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The Dawgs kick off Wild Card Weekend in true unhinged fashion. Katie’s face is on fire (literally), the Steelers are limping into the playoffs, Chase Daniel is officially everyone’s hero, and we learn the true art of laser hair removal. Oh, and there’s still a full playoff slate to break down. It’s a whole new season… and we are hairless.🔊 This episode includes:– Steelers vs Texans: Can Rodgers survive?– Backup QB legend Chase Daniel hits $41M– Microneedling, waxing, and holiday foot pics– DK Metcalf’s suspension conspiracy– Diggs, the Patriots, and domestic assault vs playoff wins– Eagles continue to be fraudulent AF– Sam Darnold’s redemption tour– Most touchdowns after age 44?! Brady strikes again– Worst trades in NFL history: Deshaun Watson edition– NFL Draft order + Sauce Gardner’s pick?– More NFL letdowns: Kamara, Za Flowers, Brian Thomas Jr.– First Down Dawgs Geography Bee– Robin quietly dominates again💥 Weekly Segments:– Underdog of the Week– Lock of the Week– Over/Under Pick– Degenerate Debate of the Week– “Letdown & Surprise” of the NFL season– Robin’s Mystery PicksGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Introduction and Wild Card Weekend Excitement00:29 Microneedling and Hair Removal Discussion02:14 Football Talk: Teams, Players, and Games05:56 Audience Demographics and Podcast Feedback10:23 NFL Playoffs and Team Performances12:45 Quarterback Contracts and Career Earnings19:19 Coaching Changes and Team Strategies23:20 Jets' Performance and Historical Stats29:49 Betting and Weekend Recap30:48 Kenneth Gainwell's Unexpected Rise32:06 Saquon's Shocking Decline32:14 Kansas City's Playoff Miss33:02 Surprising Performances and Letdowns38:53 NFL Playoff Predictions52:57 Geography Quiz and Fun Facts57:05 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce58:51 Wild Card Weekend ExcitementNew episodes dropping every Friday! Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! =================================================================*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nflpodcast #wildcardweekend #nflpodcast

Week 18 madness is here, and the Dawgs are in full playoff mode — sort of. Steelers fans are losing their minds, DK Metcalf is haunted by a mystery fan, and Tom Brady might actually control the internet. We’re talking trash, making last-minute picks, and trying to survive the flu and fantasy losses.🔊 This episode includes:– Steelers playcalling disaster: who’s even calling the shots?– DK Metcalf’s bizarre beef with a Lions fan– Tom Brady clips = no views. Coincidence?– Jonah Hill’s Ozempic transformation shocks the pod– Garrett Wilson’s shocking stat line: 395 yards all season– Wildest player arrests: Diggs, Trayvon, and a strangulation charge?!– DK’s $40M guarantee up in smoke?– Eagles collapse: are they hiding their playbook?– NFL playoff picture: Who’s in, who’s out, and who’s cursed– First Down Dawgs full Week 18 picks– Will Robin the AI Gambler take the crown?💥 Weekly Segments:– Underdog of the Week– Lock of the Week– Homer Pick– Gambling Therapy– Takeout Takes– Robin the AI Gambler– Degenerate Debate of the WeekGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 NFL Receiving Leaders After 4000:48 Worst Insults and Offensive Words03:28 Geography Challenges and Educational Gifts07:33 Holiday Sickness and Family Gatherings10:43 NFL Season and Team Struggles14:27 Tom Brady and NFL Records20:12 NFL Draft and Player Updates24:41 Relationship Drama and Wrestlers25:49 NFL Catch Debates and Parlay Losses27:16 NFL Playoff Predictions and Strategies27:39 Eagles and Bills Game Analysis29:11 NFL Coaches and Playoff Scenarios43:04 NFL Week 18 Stakes and Predictions48:08 Promotions and Social Media49:08 Cultural Differences in LanguageNew episodes dropping every Friday! Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! =================================================================*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nfl #nflpodcast #sportspodcast

Week 17 is pure chaos and somehow this season keeps getting worse.We’re officially in desperation mode as the standings tighten, last place is still wide open, and people are getting beaten by robots, ladies, and basic math. Add in Jets misery, Panthers optimism (for no reason), Steelers–Browns hatred, and Aaron Rodgers refusing to throw the ball more than five yards, and you’ve got a perfect NFL disaster.🔊 This episode includes:– The Week 17 betting chaos and standings breakdown– Panthers +7.5… yes, multiple times– Titans coming off a shocking win vs the Chiefs– Giants vs Raiders: the “Who Can Screw Up the #1 Pick” Bowl– Browns vs Steelers breakdown and Miles Garrett sack watch– Aaron Rodgers refusing to risk anything (including joy)– Jets offensive stats that shouldn’t be possible– DK Metcalf suspension fallout and contract consequences– Mike Tomlin trade theories and Steelers frustration boiling over– Jaguars vs Colts total war– The return of holiday distractions, gifts, chains, feet talk, and Christmas chaos💥 Weekly Segments:– Underdog of the Week– Lock of the Week– Homer Pick– Gambling Therapy– Robin the AI Gambler– Degenerate Debate of the WeekGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Fantasy Football Woes and Embarrassing Moments00:45 Gift Exchange and Holiday Cheer03:24 Foot Fetish Conversations07:02 NFL Game Highlights and Player Performances08:59 Quarterback Discussions and Team Strategies16:35 Coaching Changes and Team Management27:20 The Battle for Last Place28:04 Tie Games and Percentages30:13 Underdog Picks and Predictions35:30 Lock of the Week and Draft Picks45:57 Holiday Plans and ReflectionsNew episodes dropping every Friday! Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! =================================================================*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nfl #podcast #sportspodcast

This week is unhinged in the best way possible:Catheters, colonoscopies, quarterback conspiracies, and why Michael Jordan might outlive us all (at least in sneaker sales).We go deep on the Bengals’ future, Joe Burrow’s contract drama, and why Jets fans will trade every first-round pick to get him. Also:– The best and worst anesthesia stories– Does Burrow pull a Luck or become the next Stafford?– NFL owners who meddle too much (we see you, Woody Johnson)– Jordan brand longevity vs Taylor Swift legacy– Our worst fears under sedation– Dentist trauma and sweet tooth takes– Parlay’s mountain pastries start a war– Is the NFL rigged or just weird?– Why Tom Brady should’ve disappeared and Terry Bradshaw needs to– Plus all our picks for Week 16: underdogs, locks, and family picks💥 Weekly Segments– Underdog of the Week– Lock of the Week– Homer Pick– Gambling Therapy– Robin the AI Gambler– Degenerate Debate of the WeekGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Introduction and Personal Fears00:26 Medical Procedures and Experiences02:53 Anesthesia and Its Effects04:46 Dental Work and Traumatic Experiences10:43 Sports Talk and Betting Picks23:11 Debating Joe Burrow's Performance24:07 Jets vs. Saints Over/Under Discussion25:20 Bears, Bills, and Bengals Picks25:59 The Commanders' Decision on Jayden Daniels26:10 Cincinnati Bengals' Future Prospects35:09 Taylor Swift's Impact and Bonuses36:56 Pre-Game Show Critiques39:34 Tom Brady and Post-Retirement Life42:20 Michael Jordan's Legacy47:15 Upcoming Nashville TripNew episodes dropping every Friday! Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! =================================================================*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nflpodcast #nfl #podcast

It’s December, stress is high, and the Dawgs are unraveling faster than Lamar Jackson in the red zone. This episode starts with holiday panic and ends in full-blown quarterback conspiracy theories. From Guardian Caps to emergency QBs, it’s one of the most unhinged episodes of the season.🔊 This episode includes:– Holiday anxiety, rage emails, and self-scheduled therapy– Are the Steelers cursed or just slow? A deep hat dive– Lamar won’t run. Josh Allen won’t stop. Burrow won’t sit.– Why the Ravens are sketchy and the Chiefs still deserve your bets– TE Mount Rushmore: Is Travis Kelce delusional?– Guardian Cap debates: Smart safety or visual disgrace?– The Colts curse, Daniel Jones’ demise, and Philip Rivers rumors– Emergency QB Rule: Automatic QBs, ethnic diversity, and high school legends– Mormon Wives x NFL QB of the Week: Josh Allen = Fruity Pebbles?💥 Weekly Segments:– Underdog of the Week– Lock of the Week– Homer Pick– Gambling Therapy– Robin the AI Gambler– Degenerate Debate of the WeekGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 The Stress of December00:13 Self-Emails and Self-Reflection02:17 Christmas Preparations and Surprises03:25 Naked Dolls and Parenting Observations04:08 Sex Robots: The Future of Companionship?08:35 NFL Talk: Teams, Players, and Predictions20:56 Quarterback Dilemmas and Solutions21:31 Unconventional Quarterback Categories23:00 Tom Brady and Family24:11 NFL Picks and Predictions26:59 Betting Strategies and Insights35:10 Jets' Struggles and Media Pressure38:22 Mormon Wives and NFL ComparisonsNew episodes dropping every Friday! Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! =================================================================*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nflnews #nflpodcast #sportspodcast

This week, the Dawgs are barely holding it together as NFL Week 13 delivers another round of broken picks, broken quarterbacks, and broken spirits.We cover everything from Disney viruses and dirty sodas to Vikings futility, Bengals chaos, and whether Aaron Rodgers is morphing into a Home Alone villain. Also, Robin the Robot continues her downward spiral, and one host openly considers canceling picks for the rest of the season. (Seriously.)🔊 This episode includes:– The Vikings offense hits historic lows (yes, worse than the Jets)– Is Joe Burrow the only thing keeping the Bengals franchise alive?– Caleb Williams shows up in matcha and wired headphones: let’s go– Steelers fan breakdown: 26 unanswered and pure sadness– Eagles identity crisis: Are the Chargers the upset of the week?– Rodgers looks like he’s about to rob Kevin McCallister– JJ McCarthy, Max Broer, and the weirdest QB room in the NFL– Thanksgiving recap: food poisoning, Disney disasters & stuffed mushrooms– The rise of dirty sodas (and possibly diabetes)– Gambling Therapy makes a loud return– Can Robin the AI Gambler ever win again?– Week 13 Picks: Locks, Underdogs, Homer Picks– Katie Ka$h fights for the rulebook (again)💥 Weekly Segments:– Underdog of the Week– Lock of the Week– Homer Pick– Gambling Therapy– Takeout Takes– Robin the AI Gambler– Degenerate Debate of the WeekGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Introduction and Initial Frustrations00:11 Discussing AFC North and Playoff Predictions00:30 Weight Loss and Thanksgiving Struggles00:55 Disney Adventures and Food Experiences01:45 Crowds and Rides at Disney04:16 Thanksgiving Dinner and Family Moments06:07 Negativity and Gender Differences08:11 Greatest Inventions and Driving Safety10:23 Football Talk and Betting Woes11:57 Thanksgiving Halftime Show and NFL Games21:22 Vikings' Struggles and NFL Comparisons22:13 Vikings' Performance Breakdown23:36 Aaron Rodgers and NFL Quarterbacks' Decline29:32 Thanksgiving Football Recap30:39 NFL Picks and Predictions38:32 Football Hits and Concussions42:21 Mormon Show and Dirty Sodas43:24 Conclusion and FarewellNew episodes dropping every Friday! Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! =================================================================*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nfl #nflpicks #sportspodcast

It’s our 100th episode, and the Dawgs are unhinged in the best way possible. From conspiracies to quarterback chaos, NFL Week 13 delivered the weird — and we’re here for all of it.We debate if Jameis Winston is the most entertaining QB in the league, if Kirk Cousins deserves the nickname “Daddy Kirk,” and why punting from the 29-yard line should be a felony.🔊 This episode includes:– Jameis Winston vs Daddy Kirk: Locker room vibes showdown– Is the NFL rigged? Betting conspiracies and coaching blunders– Thanksgiving betting hangovers and Friday Night Football– Shadeur Sanders criticism: Fair or racist?– JJ McCarthy, Geno Smith, and who sucks worse– The Giants-Jets stat that will haunt your dreams– Hall of Fame debates: Eli Manning, Drew Brees, Frank Gore, & more– Kirk Cousins takes Tuesdays off?!– Gambling cold streaks, conspiracies, and Dartboard Picks™– Over/Unders, Underdogs, Locks, and Robin the Robot’s latest bets💥 Weekly Segments:– Underdog of the Week– Lock of the Week– Homer Pick– Gambling Therapy– Takeout Takes– Robin the AI Gambler– Degenerate Debate of the WeekGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Introduction and Banter00:54 Thanksgiving Recap and Episode Milestone02:11 Gambling Talk and Strategies06:45 Conspiracy Theories in Sports11:32 Quarterback Discussions22:20 Reactions and Comments22:39 Tampa Bay's Struggles24:16 Giants and Jets Woes24:53 Coaching Decisions and Controversies27:13 Underdog Picks and Predictions29:54 Lock of the Week34:45 Hall of Fame DebatesNew episodes dropping every Friday! Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! =================================================================*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nfl #nflpodcast #sportspodcast

It’s our 100th episode and Thanksgiving is in full effect! The Dawgs go full mukbang-mode while breaking down the NFL’s Thanksgiving slate, talking cranberry sauce trauma, sharing wild Turkey Day traditions, and throwing shade at quarterbacks who forgot how to play football.We officially introduce the “Pass The Leg” bet, the best (or worst?) Thanksgiving family gambling tradition. Plus: we talk parade horror stories, why March of the Wooden Soldiers is an Italian classic, and the true meaning of Friendsgiving rage.🦃 This episode includes:– The “Pass The Leg” Fanduel family bet explained– Lions, Cowboys & Ravens spreads: What’s the move?– Dak vs Mahomes: Trust issues run deep– Burrow’s busted wrist & Lamar’s cold weather curse– Thanksgiving Day betting trends & spreads breakdown– Prosciutto sandwich reviews and cranberry meltdowns– Parade pee emergencies, wiffle ball games, and turkey trots– A full betting preview with Locks, Underdogs & Overs💥 Weekly Segments:– Underdog of the Week– Lock of the Week– Homer Pick– Gambling Therapy– Robin the AI Gambler– Degenerate Debate of the WeekGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 The Great Jeans Debate00:41 Thanksgiving Special Begins01:28 Thanksgiving Food Talk06:37 Thanksgiving Traditions and Activities10:21 Thanksgiving Parade and New York City Events14:10 Debating Thanksgiving Plans15:02 Thanksgiving Bars and Restaurants16:41 Thanksgiving Football Picks18:02 Analyzing NFL Teams and Players27:53 Thanksgiving Spread Facts28:31 Final Thoughts and HumorNew episodes dropping every Friday! Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! =================================================================*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nfl #thanksgiving #nflpodcast

This week, the Dawgs dive into everything from blown NFL picks to high school reunions, donuts, and Dancing With the Stars conspiracy theories. It’s chaos from start to finish as they roast the Jets (again), attempt to make sense of the playoff picture, and uncover the secret lives of football fans in Spain.🔊 This episode includes:– A failed follower mission in Madrid 🇪🇸– Fenway Park game day recap + 56-0 blowouts– Shador Sanders gets robbed (but not bothered)– Reality show theories, relationship advice & cider donuts– Is ESPN Bet already dead?– NFL trust meter: Lions, Bears, Vikings, and Panthers– Gronk’s one-day contract + Jets PTSD– Robin the Robot’s Week 13 picks– Over/under win total updates + betting regret– Bar call to San Francisco: the Niners are good for business– NFL desperation picks and a desperate plea for someone to go 3-0💥 Weekly Segments:– Underdog of the Week– Lock of the Week– Homer Pick– Gambling Therapy– Takeout Takes– Robin the AI Gambler– Degenerate Debate of the WeekTimestamps:00:00 Haircut Dilemmas and Eighties Rocker Vibes00:46 Poses, Sports, and Four Locos02:18 Coffee Preferences and Health Debates02:45 Spain Trip and Social Media Efforts09:02 Fenway Park and Family Moments15:54 Reunions, Regrets, and Social Dynamics21:45 NFL Talk and Player Performances32:50 Wrestling and Live Streaming33:25 Backup Quarterbacks and Contracts34:22 NFL Season Over/Under Predictions39:37 Desperate Teams and Underdogs41:55 Lock of the Week Picks49:22 Dancing with the Stars Drama01:00:01 Relationship Talk and GiftsNew episodes dropping every Friday! *SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/

The Dawgs are unhinged this week with ESPN Bet already dead, NFL coaches wildin’, streaming apps out of control, and the Steelers officially broken. It’s betting chaos, football meltdown season, and reunion regrets.🔊 This episode includes:– RIP ESPN Bet: We hardly knew you– YouTube TV beef + Disney pricing rants– Wildest game ever: Kings Point vs. Coast Guard at Fenway– Senior day blues and JV mercy rules– Steelers fans travel to LA for nothing– Rodgers falling apart in real-time– Betting scandals in the UFC, MLB, and NFL– Vegas conspiracies, AI stat fails, and drunk ferry rides– NFL Week 13 picks and a possible end for the Jets– Robin the Robot is creeping up in the standings– Takeout Takes, Degenerate Debates, and the Weekly Picks Battle💥 Weekly Segments:– Underdog of the Week– Lock of the Week– Homer Pick– Gambling Therapy– Takeout Takes– Robin the AI Gambler– Degenerate Debate of the Week🎬 Timestamps:00:00 The Fall of ESPN Bet00:20 YouTube TV and ESPN Pricing Dispute00:56 Family Ties and College Football Rivalries01:30 Ferry Rides and Drinking Tales03:34 Football Weekend Highlights09:10 Coaching and Playing in Amateur Leagues12:45 NFL Coaching Decisions and Team Performances24:44 Twitter and Dolphins: A Cesspool of Negativity25:03 The Tanking Debate: Fans Rooting for Losses25:41 Draft Picks and the Pressure to Succeed25:57 The Importance of Good Scouting28:09 Betting and Predictions: NFL Picks38:25 The Impact of AI on Betting and Law45:55 Subscription Services and Streaming Woes49:16 Reunions and Social Dilemmas👉 Subscribe now for unfiltered NFL chaos, betting breakdowns, and barstool-level takes — from the sarcastic minds of New York degenerates. New episodes drop weekly on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts.🎧 Full audio available on Spotify & Apple Podcasts📍 Follow @firstdowndawgs on Instagram & TikTok*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/

This week, the Dawgs spiral into NFL madness, sugar crashes, and existential crises.We admit we were DEAD wrong about the Seahawks and Sam Darnold (we’re sorry), dig into the worst defenses in the league, and break down what’s real, what’s fake, and what’s just a sugar-induced fever dream.🔊 This episode includes:– Sam Darnold’s revenge season with the Seahawks– Joe Flacco is throwing missiles, Jake Browning can’t find the playbook– Bears vs Bengals: Game of the year or worst defense ever?– Halloween candy hangovers & office sabotage– Fantasy busts, bad trades, and week-losing kickers– Green Bay fan check-in via Takeout Takes: shoutout Legend Larry’s– Weekly NFL picks: Bears, Bills, Dolphins, Lions, Patriots– Plus: Underdog picks, locks of the week, and Robin the AI Gambler’s cold streak💥 Weekly Segments:– Underdog of the Week– Lock of the Week– Homer Pick– Gambling Therapy– Takeout Takes– Robin the AI Gambler– Degenerate Debate of the WeekGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Introduction and Self-Reflection00:05 Seattle Seahawks and Sam Donald Discussion00:35 Daylight Savings Time Rant05:40 Halloween Candy Overload08:35 Hartwick Football Update13:10 NFL Trades and Team Performance25:34 Record-Breaking Quarterback Performances25:50 Buffalo Bills Fandom and Politics26:23 Weekly NFL Picks and Predictions28:09 Underdog Picks and Analysis30:26 Lock of the Week and Team Insights31:35 Homer Picks and Betting Strategies38:49 Packers vs. Eagles: Fan Perspectives44:07 NFL Legends and Memorable Moments46:03 Sports Endorsements and Commercials47:14 Concluding Thoughts and Humorous AnecdotesNew episodes dropping every Friday! FOLLOW US:https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/

What do robot butt wipers, $600 poop-analyzing toilets, paper towel rationing, and the absolute collapse of the Steelers defense have in common? They all make it into this week’s chaotic ride through football, gambling, and life.🔥 In this episode:– Kurt loses it over the Steelers defense (WHO is the coordinator?!)– The gang debates the perfect bet size (Jonny's running a sportsbook with 23 cents)– AI toilets and robot bathroom assistants (yes, really)– NFL’s all-criminal team picks up steam– The Sandy Pickle vs. Over Under bar pick call-off in Dallas– Who’s still in the playoff hunt, and who shouldn’t be– Betting losses, broken teams, and backup QBs everywhere– Jello shots, criminal stats, and sports meltdowns💥 Weekly Segments:– Underdog Picks– Lock of the Week– Gambling Therapy– Takeout Takes– Robin the AI Gambler is back🧠 Want your poop analyzed? Need to know how many paper towels you can afford this week? Just wanna rage about the NFL? You’re in the right place.📌 New episodes every week — subscribe for unfiltered sports talk, gambling takes, fan meltdowns, and whatever else comes out of our mouths.📞 Leave a comment with your lock of the week, and we might just roast it on air.👉 Watch now. Or forever hold your paper towels.00:00 Johnny's Perspective on Having Kids00:10 The Future of Bathroom Technology00:20 Analyzing Poop: Health Insights and Gadgets01:13 The Cost and Benefits of Poop Analyzers03:01 Napkin Economy: Signs of Financial Strain04:21 Paper Towels vs. Reusable Cloths05:23 Betting Strategies and Small Wins08:27 Frustrations with the Steelers' Defense12:00 NFL Team Performances and Surprising Wins20:30 The Giants' Misfortunes and Injuries23:53 Critique of Patrick Queen24:05 Steelers Defense Positivity24:39 Betting Frustrations and Insights25:01 Weekly Picks Recap27:06 Underdog Picks Debate31:28 Family Picks and Locks35:20 Calling Bars for Cowboys Game Picks42:51 Social Media and Content Strategy46:15 Final Thoughts and Sign-Off

🎙 Hosted by Johnny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Katie Ka$hThis week’s episode gets real unhinged, and we’re not mad about it. From Dancing With the Stars conspiracy theories to Jets implosions, Flacco throwing Hail Marys at 73, and debating whether Zach Wilson should be kidnapped back to New York — we cover the chaos across the league and beyond.🧠 Inside this week’s madness:– Do the Dolphins hate their coach or just their QB?– Is Tua sabotaging Mike McDaniel’s career like he did Brian Flores?– Tyreek Hill’s off-field chaos, comeback odds, and injury updates– Drake May leading the new-look Patriots– Garrett Wilson to the Steelers? Please?– Why FanDuel broke the internet and ruined everyone’s Sunday– Andy Reid’s first shutout ever — and it’s against the Raiders– Our NFL bar calls to The Peanut in KC go very, very wrong– Flacco bombs a 73-yard Hail Mary and we wonder if he’s actually immortal– Dart, the Giants, and sourdough bread alarms🍞 Bonus chaos:– Bread etiquette– Gambling therapy– Katie’s Spanish scouting mission– QR code marketing schemes– Flipping the Jets before they flip usIf you like football, food, and sarcasm, you’re in the right place.00:00 Introduction and Icebreaker00:39 Reality TV Show Discussions03:28 Internet Outage and Its Impact04:32 Betting and Gambling Stories09:54 NFL Talk: Coaches and Quarterbacks13:02 Patriots and AFC East Analysis20:15 Jets' Quarterback Dilemma24:28 Jets Playoff Hopes and Player Stats24:58 Travel Plans and QR Codes27:39 Recap of Last Week's Picks28:46 Week 8 Underdog Picks31:59 Week 8 Lock Picks36:12 Monday Night Football Predictions39:01 Giants' Heartbreaking Loss46:54 Kansas City Chiefs Call Fiasco

Katie Ka$h is out this week — so naturally, we’re talking feet pics, NFL frauds, and a Detroit restaurant phone tree breakdown. Chaos reigns. Bread was brought, coaches were fired, and our bets still suck. Welcome to First Down Dawgs.This week’s madness includes:🏈 NFL Coach Firings – Brian Callahan gone, who’s next?🏈 Micah Parsons vs Jamar Chase – Who’s got more tackles?🏈 Tyreek Hill Watch – Still injured, still not a dad of the year🏈 Dolphins vs Browns – Is this a loser leaves town game?🏈 Jets, Ravens, Giants, Packers – What the hell are we watching?🏈 Dan Campbell, Jared Goff, and the Lions’ NFC redemption arc🏈 Why the entire AFC might just be a fraud🔥 Weekly Segments:– Underdog & Lock of the Week– Gambling Therapy– Takeout Takes (we called Detroit AND Seattle this time)– Robin the AI Gambler picks against the humans again– Shoutout to Mabel Gray’s very locked phone lineBonus topics:– Katie’s feet in multiple countries– QR code guerrilla marketing ideas– Kirk Herbstreit’s jet-fueled grind– The rise of the Creatine Caucasians (Jackson Dart & Cam Scattabo)– What makes a true NFL MVP– The Cowboys’ tragic downfall… again– The most patriotic subscriber ask in YouTube historyGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Opening Banter and Last Week's Recap00:40 Bread and Bruschetta Debate01:14 Katie's Wedding Stories03:25 Harwick Football Update04:33 Promoting the Secretary's Cup06:51 QR Code Marketing Ideas08:25 NFL Weekend Recap18:49 Quarterback Injuries and Team Performance25:16 Debating Quarterback Choices25:47 Weekly Picks Recap26:26 Underdog Picks Discussion29:30 Lock Picks Analysis35:45 Monday Night Football Predictions47:31 Subscriber Call to ActionNew episodes dropping every Friday! FOLLOW US:https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media#nfl #nflnews #podcast

This week, the Dawgs finally lock in the loser bet and it’s as humiliating as ever: panhandling in your team’s gear. And to make it official, we bring in a special guest to choose the punishment, NFL and Rutgers legend Mohamed Sanu. From his time with the Bengals to his Rutgers roots, Mo joins the show to talk football, life after the league, and deliver the final word on our season-long bet.Meanwhile, around the league:– Tyreek Hill blows out his knee… but still smiling?– Will he win Comeback Player of the Year or Father of the Year first?– Jamar Chase leads the Bengals in… tackles?!– Joe Flacco is BACK, and the AFC North is in full chaos– Tua, Trevor Lawrence, Kyler Murray, and Daniel Jones talk– Jets, Giants, Bills, Chiefs – NY football might be cursed– Mahomes has 9 seconds in the pocket but still loses– Betting disasters, fantasy meltdowns, and more NFL clown show moments💥 Weekly Segments:– Underdog & Lock Picks– Gambling Therapy– Takeout Takes: We cold-call bars in Atlanta & D.C. for Monday Night Football picks– Robin the AI Robot makes her Week 6 picks and tries to avoid panhandlingWhether you’re an NFL sicko, a degenerate gambler, or just here for the jokes — this one’s for you.🎙 Hosted by Johnny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Katie Ka$hGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Introduction and Show Overview00:54 The Straw Debate02:06 Setting Up the Bet04:48 Special Guest Call - Mohamed Sanu12:26 Discussing NFL Highlights17:47 Fantasy Football Talk25:22 Shocking Developments in the NFL25:42 Tom Brady's Unhappy Raiders Stint26:26 Mark Sanchez's Bizarre Incident27:53 NFL Network's Mark Sanchez Profile28:35 Weekly NFL Picks and Predictions30:11 Underdog Picks and Strategies32:50 Lock of the Week and Analysis39:43 Monday Night Football Bar Calls46:41 Unexpected Callbacks and ReactionsNew episodes dropping every Friday! FOLLOW US:https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nfl #podcast #nflnews

Another week, another losing ticket. The Dawgs are back and the NFL is on fire... or maybe just broken. This week’s chaos includes:– Tyreek Hill’s brutal knee injury, legal issues, and 10-kid legacy– Is Tua Tagovailoa done targeting Hill for good?– Derrick Henry might be cooked– Daniel Jones and the myth of being “back”– Jackson Dart enters Giants lore– Jamar Chase, Justin Herbert, and Aaron Rodgers all raising red flags– Blocked field goals, meltdowns, and NFL gambling breakdowns💥 Weekly Segments– Underdog picks– Lock of the week– Gambling therapy– Takeout Takes is back (calling bars in Duval County)– Robin the Robot goes 3-0 (!)Also:– $50 fitted Yankee hats– Wide receivers behaving like toddlers– Urinal stances– Should the Ravens and Jets just start over?🎙 Hosted by Johnny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Trip's PicksGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Hilarious Injury Reactions00:49 The Cost of Baseball Fitted Hats02:15 Yankees Playoff Predictions04:57 Football Talk: Giants and More05:10 The Secretary's Cup Plug15:38 Wide Receivers Drama23:29 Winning Streaks and Hot Takes24:30 Analyzing Team Performances26:52 Blocked Kicks and Game Impact27:48 Weekly Picks and Predictions29:55 Underdog Bets and Lock Picks38:55 Takeout Takes and Fan Opinionshttps://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nfl #nflpodcasts #tyreekhill

This week’s episode of First Down Dawgs with hosts Jonny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Katie Ka$h is a full-blown NFL meltdown.– Gambling is ruining our lives (but we’re still betting 🫠)– MrBeast NFL takeover – genius or evil?– Tyreek Hill, Derrick Henry, and Daniel Jones drama– Christian McCaffrey, Micah Parsons, Lamar Jackson & Joe Burrow injuries– Is Jackson Dart the savior for the Giants? Or just another NYC disaster?– Josh Allen flops again– Jared Goff = elite??– Steelers, Ravens, Dolphins, Giants, Lions, and 49ers broken downWe talk betting pain, fantasy heartbreak, conspiracies, failed TikToks, and whether the NFL has already peaked by Week 4.💥 Also:– Weekly picks + underdogs + locks– A visit from Robin the AI Gambler– Fenway plug for the Secretariat’s Cup– Sean goes to Hyrox– And the real question… is Vegas controlling the media?Guest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 The Pain of Gambling Losses04:25 Strategies and Stories of Gambling07:58 The Influence of Media on Gambling10:20 Gambling Wins and Losses12:53 YouTube and Social Media Impact15:00 NFL Week Three Breakdown19:01 Quarterback Performances and Predictions25:17 Gibbs' Touchdown Streak25:53 Derrick Henry's Fumble Woes26:30 Ravens' Defensive Struggles27:58 Kansas City's Offensive Issues28:53 NFL Picks and Predictions32:32 Underdog Picks36:09 Homer Picks38:59 Lock PicksNew episodes dropping every Friday! Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! =================================================================*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgsPodcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nfl #footballpodcast #nflpodcast

This week, Johnny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Trip's Picks are back in the (sweaty) studio with another unhinged NFL breakdown. It’s Week 3, and the football gods are already laughing.📌 This Week’s Highlights:– Is Tyreek Hill done in Miami? Legal drama unfolds– Josh Allen is flopping like he’s in the NBA– Daniel Jones quietly putting up elite QB numbers– Is it time for Travis Kelce to be a trophy husband?– Micah Parsons trade fallout explained– Are the Chiefs, Jets, and Giants already in trouble?– Joe Burrow injury talk + why he might miss the season– Is Tua Tagovailoa the most hit-or-miss QB in the league?🎯 Plus:– Weekly NFL picks, underdogs, and locks– Stat of the week: Colts still haven’t punted– Smelling salts and crushed gambling dreams– The return of Robin the AI gambler (barely surviving)🏈 Games Covered:Bills, Giants, Dolphins, Jets, Cowboys, Bears, Colts, Ravens, Commanders, Raiders, Steelers, Vikings, Bengals, Chargers, and moreGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Introduction and Broken Air Conditioner00:29 Medical Mishap and Snappy P01:49 Katie's Picks and Communication Issues04:43 Hartwick Football and Game Highlights06:19 YouTube Subscribers and Social Media Goals10:34 NFL Quarterbacks and Team Performances13:21 Josh Allen and Chiefs' Struggles18:55 Joe Burrow and Injury Concerns23:35 Post-Game Blues and Teaser Strategies25:44 Trevor Lawrence and NFL Player Struggles26:19 NFL Picks and Betting Strategies27:39 Recap of Last Week's Picks28:45 Underdog Picks and Betting Insights31:21 Lock of the Week and Betting Trends45:11 Upcoming Bets and Tattoo WagersNew episodes dropping every Friday! *SUBSCRIBE* on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nflweek3 #tyreekhill #joshallen

Welcome to Episode 89 of First Down Dawgs – the only football podcast where smelling salts, Tinder conspiracies, and Tyreek Hill legal drama all exist in the same 45 minutes.🎙️ This week’s hosts:Johnny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Katie Ka$h (fresh off the plane from Italy 🇮🇹).This Week’s Highlights:🏈 NFL Week 2 Picks – Underdogs, Locks, and Homer team chaos🔥 Josh Allen drops a historic 4th quarter stat line💣 Tyreek Hill in legal trouble – is this the end in Miami?👀 Tua Tagovailoa struggles again behind a broken O-line😬 Lamar Jackson and the Ravens blow another 4th quarter lead🟡 Steelers vs. Seahawks under bet – love it or hate it?📉 Why the Dolphins, Giants, and Commanders are all in trouble🫣 Micah Parsons to Green Bay??🎭 Kylie Kelce’s Tinder Origin Story – too perfect to be real?📉 Robin the Robot goes 0-3… and gets benched🔒 LOCKS OF THE WEEK🐶 UNDERDOG PICKS🏡 HOMER TEAM BETS (new name pending…)🤖 Robin & Dan Gamble AI: benched or broken?Guest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Katie's Many Names01:25 Katie's European Adventure02:23 Cooking in Palermo03:15 Unexpected Football Conversations05:54 Tinder Success Stories07:54 WNBA and Female Athletes13:10 NFL Week One Highlights23:21 Custody Battles and Child Support23:34 Steelers Comeback Victory23:42 Jets Quarterback Woes24:36 Aaron Rodgers' Mysterious Marriage26:01 Ben Johnson's Coaching Journey27:31 NFL Picks and Predictions31:10 Underdog Picks and Analysis38:22 Lock of the Week and Final ThoughtsNew episodes dropping every Friday! FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nflnews #nfl #podcast

Week 1 is HERE and the chaos is beautiful.Smelling salts, lost remotes, missing co-hosts, drunken Uber rides, and degenerate gambling... just another week with the First Down Dawgs 🐾In Episode 88, the gang recaps Labor Day misadventures, dives into the latest NFL conspiracy theories, makes Week 1 picks, and debates everything from Tyreek Hill’s future to subscription overload just to watch football.🎙️ Highlights Include:– Is Micah Parsons the final piece for the Packers Super Bowl run?– Why Tyreek Hill won’t finish the season with the Dolphins 👀– The 2025 NFL subscription nightmare (how many apps do we need??)– Jameis Winston’s sermons, Russell Wilson’s rebrand, and the “sexy robot” named Robin 🤖– Who’s betting baseball, tennis, and US Open? And why?– NFL Week 1: Locks, underdogs, and Homer Picks– Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift: Are they cursed?📢 Your Picks Format Reminder:✔️ 1 Lock of the Week✔️ 1 Underdog Pick✔️ 1 Game Involving Jets, Dolphins, Bengals, or Steelers✔️ Robin’s AI picks (don’t fade the robot…)📺 Watch, laugh, bet (responsibly), and hit that subscribe button.🛎️ Weekly picks. Degenerate energy. Unfiltered football takes.Guest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Introduction and Initial Confusion01:24 Missing People and Excitement for the Show02:38 Funny Dinner Story and Podcast Promotion03:43 Gambling Stories and Alter Egos05:28 Sports Talk: NFL and Tennis18:10 Subscription Costs for Watching NFL20:28 Reminder to Cancel Fox Sports App21:33 Gambling Woes and Frustrations22:12 Weekly Picks Breakdown23:00 Lock of the Week Selections29:28 Underdog Picks and Analysis39:44 Final Thoughts and YouTube PushNew episodes dropping every Friday! Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! =================================================================*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nflnews #nfl2025 #podcast