Heaving Bosoms

Hey Y'all! Sabrina and Mel are here with part 1 of 4 of I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN A ROMCOM by Kimberly Lemming! Look, we couldn't do this book in 1 week. It's a superhuman feat and we weren't up to the task. Whoops! Bonus Content: "Thicken Nugget," TAIL DREAMS COME TRUE, "hooooves," planetary knowledge, and so much more! Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior  Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey HBs! We're back with part 2 of ZOMROMCOM by Olivia Dade with Mel and Frances! We start with a horny bite and go all the way to saving the day! Lady Loves: Frances: Those ambiance videos on youtube! Whether it's a rainy day, or a crackling fire, they elevate any situation! Mel: My yard time. There's nothing like getting out on a brisk fall day and moving my body! Finally, if you haven't yet, GO VOTE TODAY!!!!!! Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior  Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey HBs! Frances is back to recap ZOMROMCOM by Olivia Dade! It's her entry for Z in a reading challenge and it's her "Behoodied Figure" entry for the Reading Embrace! This book is so good. Bonus Content: mole-holes and Mel-holes, pagan goat pants and sheepskin thongs, he's secretly obsessed with her, horny bites, and so much more! Also, if you haven't yet, GO VOTE ON TUESDAY!!!!!! Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior  Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey HBs! Frances and Mel are back to recap part 2 of ONLY ONE COFFIN by AJ Truman! When our episode ended yesterday, Kilroy had just started reminding Magnus of how much fun he can have with everything that comes with vampirism, from surfing volcano rims to sledding while blindfolded. Now they just have to get over that little misunderstanding and fully grasp that both of them wanted Kilroy to touch Magnus’s dick during that volcano surfing lesson. Bonus Content: necessary quantities of Oreos, ping pong pinball sex, self-lubricating buttholes, Hawaiian volcano facts, HOW TO FAKE IT IN SOCIETY by KJ Charles, and so much more! Lady Loves: Frances: Brewhilda the Halloween Witch Plushie that plays a song when hit the button on her palm. The song is "brew a little potion with me." Adorable. Mel: Is something in your routine feeling flat? Try a slight variation! Just (accidentally) switching from one wavy hair shampoo/conditioner combo to another totally changed the game! Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior  Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey HBs! Frances is here with Mel to recap part 1 of ONLY ONE COFFIN by AJ Truman! What a delightful MM vampire novella with THE BEST LORE. Seriously. Everyone needs to study AJ Truman's vampire architecture and base all future works around it. Bonus Content: PowerPoint parties, the Game of Roses podcast, shrinking luggage, natural bisexuality, and so much more! Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior  Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.