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Municipal government: a trap that catches those too incompetent, too corrupt, too incompetent even for national politics. And the greatest of these, the mayor - the highest political office one can hope to reach with a truly oppositional personality or a crack addiction. Mattie Lubchansky, Riley Quinn and November Kelly are teaming up to make a podcast investigating these mayors. From petty Bonapartes to flagrant mafiosi, these are their stories.

Every other week, we'll have an episode on the free feed. For more Mayoral goodness, check out the bonus episodes on our Patreon.

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PREVIEW: Rene Medina

PREVIEW: Rene Medina

2026-02-2610:40

Hello, boys and GHOULS!!!!!! This week, mayor NovembAAAARGH takes us to a town that's all SKELETONS and GHOSTS???? San Francisco has a Necropolis called Colma California, and for a while it lived under the iron grip of a casino guy. Spooky!!!Head over to the NGNM Patreon to listen to the whole thing. Nogodsnomayors.com !
The Marquis de Morès

The Marquis de Morès

2026-02-1901:23:33

This week, mayor Riley takes us to the old west, where a French Italian guy buys the most expensive hat in the world and starts a town just to piss everyone else off as much as possible. And then he does....another thing.Hey did you know that you can get double the mayors by joining the Municipal Benevolent Feed on our Patreon? nogodsnomayors.com
It's our 76th episode spectacular! Time to give away some accolades. WHAT was the best ITEM? WHO was the best mayor (non-lusophone)? All your burning questions answered, and more! Grab your pinstriped suit and your olives the size of soccer balls, It's time to find out who will take home the Golden Martini at the Oscar Goodman memorial FIRST ANNUAL (?) GOODIE AWARDS.Listen to the whole thing over on the Patreon at nogodsnomayors.com! Awards music by Markus Little: https://www.marlimusiq.com/
Troy Thompson

Troy Thompson

2026-02-0501:18:43

This week on No Gods No Mayors, mayor Mattie takes us to the city of Townsville, Australia for an encounter with a man weak of spine and weak of spirit. SAS guy, Cancer survivor, self-described "business man," and Q-Anon if the A an Anon stood for "Australian." This is a FREE episode! If you like the show, pitch in 5 bucks a month on the Patreon and get double the mayors! https://nogodsnomayors.com
After a London Fog update with Randall Weddle, mayor Nova takes the rest of the girls to post-Civil-War New Orleans, where one brave and slightly insane man had the right idea for how to do reconstruction, which was: to do it, at all! What a nice story. I hope he didn't enrich himself to a preposterous degree while doing it.This is a BONUS episode, listen to the whole thing on the Municipal Benevolent Feed at nogodsnomayors.com!
Buffalo: The town that killed Big Bill McKinley. Friend of the show Hesse joins us to talk about mayor and classic drunken guy Jimmy Griffin. Get all your rhyming-named henchman (Boots, Scanoots, et al) and listen up! Hesse is on the Bottleman now with Riley! The Bottlemen is back! It's called "Trouble in River City" now! Also this is a FREE episode – why not join the Mayoral Benevolent Feed for twice the mayors?Are you in London? Take the listener poll about our possible live show!
PREVIEW: Glant Havenar

PREVIEW: Glant Havenar

2026-01-1510:27

That's right! It's the name on EVERYONE'S LIPS: Glant! Spiritually our most Epic Millennial mayor so far, Palmer Lake Colorado's Glant Havenar is NOT serving. And she loves to TEXT!Listen to the whole thing on the Patreon at nogodsnomayors.com
Frank Melton

Frank Melton

2026-01-0801:14:03

Beep Beep Beep Beep, get ready for our most bleeped episode yet? We salute Eric Adams and then talk about CopMayor: The Mayor Who Thinks He's A Cop.This is a free episode. Why not join the Municipal Benevolent Feed and get double the mayors?
It's the holiday week so we are slacking off, we mean, answering your questions!!!! Learn what kind of mayors we'd be, who our favorite mayors are, and more! Hear the whole thing over on the Municipal Benevolent Feed.
Ralph Klein

Ralph Klein

2025-12-2501:21:57

Yahoo, Albertans! Climb in. This week, mayor Riley takes us on a whirlwind tour of Calgary's extremely drunken mayor, Ralph Klein. Don't like him? Well, we wouldn't have the saddledome, a big dome shaped like a saddle (kind of) without him. Don't worry, he's got a GREAT idea about where to get ducks and eels.Subscribe to our Patreon to get double the mayors!
This week, we're joined by a special guest mayor, Blood Work's Gregk Foley to talk about São Paolo's own Baron Harkonnen, Paulo Maluf. You're not gonna believe this, but this is another "he steals but he works" kind of mf.Get on the Patreon to listen to the whole thing. This one has slides?
T. Dan Smith

T. Dan Smith

2025-12-1101:38:401

This week, mayor November brings us a very ambitious and very flawed man, Mr. Newcastle himself, T. "The" Dan Smith. A self-described "fool surrounded by a pack of leeches." Will he succeed in turning Newcastle Brutalist? Will we find out why he lives in a mansion? Find out!Join The Patreon to get double the mayors! Wow! Looking for a holiday gift? Why not pick up Mattie's new book.
Is this the worst guy we've ever done? He's not good. He's The Squisher himself, the inventor of Ibericopessimism. Ring ring, we're getting in the hot tub to talk about Jesús Gil y Gil. Listen to the whole thing on our Patreon!
LaToya Cantrell

LaToya Cantrell

2025-11-2701:21:36

This week, Mayor Mattie takes us to New Orleans to talk about the mayor with her own Dick Domicile, and also a bunch of other corruption things as well! But we support her. Mostly. get on the Patreon for double the mayors!and if you're in Boston, come see Mattie at MICE next weekend!
PREVIEW: Hiram Gill

PREVIEW: Hiram Gill

2025-11-2010:25

After a brief jaunt into the exciting world of Mayor4Mayor Power Gap Relationships, Mayor November takes us to early 20th-century Seattle to talk about one of the world's slipperiest men, Hiram Gill. What is WAPPY? You'll have to listen to find out. Also we get weirdly nostalgic about the never-attempted 1917 American Communist Revolution.Listen to the whole thing on the Patreon!
Higino Carneiro

Higino Carneiro

2025-11-1301:12:05

For this week's free episode, after a brief visit to Butte, Idaho, and a quick New York Minute (did you know there was a mayoral election there?), Riley once again takes us back to the Mundo Lusófono, with Angola's Hignio Carneiro. How much corruption can one man get away with? We don't know, but you can at least build a hunting lodge out of a bunch of MRI machines.Subscribe to the Municipal Benevolent Feed at nogodsnomayors.com to get double the mayors!
PREVIEW: Joe Carollo

PREVIEW: Joe Carollo

2025-11-0610:35

This week it's part TWO of Riley's unofficial "Miami Trilogy," crazy Joe Carollo! We try talking about one of history's most unpleasant men but then get pretty sidetracked by building out Everglades Dune. Listen to the whole thing on the municipal benevolent feed!
Ken Sim (with Dan Boeckner)

Ken Sim (with Dan Boeckner)

2025-10-3001:23:20

This week we're joined by Wolf Parade and The Bottlemen's own Dan Boeckner! After a quick "amayorse bouche" in rural British Columbia with some disgusting whipped cream, we head to the big show, Vancouver to talk about Lululemon's Renfield, Ken Sim. There's a whole lot to hate.Check out Dan's Patreon here!Head on over to OUR patreon to get double the mayors!
Your honor, is this happening? Grab a New Jersey-style Porto and Tonic! Mattie is the mayor and takes us on a journey into the heart of a very, very, very, very very, very racist man. Get on the Patreon to hear the whole thing.
Alright, citizens! You've flipped your card at the municipal Churrasco to "green," indicating you'd like some mayors! Well, mayor November is here and she's got some hokum bullshit for us. That's right, it's high plains Gump himself, Soapy Smith.Head over to The Patreon to hear double the mayors!
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Comments (4)

Matt Dalby

'Jesus Christ! It's Vincent Van Quickenborne!'

Oct 2nd
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Jerad Schmits

Poo04m and xr4

Sep 29th
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Trevor Kassis

holy shit Transy mention, fly Pios baby class of '19 represent

Apr 18th
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Christopher Knox

Seems like it could be fun, but the fact the plan from the start is "get half an episode for free, but you have to pay to get the full version" is such a spit in the face I'm reconsidering my patronage of of Trashfuture, KJB and WTYP.

Sep 25th
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