Weird Meditation

Read by Sian Hutchinson[After our Christmas hiatus, we're back with our final episode of series 4] There's a nip in the air (don't be filthy), so why not embrace the cold and take a magical, snow-filled trip?Written by Katy MatthewsMusic by Alex Wit from PixabaySound EffectsWindWhistleReverb by ciaranm758 -- License: Creative Commons 0Owl Hooting by WanderingLeprechaun -- License: Creative Commons 0skiing and snowboarding by Selector -- License: Creative Commons 0Sledding on snow by Semen Surin from PixabayHusky sound by freesound_community (antisocialhermitcrabfrom) from Pixabaysnow footsteps (outside recording) by Nimlos -- License: Creative Commons 0Magical whoosh by Bryan Jesus De Los Santos Breton from PixabayFireplace (light) by Makape -- License: Creative Commons 0Grandfather clock by freesound_community (Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli) from PixabayAn Artlandish productionFollow us on Instagram for updates Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Joshua CrispHave you ever wanted to ride on a flying carpet? No? Well then this probably isn't for you. Written by Katy MatthewsMusic by Yurii Kohut from PixabaySound EffectsLetter Opening1 | Royalty-free Music - PixabayTea Pouring | Royalty-free Music - PixabayFox Mating Call | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay044200_Song Sparrow song cottage 7am a 180724.mp3 | Royalty-free Music - PixabayAn Artlandish production. Follow us on Instagram @weirdmeditation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Amelia Armande (with Joshua Crisp)This podcast episode is brought to you by OmniSearch*, purveyor of search-based games suitable for the whole family. *OmniSearch are legally obliged to inform you that it has been precisely 17 days since their last 'incident'.Written by Katy MatthewsMusic by Viacheslav Starostin from PixabaySound Effects:Popping bubble wrap by justiiiiinNighttime Birdsong by freesound_community from PixabayKeyboard typing by DRAGON-STUDIO from PixabayNotification Beep by Universfield from PixabayNotification good & Opening door by Jurij from PixabayShop door bell / footsteps on dry grass / walking on leaves / Xylo chromatic by freesound_community from PixabayAn Artlandish production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Sophia Behn Your own private getaway. No, not that one. A soothing sanctuary that won't get you put on any more 'lists'. Written by Katy Matthews Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram Jingle by Helena MacCormack Music by Piotr Witowski & Vladimir Visic Sound Effects: Crowd murmur by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0 / jackhammer by Tomlija -- License: Attribution 3.0 / Creaking door by Luna / birdsong by Paweł Spychała / Parrot whistle by TheKingOfGeeks360 -- License: Creative Commons 0 / holy ahhhs & cog sound by freesound_community / Magic spell by free sound creator / Magic sound by Universfield / Umbrella Opening by Sheyvan -- License: Creative Commons 0 / vinyl record needle by joedeshon -- License: Attribution 4.0 / steam by visions68 -- License: Attribution 3.0Contains some strong language.An Artlandish production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Selena Mersey (with special guest star, Meg*). Can spooky ever be relaxing? You're about to find out. Mwah ha ha etc. Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena McCormack / Background music: Gregor Quendel from Pixabay / Dominique LACAUD from Pixabay / catch22music from PixabaySound Effects: Wolf howl by FreeSoundsxx / Spooky wizard laugh by RichardMultimedia / Jack in the box by freesound_community / Boo by Alexander Jauk / Thunder by newlocknew -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0 / Creaky Door by LookIMadeAThing -- License: Creative Commons 0 / Lock - strong door by Vrymaa -- License: Creative Commons 0 / water bubbling by ultraaxvii -- License: Creative Commons 0 / footsteps by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0 / automatic_door by ACorcuera -- License: Attribution 3.0 / Haunted Organ by Soughtaftersounds -- License: Attribution 3.0*purrduction managerAn Artlandish production Follow us on Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Sophia BehnIt's time for a soothing bath. Because quite frankly, you could do with one. Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena MacCormack Sound Effects: Wind Chimes by mooncubedesign -- License: Creative Commons 0 Wind Chimes Single by Anthousai -- License: Creative Commons 0 Parrot by dedakoo -- License: Creative Commons 0 Ocean waves by emmanuel.faivre -- License: Creative Commons 0 Tibetan Singing Bowl by enhuber -- License: Creative Commons 0 Tibetan bowl by arnaud coutancier -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0 Medium bowl by airtaxi -- License: Creative Commons 0 Big Singing Bowl by Garuda1982 -- License: Creative Commons 0 Harp by RepDac3 -- License: Attribution 4.0 Birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0 Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0 Forest, Woods, Few birds and insects, Soft breeze, Tiny drops by fran_marenco -- License: Creative Commons 0 Ambience,Cello,Hall by mikeonfire99 -- License: Creative Commons 0 Cat Purring by Skijaramaz -- License: Creative Commons 0 Rain sound | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay An Artlandish Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Mark BrailsfordThis is the last episode of the current series, but despite countless requests, we will return. I know and I'm sorry, but its not all about you. Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackBackground music by Piotr Witowski via PixabaySound Effects:Dense Cricket Soundscape by recordinghopkins -- License: Attribution 4.0Owl Hooting by howebzar -- License: Creative Commons 0Tempe Light Rail by freesound community on Pixabayoldelrollshutteropen by cumesoftware -- License: Attribution 3.0Star Trek computer sound by audioorange123 -- License: Creative Commons 0Fountain by OranTalbot -- License: Attribution 4.0 Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0file0699_4_birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0modem_dial by 0ktober -- License: Creative Commons 0tannoying remix of 245957__kwahmah-02__tannoy-chime-05.flac by Timbre -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0 Tannoy chime 05 by kwahmah_02 -- License: Attribution 3.0An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-productionContains some strong language Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Sophia BehnIt's an extra special ep this time! By which we mean its slightly longer than the other ones. If anyone has any suggestion for sponsors so we can actually monetise this cr*p, please let us know. Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackBackground music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay and Muyo5438 from FreesoundSound Effects:Water drips in the cave by tosha73 -- License: Attribution 4.0Water Dripping (Large Echo) by editor_adp -- License: Creative Commons 0An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-productionContains some strong language Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Sophia BehnWe apologise yet again for the lateness of this episode. We want to say it will be different next time, that we can change, but we both know that isn’t true. Deep down you know that’s why you’re drawn to us. We’re the kind of bad boy pod you can dip into now and then but don’t really have to commit to. Some days you blame your father for this, but if you’re honest with yourself, you know its just something deep inside you that refuses to take that next step. Anyway, lots to discuss at your next session with Dr Peters. Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackMusic by Ilya Myagkov on PixabaySound effects:water movement body dive in by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0Underwater ambience with bubbles by 170084 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0thin metal sliding door close by kernschall -- License: Attribution 4.0waves on crosby beach by crosbychris -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0Contains some strong languageAn Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Selena Mersey'Ye' and indeed 'haw' as you enter a distinctly mild mannered version of the American frontier. And not a bounty hunter in sight. Why are they always the last ones left in Celebrations? (We apologise for the lateness of this episode's release, but the team were working their socks off between Christmas and New Year on this and needed a break. More shows in Jan - check it out)Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackMusic by Premankur Adhikary via PixabaySound effects courtesy of:Wales steam train by jrosin -- License: Creative Commons 0Steam hiss by jesabat -- License: Attribution 3.0Saloon doors by Robinhood76 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0Saloon piano by vdublin -- License: Creative Commons 0Robotic Whir by PeteBarry -- License: Attribution 4.0Glass Smash, Bottle by InspectorJ -- License: Attribution 4.0Cat Annoyed Meow by jbierfeldt -- License: Creative Commons 0Door creak by MWsfx -- License: Creative Commons 0 Contains some strong language.An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Amelia Armande(with Sophia Behn, Paddy Cooper, Joshua Crisp & Selena Mersey)Its a festive special from the Weird Meditation team. That's all you really wanted for Christmas, right? Good, 'cos that's all you're getting. Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackBackground music by Leigh Robinson from PixabaySound effects:Sleigh bells hit by Selector - License: Creative Commons 0Sleigh bells 90 bpm loop by soundstack - License: Creative Commons 0Wooden Door Knock by TRP - License: Attribution 4.0TubeSqueakMultiple02_NTG3 by uwesoundboiz - License: Creative Commons 0Inside grandfather clock by Rolly-SFX - License: Creative Commons 0thick catalog dropped on metal desk by thefirecrowd - License: Creative Commons 0Contains some strong language.If you enjoy the podcast, please consider giving us 5 stars on Spotify or sharing with your friends / family / neighbours / employer / vague acquaintances / secret crush / long lost sibling / illegitimate offspring / gynaecologist, the bloke who runs your local shop that you nod politely at when you can be bothered, and enemies. Especially your enemies. We shall find them for you, hunt them down, and make them pay.An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production.Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Joshua CrispTime to spend your evening in a very special place. And for once its not a euphemism for that asylum they dumped you in. Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackBackground music by Alex Wit via PixabaySound effects:SLOW BOOT STEPS by mwilkinsss -- License: Attribution 3.0The world of whales and sardines by dibko -- License: Attribution 4.0Door open and close by dossantosbarbosa -- License: Creative Commons 0Contains some strong language.If you enjoy the podcast, please consider giving us 5 stars on Spotify or sharing with your friends / family / neighbours / employer / vague acquaintances / secret crush / long lost sibling / illegitimate offspring / gynaecologist, the bloke who runs your local shop that you nod politely at when you can be bothered, and enemies. Especially your enemies. We shall find them for you, hunt them down, and make them pay.An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production.Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Sophia BehnIt's a well trodden path in the search for enlightenment. Though in your case, it's probably just for a Insta pic involving a glen or something, you shallow pr**k. This is the last episode of Series 2, but we'll be back for a third series later in the year. Thanks for listening!Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackBackground music by Alex Wit via PixabaySound effects:Wind at door howling 4.wav by Bosk1 -- https://freesound.org/s/217186/ -- License: Attribution 4.0DoorCreaking10.flac by Zabuhailo -- https://freesound.org/s/214081/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Radio tunning HQ.wav by tosha73 -- https://freesound.org/s/546860/ -- License: Attribution 4.0[remix] Hot Tub Loop by AnLorenzo -- https://freesound.org/s/339514/ -- License: Attribution 3.0ohio stream 01.wav by tim.kahn -- https://freesound.org/s/122585/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Contains some strong language.If you enjoy the podcast, please consider giving us 5 stars on Spotify or sharing with your friends / family / neighbours / employer / vague acquaintances / secret crush / long lost sibling / illegitimate offspring / gynaecologist, the bloke who runs your local shop that you nod politely at when you can be bothered, and enemies. Especially your enemies. We shall find them for you, hunt them down, and make them pay.An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Sophia BehnIt's another seasonal special, this time with a summer twist. So expect sun, surf, and plenty of chafing. WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LATENESS OF THIS EPISODE FOR SPOTIFY LISTENERS, THIS WAS DUE TO A TECHNICAL FAULT.Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackBackground music by Alex Wit via Pixabay MusicSound effects:Funicular cable car.wav by BonnyOrbit -- License: Creative Commons 0Cork squeak and pop by 221098HariPotter -- License: Attribution 4.0Cement Path Soft Shoe by David_Higgins -- License: Attribution 4.0Scratching with Fingernails by danthaiwang -- License: Creative Commons 0Hot_Tub.wav by 14G_Panska_Kristofova_Kristyna -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0[remix] Hot Tub Loop by AnLorenzo -- License: Attribution 3.0Water drop - stone by 14FPanska_Nemec_Petr -- License: Creative Commons 0waves on crosby beach by crosbychris -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0GLEAM-GLOW-SFX-CHIME.wav by newagesoup -- License: Creative Commons 0An Artlandish and Dark Unicorn co-production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Joshua Crisp (with Amelia Armande)Its time to enter the Maze of Marvels. What delights will you encounter? What secretes will it reveal? And will you get lost within this perplexing puzzle? Spoiler alert: no. This is meant to be relaxing remember. Follow @weirdmeditation on InstagramWritten by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackBackground music by Light_Music via PixabaySound effects courtesy of Kimskell / tim.kahn / InspectorJ / spookymodem / Gareth_H / Galbenshire / Edvonaderkas / MWsfx / becks77 / njazzz via FreesoundContains strong language.An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Amelia ArmandeAll aboard the sleepy train. Destination? Your dreams... With possibly a brief stop at Crawley. Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackIf you enjoy our podcast, please consider giving us 5 stars on Spotify or sharing with your friends / family / neighbours / employer / vague acquaintances / secret crush / long lost sibling / illegitimate offspring / gynaecologist, the bloke who runs your local shop that you nod politely at when you can be bothered, and enemies. Especially your enemies. We shall find them for you, hunt them down, and make them pay.Background music by Piotr Witowski via PixabaySound effects courtesy of https://freesound.org/s/30628/ / https://freesound.org/s/321180/ / https://freesound.org/s/209972/ / https://freesound.org/s/269520/ / https://freesound.org/s/689134/ / https://freesound.org/s/209792/Contains strong language (but pretty tame by our standards)An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Paddy CooperWhy not stroll around the grounds and nether regions of a medieval castle. Nothing like thinking about turrets to help you sleep.Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackBackground music by Good_B_Music via PixabaySound effects courtesy of Sergenious, jorickhoofd via FreesoundContains strong languageAn Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Paddy CooperWritten by Katy MatthewsA traditional (and extremely thorough) scan aimed to relax every inch of your body. Jingle by Helena McCormackMusic by u_qhe3hs3v29 from PixabaySound effects courtesy of Free SoundContains some strong language An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[We apologise for the lateness in releasing episode 6 of Weird Meditation. Our production at Brighton Fringe became quite all-consuming! But here we are with our final instalment of Series 1. We're now on a short break, but will be back in late June for lots more weirdness. And trust us, we've got plenty to go around.]Read by Fran LantingWritten by Katy MatthewsIt’s time to meet your mystic guide through the Weird Meditation universe.  Jingle by Helena McCormackIncidental music by Lightning Traveler from PixabaySound effects courtesy of FreesoundContains some strong language  An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Step into the fortress of slumber as we guide you through a maze of soporific delights. And wonder why you’re suddenly craving pasta.  Read by Selena MerseyWritten by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena McCormackContains some strong language  Music by Music by Maksym Dudchyk from Pixabay Sound effects courtesy of Free SoundAn Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-productionIf you live near Sussex, check out our Brighton Fringe production Music for Cats, a quirky satire running 13th – 15th May at The Actors Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.