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A rocket scientist, a cowgirl, a p*rnstar, and a mom walk into a dungeon ... and those are just the players. I SEDUCE THE DRAGON is an actual play D&D podcast that requires absolutely no prior knowledge of Dungeons & Dragons to love! High production value, engaging characters and incredible chemistry make a great time for even casual listeners.

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2024-02-2301:33

They're the heroes. No, really.  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
D&D-curious?  Let us explain - in plain language - how the storytelling game works, and why it's great!    Early Access Subscribers can listen to the full Episode 01 right now: www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Our DM Jess made 4 characters (based on our players) to guest on "Party of One", where they blast off to the horrifying reaches of the unknown in Mothership, the award-winning sci-fi horror RPG! Links: Party of One Website SUPPORT JEFF ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/jeffstormer ISTD Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ryan and Dana from our show were guests on the "Fine Dining" podcast, and dined at ... a strip club! Enjoy their antics and head over to the Fine Dining podcast for Part 2! "Fine" Dining is the hilarious search for the most mediocre chain restaurant in America. Host Michael Ornelas hits popular spots like IHOP, Texas Roadhouse, & Chili's to try and find the perfectly average 5-out-of-10 "fine" dining experience. Listen on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. Links Fine Dining Linktree! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In this very fun off-week surprise, we share our conversation with Rob and Matt on Dungeon Master of None! We share tips, perspectives, and what we've learned about DM'ing - and playing - Dungeons & Dragons. Check out Dungeon Master of None RIGHT NOW! DM of None on all platforms Reach them: Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dmofnone.bsky.social  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DungeonMasterOfNone  Twitter (don't really use anymore): https://x.com/dmofnone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feed Drop: LOOTERS

Feed Drop: LOOTERS

2025-08-2601:17:20

Space Opera? Western?! Check out one of our new favorite podcasts: LOOTERS! There's a video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/cSwTHfh-lOc?si=RkVgUTM1isEE0W9J www.looterspodcast.com Actors: Klint - Andrew Galteland Aylara - Diana Núval Levi - Ian Overton Everyone Else - Mathew Aberly Jaqs - Melinda Macklem Producer: Nicolle Galteland Art: Jordan Jordan Theme Music: Evan Doty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
DM Neal and Cristina chop it up about Knife Theory, the method she developed (that made the front page of Reddit!) for creating extremely useful character backstories! Find DM Neal on his home podcast turf. Go learn some stuff!: https://www.blockpartypodcastnetwork.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It’s a race to the portals!!  And to MURDERING THAT LYING SUNOFA…. Content Warning: descriptions of violence and plenty of profanity   Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us | iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com   Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough  The DM is Jess Parks   Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 EP01 | Pilot

S1 EP01 | Pilot

2024-03-1201:09:36

We begin in the town of Good Mead. Items made of chardalyn have been going missing, but is that really our problem? Content Warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity.    Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Website: https://www.istdpod.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon   Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely (@ryankeelytm) Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps (@cristinavanepps) Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough  The DM is Jess Parks (@parqx) Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This is the SAME Episode 1, but with added commentary for D&D beginners! Our most experienced player, Cristina (affectionately dubbed our "D&D Clippy"), and DM Jess interject with playful explainers to help you catch on if you're totally new to this.  . . . We begin in the town of Good Mead. Items made of chardalyn have been going missing, but is that really our problem? Content Warning: violence, torture, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity.    Website Patreon Instagram: @istdpod Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com   Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough  The DM is Jess Parks   Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A dragon descends upon Martha’s new town. Martha and Tohri strike a deal. Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   Find us:  Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Website Patreon Instagram: @istdpod   Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough  The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for that ear-worm theme song Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This is the SAME Episode 2, but with added commentary for D&D beginners! Our most experienced player, Cristina (affectionately dubbed our "D&D Clippy"), and DM Jess interject with playful explainers to help you catch on if you're totally new to this.     A dragon descends upon Martha’s new town. Martha and Tohri strike a deal. Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   Find us:  Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Website Patreon Instagram: @istdpod   Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough  The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for that ear-worm theme song Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The dragon fled to Easthaven but the crew gives chase. Old beefs become shaky alliances.  “Best Friends” Guitar lick by John Huldt Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   Find us: Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Website Twitter/Instagram: @istdpod Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough  The DM is Jess Parks Theme music by Chris Westlake Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The dragon falls. Everyone gets a cookie. Erastus extracts information from a very unlucky captive. Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   *Remove the ads by joining our Patreon!  Contact: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Website Patreon Instagram: @istdpod   Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough  The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Erastus answers a most dangerous booty call and everyone else is left with the mess. Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   *Remove the ads by joining our Patreon!    Contact: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Website Patreon Instagram: @istdpod   Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough  The DM is Jess Parks   Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 EP06 | Plot Happens

S1 EP06 | Plot Happens

2024-05-2101:10:32

Erastus returns to his tavern at long last to discover all is not well. Everyone learns all sorts of stuff about Erastus, who tries as hard as possible to forget it again.    Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   *Remove the ads by joining our Patreon!    Contact: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Website Patreon Instagram: @istdpod   Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough  The DM is Jess Parks   Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tohri has a date with Torga Icevein.    Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   *Remove the ads by joining our Patreon!    Contact: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Website Patreon Instagram: @istdpod Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough  The DM is Jess Parks   Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Gentry gets a lesson in the birds and bees of divine procreation. Erastus does what he does best: deny deny deny. Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   *Remove the ads by joining our Patreon!    Contact: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Website Patreon Instagram: @istdpod Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough  The DM is Jess Parks   Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The party skips town with Alfie and finds out that getting Annvieg out of Lonelywood will be tougher than they thought.  Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   *Remove the ads by joining our Patreon!    Contact: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Website Patreon Instagram: @istdpod   Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough  The DM is Jess Parks   Thanks to Chris Westlake for our ear worm theme song Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 EP10 | Taint A Problem

S1 EP10 | Taint A Problem

2024-07-1601:00:24

Everyone learns about the origin of the weretiger curse, and the complications. Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity *Remove the ads by joining our Patreon!  Contact: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Website Patreon Instagram: @istdpod Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough  The DM is Jess Parks   Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Philip Spainhour

Early days yet, but really solid.

Apr 3rd
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