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WE MUSTN'T LOSE THE ANCIENT TEXTS!We've ALL heard of the classic famous lesbian couples: Taylor & Karlie, Fletcher & Shannon, and Cara & Ashley. But what about the iconic couples that pop culture forgot about? The relationships that were fleeting, yet filled with lore; the couples never covered by the mainstream media; and even the sapphic love triangles??This episode, I'm reminding us all of the iconic lesbian couples we're all forgetting about, or maybe never heard of before.YoutubePatreon

Harry Styles did something on SNL two weeks ago that awoke Larry shippers from their deep hibernation. The ice has melted, spring has sprung, and Harry Styles is out (at least as not straight.) However, those who are experts on the subject know this is not even close to the first time Harry has attempted to come out.On this week's episode, I rate every major gay moment of Harry Styles, from the ancient texts of One Direction interviews, to his latest lyrics, on stage moments, and outfits.YoutubePatreon

20% off Magic Mind Mental Performance Shots & 48% off subscriptions with code GASP20The girls are fighting!!! Bridgerton's fandom is split over Season 4's teasing of the upcoming lesbian storyline between Francesca and Michaela. With fans insisting that they're "not homophobic," I am here to tell you they might be...In this week's episode, I analyze what Bridgerton does right and wrong with their queer stories, specifically covering Benedict, Francesca, and what could be Eloise. I also dive into fan reactions and if feelings over changes from the books are warranted.PatreonYoutube

You asked for it! I delivered: an entire episode on the rumored relationship between Taylor Swift and model Lily Donaldson. This week, I bring in a "Tily" expert, Logan!!!, to educate me on all things Tily. We go through the complete timeline, all the Easter Eggs, the INSANE numerology, and clues that these two might still be together. By the end of this episode, I was fully convinced. Truly this is a TED talk you don't want to miss.YoutubePatreon

This week, I'm joined by a special Gaylor guest: Jesse James! We share all our theories on Taylor Swift's latest music video, Opalite, and talk through the (many) Easter Eggs and metaphors. Most importantly, we tackle the biggest question of all: who or WHAT is the rock?!?YoutubePatreon

GASP! I'm back for SEASON 4!!!Heated Rivalry truly has the girls, the gays, and especially the gay girls in a chokehold. But for everyone else who wasn't on fan fic tumblr in 2012, it might surprise you that by the finale, 2/3 of viewers were women. With big TV execs still confused at this phenomenon, I'm here to answer the questions: -Why do women like watching gay men?-What's so different about Heated Rivalry?-And why are some queer women pissed?Bonus episodes!Youtube!Merch!

Happy Holidays, happy Season 3 finale, and happy final episode of 2025! AND Taylor Swift’s docuseries is out! Wow is there content for us to dive into. The docuseries is incredibly revealing, and intentionally so. This episode, I'm covering the most notable moments from the docuseries and analyzing what they mean for Taylor Swift the person vs. Taylor Swift the brand...including: the queer flags, the wardrobe, the Reputation set, Taylor's departure from "The Eras," and the diversity of her team.Thank you for listening this whole year! See you soon :)Bonus contentTalkspace promotionSubscribe to my YoutubeMerch

Lock in! Sidney comes back on the pod for a Gaylor State of the Union Round 2! With Taylor Swift's docuseries releasing this week, we theorize on how much the Taylor Swift timeline as we know it will shift. We talk Reputation Vault Tracks, Performance Artlor, Kayla Nicole Gate, and most importantly: the theory that Taylor is canceling herself, aka the Showgirl!Bonus contentTalkspaceYoutube

It's all over the internet: the video of Cynthia Erivo swooping in like a lesbian knight to save Ariana Grande from a crazed fan. With Wicked: For Good releasing last week, this viral moment was just one of many trending videos showing the sapphic bond between Ariana and Cynthia. I know what you might be thinking… “The concept of Elphaba and Glinda as a gay couple? I didn’t know that was happening…Is it true? Does Glinda really swing for the green?” Who's to know... but this episode we'll unearth the most lesbian moments from the Wicked Press Tour aka fever dream.TalkspacePatreonYoutube

Victoria has a little secret...she's a sapphic. For 5 decades, Victoria's Secret has held the role of the arbiters of sensuality, or rather the fantasy of female sexuality, showing women what they should look like to be deemed sexy by the male gaze. At first look, Victoria’s Secret seems like a company for straights by straights. But with a closer look, we can see the secret held so dearly by Victoria.This episode, we’re unearthing that secret and digging into the camouflaged lesbian subtext of the brand, the hyper femme Angels, the real relationships, and the VS cruising culture that is hidden in  plain sight.Subscribe to my Youtube: hereCheck out my Patreon: here

Gasp! THERE'S BEEN A MURDER! My girlfriend Sophia joins for this special Halloween episode, and reacts as I tell a true crime story, and of course, it's gay. This may be my most gasp! worthy episode yet...Happy Halloween!!!Warnings: blood, murder, graphic language, self harm, assault, bad representation for the lesbian community...Need someone to talk to: click herePatreonYoutubeSources:https://morbidology.com/the-lesbian-vampire-murder-of-edward-baldock/https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/lesbian-vampire-killer-who-drank-victims-blood/news-story/09102844937bc5d7f8ae57a6ecaa7d23https://www.9news.com.au/national/queensland-news-vampire-killer-tracey-wigginton-victim-edward-baldock-who-was-he-family/42ec1e28-cc3d-4a8e-a7db-38ef29dc5f51https://www.9news.com.au/videos/vampire-killer-tracey-wiggintons-disturbing-new-posts/cjrzdztwg001a0rqv1xsflrfx⁠

Gather Gaylors! Let's take a pulse check shall we?This episode, the beloved Jordyn (aka @djcrocs) joins me for round 2!!! We discuss 'post The Life of a Showgirl Gaylorism' and how the album really only makes sense through a performance artlor lens. We gab about everything from Nazi Lightning Bolt Gate, to how the internet is obsessed with us, to our predictions about the upcoming docuseries!!!Subscribe on Youtube: ⁠here⁠!Want bonus content? Check out my Patreon: here!PSA, TW for self harmIf you need anyone to talk to, go to https://www.crisistextline.org/

It's been 1 full year of my podcast! Thank you so much! To celebrate, my Spotify subscription is now just $1. Please enjoy this gift from me to you <3Taylor Swift’s 12th album, The Life of a Showgirl, was released last week, and to the world’s surprise, it did not impress. But is Taylor really losing her craft? Is she becoming MAGA-fied? Has her man replaced her brain with a football? Or is there more to the story?This episode, Hailey inspects this album through a different lens: an ironic one. Is it possible that this “new” Taylor is simply reflecting back on society what it wants from her? (that 1950s shit.) Is Taylor performing a play within a play–an ironic, 21st century rendition of the play within Hamlet? Are we actually seeing the life behind the Showgirl…or is she still on stage: performing for us, the heckling crowd?Subscribe on Youtube: here!My Patreon: here!Support: here!

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged to be married!!! With fans rejoicing that Taylor has FINALLY been chosen and celebrating that it’s never too late to find love (even if you’re God forbid 35 years old)--we know, there may be more to this story, or performance, rather. This episode, I’m joined by “Performance Artlor” expert Sabrina Fleetwood!!! to discuss the theory that Taylor Swift is not just a performer onstage, but in the public eye as well. Today we’re doing a deep dive into this theory, dissecting the public’s reaction to the engagement (TM), and examining this new era of Taylor Swift’s performance, with her anticipated new album, The Life of a Showgirl.Join my Patreon here!Subscribe to my Youtube here!Access support here!

My unfiltered thoughts on the ENGAGEMENT: here!Wow. Just wow. Taylor Swift announced that her new album, TS12, will be called The Life of a Showgirl! With fans around the world rushing to find Easter Eggs in her announcement posts, one thing seems obvious (even to Tayvis stans distracted by The New Heights podcast): that Taylor Swift is embodying Ophelia on the album cover.Will her fate, or rather, the showgirl version of herself’s fate, end up just like Ophelia’s? What if Taylor is BOTH Ophelia AND Hamlet in her story? And what if these connections don’t end at Hamlet…this episode, Hailey uncovers a whole new meaning to the statement: “Taylor Swift is the modern day Shakespeare.” Need support?

Join my Patreon for bonus content HEREIt's all over social media, the news, and for some reason the President's desk: it's the American Eagle X Sydney Sweeney "Genes" Gate. The ad campaign generated a wave of backlash due to undertones of eugenics and misogyny. But this isn't Sydney Sweeney's first brush with the threat of cancelation...This episode, Hailey (your host) tackles this monster of a controversy and explores why MAGA has taken Sweeney under their wing. She also talks Sweeney's previous controversies, from her selling her own bathwater, to a MAGA-themed birthday party.HAPPY SEASON 3 GASPERS!!!

Last week, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce stepped out at numerous events together, where the paps were quick to take their picture. But they weren’t alone. They were joined by Travis’s rumored boyfriend, Ross Travis... Is this all a beard/PR relationship? If so, it's not the only one in Hollywood right now. This week, Hailey talks about how the “Lavender Marriages” of Old Hollywood still continue today. This episode, she covers: Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster, Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra, and of course Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce.Join my Patreon for bonus content: here!Check out my merch: here!

It’s Pride, and what does that mean? It means the bisexuals and lesbians are fighting. Again. Last week, almost as if TRYING to increase the tensions, Fletcher, the famously sapphic singer, “came out” as having a boyfriend by dropping her song, "Boy"–much to the aghast of fans and sapphics alike. Lesbians have called out Fletcher for her “trad-wife” marketing and poorly timed announcement, while bisexuals have called out lesbians for their reaction, saying it’s biphobic. This week Hailey is joined by her close friend, Fletcher superfan, and fellow sapphic, Lexi, to weigh in on all of the controversy.Subscribe to my Patreon: here!Link to my merch: here!

She's free!!! Taylor Swift announced HUGE news last week: that she has finally bought back her masters. Now, for the first time in her entire career… she owns all her work. As exciting and game-changing as this news is, it also means that the long-anticipated Taylor’s Version of Reputation will not happen. In this week's episode, Hailey celebrates (and also digests) this news and investigates what Taylor might do now as a free woman: release Karma? re-do her sparkling summer? perhaps even come out?? Also happy Pride everyone!Subscribe to my Patreon: here!Check out my Pride merch: here!

JoJo Siwa is back on the front burner of media attention, this time, not because of another lesbian scandal or chaotic music video, but because of a…rumored boyfriend? After appearing on Celebrity Big Brother, JoJo now faces cheating allegations. She changed her label to queer, broke up with her partner, and is rumored to be dating fellow contestant, Chris Hughes. And the straights seem to be delighted.This week, Hailey digs into the whole controversy and explores why the gays are mad and why the straights couldn’t be happier about this "new Joelle."Pride Merch here!Join my Patreon for discounts here!