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Francis Foster Sorts Your Life Out
Francis Foster Sorts Your Life Out
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Francis Foster is a comedian, podcaster and lover. This is his podcast. If you like it spread the word. If you don’t shut your mouth. In this show, Francis responds to audience-submitted personal problems, providing heartfelt and mostly useless advice.
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Annoying Twitter make influencers, surviving your girlfriend still watching Christmas movies in February, seeing Ed Miliband every time you go for a morning run and our takes on the AI hype. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Melissa Chen.
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00:00 - Intro
07:39 - I Can't Deal With These Twitter Male Influencers Anymore
19:27 - What Is Your Take On The AI Hype?
25:54 - I Go For A Run When Working From Home And Always Pass Ed Miliband
38:15 - How Do I Survive My Relationship Without Losing My Mind?
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Your son's first haircut being done by his grandpa, celebrity boxing, local artisan coffee shops and would it be better for young people to leave the country for a better future? Francis Foster sorts your life out with Adam Brooks.
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00:00 - Intro
09:40 - My Son Ended Up With His First Haircut Being Done By His Grandpa
20:42 - Which Two Celebrities Or MPs Would You Like To See Step Into The Boxing Ring?
33:18 - Would It Be Better For People My Age To Leave The Country For A Better Future?
38:21 - I Feel Like A Twat When I Go Into Local Artisan Coffee Shops
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Chatty neighbours with bad breath, enjoying your own company over relationships and kissing up to your bosses at work. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Will Kingston.
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00:00 - Intro
11:26 - My Neighbour Loves To Chat But His Breath Could Knock Out A Small Animal
19:20 - I've Been In A Few Relationships But I'm Enjoying My Own Company
30:48 - I'm An Expert At Kissing Up To My Bosses
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How would Britain look if Donald Trump were Prime Minister, finding out your date loves Zack Polanski and how to get your personality back fro the social media algorithms. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Emma Webb
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00:00 - Intro
03:14 - Keir Starmer Feels Like A HR Manager
15:04 - My Date Loves Zack Polanski
21:08 - What Would Britain Look Like If Donald Trump Were Prime Minister?
27:43 - How Do I Get My Personality Back?
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Your wife tracking your phone location, not letting your kids go to a relatives because they don't eat clean and women being horrible. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Lewis Schaffer.
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00:00 - Intro
03:19 - My Wife Tracks My Phone Location
08:04 - Brothers New Wife Says Her Kids Can't Visit Because We Don't Eat Clean
11:53 - My Colleague Fakes Sick Days
17:11 - My Friend Overshares Intimate Details About Her Marriage
21:47 - My Daughter Joined The Debate Club
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An uncle leaving his estate to his gay lover, standing desks being installed at work, rent increases and refusing to stand for a minute silence. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Mike Graham.
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00:00 - Intro
05:49 - My Uncle Wants To Leave His Estate To His Gay Lover
11:15 - My Daughter Refuses To Stand For The Minute Silence At School
19:30 - My Landlord Wants To Increase My Rent By £350...
26:55 - I Walked Into My Office To See They've Installed Standing Desks
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A husband with a secret separate savings account, being sent conspiracy videos on WhatsApp and a friend posting emotional breakdowns online. Francis Foster sorts your life out for an overrated New Year!
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00:00 - Intro
07:13 - I Found Out My Husband Has A Separate Savings Account I Knew Nothing About
11:11 - My Dad Keeps Forwarding Me Conspiracy WhatsApp Videos
15:23 - My Friend Keeps Posting Emotional Breakdowns Online And Gets Angry When Nobody Reaches Out
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Open warfare with your neighbours, quitting school for a TikTok career and your wife flirting with waiters to get free drinks. Francis Foster sorts your life out for Christmas!
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00:00 - Intro
04:53 - My Neighbour Keeps Parking Across Our Driveway
09:56 - My Husband Has Started Going To The Gym. Is He Preparing To Leave Me?
14:15 - My Teenage Daughter Told Me She Wants To Drop Out Of School To Do TikTok Full-Time...
19:23 - My Wife Flirts With Waiters To Get Free Drinks. Am I Insecure Or Is She Disrespecting Us Both?
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Refusing to get a job until you find something meaningful, driving after four pints and girlfriend's lecturing the entire family. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Amanda Baker.
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00:00 - Intro
05:24 - My Friend Drives After Four Pints, Do I intervene Or Mind My Own Business?
15:24 - My Son Refuses To Get A Job Until He Finds Something Meaningful
24:34 - My Brother's New Girlfriend Acts Like She's Above The Family
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Young women dating older men, wanting to quit your job for a business venture and women at work touching you. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Ric Diez.
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00:00 - Intro
03:09 - My Daughter's New Boyfriend Is Nearly 30
10:41 - My Friend Wants To Move In With Me After Her Breakup
16:42 - A Woman At Work Keeps Touching My Arm
22:54 - I Want To Quit My Job And Go All In On A Business Idea
29:03 - My Neighbour Asked Me To Pretend I Didn't Hear His Wife Screaming
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Creepy comments about your outfit from a friends' husband, neighbours opening your parcels and finding out your boyfriend is still subscribed to his ex's OnlyFans. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Lee Hurst.
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00:00 - Intro
14:57 - I've Discovered My Boyfriend Is Still Subscribed To His Ex's OnlyFans account
22:19 - My Neighbour Confessed To Opening My Parcels
33:40 - My Friend's Husband Made A Creepy Comment About My Outfit
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The recent TRIGGERnometry trip to America, family members borrowing money, no longer finding your partner sexually attractive and finding out your husband is watching porn at work.
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00:00 - Intro
04:43 - Being Back In The UK After The America Trip
16:55 - I Think My Husband Is Watching Porn At Work
20:16 - I Lied On My CV About A Qualification And Now They Want Me To Teach It
25:35 - My Brother Keeps Borrowing Money And Never Pays Me Back
29:00 - My Mrs Told Me She Doesn't Find Me Sexually Attractive
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Diversity hires, lying about who you vote for, "borrowing" your friends clothes and influencer culture.
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00:00 - Intro/America Plans
09:09 - I Can't Decide If Influencer Culture Is Freedom Or Slavery
13:27 - I Lent My Friend My Coat Last Winter And She's Still Wearing It
15:38 - I Told A Friend She Only Got The Job Because She's A Diversity Hire
20:05 - I Caught My Dad Lying About Voting For Labour After Years Of Tory Loyalty
24:08 - I Heard Someone Say Straight White Men Need To Sit This Decade Out
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Nobody speaking in lifts, tipping fast food delivery riders, quitting your job with no plan and picking a trade over going to university. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Andrew Mensah.
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00:00 - Intro
06:58 - My Mate Says He Doesn't Tip Deliveroo Riders
14:34 - My Mate Wants To Just Quit His Job And Move To Portugal
30:51 - I Got In A Lift And Nobody Spoke For Twelve Floors
39:50 - I Told My Son To Pick A Trade Instead Of Going To University
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Filming gigs on your phone, private healthcare, AI chatbots and being invisible in your forties. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Luisa Omielan.
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00:00 - Intro
03:10 - I Went To A Gig Where Some Of The Crowd Filmed The Whole Show On Their Phone
11:12 - I Feel I'm More Invisible In My Forties Than I Was In My Twenties
18:07 - My Wife Insists On Separating Our Recycling...
27:08 - The New AI Chatbot At My GP Surgery Keeps Telling Me I Can't Have An Appointment
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Studying fine art at university, finding out one of your child's teachers is on OnlyFans and being snitched on by your neighbour during Covid lockdowns. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Miriam Elia.
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00:00 - Intro
10:53 - My Daughter Has Applied To University To Study Fine Art
20:13 - During Covid My Neighbour Snitched On Me For Going To The Park
25:49 - We Found Out A Teacher At My Sons School Has An OnlyFans
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Refusing to date male feminists, appearing on Blind Date, secret TikTok accounts and interviewing Lily Phillips. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Posie Parker.
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00:00 - Intro
12:06 - A Friend Of Mine Says She Won't Date Feminists
31:50 - I Discovered My Daughter Has A Secret TikTok Account
43:53 - My Mate Won't Date A Woman That Earns More Than Him
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Eating dinner as a family, Reform UK's indefinite leave to remain (ILR) plans and not getting any sex at a sex party. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Fraser Myers.
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00:00 - Intro
02:37 - My Teenage Son Won't Eat Dinner With Us Anymore
21:02 - Reform UK Wanting To Abolish Indefinite Leave To Remain
32:21 - We Tried Swinging Once...
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Wellness days at work instead of pay rises, why we have a King and are books now irrelevant? Francis Foster sorts your life out with Steve Allen.
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00:00 - Intro
07:28 - My Boss Offered Us Wellness Days Instead Of A Pay Rise
22:38 - My Mate Hasn't Read A Book In Five Years
29:34 - My Son Asked Me Why Our Country Has A King...
39:57 - My Mate Says He Won't Date Women Who Talk About Astrology
42:41 - My Teenage Son Doesn't Want To Go To University As He Thinks It's A Scam
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Britain not making anything anymore, the appropriate way to eat your dinner, cleaning up before the cleaners come round and is real joy cheaper than we think? Francis Foster sorts your life out with Josh Howie.
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00:00 - Intro
07:07 - The Supermarket Has Security Guards On The Self-Checkout
14:22 - I've Stopped Calling Myself Right-Wing
25:30 - I Heard Someone Say Britain Doesn't Make Anything Anymore
29:09 - I Caught Myself Wiping Down The Kitchen Counters Before The Cleaners Came Round
34:41 - I Bought My Nephew An Expensive Lego Set And He Played More With The Box
40:37 - The Family Across The Road Eat Dinner In Front Of The TV And We Eat At The Table
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