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Tom & Jack Survive Stand-Up Disasters, Comic Con Adventures & Jack’s Magical Predictive Powers.↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON. NOW. ↓ https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalking↓ MERCH. While stocks last! ↓https://suitmerch.store/Tom battles brain fog after one tiny cider, while Jack survives chaotic Halloween parties, glitter showers, and a wild Jedward concert. This week on Shut Up I’m Talking, TommyInnit and Jack Manifold talk stand-up gig fails, awkward audience encounters, and Tom’s adventures at Comic Con in Sweden, including unvetted Q&As, karaoke shenanigans, and meet ups with John Pork and some Furries.Jack reveals he has magical predictive powers, while Tom navigates a punishing gig schedule, bowel emergencies, and geocaching adventures with Philza, Kristen, and Freddie Badlinu.Plus, updates on Glorbo the Venus Flytrap and we ask, How’s the Worm Doing? Episode Highlights:● Tom’s disastrous 5-minute stand-up set & drunk hecklers● Jack’s chaotic Halloween night ● Jedward & Jack get flashed at boyband 5ive’s Brighton concert ● Comic Con Sweden: fans, Q&As and karaoke● Jack’s magical predictive powers & Minecraft woes● Geocaching adventures with Philza, Kristen and Freddie Badlinu● Casino chaos & addictive thrills● Glorbo the Venus Flytrap & worm updatesSubscribe to Shut Up I’m Talking for weekly episodes!Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 04/11/2025Follow us on socials: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

Get ready for a collective existential crisis. TommyInnit puts on his big brain thinking cap as Cosmic Skeptic Alex O’Connor joins the Shut Up I’m Talking podcast for a mind-bending deep dive into consciousness, free will, fear of death, religion, and why our brains lie to us.↓ LISTEN TO THE SECOND HALF ON PATREON ↓ https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalking↓ BUY MERCH HERE! FINAL STOCK REMAINING: ↓ https://suitmerch.store/The boys dig into Alex’s Catholic upbringing, how he got from three U grades to Oxford University via his YouTube channel and how debating Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens shaped him.Tom admits he’s terrified of death, Jack questions whether meaning is something we create or discover, and Alex explains philosophical zombies, panpsychism, and what it feels like to lose your sense of self on psychedelics.They explore consciousness, blind sight, ego death, split-brain experiments, why the self might be an illusion, and whether a worm or a bat experiences reality anything like we do. Alex also opens up about burnout, grounding himself, and trying to keep philosophy fun rather than content-driven.Topics: 00:00 - Intro02:20 - Alex O’Connor introduces himself04:25 - Alex’s worst moment of the week06:30 - Early life & journey into philosophy and theology 11:15 - What happens when we die? 15:10 - How to stop fearing death 19:40 - What is meaning? 23:50 - Alex’s view on purpose 27:00 - Conscious experience and why it exists 29:23 - The Philosophical Zombie 30:14 - Do plants feel pain?33:00 - What is consciousness? 37:55 - What is Jack Manifold?41:28 - Ego death and psychedelic experiences 44:12 - Left brain & right brain 46:01 - Crazy split brain experiments 51:00 - Alien hand syndrome 52:00 - Does Alex get tired of debating? 53:15 - How to switch off from thinking so deeply54:20 - How Alex winds down 55:55 - Playing Warzone whilst talking about the bible 58:30 - Bruce Springsteen & free will1:00:00 - How philosophy can help with anxiety 1:02:00 - Everyone is going to play PUBG together 1:03:40 - Content, social media & control 1:04:42 - How’s the worm doing? 1:05:35 - How to get into philosophy 1:05:56 - The mystery of consciousness1:07:24 - ‘Mary’s Room’ thought experiment 1:09:38 - TommyInnit invites Alex O’Connor for a pint 1:09:50 - Transition over to Patreon Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 25/10/25Follow us on social media: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

The first ever Shut Up I’m Talking Podcast LIVESHOW! Recorded in Brighton with live studio audience participation and a very special guest appearance from AverageHarry. ⬇Watch the second half ONLY ON PATREON:⬇ https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalking⬇ Get your MERCH while stocks last! ⬇https://suitmerch.store/With far fewer chances to edit out stuff they shouldn’t be saying, watch TommyInnit and Jack Manifold take Shut Up I’m Talking to the stage for a hilarious live show. From Tom’s questionable dream about Jack and his problems with Gen Alpha, to Jack’s booze-filled TwitchCon adventures and his very real problems with working with Tom, expect an even closer look at how these two friends tick. Watch now, and catch the second half of the show exclusively on Patreon!In this episode:● Tom’s unexpected Fright Night horror story● Tom’s questionable sex dream about Jack● Did Tom stalk Bruce Springsteen at the Deliver Me From Nowhere premiere● Audience confessions: vomit disasters, noisy chewers & sausage-roll-stealing seagulls● Brighton’s rite-of-passage moments including James Marriott sightings and The Bird Man● Jack’s newfound love of finger gunsRecorded at The Old Market in Brighton on 23/10/25Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera operators: Owen Rogers, Hazar Ayyildiz & Eryn FilmsEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceFollow us on social media: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking  X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

Jack has a plane crash nightmare, Tom crashes a red carpet and sort of meets Bruce Springsteen, while TwitchCon goes off the rails. TommyInnit & Jack Manifold are back with another unfiltered episode of the Shut Up I’m Talking podcast. ↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON HERE for weekly bonus episodes, Jacktivities, TomTalks & BTS ↓https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalkingHuge thanks to MUA Flea Traini-Cobb for facilitating 'Jacktivity #10 - Jack Does Halloween Makeup''. You can check out their work here: https://www.instagram.com/flea.mua/In this episode: Jack’s TwitchCon tales: 10 parties, business-class upgrades and terror at 30,000 feetTom shows up late, unshowered, and embracing nature How Jack got intimate with Pickle RickTwitchCon insights: Minecraft YouTubers go wild, BBNo$ parties, $70 drinks & creator dramaJack’s hangover hell, exploding heating system & being haunted by the wormTom’s theory test adventures, pigeons in the park & firework jeopardy US cities debate: Seattle vs. Austin vs. New York, and Tom’s dream to move to NYCGlorbo the Venus flytrap makes their debut - but are they ok?Plus: Minecraft YouTubers’ soccer game, meeting Quackity, AverageHarry and Zoil in a lift, and confessions from TwitchCon’s afterparties.And of course, how’s the worm doing? Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 25/10/25

Tom doesn’t believe in ghosts. Jack definitely does. But when listener stories get spooky, even Tom starts to question reality.⬇️ LAST CHANCE TO BUY MERCH. Order before October 31st: ⬇️https://suitmerch.store/ Join us on Patreon for the chance to submit questions and stories, weekly bonus episodes, Jacktivities, TomTalks and BTS content: 👇 https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalkingIt’s the Shut Up I’m Talking Halloween Special! Tom’s wearing devil horns, Jack’s talking ghosts, and things get weird. From real listener ghost stories to haunted hotels, hexes, and alien conspiracies, the boys try (and fail) to find logic in the paranormal.They read your wildest supernatural encounters, debate the existence of aliens, and argue about whether ghosts could hack nuclear codes. In this episode:• Tom vs. Jack: Do ghosts exist?• The psychology of believing and why memories can lie• Hexes from exes, witches, and the haunted “heat sandwich”• Morgue stories, moving furniture, and mysterious noises• Do aliens exist and if so, are they coming for us?• Radios that play with no power and spirit boxes that talk back• Real listener ghost stories from haunted beaches to cursed woods• Tom’s thoughts on Halloween (and why his mum banned it) If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe for new episodes of Shut Up I’m Talking every Sunday with TommyInnit and Jack Manifold. Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 14/10/25Follow us on social media: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking  X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

Why can't Tom keep a secret? And is Jack okay post-breakup? Find out in this week's episode of Shut Up I'm Talking with TommyInnit & Jack Manifold. MERCH IS AVAILABLE NOW. GET YOURS HERE 👇https://suitmerch.store/Also in this episode:● Jack’s worst morning ever and why fans are convinced he cheated ● Tom’s Waffle House encounter in America  ● The woman who found God and can now eat bread● Tom’s drag alter-ego “Dr Drag” confirmed + plans for a drag episode● Jack loses it with American billboard lawyers● Mr Beast jerky reviews● Tom’s art-school adventures, his new Monet obsession, and Brighton squirrels vs London pigeons ● Halloween in the US, the death of The Simpsons, and Jack’s dramatic Mansfield short film● What mysterious creature is pooing in Tom’s bathroom?Join our Patreon for merch discount, weekly bonus episodes, Jacktivities, TomTalks & BTS 👇https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalkingWatch the 1-year celebration video featuring TommyInnit, Jack Manifold, Jedward, George Memeulous, Jack Septiceye, Average Harry, Freddie Badlinu and Isaac HP now on YouTube and socials. Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 14/10/25Follow us on socials:IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking  X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

TikTok star Isaac HP, on Brighton and burnout, rage, redemption and finding his voice.MERCH DROPPING 17TH OCTOBER. SIGN UP HERE 👇https://suitmerch.storeSubscribe to our Patreon for bonus content, merch discounts, Jacktivities & TomTalks 👇 https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalkingThis week on Shut Up I’m Talking, TommyInnit and Jack Manifold welcome viral TikTok comedian and Brighton local Isaac HP to the podcast, whose wild energy and painfully honest humour have made him one of the UK’s most unpredictable rising stars. From his difficult childhood to making himself into a meme and becoming a social media phenomenon, Isaac opens up about mental health, working-class shame, burnout, and the fear of not belonging in the creative world.He talks about his toughest comedy gigs, being mistaken for a terrorist in Poole, surviving therapy and TikTok addiction, and how Brighton helped him rebuild his life. Tom and Jack talk about their own creative struggles too, from streaming, writing and performing to staying authentic and not being defined by stats. Expect hilarious stories, raw honesty, and some deep takes on class, anxiety, creativity, and the healing power of comedy. Plus Isaac’s love of actual newspapers, Minions, and his worst moment of the week.Watch or listen to Shut Up I’m Talking wherever you get your podcasts, and check out the P P P Patreon for bonus clips and the full story of Isaac’s Minions era. Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 30/10/25Follow us on socials:IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

Ikea Hotdogs, Political Chaos, Weird Childhood Memories and Brighton Life ⬇️ MERCH ⬇️ Dropping 17th October. Sign up below for reminders! www.suitmerch.store In this episode of Shut Up I’m Talking, TommyInnit and Jack Manifold are back with another hour of chat about their lives, including Ikea hotdog disappointments, Tom’s accidental political career, and why tiny little thin things make Jack feel sick.Tom discovers the joy of CEX and DVDs and reflects on BBC Radio, being labelled “the opposite of Andrew Tate,” and accidentally becoming a political commentator despite his only point of political reference being what his mum thinks. Hear about Tom and Jack’s awful, doomed outing together, Tom’s Alice in Wonderland syndrome and Jack’s Ikea meatball gravy campaign.Also:● New Jacktivity alert! Extreme cuteness as Jack becomes a ‘fully qualified’ puppy trainer● Jack’s ridiculous 'would you rather' questions ● Tom’s knitting-based problem and maths fails● How’s the worm doing? Don’t forget to head to our ‼️$7 ‼️Patreon for Jacktivities, Tom Talks, puppies and a whole year’s worth of incredible content. Exclusive content here: ⬇️https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalkingHuge thanks to Natalie at Pawsome Dogs in Polegate for facilitating this month’s Jacktivity. You can find out more about her brilliant company below: ⬇️www.facebook.com/pawsomedogs1Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 16/09/25Follow us: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking  X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking @JackManifoldTV  @JackManifoldTwo @tommyinnit @tomsimonsvlog

In an attempt to prove to Tom that science is a real thing, this week TommyInnit and Jack Manifold are joined by Henry and Gregor from Veritasium, the minds behind some of YouTube’s most fascinating science videos. From dynamite and Nobel Prizes to space, aliens, and free will, this episode dives deep into the questions that keep you up at night.The boys discuss:• Only just surviving Valencia’s infamous tomato festival• The science of time, perception, and the paradox of time travel• Whether aliens could wipe us out like insects• Depression, dopamine, and why evolution made us sad• Hacking, phone spying & 2FA vulnerabilities• What happens when we die? Reincarnation, free will, or nothing at all?Also: Ikea mishaps, shoplifting confessions, and Tom trying to prove that science is boring.⬇Follow Henry & Gregor on Instagram:⬇https://www.instagram.com/henry.vandyckhttps://www.instagram.com/gregor_cavlovic⬇ Tickets to our Brighton live show on October 23rd ⬇https://www.theoldmarket.com/shows/shut-up-im-talking-live⬇ Vote in polls to raise money for CALM ⬇https://tiltify.com/@shut-up-im-talking/shut-up-im-talking-about-mental-health⬇Join us on Patreon for bonus weekly episodes, Jacktivities, TomTalks & BTS: ⬇https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalkingWritten & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 09/09/2025Follow us on social media: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking  X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

This week on Shut Up I’m Talking, TommyInnit and Jack Manifold are back with stories from the past week of their lives.↓ Support suicide prevention and vote in polls via our CALM fundraiser ↓https://tiltify.com/@shut-up-im-talking/shut-up-im-talking-about-mental-health↓ Subscribe to our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes, Jacktivities, BTS & a brand new 'TomTalks' ↓ https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalkingTom finds out what happens when you go to Ikea and info-dump on a fan after eating a full English breakfast, followed by a trip on a rollercoaster, and Jack ‘may or may not’ have had an ‘incident’ in a van in Brighton’s famous LainesTom reveals his new hobby, ‘accidental theft’, and Jack describes getting dragged into a traumatising game of football that plays havoc with his ADHD and highlights his extreme lack of coordination. Also:● Jack has primary school flashbacks - eccentric teachers, butterfingers and accidentally stripping naked for PE at age 3● Tom’s Double feature cinema trip: Interstellar and Jaws back-to-back at IMAX, bad burgers, crying at Sam Fender, and unfeasible amounts of free Gorillaz merch.● Big tangents on Stevie Wonder, Beethoven, adult-only parks and paying too much tax.● Worms, rants, names rated, and a sneak peek at the long-lost pilot episodes coming this Birthtember.Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 09/09/25Follow us on social media: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking  X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

This week on Shut Up I’m Talking, Jack and Tom are joined by the one and only WillNE. YouTube veteran, BG Media survivor, coffee entrepreneur, and creator of an impressive Uber Eats history.The boys get into everything from YouTube nostalgia and Minecraft lore, to bioluminescent Jamaican plankton.↓ DONATE TO CALM & VOTE IN OUR POLL HERE ↓https://tiltify.com/@shut-up-im-talking/shut-up-im-talking-about-mental-health↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON HERE ↓This episode features:• WillNE’s worst moment of the week.• Taste-testing Rodd’s Coffee and why Twitter freaked out over it• Will’s 2,100+ Uber Eats orders• Quitting bullying kids on YouTube & the consequences of old commentary content• Will’s most drunk story, featuring a shirtless Stephen Tries • Easy early YouTube days and working with James Marriott• TommyInnit deleting social media, reading books & trying to live without Instagram reels• ADHD, calendars, structure vs chaos, and the YouTube grind• The sausage dog custody era• School seizures, eye injuries, bum problems, and the most cursed tour bus stories• Also - How’s the worm doing?Subscribe for more episodes, support us on Patreon for bonus content, and don’t forget to leave your comments!Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 02/09/2025Follow us on social media: IG: X: TikTok: ​

Happy first birthday to Shut Up I’m Talking! This first year has been full of worst moments, wild stories and surprisingly deep conversations. Thank you to everyone who’s listened, watched, and commented along the way.  We couldn't have done it without you. As part of our celebration month, Jack and Tom are teaming up with the charity CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, throughout September to support suicide prevention. There’ll be lots of ways that you can get involved. Support CALM here: 👉 ​​https://tilt.fyi/PXxhucBU0W 👈In this anniversary episode:● Best guests & moments from Year One - MatPat & Steph, Jedward, Average Harry, James Marriott & more● Jack is cancelled by Oasis fans for spreading misinformation about Liam Gallagher● Tom’s been stealing from IKEA and Waitrose● Hideous eye injuries in gory detail● Tom’s freakishly huge ‘tonsole’ and why it probably belongs in a freak show● Is Superman the greatest hero of all time?● Jack dives deep into philosophy. The soul, identity, and whether brain transplants make you a whole new person● Fresh birthday worms! Subscribe for Year 2. You don’t want to miss it. ↓ Sign up to our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes, monthly Jacktivities & BTS: ↓ https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalking'Jacktivity #8: The GOAT Walks Goats' is live now on Patreon. Huge thanks to the lovely team at BOGO for having us!Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 26/08/25Follow us on social media: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking  X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

This week on Shut Up I’m Talking, Jack and Tom are joined by the legendary George Memeulous,  the faceless pioneer of YouTube commentary. From meeting Jedward at Jack’s birthday party to pulling off 11 years on YouTube without revealing his face, George opens up about anonymity, fame, and his strangest fan encounters.↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON. NOW. ↓https://www.patreon.com/shutupimtalkingThe boys dive into:• Why George Memeulous stays faceless and if a mouth reveal could actually happen• The bizarre pub moment that left George speechless• George’s surreal time at Cambridge University and how it connects with Jordan Peterson• YouTube, burnout, and how George stays motivated after 11+ years• The lies creators tell strangers about their jobs, including “I own McDonald’s”• And of course an update on how The Worm is doing.Also in this episode, Jack Manifold and TommyInnit debate the golden years of YouTube, George shares behind-the-scenes of his biggest viral videos and his shocking premiere league experience and we find out what life is really like when you’re one of the UK’s most mysterious creators.If you’re a fan of commentary YouTube, WillNE, James Marriott, or Schlatt, this episode is packed with stories you don’t want to miss.Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: Owen RogersSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 19/08/25follow us: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalkingX: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking@jackmanifoldtv @tommyinnit

Paddleboard Disasters, E-Dating Confessions & Jack’s Bum-Cheek ItchJack Manifold and Tom Simons are back with episode 50 of Shut Up I’m Talking. In this milestone episode, Tom reveals his relationship status, Jack paddleboards without getting wet but with getting itchy butt cheeks, Brighton beach life, stand-up nerves, beer diaries, and has TommyInnit lost interest in the worm?↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON. NOW. ↓ https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalkingEPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:Tom’s worst moment: pre-Tomedy gig nerves & stand-up disaster stories Long-distance relationships, e-dating confessions & fans oversharingShould Tom join LGBTQIA+ as ‘Questioning’? Is TommyInnit making Pride all about himself?Everyone admits to peeing in the sea. Except JackJack’s dad’s Belgian beer reviews & how Jack gets way too honest after 6 pintsTom visits a butterfly sanctuary, plays with stick insects & blows a wooden train whistleBrighton life = paradise for one expensive month onlyJazz night fallout: Tom ignores Jack’s invite & instead cycles recklessly and helmetlessJack’s birthday ruined by Ikea opening, A-level results and MrBeastMrBeast joins Kick, AI debates & dark woke argumentsTom’s book obsession: should he stop outsourcing his big life decisions?Jeremy Renner, love, and the secrets of the universeTom’s near-death stunts: bungee jumps, jetpacks, tanks & almost wing-walkingWorm update: the enclosure is now shit brown’, the worm’s still alive, but Tom doesn’t careRap names, streaming ADHD & Jack Manifold’s new video teasedWritten & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 12/08/25Follow us on social media: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking  X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

TommyInnit and Jack Manifold are back. Newly caffeinated, chaotic, and somehow still allowed microphones, Tom and Jack chat about stand-up comedy failure, wild Netflix party stories, Pride parade madness, and how the UK Government wrecked Jack’s recent J Schlatt video.↓ Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus weekly episodes, BTS & monthly Jacktivities ↓ https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalking↓Check out Tom’s new ‘not doing well’ merch! ↓https://tommyinnit.store/IN THIS EPISODE:Tom is back on coffee and Jack has to deal with the overthinkingJack’s YouTube age restriction disaster: J Schlatt collab tanked from 500K to 2K views overnightTom’s beyond brutal stand-up gig: is it time for him to quit comedy?How bombing on stage made Tom more money than Jack on YouTubeTom self-diagnoses ADHD after reading one bookJack crashed the Wednesday Season 2 premiere and accidentally became Steve Buscemi’s plus oneJack Manifold made friends with the zombie waiters at the Zombie-themed afterpartyAre Jack’s Meta Smart Glasses actually invasive?Jack’s bird’s eye view of Brighton Pride: NHS floats, Tesco drag queens & Northern manners in the toiletsHow Married at First Sight’s Paul Brunson got Tom to tell all on the We Need to Talk podcastJack’s review of the Oasis reunion tour and why Liam Gallagher’s tambourine featured so heavilyBrotherly violence and why Tom Simons hates lad behaviourNew TommyInnit ‘Not Doing Well’ merch flexMedicinal wanking for dopamine (Jack’s theory, not professional medical advice)Why Tom will never aim for the sinkWritten & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 05/08/25Follow us on social media: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking  X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

Tom Evicts AverageHarry, Basement Floods & Twitch Career ChaosThis week Jack Manifold and TommyInnit welcome their most requested guest ever, Average Harry. From living in Tom’s mouldy basement to accidentally getting banned from Twitch, Harry spills all the stories only he can tell.↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON. NOW. ↓ https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalkingEPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:Why Tom made the tough decision to evict Harry and the truth about living together in Brighton in a house with velcro walls, basement leaks, cobweb pipes & emergency plumber nightmaresHarry’s worst moment of the week bus disaster & old lady outrageWhy Tom never wants to live with another streamer againCould anyone in reality, survive living with Tom?Toilet seat wars, condom wrapper evidence & why TommyInnit never shagsNeighbour complaints about Tom’s loud piano playing and how over Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan Harry isReality vs expectations of being friends with Jack Manifold & TommyInnitHarry reveals who out of Tom and Jack he would save in a life or death situationThat time Harry’s Royal Marsden Christmas Lego charity mission was ruined by TommyInnit’s trending braces newsHarry’s Twitch origin story:  PS4 streams, Minecraft, viral clips & dodgy gifted subsWhy Average Harry was banned from Twitch, losing huge numbers of followers overnightHarry’s Polish meme fame, Chilean fanbase & South American loveLockdown weight gain, OVO designer scam & livestream fail momentsGamers Got Talent bot vote controversWorm update & general podcast chaosPLUS:Did Bo Burnham & Sam Fender conspire to ignore Tom?Ellen Degeneres conspiracy theoriesThe ‘Would You Do Hand Stuff With Me?’ debate rages on.  Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 29/07/25Follow us:IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking  X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

Jack Manifold tells TommyInnit how he literally ate every YouTuber snack with George Memeulous, just moments before coming to record, and it nearly broke him. MrBeast Feastables, Phase Rug’s rancid candy, Ryan Trahan’s gummies, Karl Gummies, David Dobrik crisps, Sidemen jerky, they all get a mention. Watch Jack trying to cope with a sleep-deprived Tom Simons, while he tries to unstick his own jaws, deal with the sugar crash and regain his sense of taste. ⬇ Join our Patreon for exclusive Jacktivities, mystery challenges & bonus content ⬇https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalkingAlso in this episode, Jack tells Tom all about how he went back to the circus to be a judge, went on an ADHD chaos-fuelled foraging trip with a Michelin-starred chef for the latest Jacktivity and Tom asks Jack the most random questions his semi-lucid brain can think up. ● Jack judged a real-life circus school and they were phenomenal ● Foraging with a Michelin-starred ADHD chef● Behind the scenes of a secret music video● Existential rants about Superman, sleep, and leaking not-actually-dead worms● Tom obsesses over YouTube AnalyticsWarning: semi-lucid chaos, broken shoes, and way too much sugarBig thank you to Christian at for hosting this month’s Jacktivity and sharing all your foraging knowledge. Check out his website here: ⬇https://www.urbanforage.me/Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 22/07/25Follow us on social media: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking  X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking​

Jack Manifold and Tom Simons are back and this week, it gets weird. From zombie fungus theories to cringey nightclub stories, the boys address the questions that are on everyone’s lips, like could climate change lead to human-extinction mushrooms? Are there volcanoes under the sea? And the big one - is deodorant for girls secretly weaker?TOPICS THIS WEEK:● TommyInnit’s £1.50 deodorant disaster at a Sabrina Carpenter concert● Napoleon's body odour kink● Jack Manifold’s chaotic night at the club involving social anxiety and mega awkward eye contact● Are there hidden volcanoes under the ocean? Yes, and the tectonic plates are arguing● Could The Last of Us fungus actually evolve into a human mind-control plague?● Climate change talk: why “global warming” is the wrong name for it and could there be an extinction event soon?● Jack’s repaired eyeball, optician drama & stage blindness stories● Nintendo Switch 2 update + Mario Kart vs PS5 debate● Are we all colour blind? ● Bioluminescent humans and UV-seeing animals● Bee Movie science, 3D-printed food, and why we all might be eating crickets soon● Weirdest audience interactions, parasocial moments, and being sad and alone in a barPlus: Quackity-teasing, Sabrina Carpenter at Hyde Park, Claro’s Zoom-call performance energy, praise for Olivia Dean, BlueSky vs Threads chat, and philosophical questions like “Would you survive the apocalypse if the bees died?” BONUS CHAOS:● Jack’s existential skincare crisis ● Tom builds a rock kingdom on the beach and becomes a micro-managing project lead ● New social media with new rules?● Could we actually dig to China?● Worm funeral pending. RIP.↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON. NOW. ↓https://www.patreon.com/shutupimtalkingWritten & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis episode was recorded on 08/07/25follow us: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalkingX: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

This week, TommyInnit and Jack Manifold are joined by the queen of true crime Eleanor Neale, host and creator of the hugely successful Outlore podcast.Tom Simons takes the reins this episode to find out more about Jack Manifold’s girlfriend and what it’s actually like to be part of a YouTuber couple. Eleanor talks about her alcoholic zoo party and worst moment of the week, Jack deals with ongoing eye trauma, and we learn way too much about everyone’s digestive issues.We talk true crime burnout, the emotional toll of reporting brutal cases, and why Eleanor needed a break after reporting on one devastating Christmas Eve murder. She opens up about why women are drawn to true crime, what drives her storytelling, and how she balances advocacy with emotional well-being.Also discussed:- How Jack and Ellie met and what their home life is like- What Jack and olives have in common- What it’s really like to have a true crime podcast- How Eleanor finds the balance between the gore and the goof- ADHD, mess, and living together- Long distance relationship advice- Creepy houses and a kleptomaniac fox- Grumpy grandads, politics, and Tom’s falling apart shoesPlus:- Who knows Jack best?- Does Ellie get recognised in public?- Who gets recognised where?- What’s Ellie’s biggest red flag about Jack? (And what’s his?)- The weird crossover of Dream SMP fans, emo girls, and Switch 2 rantsJoin us for unfiltered laughs, weird fan encounters, serious chats about trauma and online fame. Plus, the comfort of a true love story and a little bit of worm twerking.↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON. NOW. ↓https://www.patreon.com/shutupimtalkingWritten & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis episode was recorded on 01/07/25follow us: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalkingX: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

It’s bring your mum to work day on Shut Up I’m Talking, as TommyInnit and Jack Manifold are joined by the one and only Sarah Simons.Jack leads the questioning as Sarah dives into revealing tales of early Tom Simons. Family chaos, deep chats about parenting, life, and personal growth and what it was really like raising a YouTube megastar.Hear how conscientious parenting, plenty of therapy and Nokia bricks kept Tom grounded and how bringing Tom into the world involved a 3 day labour and a jacket potato. Also: Sarah’s new TV project, who knows Tom better, and a Patreon-exclusive segment ranking Tom’s friends. Topics this week include:- Dog disasters & slug trauma- Fame, mental health & strict internet rules- Parenting regrets, wins & snot sleevesSubscribe now for laughs, overshares, mother-son therapy, and the sort of chaotic energy that only this trio can deliver.↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON. NOW. ↓https://www.patreon.com/shutupimtalkingWritten & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis episode was recorded on 01/07/25follow us: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalkingX: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking@jackmanifoldtv @tommyinnit