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Comedian Matt Lipari talks to himself about anything that pops into his feeble little mind.
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In this episode, Matt talks about his new vegan arch nemesis, why recruiting homeless people for a foreign coup is probably not a good idea, and how his childhood dancing partner became an internet meme.
In this episode, Matt talks about the joys of pooping with the door open on Bourbon Street, why having a lemon shaped dingaling may be a key for financial success, and why women love to be asked if you can meet them.
In this episode, Matt talks about why the Secretary of Transportation needs a new throat, how Canada trained a lethal team of highly trained ostrich killers, and why a Lamborghini Huracan is a necessary business expense for your paving company.
In this episode, Matt tries on his new government mandated burqa, gives grandfatherly advice to young adults in need, and responds to allegations that he's an "alpha male with value."
In this episode, Matt talks about the love of his life getting married, why government conspiracies are at an all time high and how cool it is to brag about how much money you're making to your friends on twitter.
In this episode, Matt talks about his dream of being pawned off in a marriage market, why the best place to get fully naked is in a porta potty, and how fun it is to impregnate yourself in prison.
In this episode, Matt talks about flushing pounds of raw meat down the toilet, why men are obsessed with the quantities of liquid that come out of their bodies, and how eating airplane food just became a lot more dangerous.
In this episode, Matt talks about the (exaggerated) horrors of dating in New York City, why being a professional athlete and dating 7 women at once is a gentlemanly thing to do, and why the MAGA dentist may need to find new ways to torture liberal children.
In this episode, Matt talks about his lesbian spy kids cruise vacation, how he single handedly fought off the rapture and saved your soul and why we should all just give up and watch Tilly Norwood movies.
In this episode, Matt talks about the inevitable demise of society as we know it, why it's better for your health to sit on your couch and not run around like a fool, and why making your small children pay for their communist vacations is loser activity.
In this episode, Matt talks about the joy of stealing small objects from children, does some investigative work into why hot women keep appearing in the New York Post, and makes fun of guys who post lame videos with inspirational quotes.
In this episode, Matt talks about gay men who like bugs, the exciting extracurricular activities that go on at Burning Man, and why buying Pokemon cards with company money is a really good idea.
In this episode, Matt talks about his growing army of Tanzanian children, how Benson Boone is secretly pulling the strings of Americas favorite cookie chain, and why 600 thousand Chinese students should be forced to go to Southern New Hampshire University.
In this episode, Matt describes the joy of watching crabs slowly meet their end, talks about his amazing contributions to the African Chocolate Society and makes up an entire story about why gay marriage is on the chopping block.
In this episode, Matt talks about his near death scare with the Vegan community, why trying to provide for your family in Japan is shameful and why we should all be moving to Russia to fight on the front lines.
In this episode, Matt solves the school shooter crisis (more guns), talks about his expert hacking of the Tea app, and wonders why no one else has thrown their hat into the ring of the highly competitive Japanese baking song frenzy.
In this episode, Matt celebrates the 1 year anniversary of Meat Sangria! He also talks about why the person who estimates fossil prices needs to be fired and why biting people at your job is probably not a good idea (even if you're hungry).
In this episode, Matt talks about how good it must feel to beat the living hell out of a garbage can, why stealing salads probably isn't a good way to find your husband, and how amazing Donald Trump is at writing heartfelt letters to his friends.
In this episode, Matt talks about the latest and greatest in Air Conditioning technology, why he's an expert on winning friends and influencing people and why the Epstein list may contain some shocking names (the Easter Bunny is going away for a very long time)
In this episode, Matt talks about his weak, spineless immune system, his experience as the flower girl at Jeff Bezos' wedding and why the most dangerous person in your neighborhood may be a 10 year old girl.
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