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Author: Aaron Cartwright, Thomas Hatton, Robert Moore

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The Blue Machine:

The Optimist - Aaron Cartwright
The Realist - Tom Hatton
The Pessimist - Rob Moore

Three unique viewpoints on everything related to Birmingham City, brought together to form a plethora of debate, disagreements and ridiculous moments.
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The Blue Machine pod is back and this week we bring you a whole array of optimism, realism and pessimism - in no particular order. On the back of a disappointing defeat away at Millwall, we discuss Monday nights big game at home to Middlesbrough as well as next weekends trip to Charlton.In the midst of all the cutting edge Blues chat is the usual mix of nonsense, and we hope that you enjoy this weeks pod as much as we enjoyed recording it.UP THE BLUE MACHINEThank you to our podcast sponsor Barrington Decor for their continued support of our content!#KRO #BCFC #FEA
The Blue Machine is back to a full compliment of optimism, realism and pessimism as Rob returns from his trip to Sri-Lanky. We thrash out plenty in this weeks 90 minute effort including:Canaries ConqueredDoes Priske Keep Stanno Out Of The Team?The Blue Machine Results ServiceWill Barrington Ever Ask A Sensible Question?Vicente The GOATWe hope you enjoy this weeks episode, and thanks as always to Barrington Decor for their continued sponsorship of the pod.#KRO #BCFC #FEa
We Love You Wagners

We Love You Wagners

2026-02-1602:09:02

We are back for the latest edition of The Blue Machine podcast, and this week we are without our resident pessimist who is away with work in Sri Lanka. However we have more than suitable cover in the form of Barrington Decor (he does have a real name too), who helps bring a more positive spin than our usual pessimistic Rob.We talk points dropped against the Baggies, a proud display against Leeds, and what to look forward to when visiting Norwich - all this plus plenty of crazy questions as usual to keep you entertained.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
Richard Osman's Zulu Army

Richard Osman's Zulu Army

2026-02-0902:24:01

We are back and this week it's on the back of another home win, this time coming in the rare form of a victory over Leicester. We discuss this in depth, as well as:Osman ImpactIs Ducksch our Best Footballer?Jhon Solis: The Real DealChinese Takeaway ControversyThe Female Genitalia TrickWe hope you enjoy listening to this weeks episode, and thanks as always to Barrington Decor for their continued sponsorship of the pod.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
A Town Called Solis

A Town Called Solis

2026-02-0202:09:28

Join the Blue Machine Pod this week for a fun, football‑filled catch‑up where we swap personal stories from the week, and dive into Blues latest win on the road.As always, you can expect a lively blend of humour, mild tactical insight, and honest reflections as we pick apart the last weeks goings on. We unpack the playoff race, potential transfers, and discuss potential options for the Prediction League forfeit.With plenty of listener questions and all the other usual nonsense that we cover - we hope you enjoy this weeks episode.Thanks as always to Barrington Decor for their continued sponsorship of the pod.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
Marvin The Alpaca

Marvin The Alpaca

2026-01-2602:08:08

The Blue Machine are back with this weeks episode, and it's another enraging 2 hour debate full of:Make or Break Time?More Incomings Pending?Oxford: A Comprehensive Visitors GuidePre-Planned SubstitutionsShower AblutionsHuge thanks to Barrington Decor for renewing their sponsorship of the pod, to ensure that The Blue Machine keeps coming in your ears!Listen. Watch. Enjoy. Blues.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
Jhon The Octopus

Jhon The Octopus

2026-01-1902:05:38

The Blue Machine are back and it's an in depth episode covering every last detail of the past weeks action, transfer rumours and plenty of other nonsense including:The Octopus ArrivesA Point Earned at The Swans6 Point Week Ahead?Bumper Listener QuestionsOur Wonderful Sponsor ReturnsWe hope that you enjoy this weeks pod, timed perfectly for the drive up to Sheffield Wednesday midweek - and thank you to our pod sponsor Barrington Decor for renewing their lucrative contract with the pod!#KRO #BCFC #FEA
The Kyogoal Chronicles

The Kyogoal Chronicles

2026-01-1201:42:29

The Blue Machine are back, podding when we're winning - straight off the back of another 3-2 triumph, this time at the hands of League 2 Cambridge United. This week's discussion topics include:Kyogoal - FINALLY <3Back to Back WinsRecruitment Part 1000A Plethora of Listener QuestionsAnother highly enjoyable pod to record, and lots of hot topics for you to get stuck into.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
Happy New Year Ya Gimps

Happy New Year Ya Gimps

2026-01-0702:07:42

It's a return to pod action for The Blue Machine, as we welcome in 2026 with a jam packed episode full of:Festive Results FrustrationTransfer Window OpportunitiesCoventry Get Battered, Everywhere They GoRob's Firework ImpressionPrediction League UpdateAs always, it was great to be back in the studio recording another heated Blues debate, and we hope you enjoy the episode!#KRO #BCFC #FEA
For our last pod of 2025, The Blue Machine are fresh from our Christmas get together to thrash out plenty including:Another Away Day DefeatSquad ReviewUpcoming GamesAn AI January Transfer ReportA huge thank you to all of our listeners this past year, it's been a pleasure uploading our Blues related rants for you to listen to & engage with.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
After a slight break due to holiday (and a dire midweek fixture away at QPR), we are back with a new bumper Blue Machine pod where we go into depth on:The Away Form - It Can't Go On Like This, Can It?Recruitment ShortcomingsWill We Strengthen in January?The Best Fast Food ItemsTom's Chocolate StarfishWe hope you enjoy the episode, and thank you for your continued support of the pod with listens & views - as always thanks to our sponsor Barrington Decor#KRO #BCFC #FEA
Another jam packed Blue Machine podcast where we cover all bases, including:A Point in Albions Cup FinalSlipping Up Against Watford?Squad Depth IssuesSwimming Pool EjaculateAs always we bring you the cutting edge takes on Blues and nonsense provided by our sponsor Barrington Decor, who we thank for their continued support of the pod.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
Quack Quack Quack

Quack Quack Quack

2025-11-2401:43:55

The Blue Machine are back after the international break with plenty to go through, in what has been an instrumental week in the future of our club:Another 4 Goal Haul at HomeChimney's Coming Out Your EarsThe Duck & PensfieldSit or Stand?Plenty of laughs to get you through this weeks pod, and even more to look forward to if you were lucky enough to be born a Bluenose.Thanks (not so many) to sponsor Barrington Decor for their support of the pod - even if they couldn't be bothered to send in any questions this week.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
The Blue Machine are back for an international break pod, discussing the last couple of games - proving that we don't only pod when we are winning:Millwall High to Boro LowAll Time Best XI?The Start of Good Things to Come?Players as Indian DishesPlenty of laughs littered throughout this weeks episodes, so sit back, listen / watch & enjoy.Thanks to Barrington Decor for their continued support of the pod.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
It's A Long Long Road....

It's A Long Long Road....

2025-11-0701:46:31

We are back with all 3 of us in attendance, as we bring you the breakdown on:Hull - What Went Wrong?What to do in PrestonWhen Does a Pot Become a Pan?The Effects of Pineapple Juice....As always, it's great to be a full compliment of optimism, realism & pessimism and we hope you enjoy listening.Thanks to our sponsor Barrington Decor for their continued support of the pod.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
The Blue Machine are back this week with Tom & Rob home from their travels, and it's a top episode as we discuss:Bristol Blues to Pompey PandemoniumIs Ducksch the One?Momentum for MillwallRob's AMEX PlatinumA Question on Ping Pong Balls...A really fun episode filled with positivity and laughs - you can tell we won can't you!Thanks as always to sponsor Barrington Decor, for their continued support of the pod!#KRO #BCFC #FEA
With the International Break coming to a welcomed back end, we are joined in the studio by Vice Chair of the BCFC OSC, Paul Delves. Enjoy the listen as we talk:Best Away DaysFavourite Blues MomentsPirates & Champagne TrufflesThe Blue Machine On The RiseIt was great fun having Paul along for the ride, and we hope you enjoy this one.Thank you to Barrington Decor for their continued support of the pod.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
At the start of another International break, we are back in the studio covering off:Sheff Wed / Wrexham ReviewsWill Kyogo Come Good?Open House InvitesTop Crisp SelectionsThis one was another fun one to record, with plenty of laughs and insightful Blues chat.Thanks to our pod sponsor Barrington Decor for their continued support.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
The lads are back with a shorter than usual episode this week, with Tom pulling a part time shift and Rob having no camera (tinpot we know), but we cover:A lacklustre Coventry defeatThe balance of the squadHow do we put things right?The fanbaseWith another international break on the horizon, we will be back next week talking through this weeks games.Thanks as always to our sponsor Barrington Decor for their continued support of the pod.#KRO #BCFC #FEA
Everyone Loves To Be Milked

Everyone Loves To Be Milked

2025-09-2201:21:52

The Blue Machine is back in the normal swing of things, as we bring you this weeks episode where we discuss:3 well earned points against the SwansTom's player by player reviewWhat to do in Coventry (aside from not visiting)TV shows that are definitely NSFWWe hope you enjoy this one, as it was a blast recording it.Thanks as always to our sponsor Barrington Decor, for their continued support of the pod (even if the money never reaches the correct bank account).#KRO #BCFC #FEA
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