The Maltiverse

Valentine’s Day is coming… and this episode of The Maltiverse is a deep dive into sex, dating disasters, and relationship horror stories you won’t hear anywhere else.From “no no Sundays” to dating disasters involving bus stops, scary dogs, and garlic breath,— Steve & Jay unpack some of the strangest, funniest, and most uncomfortable listener confessions yet.💌 The Agony Uncle segment is BACKIncluding hilariously messy relationship problems, like one unforgettable story involving a man being blamed for something that definitely wasn’t his fault… but absolutely ruined the bathroom.🤔 Would You Rather? A truly naughty dilemma that nobody asked for, involving orifices, questionable smells, and instant regret.

After our festive mini-episodes, The Maltiverse is BACK with a full-fat main episode. This Episode dives headfirst into irrational fears, unexplained icks, and deeply questionable human behaviour.From belly buttons and hair to mice, dolls, and other things that absolutely should not be terrifying — we unpack the weirdest fears you didn’t know you had (and some you definitely do).We also accidentally invent an NGO designed to help people pitch tents… for reasons that will make sense once you hear it.🔥 PLUS:The return of Agony Uncle — solving listener problems that are equal parts hilarious and filthy like the issue with the listener who accidentally sent a naughty video to the family WhatsApp groupA brutally wrong Would You Rather involving not knowing who you’re doing it withIf you like comedy that lives somewhere between therapy, chaos, and terrible ideas — this one’s for you.🎧 Sponsored by legends:☕ Bruvv (Balzan)Two brothers and one mum serving exceptional coffee and treats👉 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt🕯️ Fog Buddies (Ħamrun)Candles, aromatic gifts, and grown-up goodies👉 https://www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts MaltaThe printing wizards behind our merch👉 https://www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://youtu.be/GzndwjX8Llk

Welcome to the first Maltiverse madness of 2026!Steve & Jay are back with a chaotic mini-episode packed with New Year comedy, Malta based gossip, and all the unhinged nonsense you love.This episode full of New Years Chaos dives into:⚾ The World Series (sort of)👅 A Maltese celebrity lick🌚 Gl*ryhole conversations (because… of course)☕ Our FIRST Would You Rathers of 2026If you love Maltese comedy, funny podcasts, ridiculous banter, and two idiots saying things they definitely shouldn’t… this episode is for you.💥 SPONSORED BYBruvv (Balzan) – Coffee, treats & the perfect start to 2026👉 www.facebook.com/bruvv.mtFog Buddies (Ħamrun) – Candles, gifts & grown-up goodies👉 www.fogbuddies.comK Concepts – Printing legends behind Maltiverse merch👉 www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxffxZG1jNI

It’s Boxing Day, and the Maltiverse is bringing you a wild, festive, laugh-out-loud special!  Just a mini-episode as Steve & Jay unwrap the madness of the holidays—secret Santas, hammeroids, and even (maybe) Christmas holograms 🤯https://youtu.be/60RESU7MOc4Expect:🔥 Ridiculous Maltese chaos🎁 Festive laughs☕ …and maybe a holographic Steve. Just to make things even weirder!💥 Big love to our sponsors:Bruvv (Balzan) – Coffee and treats that make the Christmas season even  better!👉 www.facebook.com/bruvv.mtFog Buddies (Hamrun) – Candles, gifts & grown-up goodies – perfect gifts for Xmas 👉 www.fogbuddies.comK Concepts – Printing legends behind our iconic merch👉 www.kconceptsmalta.com🎧 Subscribe NOW for:Hilarious Maltese comedy  Steve & Jay’s wild takes on life, Would you rathers, and terrible advice!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas on The Maltiverse!This week Steve & Jay unwrap the terrible gifts, and festive fails from Malta and beyond.From a dodgy goldfish to an ashtray shaped like someone’s… erm… bits, all the way to the legendary saga of an injured colonel’s wife — we’re diving headfirst into the wildest holiday mishaps you sent in.🎁 PLUS:We play a totally deranged Christmas Would You Rather? featuring fairy lights, questionable decorations, and… yes… anuses. (We’re sorry. Sort of.)This episode is for you if you’ve ever:🎁 Received a terrible Christmas present🍷 Got way too excited at the office Xmas party😳 Survived a painfully awkward Christmas lunch…then welcome home. This is your festive chaos.👇 Got your own story or a problem for Agony Uncles Steve & Jay?Send it here: cavemen.me/story⭐ Huge thanks to our sponsors:☕ Bruvv (Balzan) – Amazing coffee & treats by two brothers (and an awesome mum!)👉 www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt🕯 Fog Buddies (Ħamrun) – Candles, adult gifts & aromatic Christmas goodies👉 www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts – The printing legends behind our merch👉 www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://youtu.be/cSCJWfLy5C8🎧 Subscribe for Maltese madness, listener confessions, and the funniest WTF stories from the island and beyond!

We’re back, baby! Season 3 of The Maltiverse kicks off with a bang – and this one’s all about terrible bosses, crappy jobs, and the funniest work stories you’ll ever hear.From the boss who shaved his bits in front of his employee to the football coach who analysed the WRONG team – Steve and Jay are diving into the wildest job stories from Malta and beyond.Plus:💌 The Agony Uncle segment is back – with some hilarious (and slightly filthy) listener problems.🤔 A Would You Rather that goes completely off the rails… and leaves one Maltese radio station manager catching a few strays!If you’ve ever had a nightmare job, a mad boss, or just love a laugh about the madness of work life – this one’s for you.👇 Got your own story or problem for Agony Uncle?Send it to cavemen.me/story💥 Big shoutout to our amazing sponsors:☕ Bruvv (Balzan) – Two brothers (and one mum) serving up brilliant coffee and treats!👉 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt/🕯️ Fog Buddies (Hamrun) – Aromatic gifts, candles, and grown-up goodies. Perfect for Christmas!👉 www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts – Printing legends behind our merch!👉 www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://youtu.be/Lvkc-HCWMgU🎧 Hit subscribe for more chaos, comedy, and Maltese madness – with Steve & Jay tackling the world’s dilemmas, one laugh at a time.

WOULD YOU RATHER Welcome to the SEASON FINALE of the most chaotic game in  Malta – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🌞🍹 To bring the curtain down, the fearless Abigail Mallia and the unstoppable Carlos Debattista returned for the last dance of summer — diving head-first into the most outrageous dilemmas yet: ⚡ Naked boss… or naked Nanna?👽 Alien abduction… or caressing Peppi Azzopardi?🧻 And the eternal mystery: Why do mummies love us so much? Fuelling this madness from episode one all the way to the grand finale were the heroes of flavour – BRUVV Balzan 🍋🍝. Two brothers (and their mum ❤️) keeping the madness alive with food so cheeky and soulful, it deserves its own standing ovation. (Vegans, rejoice — they’ve got you covered too 🌱). And so… the season closes. A summer of mayhem, laughter, and the kind of questions you’ll never get out of your head. Thank you BRUVV. Thank you guests. And thank YOU for playing along. 🙌 This wasn’t just a game.This was The Maltiverse: Would You Rather.The season may be over… but the legend lives on. 🚀✨AND  We have got a new season coming up in just a few weeks! 📍 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt #TheMaltiverse #WouldYouRather #SeasonFinale #SummerSpecials #Bruvv #Cavemen #ComedyChaos #EpicFinale #NannaVsBoss #SteveHili #JasonZammit  #MadeInMalta #Maltesesummer https://youtu.be/MQVH5FIdXJk

WOULD YOU RATHER🔥 Have your nudes splashed across the front page… or never climax again? 😳Welcome to the penultimate episode of the wildest game of the Maltese summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉🌞 This week, fan-favourite Denise Gafa returned to face even more ridiculous dilemmas. And yes, chaos quickly followed as we debated…✨ Glow-in-the-dark genitals vs musical ones 🎶🌙 Night hikes with Denise📸 And the very real danger of Steve’s Nutscapes getting published… And fuelling the madness as always – the legends at BRUVV Balzan 🙌🔥👉 Proper homemade grub.👉 Tasty. Naughty. Dangerously addictive.👉 And yes vegans, they’ve still got you covered 🌱. 📍 Show them some love ➡️ https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt“It’s messy. It’s naughty. It’s the end-of-summer chaos you’ve secretly been craving! 🍹🔥 https://youtu.be/I3rO8EVlp7Q

WOULD YOU RATHER 👉 stop touching yourself… or win a Ġieħ ir-Repubblika? Welcome to the most ridiculous game of the Maltese summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉🌞 This week, radio legend Nate Darmanin from Vibe jumped in with us… and things got beautifully out of hand: ⚽ Football glory vs orgasmic glory 🎯 🏅 National honours vs hand honours ✋🍒 👖 Why are Steve’s pants around his ankles (again)? And fuelling all this chaos – the legends at BRUVV Balzan 🍋🍝. Two brothers (and their mum ❤️) cooking up proper soul food – homemade, cheeky, and dangerously moreish. Those limoncello balls? Absolute heaven in a bite 😇. (Vegans, don’t worry, they’ve got your back too🌱). 📍 Show them love here: https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt It’s filthy 😏. It’s unhinged 🤯. It’s exactly what you didn’t know you needed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8O_xZt7PhE

WOULD YOU RATHER 👉 Fart every time you orgsm …or orgsm every time you fart?Welcome to the naughtiest game of the summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉☀️This week, comedy bad boy Dan Xuereb joined us… and things got wild very quickly! We dive into:🍑 Ultimate fantasies vs lifetime supplies of pastizzi 🥟⚽ Chelsea vs Nipples 🍒💨 Can Jay actually hold in a fart? All while munching on beautiful, epic treats from BRUVV in Balzan – two brothers + one awesome mum serving homemade, feel-good food (vegans, they’ve got you too 🌱). 📍 Check them out: /bruvv.mt It’s naughty 😈. It’s unhinged 🤪. It’s exactly what you came here for. https://youtu.be/y9_5ysquP6U

🎙 WOULD YOU RATHER: Cousin “cuddles” or getting jiggy to L-Aħħar Bidwi? 😳🌽 Welcome to the filthiest, funniest game of the summer, The Maltiverse: Would You Rather Summer Specials! This week, theatre legends Malcolm Galea and Toni Attard are back for round 2, and things get very weird in just 8 minutes as we delve into: 🔥 What Jay used to have on his head in the 90s 🌍 Inc*st vs Traditional Maltese music 🚪 The ultimate classic – O-face or O-voice? All while demolishing mouthwatering treats from BRUVV in Balzan – two brothers + one awesome mum serving fresh, homemade, feel-good food (yes, vegans, you’re covered). 📍 Check them out: /bruvv.mt It’s naughty. It’s unhinged. It’s exactly what you came here for. #TheMaltiverse #WouldYouRather #MaltaComedy #SteveHili #JasonZammit #Bruvv #MalteseSummer #Cavemen #ToniAttard #MalcolmGalea #Theatre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l96LlQbHfb0

🎤 WOULD YOU RATHER… 🤯 Spend a night with your ultimate fantasy… if they smelled like a family member? 😳👃 It’s another round of absolute chaos with The Maltiverse Would-You-Rather Summer Series 🌞🔥 with Steve Hili & Jason Zammit! This week, we roped in Nate & Nicole from Vibe to wrestle with the real dilemmas that matter: ✌ Fingers… or Fabrizio?📺 Crush… or your favourite newscaster? 😏🍝 And did Nicole play Would-You-Rather with Gino D’Acampo?! 🤯 Huge love to the BRUVV legends in Balzan – fuelling the madness with ☕️ next-level coffees, 🍩 sweet delights, 🍺 craft beers and 🍉 their unbeatable watermelon bliss. You can’t beat a bit of BRUVV! 📍 facebook.com/bruvv.mt https://youtu.be/Bo3j9a95z3w

🎤 WOULD YOU RATHER… Org*sm every time you see a 🔴 Laburist or a 🔵 Nazzjonalist? It’s the wildest game of the summer! The Maltiverse Would-You-Rather Summer Series with Steve Hili & Jason Zammit! This week we dragged in foodie queen (and 🐶 dog-obsessed) Stephanie Agius and Wayne from Vibe to tackle the BIG questions: 👄 Why do some people love it when Steve’s mouth is full? 🍝 Would Steph actually eat… dog bits?! 🤔 And which one of them was actually NOT invited on the show? Massive shoutout to the LEGENDS at BRUVV Balzan! From ☕️ banging coffees to 🍩 incredible sweet treats, 🍺 craft beers and 🍉 their watermelon bliss – BRUVV’s got it all. 📍 Hit them up: facebook.com/bruvv.mt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfuEDKcxAcA

WOULD YOU RATHER… 🤔 Have a permanent orgsm face or orgsm voice? It's the most awesome game of the summer! 🌞The Maltiverse Would-You-Rather Summer Series with Steve Hili and Jason Zammit! This week, we brought in burlesque queen Undine LaVerve and funny man Kevin Naudi to tackle the big questions… including: One night with your fantasy vs Alien probes 👽 Pants vs Steve!😳 Netflix special v h*mping nannas 😱 And none of this would have been possible had it not been for our amazing friends at BRUVV in Balzan! From awesome coffees to magical made-in house Ice teas and home made sweet stuf… you can't beat a bit of Bruvv! 📍 Check them out: facebook.com/bruvv.mt TheMaltiverse​ #WouldYouRather​ #SteveHili​ #JasonZammit​ #MaltaComedy​ #BRUVV​ #MalteseSummer​ #Cavemen​ #UndineLaverve #burlesque #kevinnaud https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqx_r9nB-gg

🎙️ WOULD YOU RATHER… 🤔 Have pubes that grow a metre a day 😂 or have random people know your secrets? 🤫 It's the most insane game of the summer! 🌞 Welcome to the Maltiverse Would You Rather Summer Series with Steve Hili and Jason Zammit! 🌴 This week, The Take Two Duo dropped by, and TV and film legends Abigail Mallia and Carlos Debattista joined us to tackle some wild dilemmas, including: 📺 American TV glory vs. 🎬 directing a hot scene with a certain sibling 😏 Potholes vs. 🎤 operatic nudity 🦸‍♂️ Kombucha vs. 🐑 sheep! 🧉 Tune in for more hilarious and thought-provoking questions! 😄 https://youtu.be/qdFnaIe9HPw And none of this would have been possible had it not been those awesome brothers (and their mum!) at BRUVV in Balzan! From coffee that always hits the spot, to beautiful craft beers via their magical made-in house Ice teas and food that will blow your mind! 📍 Check them out: facebook.com/bruvv.mt

Steve Hili and Jason Zammit bring you the most fun game of the year– The Maltiverse Would You Rather Summer Specials! And This week, we’ve got DOUBLE TROUBLE with 2 guests joining us - local theatre icons Malcolm Galea and Toni Attard as we tackle: 🎭 Broadway dreams vs Gl*ryhole knowledge🤔 Can men really fake it?🏝️ Mad ideas to fix the Maltese economy All powered by mouthwatering magic from BRUVV in Balzan – two bros, one mum, and food that dreams are made of! (yes, awesome vegan options too).📍 Check them out: facebook.com/bruvv.mt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubw54iDe_3w

She lifts. She laughs. She doesn’t back down from a challenge. We’re joined by none other than Denise Gafa, fitness coach, content creator, and one of Malta’s most unstoppable forces of energy 💪💥 We hit her with the weirdest “Would You Rather” questions we could come up with… whilst also bullying Matthew in the process. Expect sweat, sass, and some hilariously unexpected answers. https://youtu.be/kuo80EaHXOI

The Maltiverse: Would You Rather Summer SeriesEpisode 1: Gianni Zammit Kicking off our summer series with a certified Maltese icon 🔥 Gianni Zammit – media personality, local celeb, and the first-ever Masked Singer Malta winner! Gianni joins The Maltiverse for the premiere of the Would You Rather Specials as Steve and Jay throw some of the wildest "Would You Rather" questions his way, and his answers? Pure chaos. 💥 Subscribe for more summer specials every week! https://youtu.be/rBLS2rJeJ3g 📍 Produced by Cavemen Studios🎧 Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and everywhere you stream

Here it is; the grand finale of Season 2! We wrapped things up in style at the Huskie brewery, our amazing sponsors for this season, and we brought in none other than the legendary Denise Gafa for some unforgettable shenanigans. Expect big laughs, great brews, and... a glory hole? Yep, we went there. Buckle up for a wild one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx2mRTVSf-A

Things are getting kinky on The Maltiverse! This episode is all about naughty confessions—the ones you wouldn't dare admit in public (but lucky for us, you sent them in anonymously 👀). From unexpected fetishes to downright outrageous confessions, we dive into the spiciest stories Malta has to offer. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more madness! https://youtu.be/4xYoTjvnGZU