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They're back at it again! Who, you ask? Well the daring duo from Cold, Hard, Trash: Trashcan Jones and Breeeg. Breeeeg wants to become a sports guy and Jones is happy to offer some Bears history before they talk about more Chicago stuff such as the grid and city borders. The two talk about MLK Jr day and the breadth of the speeches he gave about the government that they don't teach us in school. Not only that, but Helen Keller's speeches about socialism (but I said communism in the pod oopsie). They throw in a lil history of the shooter game genre and the more specific WWII shooter game genre, make a plan to sneak into a movie theater, and discuss games which can no longer be accessed legally.
The Trashlers come together once again, for again, an exciting episode of Cold, Hard, Trash. Breeeeg comes up with a business plan which will probably fail concerning the nightshade family of plants. The duo discusses Howard, Jimmy, and Kim's fate in Better Call Saul and chat a bit about Vince Gilligan's new show Pluribus. They finish it off complaining about trying to get Streamlabs to work properly on an Macbook and how useless AI searches can be.
After a hearty meal, the Trash Gang is back at it talking about the most recent movie they've seen Don's Plum. This movie features Leonardo DiCaprio being a dick to Spider-Man and a lot of the classic tropes and bigotry that come with the 90s. Critics have trouble telling if it's a terrible movie or a great movie, a question escalated by the fact that both Leo and Toby tried to prevent its release, but Trashcan and Breeeeeeeeg have formed their opposed opinions.
The duo goes on to discuss the guy in Umbrella who is too badass to die, games that fuck with you, fail comps and AFV, a little history of youtube and moderation, and finish it off with another reference to how Jones's voice breaks copyright in Russia and Belarus.
For the final time this year, listen in to yet another episode of Cold, Hard, Trash with your wonderful hosts Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeeeeeeeeeg. Merriam-Webster finally owned up and admits that Breeg's word of the year, "Slop", deserves its title. The two go over some other great picks for their top word list, such as the phrase "Touch Grass" or the name of a lake we could never pronounce or even spell in a Roblox spelling bee. Jones has been watching Better Call Saul, and the duo discuss what was going through Chuck's mind in his final days when he told his brother that he didn't matter to him. While they have different interpretations as to Chuck's emotion, they can both agree that the vet who connects criminals is a pretty funny character.
Calling all Trashheads! A new episode of CRT has been released! Join Breeeeeeeg and Trashcan Jones as they talk about the creepy buildings in Jones's town, Breeeg's inability to understand why they wouldn't kill a man on screen in a comedy movie, product placement in Marvel movies, indestructible children, the propagation of memes such as building fires, and finishing it off with a happy little Christmas message for the fans
In this exciting episode of Cold, Hard, Trash, Breeeg and Trashcan talk about two hot indie games slated to come out in 2026 that bring about some nostalgia. Buster Jam and Mindwave are two games in the style of WarioWare Inc., playing numerous fast-paced microgames to progress the story. The pair talks about their wants from the different games, but no matter what, both are happy for two games in an oft overlooked genre. Jones informs Breeeg that we got some crazy ass white boys coming to wrestling: Lost Gringos Locos.
Welcome back to Cold, Hard, Trash, A Family Guy Podcast. The duo talks about a couple movies and Jones decides to rate a movie he's never seen. They're still talking about Kirby Air Riders, happy to enjoy something from their childhoods again. What if there was a guy that send overly virile mosquitos into areas affected by malaria instead of infertile ones? Jones gets owned (real) so please listen to this new episode of CRT!
Welcome back to another rip roaring episode of Cold, Hard, Trash with your hosts Trashcan and BREEG. The cold weather is coming in and so has the subpar stuffing included in the new festive Subway sandwich (sponsor us and we'll change the review; your move, Subway). The duo discusses the tenuous topic of mayonnaise vs aioli, takes a detour through some topics in ecology to make fun of sloths and koalas, and finally end up talking about the new theoretical champ of piss drinking: Elon Musk, according to his own AI.
Welcome again, our dear Trashlings, for another chill episode of Cold, Hard, Trash for your morning commute. Trashcan and Breeeeeg talk about the new Kirby Air Riders game before going over Trashcan's recent antics on his stream playing Saints Row 2. In this strangely on-topic episode, the two talk about their experience reading the mangas vs watching the animes for My Hero Academia and Fullmetal Alchemist.
In this hastily edited episode of CRT, Trashcan fawns over his favorite movie man crush, Jason Voorhees, then the boys break down what just happened with the birdemic watchalaong. They probably say some other stuff, and just generally have a fun time, like usual.
Join us in watching one of the best/worst movies of all time, Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Revered as a cult classic in its own right, it has spun off multiple sequels and retains a cult following to this day. To watch along with the movie is free (with ads) on plutotv.
Unfortunately, it's hard to find this movie ad-free for free, so if you watch along on pluto, you'll have to pause us a few times!
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Breeeg secures a hard-fought agreement with Jones to grow out their beards together ahead of this winter. The Trashcan Himself poses the serious questions sparking discussions about the nature of time itself, how well you can imagine an apple, and how much you can remember your dreams. Breeg talks about his time at The Nick Hotel which gets Jones wondering whether you're allowed to drink at a Chuck E Cheese. They decide at some point they would like to rent out DJ Khaled's shoe closet for a weekend, and any donations towards this effort would be appreciated. #Beards #Dreams #Nostalgia #Technology #DJKhaled #Casinos
Welcome back to another commute with the Cold, Hard, Trash gang. Jones finished Breaking Bad and him and Breeeeg talk about the impact of the finale and how fucked up Todd Alquist is. Jones buys a women's hat and is proud of that, but not proud of the receipt placed in his hand. Since the two will no longer be able to argue about guns on TV, Trashcan and Breeg agree to disagree about whether a paper receipt is worth getting for your purchases.
Hello again, faithful listeners who stick by us regardless of occasional audio issues! Another episode of CRT has hit all streaming platforms, and this one includes some talk about the first couple episodes of Ozark, Breeeeeeg's tales of his cats being jerks to one another (and getting scammed on instagram), and an extensive conversation about pressure cookers, deep frying turkeys, and friendly mold in cheese.
Join us in this lower audio quality episode of CRT! Following Breeegs illness, Jones and him decided to record these episodes over the internet. Chicken soup starts them off as an obvious relevant topic before Jones gets into a series of Packers QBs who refused to step down from their positions. Breeeg talks about the new Pokémon game where you get mauled by lions and meet a streamer girl, which leads to a debate on whether streamers zap their dogs with electricity.
Trashcan and Breeeeeg go over different representations of superheroes across the different series where they've been represented, leading into a conversation about TV shows and their relationships to toys and other merchandise. They go over Jones's progress in Breaking Bad, with Jones criticizing Gus for not threatening Walt more seriously after Gale's death.
Join us, dear listener, for another episode of Cold Hard Trash with Breeeg and Trashcan Jones. They get pumped for an upcoming Scooby-Doo marathon, Trashcan discusses his Raads test results, Breeg brings up the once-trend of stacking tall salads at Pizza Hut's salad bar, they both reminisce over a recent Worms tournament, and the conversation ends up with gambling games and the scalping of shiny Pokémon codes at Gamestop.
Welcome, listeners, to another episode of CRT with Trashcan Jones and Breeg! This episode includes Jones and Breg arguing over the attempted assassination of Hank in Breaking Bad S3, Breeeg recounts his college trip to North Carolina, including some awkward moments, biohacking and the limits of human abilities, and MGK comes up for some reason.
Join us for another entertaining session of Cold, Hard, Trash with Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeg as they regale you with the story of their weekend. The conversation turns deep discussing the origin of consciousness and what we sent to space, followed with Breeeg talking about Nintendo things since he just got a Switch 2. Then, the conversation turns south as Jones reveals himself to be a hater of Lacroix and Coffee. Tensions are rising, with many people calling for Jones to apologize live on air.
In this helping of CRT, Trashcan and Breeeeeg talk about car violence in Cars 2, try to come to a consensus about Skyler White in Breaking Bad's first two seasons, chat about framerates and phone sizes, and get excited about the new Kirby Air Riders.



