunt, grooming scandals, and internet outrage culture 20:30 — AI & data theft: Sam Altman, open-source debates, model training ethics, and real bias examples 24:00 — ChatGPT personal run-in: biased responses, defense mechanisms, and digital trust issues 26:30 — Movie break: Scream 7 casting drama — Melissa Barrera, Jenna Ortega, Neve Campbell, and production fallout 28:30 — Scream 7 review: pacing, AI subplot critique, 4D experience, and nostalgia for the original twist 31:00 — Patreon pitch: tiers, perks, early access, and how to join live happy hours 32:30 — Dreams & sex confessions: checklist fantasies, gay-dream humor, and what dreams might mean 34:30 — Vasectomy talk: fears, recovery stories, and anatomy laughs (seminal vesicles cameo) 37:30 — Travel plans: Mother’s Ruin bar crawl challenge, costs, flight logistics, and the coveted jacket 40:00 — Grift brainstorming: joking about profiteering, the art of the grift (tongue-in-cheek) 42:30 — Servpro nightmare: missing watch, $26k bill, storage chaos, and dealing with corporate stonewalling 46:30 — Burnout & bureaucracy: why small fights exhaust people, scams vs survival, and fighting back 48:54 — Sign-off & outro jingle: thanks, Patreon love, and next-episode tease   Suggested Tags: entertainment podcast, comedy podcast, political commentary, pop culture podcast, DJ Qualls podcast, Kelly Blackheart podcast, Friday the 13th tattoos, Getty Villa, Iran news talk, false flag discussion, war commentary, MAGA deconstruction, Ben Shapiro eyebrows, AI ethics, ChatGPT bias, Scream 7   Hashtags: #Podcast #Comedy #Politics #Entertainment #Scream7 #AI #FalseFlag #Friday13 #MovieReview #Dreams #Vasectomy #Patreon #Servpro #MothersRuin #PopCulture Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

HEY GUYS, DJ's insights on Acting / Auditions. Corporate World / The Dow, Manifestation, Gratitude, Traitors gets spoiled, We're out of bombs, and Isaac's Dog Lucky almost kills DJ! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey Guys! We're back from the 2nd cruise and we're celebrating our 100th episodes by chatting about: DJ's heaven waffle, cruise recap, DJ gets a talking to by security, Kelly flavored the drinks, Jake Hay's tattoo's, and the barkley marathon. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey guys, This week: The next cruise looms just a few days away. Rock Cruise, Universal, Howl at the Moon, More Universal, DJ's Heaven, Alone, Erika Kirk, Current Events and much much more! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

HEY GUYS, This week: tattoo's DJ quit drinking (till the cruise) Getting back to Acting, Poppers, Manifestation, Book Of Mormon, Andy Warhol Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey Guys, This week: The Big One, Crank Radios, Dont Tell Your Doctor Anything, Universal, Mens Pee Trough, Sleeping In the Living Room, DJ Calls His Contractor, AI Chatroom, and Leaving Kids In The Car Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

HEY GUYS! This Week: DJ is on day 13 of not drinking, Norfolk VA, Things, We Hate, Ad's, Universal Studios Season Tickets, Trivia, Henry The 8th, Tumeric, Water World BTS, and we unbox a gift from a patreon member Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week: Ice, Sleep, Names, Lindsay Graham, You Dont Stand A Chance, Having Kids, Greenland, AI Voting, Mom's Who Dont Love You, Marcello Hernandez - ENJOY! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey Guys, This week: The world has gone crazy and DJ has had enough. Also Greg Bovino, ChatGpt, Facist, Flood Update, DJ calls out the water remediation guy, Price Gouging, and Cruise talk. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey Guys, This week we try the word beat challenge, watch the Whitney Houston special needs kid, stuck in traffic, Palm Springs White Party, Drugs, Meth Is Bad, Looking poor, Kellys Mom Listens, Vaping, Dreams, The Matrix, Modern Family, Traitors, #DJqualls #Lockedandprobablyloaded #Kellyblackheart #probablyloadedpod #loadedpod Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

HEY GUYS, We're back from the holiday break and DJ recounts how his apartment flooded 6 hours after he left for Canada and he had to return to deal with it. Oh and he moved in with Kelly for the time being. Also: Movies we watched, Members Only Palm Beach, DJ's Dreams, Cruises, My 5000 Euro house, and foreign accents. ENJOY! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

HEY GUYS! This week: Isaac eats from the healthy side of the KFC menu, More Cruise Stories, Partying, Getting Drugs Mixed Up, Pantera Sara, Picking Stuff Up Easily, Optic Printer, Hacks, Trump Didnt Get Shot, Diet Culture, and Watches - ENJOY! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The title says it all, but also Kelly reunites with her exchange student and cars. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

HEY GUYS! This week: Toilet humor, the (then upcoming) cruise, everything is extra, Paris, Kelly see's Supernatural on a walk, Cruises, Vegas, Ice Bars, Disneyland Murders, and Being Gay. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey Guys, This week: Destination weddings, Epstein FIles, Covid Cruise, Foreign Accent Syndrome, 50 year Mortgages, Frankenstein, Wrong Lyrics and Downtown LA. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

HEY GUYS! This week: Age of consent, embezzelment, Dont Date Brandon, Taco Bell, CoCo the Dog, SD trip continued, taking the Train to SD, Renewing DJ's Passport, time traveling bong, fat tuesdays and so much more! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey Guys, This week: Kelly has a podcast, catching up, Robbing Kelly's parents, going to Chicago, Rhino, Little Eddy, The wonderful whites of west virginia, DJ returns from nashville, DJ calls Luis, Getting married in columbia, flared base, DJ went to SD Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey Guys! This week is all about food! And Dj paying taxes, Kelly is a Sand Bagger, more food, mapquest, more food stuff, some food, a few things about food, hanes underwear, more food and Kelly's bathroom experience. ENJOY! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.