The Wizard Wheezes

Chapter 13 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/vPiano Music:Andante from Piano Concerto No. 21 KV 467 "Elvira Madigan" As composed by MozartPlayed by Piano Markus on YoutubeOriginal Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUDf9t5mhUc&list=RDmUDf9t5mhUc&start_radio=1Music used on the basis of Public Domain rights. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 12 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 11 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 10 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 9 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 8 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 7 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 6 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 5 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 4 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 3 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 2 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 1 of Not with a Bang by MegalleThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74426596Authors Summary:"Draco Malfoy had attended the Ministry Christmas party for three years in a row, hoping that something might happen between him and Hermione Granger. Nothing ever did, of course. Until now. Unbeknownst to him, Hermione had hoped for the same. Except this time, she decides to take the reins."Intro & Outro Music:"Wish Background" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 7 of 7 Candles by ElcieFordThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802Authors Summary:"Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!"Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/vCover image uses photography from adriscreationsphotographyPhoto by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 6 of 7 Candles by ElcieFordThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802Authors Summary:"Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!"Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/vCover image uses photography from adriscreationsphotographyPhoto by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 5 of 7 Candles by ElcieFordThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802Authors Summary:"Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!"Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/vCover image uses photography from adriscreationsphotographyPhoto by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 4 of 7 Candles by ElcieFordThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802Authors Summary:"Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!"Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/vCover image uses photography from adriscreationsphotographyPhoto by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 3 of 7 Candles by ElcieFordThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802Authors Summary:"Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!"Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/vCover image uses photography from adriscreationsphotographyPhoto by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 2 of 7 Candles by ElcieFordThe Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802Authors Summary:"Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!"Intro & Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/vCover image uses photography from adriscreationsphotographyPhoto by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.