Kung Fu Pizza Party

"Whatever that thing may be, we are Ninja Warriors." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, we are kicking off spooky season with my review of 2010s Alien vs Ninja; a Japanese, martial art, sci-fi, horror, comedy. AVN brings together two things that every eight year old would love to see, ninjas fighting aliens. Though the ninjas may have katanas, and the aliens are clearly supposed to be like Xenomorphs, AVN offers original takes and creative ideas to two powerhouse staples. Watch AVN here: https://youtu.be/JSeZUmzlTyY?si=nl3JZgmOIRs6VZRLInstagram: @kungfupizzapartyLetterboxd: KungFuPizzaPrtyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@StudioTwoOneNine

"...There's not one power system that really cares about its civilians." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, I sit down to fulfill one of my challenges. I had to play Tubi Roulette and it landed on 1975s The Killer Elite starring James Caan. The house didn't really win or lose this time, more like broke even. The Killer Elite has a stacked cast that also includes the likes of Robert Duvall, Mako, and Burt Young, and features a great character arc for James Caan's character, but man do I have a hard time with slowburn 70s action. Instagram: @kungfupizzaparty Letterboxd: KungFuPizzaPrtyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@StudioTwoOneNine

"Everywhere I looked there was crime without punishment." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, we are headed back to the Arcade this time with my review of 2009s Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li starring Kristin Kruek. For the first time here I on the show I get to say, I watched this so you don't have to. It's not the worst movie in the world, rather it is a film that exists. Will it make an impact on the upcoming reboot? Probably not. Is it as fun to watch as the 1994 film? No., but it does have a fun cast. Instagram: @kungfupizzapartyLetterboxd: KungFuPizzaPrtyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@StudioTwoOneNine

"You can't always change your position can you?" Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, I am sitting down to review the Millennial Karate Kid, 2008s Never Back Down starring Sean Farris. Take the Karate Kid and make everyone very angry and very horny and you've got Never Back Down. This movie features amazing music, Millennial vibes through and through, and one hell of a toxic message. Instagram: @kungfupizzapartyLetterboxd: KungFuPizzaPrtyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@StudioTwoOneNine

"i also do circumcisions" Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, we are headed back to 1989 with a review of Blind Fury starring Rutger Hauer. In this episdoe, I dive into the world of Zatoichi, Vietmanese swords, and how I think this film could have worked better as a family friendly action television series. It's a limb lopping good time! Watch Blind Fury here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgVQGug8NvEInstagram: @kungfupizzapartyLetterboxd: KungFuPizzaPrtyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@StudioTwoOneNine