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Author: Aaron Cartwright, Thomas Hatton, Robert Moore

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The positive, the negative and the realistic - the ramblings of 3 lifelong Birmingham City fans delivered to you in podcast format
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Everyone Loves To Be Milked

Everyone Loves To Be Milked

2025-09-2201:21:52

The Blue Machine is back in the normal swing of things, as we bring you this weeks episode where we discuss:3 well earned points against the SwansTom's player by player reviewWhat to do in Coventry (aside from not visiting)TV shows that are definitely NSFWWe hope you enjoy this one, as it was a blast recording it.Thanks as always to our sponsor Barrington Decor, for their continued support of the pod (even if the money never reaches the correct bank account).#KRO #BCFC #FEA
The Blue Machine are back with an interim pod, ahead of returning to the normal start of the week scheduling. After a mix of the International Break plus conflicting schedules, the boys discuss:Stoke loss - what went wrong?Does the squad have enough firepower?Where do we go from here?Will we evolve to not require pubic hair?We hope you enjoy this stop gap episode, and we will be back very soon with the next edition of the pod.Thanks to Barrington Decor for the continued support of the pod.#KRO #BCFC # FEA
Corn Exchange Table 235

Corn Exchange Table 235

2025-09-0101:49:21

The full compliment of Blue Machine members are back, fresh from the Corn Exchange in Leicester after Friday nights defeat. We thrash out:What Went Wrong at Leicester?Transfer TalkFans Overreacting?Should Tom Book That Turkey Treatment?We hope you enjoy this one as much as we enjoyed being back together recording it.As always, thanks to our sponsor Barrington Decor for the continued support.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
The Blue Machine are back in action, minus The Realist who is on international duty in Lanzarote. However we have a much more glamorous co-presenter filling in coming in the form of the frequently mentioned Vinicius Jadeior, and we discuss:Sheff Utd & Blackburn DubsLimbdon Dykes Big ContributionsMitrovic Done Deal?How Deep Is Your Love?Another great pod to record, and hopefully just as good a listen - with some fresh female tones to grace your ears!Thanks as always to our sponsor Barrington Decor for their continue support of the pod.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
The Blue Machine are back with a full compliment of members, as The Pessimist returns from his holidays to bring his trademark negativity to the chat. A jam packed episode where we discuss:Ipswich Town ReviewThe Americanization of BluesWhere Do We Strengthen?Drinking From Bath TapsThis was a fun one to record, and we hope you enjoy listening.The Blue Machine are proudly sponsored by Barrington Decor, who we thank for their continued support of the pod!#KRO #BCFC #FEA
After 2 months out of the studio, we are back with a pre-season round up so far - catching up on all of the Blues content that's come to light since we were last in your ears:The Sports Quarter Transport ApprovalBeautiful Merch & KitA Plethora of Quality SigningsThe Season AheadWe hope you enjoy this one, as we ready ourselves for the 25/26 season!Sponsored as always by Barrington Decor, the decorator you could never afford#KRO #BCFC #FEA
For the final time this season, The Blue Machine brings you an extra long episode to take you into the summer break, and we cover:A very brief review of Blackpool & CambridgeAlfie May's new liver requirementsThe inaugural Blue Machine end of season awardsExtended listener questionsIt's been an absolute pleasure this season talking everything Blues related, and we have so much in the pipeline for next season and can't wait for it to come around. For now, we want to say THANK YOU and hope you enjoy the final show of the 2024/25 season.As always, thanks to Barrington Decor for their continued sponsorship throughout the year.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
It's the penultimate episode of the season and we are in the studio covering off:League 1 Champions CelebrationsAn Emotional Send-Off for JukeyAre Allotments Cool?What to do on a Sunny Day in BlackpoolAs always a really fun one to record, and we hope you enjoy listening!Thanks to our principal sponsor Barrington Decor for their continued support and delivery of the most random questions...#KRO #BCFC #FEA
The Exorcism of Lloyd Dyer

The Exorcism of Lloyd Dyer

2025-04-2202:01:18

It's a marathon not a sprint....that can certainly be said for the latest edition of The Blue Machine as we cover off:Crawley & Burton ReviewsClosing in on Points RecordsIs Bird Poo Really Lucky?The Mount Rushmore of Blues CBsLeague 1 Team of the Season - Whose in From Blues?We really do hope you enjoy our ramblings, and we can't wait to bring you our next episode.Thanks as always to Barrington Decor for their continued sponsorship of the pod.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
After a weekend out supporting The Blue Machine at Wembley, the lads are back picking apart:Defeat at Wembley - Disappointing Not DefiningA Big Easter Weekend AheadBurton: Marmite, Breweries & Wing WahsIs Jay Stansfield Overrated? (The Answer is No)A sombre first half of the pod, but a much livelier second half.Thanks as always to Barrington Decor for their continued sponsorship of the pod.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
We are back with an extended episode full of Blues discussion and banter, including:The Birthday Boys Weekends6 More Points in the Bag - Promotion PendingLukas Jutkiewicz AppreciationWembley Bound BluesHow Much to eat a Big Toe Nail?We know you're going to enjoy this one, and we can't wait to see as many of you as we can around Wembley!Thanks as always to Barrington Decor for their sponsorship of the pod!UP THE BLUE MACHINE#KRO #BCFC #FEA
The Pessimist is back! Back to our full quota of Blue Machine residents, we are back with a pod full of laughs, insight and plenty of discussion on:An emphatic win against Shrewsbury AthleticTom's X shenanigansA lovely day out to be had in BristolWhat hurts more - childbirth or a kick in the balls?We hope you enjoy this one as much as we enjoyed recording it - and we can't wait to be back next week with our Wembley preview!Thanks as always to our principal sponsor Barrington Decor!#KRO #BCFC #FEA
We are back for a listener question special, with the international break coming to a welcome end - and normal pods returning next week. Our resident Pessimist Rob is away in South Africa, so we are again blessed with the dulcet tones of the Cotswolds finest decorating company's head honcho Mr. Hateley (who's too busy to take on any additional work). We cover off:How are babies made?What do we need to be a success in the Championship?A Tom, Zigic & Rowett threesomeHow big is the Midlands?We would also love our listeners to get in touch and tell us why Tom is turning his Mars Bars upside down in the fridge!#KRO #BCFC #FEA
The lads (minus Rob who's on stag duties) are back, with our sponsor Jon from Barrington Decor filling the pessimist's seat, and there's plenty of debate on:Big Willy - What's going wrong?Was Northampton just a blip?Can Ants detect rain?Is a sit down wee a treat?Another fun episode to record, and we hope you enjoy the dulcet tones of the Cotswolds finest decorator in Robs absence!#KRO #BCFC #FEA
Bouncebackability

Bouncebackability

2025-03-0901:38:45

After having 2 men down last week, The Blue Machine have showed more Bouncebackability than Chris Davies after a defeat. This week we bring you:Wycombe, Bolton & Lincoln ReviewsWhy Haven't Snakes Evolved Arms?There's Not A Lot To Do In NorthamptonTom's Best South African ImpressionWill We Lose Again This Season?A brilliantly fun episode to record, and we hope its just as good a listen. Make the most of Rob and his pessimistic views being in your ears as he's away on stag / work duties the next 2 weeks so you'll have pods full of optimism to look forward to.Thanks to our sponsor Barrington Decor for their continued support of the pod.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
What a week for the Blues! We go in depth on THAT Vertu Trophy Semi-Final win, plus: The Select Car Leasing Stadium Farmers Field Orient & Wycombe Previews Tom's Parking Disaster Pessimist V Dykes V Klarer: World Title FightAs always another episode packed full of laughs, Blues insights and general nonsense - and we promise we won't ramble on as much next time!Thanks to our Principal Sponsor Barrington Decorators.Up The Blue Machine#KRO #BCFC #FEA
We are back with a bumper episode (conveniently timed at circa the length of a drive to Reading FC), where we cover: Another 6 Point Week THAT Refereeing Performance The Nathan Jones Chronicles Vertu Semi Final: Special St. Andrews Night Pending Koala's & Their Pesky ChlamydiaAn unbelievably fun episode to record, filled with plenty of laughs, in depth review and stacked full of your listener questions!Thank you to our principal partner Barrington Decor for their continued sponsorship of the pod.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
Toastiness Level 4

Toastiness Level 4

2025-02-0901:27:41

Another great session in the studio recording the latest edition of the pod, where we cover off:A Mixed Bag of Cup ResultsIs Cambridge a Banana Skin?Return of the Little Welsh GoblinWhat's the Optimum Toastiness Level?We can't wait for you to listen to the pod, and as always all comments and feedback are welcome!Thank you to our principal sponsor Barrington Decorators for their continued support of the pod.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
The lads are back at full strength for this weeks pod - with Rob making a full recovery, Tom back from business in Dubai, and Taz finally home from Huddersfield: Keshi Anderson's Goal of the Season Contender Which is the priority? Stevenage or Newcastle? Who survives in the Amazon the longest? Does Tom really have 'bars for days'? Really good fun recording this one, plenty of laughs and heated discussion to get you through your week. As always, thank you to our principal sponsor Barrington Decor for their continued sponsorship of The Blue Machine podcast. #KRO #BCFC #FEA
This weeks episode is here, and The Blue Machine are a man down with Rob suffering from a sickness bug. However Taz & Tom are here to discuss: Disney Dragons - A point gained or 2 points lost? Dog Botherers (A) What's the biggest Blues socials cesspit? How often should you change your bed sheets? We will be back next week with a full squad to select from, but for now enjoy the latest listen and KRO! Thank you to our sponsor Barrington Decorators - the decorators you'll never be able to afford. #KRO #BCFC #FEA
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