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Since 1996, THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW has been the ultimate destination for honest, no-holds-barred talk about hard rock, heavy metal, and everything in between.
This isn't just another channel. It's an uncensored community.
On our paid tier, you get commercial-free access to all of our daily episodes, plus bonus content, behind-the-scenes insights, and the opportunity to interact with us directly.
If you're tired of corporate music media and you want the truth from two guys who have been doing this for over two decades, this is your new home.
Disclaimer: If you can't handle opinions that aren't your own, you're in the wrong place. We're not here to make friends. We're here to talk metal. Deal with it, crybabies!
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This isn't just another channel. It's an uncensored community.
On our paid tier, you get commercial-free access to all of our daily episodes, plus bonus content, behind-the-scenes insights, and the opportunity to interact with us directly.
If you're tired of corporate music media and you want the truth from two guys who have been doing this for over two decades, this is your new home.
Disclaimer: If you can't handle opinions that aren't your own, you're in the wrong place. We're not here to make friends. We're here to talk metal. Deal with it, crybabies!
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Neeley and Chris Akin return for their 31st year with a scorched-earth premiere, shredding through the biggest lies in rock and pop culture. From the truth behind Chris’s supposed “abandonment” of Eric Unleashed to the blatant cash-grabs of legacy bands, nothing is off-limits. The boys dive into Vinnie Vincent’s latest financial scheme, Metallica’s potential plagiarism, and the “soft” decline of Gen Z.The “Unleashed” Truth & Personal RevivalsChris Akin sets the record straight regarding the internet rumors surrounding his departure from the live version of CAPS. Despite the keyboard warriors claiming a massive falling out with Eric, Chris confirms the split was purely due to a brutal new work schedule. Both hosts share their New Year’s goals, with Chris focusing on movement and Tai Chi to avoid the “fat man cutoff” at 60, while Neeley celebrates his progress on the elliptical.Legacy Band Fraud & Plagiarism ScandalsThe rock industry is under fire for the 2026 tour season:* Triumph‘s reunion is marred by fan outrage over venue “upgrades” in Chicago that moved premium ticket holders to an arena.* Foreigner and Lynyrd Skynyrd are touring together with zero original members, which Chris labels a “karaoke gig”.* Dave Mustaine claims Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” was ripped off from the band Excel, sparking a debate on whether they improved the riff or simply stole it.* The Rolling Stones face a potential end as Keith Richards reportedly battles health issues, leading to cancelled stadium dates.The Grifters & The GhostedThe segment takes a dark turn into the egos of rock legends:* Gene Simmons claims Peter Criss didn’t write “Beth” and bizarrely asserts that drums are not a musical instrument.* Vinnie Vincent is holding his new album, Guitar-mageddon, hostage by demanding fans pay $200 per song, a strategy Chris calls a “grift”.* Mark Lopes exposes Metal Church for “ghosting” him, finding out he was replaced as the singer via an internet announcement.Culture Corner: Stalkers & “Soft Living”* Ronnie Radke vs. Brittany Furlan: Radke files a restraining order against Tommy Lee’s wife following alleged stalking and catfishing drama.* Mickey Rourke’s Housing Crisis: The 73-year-old actor was reportedly evicted from a bungalow filled with black mold and no water.* The “Soft Life”: Chris and Neeley tear into the Gen Z trend of rejecting “hustle culture” in favor of candles and self-care, labeling the movement as pure laziness.🚀 SUPPORT THE SHOW: Rumble: https://www.rumble.com/c/cms YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@classicmetalshow Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comX: https://www.x.com/cmsrocks🤘 THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW: Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Since 1996, THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW has caused global chaos. Neeley and Chris deliver the best “shock jock” radio today—a scorched-earth look at pop culture, sex, and the 80s Hard Rock we live for.THE LINEUP: We dive deep into the legends: Motley Crue, Metallica, Judas Priest, Poison, Metal Church, Dokken, Lynch Mob, Journey, Ratt, and our favorite target, Eddie Trunk.⚠️ CENSORSHIP ALERT: YouTube can’t handle our full intensity. This channel is for CLIPS ONLY. For the full, 6-hour uncensored experience, you MUST go to our home base.🔗 GET THE REAL SHOW AT: 👉 www.theclassicmetalshow.comTO ALL OUR LOYAL FCKIES: You know the deal. If you aren’t a pssy, subscribe for the highlights and head to the site for the raw truth. HAIL & KILL! F*CK YOU, PAL! HANDJOB! 🖕 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
“I'm the last guy in the world, honestly—anybody who knows me—I'm the last guy in the world to beat my own drum. [Neeley: Stop it! What are you doing right now?!]”[Sponsor: Black Sabbath - SABOTAGE COLLECTOR’S EDITION BOX SET - https://amzn.to/45gHgDc]Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere: ► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com ► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe ► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowEDDIE TRUNK IS SEETHING! Alice Cooper just got inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame, and Sir Edward of Trunk is NOT happy about it. Chris and Neely dissect the most passive-aggressive rant in broadcast history. Eddie claims he’s “not beating his own drum” while simultaneously listing every single thing he’s done since 1983. Neely exposes the truth: Eddie thinks he invented rock radio, but Rockline was taking live calls while Eddie was still figuring out his hairspray!Plus, we look back at the decadence of Jimmy Swaggart and why every cult leader just wants two things: pussy and money. It’s a masterclass in ego, jealousy, and “just saying.” 🤘🔥Timestamps:* 00:01:13: Jimmy Swaggart: The original “Miracle Man” scandal* 00:03:30: Why every cult leader is just after pussy and money* 00:08:28: Alice Cooper gets into the Radio Hall of Fame* 00:15:43: The Eddie Trunk Rant begins: Passive-aggression at its finest* 00:27:48: Did Eddie Trunk invent rock radio? (Spoiler: No)* 00:45:34: The massive list of people in the Hall of Fame that AREN’T EddieRock the gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/Chris’s books that started half the fights in metal: Call Me Chris → https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories → https://amzn.to/43A143y …AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY… → https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqIs Eddie Trunk a radio legend or just a legendary whiner? Let us know in the comments! 🤘 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
On this episode of Chris Akin Presents... Interviews, Chris sits down with Josh Taylor, Zack Breen, and Jack Kennedy, the guys from the band The Hara. They dig into their new album, The Fallout, which drops on January 23rd, discussing their hard-to-pin-down genre that blends metalcore, pop, and rock. The band talks about their goal of playing stadiums, the backstory of their formation—starting online and rehearsing in a parent’s garage—and what it was like to play huge UK festivals like Download and Slam Dunk. They also dive deep into the meaning behind their songs, including the fan-favorite “Psycho Killer” and the recently released single “Violence”.Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms.We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com You can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Substack: SPONSOR: CMS Logo Desk Mat - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-desk-matGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#thehara, #metalcore, #downloadfestival, #newmusic, #rockinterview, #thefallout, #chrisakin, #bandinterview, #metalcore2026, #rockmusic This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
Is Lamb of God finally “untethered,” or have they just become the loudest critics of a society in total collapse? The mainstream media wants to talk about “artistic evolution,” but Alex and Alicia are digging into the raw, ugly truth behind Into Oblivion. Are these veteran metallers finally doing whatever the hell they want, or is Randy Blythe using his veteran privilege to drop a truth bomb that would get any younger band cancelled? You’re being told one thing—now hear the only duo with the balls to tell you what’s actually happening in the studio and in the streets. Hit play or stay in the dark.ORDER LAMB OF GOD’S INTO OBLIVION ON VINYL HERE: https://amzn.to/4pJlQGZ🚀 SUPPORT THE SHOW:Rumble: https://www.rumble.com/c/cmsYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@classicmetalshowLocals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comX: https://www.x.com/cmsrocks🤘 THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW: Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Since 1996, THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW has caused global chaos. Neeley and Chris deliver the best “shock jock” radio today—a scorched-earth look at pop culture, sex, and the 80s Hard Rock we live for.THE LINEUP: We dive deep into the legends: Motley Crue, Metallica, Judas Priest, Poison, Metal Church, Dokken, Lynch Mob, Journey, Ratt, and our favorite target, Eddie Trunk.🔗 GET THE REAL SHOW AT: 👉 www.theclassicmetalshow.comTO ALL OUR LOYAL FCKIES: You know the deal. If you aren’t a pssy, subscribe for the highlights and head to the site for the raw truth. HAIL & KILL! F*CK YOU, PAL! HANDJOB! 🖕 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
Think you’re winning the cord-cutting war just because Amazon added 50 “free” Roku channels to your Fire Stick? Why would two of the biggest rivals in streaming suddenly start playing nice? Chris Akin digs into the dark side of “free” content and why your favorite streaming device is starting to feel exactly like the cable company you tried to escape. Is this a gift for the fans, or a calculated trap to bleed your wallet dry through ads and hidden subscriptions? The “real truth” about the 50-channel update is more cynical than you think.🚀 SUPPORT THE SHOW:* Rumble: https://www.rumble.com/c/cms* YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@classicmetalshow* Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com* X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocks🎙️ ABOUT CHRIS AKIN PRESENTS... Hard Rock. Heavy Metal. No Filter. 🤘 Join legendary journalist Chris Akin daily for the most honest rants in the industry. From exclusive interviews with rock’s biggest icons to the “real talk” on cord-cutting, movies, and pop culture, Chris Akin Presents… is the home for fans who hate the mainstream script.📺 WHAT WE COVER:* Heavyweight Interviews: Unfiltered chats with Hard Rock & Metal’s elite.* Pop Culture Rants: The truth about Movies, TV, and the streaming wars.* Cord Cutting: Navigating the modern media mess without getting ripped off.* Music News: The stories the labels don’t want you to focus on.#ChrisAkin #HardRock #HeavyMetal #PopCulture #CordCutting #TheClassicMetalShow #MusicInterviews #Uncensored This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
[Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off]Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere: ► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe ► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowTHE REDEMPTION ARC OF THE CENTURY! Longtime CMS superfan TJ James is BACK, and he’s actually got some killer music this time! After the legendary “Junk Punch” debacle, Tim went to school for EIGHT YEARS to show Chris and Neely he’s the real deal. Now he’s working with ARIA-winning producer Rick Price and Nashville’s finest session players. We’re talking Garth Brooks’ bass player and Sheryl Crow’s drummer!Tim spills the beans on his $10k grant, his 80 Motley Crue shirts, and his mission to become the next Desmond Child. Plus, we dive into why family-friendly radio should be burned to the ground and why Tim gets a lifetime “hall pass” for the greatest McDonald’s prank in show history. 🤘🔥Timestamps:* 00:01:52: The death of family-friendly radio* 00:04:49: TJ James enters the arena* 00:06:53: The transition from “Junk Punch” to pro-Nashville sound* 00:11:58: The $10,000 grant and working with Rick Price* 00:22:39: Can anyone learn to sing? The Ken Tamplin debate* 00:42:32: The legendary Orange Soda McDonald’s prank throwbackRock the gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/Chris’s books that started half the fights in metal: Call Me Chris → https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories → https://amzn.to/43A143y …AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY… → https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqIs TJ James finally a “Hook Machine” or is the ghost of Junk Punch still lurking? Let us know in the comments! 🤘 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
Frederic Leclercq, the bassist for Kreator, is into Yacht Rock. Yeah, the dude who shreds on KRUSHERS OF THE WORLD also chills out to smooth jams. Wait till you hear WHY he said it…DON’T WAIT: Order KRUSHERS OF THE WORLD on Vinyl Here: https://amzn.to/44A1RTcChris talks to Kreator bassist Frédéric Leclercq about the band’s latest album, KRUSHERS OF THE WORLD, and how he’s integrated his style into a legendary thrash metal band. They get deep into the creative process and the history of Kreator, dropping some serious knowledge about touring. But does Kreator’s bassist secretly want to join Toto?Tired of ads? Grab ad-free episodes, early drops, and bonus rants on our premium platforms!👉 Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com👉 Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium👉 Substack: SPONSOR: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE. Use Promo Code CHRIA20 to save 20% on your next purchase!Rock our gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/CHRIS AKIN’S BOOKS (buy or the algorithm wins):Call Me Chris – https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4Little Victories – https://amzn.to/43A143y...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... – https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqEverything here is 100% opinion. DYOR before you @ us.#Kreator #YachtRock #ThrashMetal #MetalInterview #FrédéricLeclercq #KrushersOfTheWorld #CMSPN #ChrisAkin #Thrash #Metal This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
“That bloke could talk underwater with a mouthful of arseholes.”[Sponsor: Sammy Hagar & The Best Of All Worlds Band - The Residency - https://amzn.to/48gl3qj]WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD? Chris and Neely dive into the absolute lunacy of “Ozzy Ace” and a 40-minute rant that has people wondering if he’s on crank! Then, the rage hits a boiling point as they discuss the return of the “Knockout Game”—teenagers assaulting random strangers for “clout” on social media and then apologizing like it’s a “mistake.” Are we headed for vigilante justice? Plus, Eddie Trunk rants about the Rock Hall (again), and Chris explains why 90% of you are too lazy to use Bluetooth. Pure chaos energy right here! 🤘🔥Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere: ► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com ► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe ► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowTimestamps:* 00:01:12: The polarizing Ozzy Ace meltdown* 00:07:50: The “Knockout Game” is back and it’s vicious* 00:15:43: Vigilante justice is coming* 00:25:12: Eddie Trunk vs. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame* 00:33:40: Why the world is too lazy for techRock the gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/Chris’s books that started half the fights in metal: Call Me Chris → https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories → https://amzn.to/43A143y …AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY… → https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqIs vigilante justice the only way to stop these “social media pranks”? Let us know in the comments! 🤘 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
Is the era of the passive TV viewer officially dead? Chris Akin dives into the massive announcement regarding Survivor Season 50 and why the producers are suddenly handing the keys to the kingdom over to the fans. Why is a 24/7 streaming loop the new weapon of choice for major networks, and what does it say about our attention spans? Before you tune into the next “big thing,” you need to hear why the “on-demand” secret might be the only way to keep your sanity.* – The Survivor 50th Season Bombshell* – 24/7 Streaming: Bingeing vs. On-Demand Hacks* – Season 50: “In the Hands of the Fans” Explained* – Fear Factor & The Return of “Stupid Human Tricks”🚀 SUPPORT THE SHOW: * Rumble: https://www.rumble.com/c/cms* YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@classicmetalshow* Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com* X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocks🎙️ ABOUT CHRIS AKIN PRESENTS... Hard Rock. Heavy Metal. No Filter. 🤘 Join legendary journalist Chris Akin daily for the most honest rants in the industry. From exclusive interviews with rock’s biggest icons to the “real talk” on cord-cutting, movies, and pop culture, Chris Akin Presents… is the home for fans who hate the mainstream script.📺 WHAT WE COVER:* Heavyweight Interviews: Unfiltered chats with Hard Rock & Metal’s elite.* Pop Culture Rants: The truth about Movies, TV, and the streaming wars.* Cord Cutting: Navigating the modern media mess without getting ripped off.* Music News: The stories the labels don’t want you to focus on.#ChrisAkin #HardRock #HeavyMetal #PopCulture #CordCutting #TheClassicMetalShow #MusicInterviews #Uncensored #Survivor50 #PlutoTV This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
“Throwing out a statement like an already strained relationship in public without anything to back it up is a bitch move.” [Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off]UNPACKING THE SCANDAL: 🤘 Bro, we are going deep into the David Ellefson / Megadeth fallout. Bob Nalbandian joins Chris to argue over whether David was a “negligent” friend or if Dave Mustaine caved to the woke mob. Bob reveals he saw them avoiding each other backstage for YEARS—no talking, total separation. Is the Megadeth “brand” more important than a 40-year friendship?Timestamps: 08:05 – Loyalty to the body of work 15:50 – The “Bitch Move” argument 32:45 – Dave Mustaine watching a “hack” singer do his songsWant tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere: ► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com ► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe ► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowWant the throwback episode + live chat? Full version on Rumble → [https://rumble.com/theclassicmetalshow]Which side are you on: Team Mustaine or Team Ellefson? Let’s hear it in the comments! 🔥🤘 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
“Throwing out a statement like an already strained relationship in public without anything to back it up is a bitch move. That’s a bitch move.” — Chris Akin[Sponsor: Mötley Crüe - Theatre Of Pain 40th Anniversary Exploded Edition - https://amzn.to/48bOVnF]Bro, the Megadeth camp is a MESS. Chris and Bob Nalbandian go toe-to-toe on whether Dave Mustaine caved to cancel culture or if David Ellefson finally just pushed the envelope too far with his side projects and “negligence.”But the real “spit-your-beer-out” moment is Eddie Trunk. He spent his whole show “just saying” why he’s more qualified for the Radio Hall of Fame than Alice Cooper. You can’t make this shit up.TIMESTAMPS: 00:04:30 – Tabloid metal news vs. Reality. 00:19:47 – The “management statement” breakdown. 01:15:30 – Houston teen learns assault isn’t a YouTube prank. 01:32:30 – Why Eddie Trunk thinks he’s the first rock DJ ever (LOL).Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere: ► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com ► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe ► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowWant the throwback episode + live chat? Full version on Rumble → https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowIs Eddie Trunk the most self-important guy in radio, or does he have a point about “pre-recorded” celebrity shows? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
Have you noticed that the bigger the TV deals get, the worse the actual wrestling becomes? Why did WWE just produce a 3-hour flagship show with only four matches, and why does AEW think you’ve forgotten everything that happened in the last year? Are we witnessing the final “cash grab” before the industry collapses under its own weight? Chris Akin peels back the corporate curtain to reveal the uncomfortable truth about why your favorite sport feels like a soulless commercial.On This Episode* The “Money Problem” Ruining the Industry* WWE Raw on Netflix: A Multi-Billion Dollar Trainwreck* Tony Khan’s “Chessboard”: Why AEW Storylines Don’t Exist* Pricing Out the Fans: The Saudi Arabia and WrestleMania Problem* The Only Places Left for Real Wrestling Fans🚀 SUPPORT THE SHOW:* Rumble: https://www.rumble.com/c/cms* YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@classicmetalshow* Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com* Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com* X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocks🎙️ ABOUT CHRIS AKIN PRESENTS... Hard Rock. Heavy Metal. No Filter. 🤘 Join legendary journalist Chris Akin daily for the most honest rants in the industry. From exclusive interviews with rock’s biggest icons to the “real talk” on cord-cutting, movies, and pop culture, Chris Akin Presents… is the home for fans who hate the mainstream script.📺 WHAT WE COVER:* Heavyweight Interviews: Unfiltered chats with Hard Rock & Metal’s elite.* Pop Culture Rants: The truth about Movies, TV, and the streaming wars.* Cord Cutting: Navigating the modern media mess without getting ripped off.* Music News: The stories the labels don’t want you to focus on.#ChrisAkin #HardRock #HeavyMetal #PopCulture #CordCutting #TheClassicMetalShow #MusicInterviews #Uncensored This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
"Come on, Belinda... let's see if those lips are really sealed. Sealed around my dick. Damn right. Either pair."What the hell is wrong with these rock stars? Sebastian Bach is doing interviews claiming he has zero curiosity about the guys who replaced him in Skid Row. Neely and Chris aren’t buying it for a second—everyone has that morbid curiosity.Then we’ve got Taime Downe. His girlfriend jumped overboard on a cruise , and he’s already booked for the next one. Neeley says dodge the boat, bro! We also rip on the Go-Go’s acting their age and Neil Turbin’s absolute trainwreck of an interview where he didn’t even know Bach had a new album out. 🔥🤘TIMESTAMPS: 14:45 - Bach claims he’s never heard Solinger or Gronwall 23:00 - The most awkward interview clip ever 38:44 - Taime Downe is going back on a cruise!Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere: ► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com ► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe ► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowRock the gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/Chris’s books that started half the fights in metal: Call Me Chris → https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories → https://amzn.to/43A143y …AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY… → https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqWant the throwback episode + live chat? Full version on Rumble → [https://rumble.com/c/theclassicmetalshow]QUESTION: Is Faster Pussycat’s “Motorbike” actually good or is Taime just yelling over noise? Let us know! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
GET DOKKEN - THE ELEKTRA YEARS BOX SET ON VINYL HERE: https://amzn.to/4qHjDwmWhat happened when Chris Akin found a “lost” tape from 2002 that he forgot even existed? Why is the most uncensored man in metal terrified and embarrassed to let the fans hear his “vicious” alternate reality version of a Dokken classic? Is this the most pathetic vocal performance in the history of the show, or has Chris finally revealed his “true” talentless rockstar self while fueled by a 72-hour bender? You won’t believe the “c-bomb” laden lyrics Chris wedged into this song—and why he claims Don Dokken has been doing it wrong for twenty years.– Chris Puts Himself in the Barrel– The “Weekend Bender” Magazine Formula– “Just Got Lucky” (The Hateful & Drunk Version)– “You’re A C*nt Not In Disguise”– The Chuck Billy & James Hetfield Rip-off– “F*cking Right, I Need A Beer”🚀 SUPPORT THE SHOW:Rumble: https://www.rumble.com/c/cmsYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@classicmetalshowLocals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comSubstack: https://cmspn.substack.comX: https://www.x.com/cmsrocks🤘 THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW: Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Since 1996, THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW has caused global chaos. Neeley and Chris deliver the best “shock jock” radio today—a scorched-earth look at pop culture, sex, and the 80s Hard Rock we live for.THE LINEUP: We dive deep into the legends: Motley Crue, Metallica, Judas Priest, Poison, Metal Church, Dokken, Lynch Mob, Journey, Ratt, and our favorite target, Eddie Trunk.⚠️ CENSORSHIP ALERT: YouTube can’t handle our full intensity. This channel is for CLIPS ONLY. For the full, 6-hour uncensored experience, you MUST go to our home base.🔗 GET THE REAL SHOW AT: 👉 www.theclassicmetalshow.comTO ALL OUR LOYAL FCKIES: You know the deal. If you aren’t a pssy, subscribe for the highlights and head to the site for the raw truth. HAIL & KILL! F*CK YOU, PAL! HANDJOB! 🖕 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
Why are you still wasting 15 hours of your life on binge-watching shows that go nowhere? Chris Akin went into Song Sung Blue expecting a generic musical biopic, but what he found was a “roller coaster” of raw human emotion that left him questioning why Hollywood has lost the art of the character arc. Is it possible for a story about a tribute band to be more authentic than the “trash” the big studios are feeding us? The real truth about whether this film is a “Netflix and chill” masterpiece or just another date night cliché is waiting inside.Timestamps01:02 – The Binge-Watch Burnout: Why 15 Hours Is Too Long 01:48 – Not Your Typical Biopic: The Springsteen Comparison 02:45 – Lightning and Thunder: The Tragedy Behind the Tribute 03:38 – The Lost Art of Character Building 06:24 – Final Verdict: Is It Worth Your Date Night?🚀 SUPPORT THE SHOW: * Rumble: https://www.rumble.com/c/cmsYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@classicmetalshowLocals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comSubstack: https://cmspn.substack.comX: https://www.x.com/cmsrocks🎙️ ABOUT CHRIS AKIN PRESENTS... Hard Rock. Heavy Metal. No Filter. 🤘 Join legendary journalist Chris Akin daily for the most honest rants in the industry. From exclusive interviews with rock’s biggest icons to the “real talk” on cord-cutting, movies, and pop culture, Chris Akin Presents… is the home for fans who hate the mainstream script.📺 WHAT WE COVER:Heavyweight Interviews: Unfiltered chats with Hard Rock & Metal’s elite.Pop Culture Rants: The truth about Movies, TV, and the streaming wars.Cord Cutting: Navigating the modern media mess without getting ripped off.Music News: The stories the labels don’t want you to focus on.#ChrisAkin #HardRock #HeavyMetal #PopCulture #CordCutting #TheClassicMetalShow #MusicInterviews #Uncensored #SongSungBlueReview #NeilDiamond #HughJackman #KateHudson #MovieAnalysis #CharacterDevelopment This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
[Sponsor: Ozzy Osbourne - MEMOIRS OF A MADMAN - https://amzn.to/4lXWhAI]David Lee Roth is back with a new song called “Alligator Pants,” and Neely is losing his mind over how much of a “nimrod” Dave has become. It’s a weird, noisy mess that sounds like a depression-era dirt farmer’s fever dream.But the real anger this week is aimed at the Ozzman. Ozzy admits he can’t walk and will only do “bits and pieces” for his hometown reunion show—but only AFTER the rubes already paid for tickets.Timestamps:* 00:06:40 – DLR “Alligator Pants” Reaction* 00:11:41 – DLR “Forgiveness” (It stinks)* 00:26:45 – Ozzy’s “Bits and Pieces” ScamWant tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere: ► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com ► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe ► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowWant the throwback episode + live chat? Full version on Rumble → https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowWould you have paid full price for an Ozzy show if he only sang three songs? Let’s hear it.🤘 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
Is your local movie theater about to become a ghost town? Chris Akin breaks down a massive industry shift that could leave 50% of theaters out of business in the next two years. With streaming giants reportedly ready to gut the exclusive theatrical window, we have to ask: why would anyone spend $100 for a night out when the same movie hits your couch in 17 days? The “traditional” way of watching movies is being dismantled right in front of us—find out who is holding the sledgehammer and why the social experience of cinema is being traded for a $1.50 bag of microwave popcorn.Timestamps* 00:46 – The “Huge Change” Facing the Movie World* 01:13 – The Netflix/Warner Bros. Deal Explained* 02:29 – The 17-Day Death Sentence* 04:40 – Why the “Home Experience” Finally Beat the Theater* 07:49 – Will Theaters Become the Next Drive-In?* 09:44 – The 2027 Prediction: A 50% Failure Rate🚀 SUPPORT THE SHOW:* Rumble: https://www.rumble.com/c/cms* YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@classicmetalshow* Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com* Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com* X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocks🎙️ ABOUT CHRIS AKIN PRESENTS... Hard Rock. Heavy Metal. No Filter. 🤘 Join legendary journalist Chris Akin daily for the most honest rants in the industry. From exclusive interviews with rock’s biggest icons to the “real talk” on cord-cutting, movies, and pop culture, Chris Akin Presents… is the home for fans who hate the mainstream script.📺 WHAT WE COVER:* Heavyweight Interviews: Unfiltered chats with Hard Rock & Metal’s elite.* Pop Culture Rants: The truth about Movies, TV, and the streaming wars.* Cord Cutting: Navigating the modern media mess without getting ripped off.* Music News: The stories the labels don’t want you to focus on.SEO Tags#ChrisAkin #HardRock #HeavyMetal #PopCulture #CordCutting #TheClassicMetalShow #MusicInterviews #Uncensored #NetflixWarnerBros #MovieTheatersDead #StreamingWars #NetflixNews #CinemaFuture #WarnerBrosDiscovery This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
“Bunch of electricity going up her ass. That’s probably what happened. It could have burned. It probably burned her from the inside. It probably baked that thing. Cooked her colon.”[Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off]What happens when you mix a high-powered magnet with a “rectal passenger”? Total medical carnage. We’re unpacking the FDA report of the year.But that’s not even the most offensive thing we saw this week. Jerry Kogel sent us a news clip of a “fur daddy” in the Palisades who is more upset about a Pomeranian named Oreo than his house burning to the ground. He’s literally walking through fire zones with a squeaky toy. We’re losing the war with China, folks.Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere: ► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe ► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowWant the throwback episode + live chat? Full version on Rumble → [https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshow]Could you stay calm if your dog was missing while your house burned down? Question of the day! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
"She got an MRI and it fucking lit her up. Yeah, well, of course. Metallic butt plug inside herself."[Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off]We’re back and we’re going filthy, kids. This week, we unpack the story of a 22-year-old who got “metal up her ass” the hard way. If you think that’s bad, wait until you see the guy calling his Pomeranian his “daughter” on the nightly news while wearing a COVID mask in a smoke-filled fire zone. It’s the most faggoty thing we’ve ever seen.We also tackle:* David Lee Roth living in an alternate universe where “Alligator Pants” are cool.* Ozzy admitting he can’t walk and will only do “bits and pieces” for his final show.* Tesla’s Brian Wheat starting a new band with Tommy Skeo despite years of “hating” him.Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere: ► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com ► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe ► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowWant the throwback episode + live chat? Full version on Rumble → https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowIs it worse to have a metallic butt plug in an MRI or to call your dog your “daughter” on national TV? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe
Dive into the stories behind two songs from The Hara’s new album, The Fallout! The band reveals that the fan-favorite “Psycho Killer” was inspired by a simple, eerie synth and riff. They explain that the “dark and twisted” lyrics are a personification of the “darkness and the shit that goes on in our brains”—a very deep take on mental health. They then discuss their successful single “Violence,” detailing the concept of a toxic, two-way relationship and how their label helped them feature the perfect guest vocalist, Beth from As December Falls.Don’t miss The Fallout out on January 23rd! Buy the album or some exclusive merch at TheHaraBand.com.#TheHara #PsychoKiller #ViolenceSong #TheFallout #SongMeaning #MetalcoreMusic #NewSingle #AsDecemberFalls #BethADT #ToxicRelationship #TrueCrimeMusic #MentalHealthLyrics #BandInterview #RockMusicNews #NewAlbum This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe







