Relatively Blonde

This week the blondes are joined by a very special guest — the one and only Livi Purcell. From influencing Glasgow’s obsession with spicy chicken burgers to her time on The Agency, Livi has truly taken the city by storm.In Part 1 of this juicy two-part chat, Jade and Lorri sit down with Livi to talk viral moments, influencer life, unexpected fame and what it’s really like to become a local icon without even trying.Expect laughs, chaos and behind-the-scenes tea you won’t hear anywhere else.🎙️ New episodes every week. Follow and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.comInstagram @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes

This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are catching up on the madness starting with Rylan Clark’s wild new show Naked Attraction: Dating Dressed and their brutally honest thoughts on the concept of dating… completely starkers.They also take a trip down memory lane with classic primary school memories and share some hilarious sister-style squabbles, from petty fallouts to full-blown drama.Unfiltered, nostalgic, and a little bit feral. Just how you like it.🎙️ New episodes every week. Don’t forget to follow and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.comInstagram @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes

This week, Jade and Lorri are spiralling (in the best way). From their most ridiculous irrational fears to answering your juiciest dilemmas, the girls are covering it all with zero filter.They’re also getting a bit deeper, chatting about the chaos of navigating your 20s, the climate anxiety that comes with global warming, and how to show up with confidence even when you’re crumbling inside.It’s funny, relatable, a bit unhinged and totally Relatively Blonde. 💕🎙️Follow our socials!Email your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.comInstagram @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes

The blondes are back this week with another chaotic, cosy and completely unhinged episode of Relatively Blonde 💅✨ Jade and Lorri dive straight into the Britney Millar online scandal, the Caroline Flack documentary and even a full chat about Glesga nature which somehow turned into one of the funniest parts of the episode 🌧️🌲You’re also getting updates on previous dilemmas including the ones everyone has been waiting for along with our must watch TV recommendations for your next binge session 👀📺🎙️Expect unfiltered opinions, unexpected tangents and plenty of “did she really just say that?” moments as always. Another week inside the mad hilarious and slightly delusional universe of Relatively Blonde 👱‍♀️👱‍♀️Follow our socials!Email your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.comInstagram @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes

It's cuffing season - and the blondes are back with another rollercoaster of an episode 💅 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they unpack Lily Allens latest headline moments, imagine themselves in the Traitors Turret 👀 and dive into workplace confessions that will make you rethink that career choice 😉Of course, no episode would be complete without a few fresh dilemmas from you lot - and these ones? Absolutely WILD. The girls are dishing out advice and opinions with theit signature blend of chaos and cackles. ❤️🍷🎙️Expect unfiltered opinions, unexpected tangents and a whole lot of "did she really just say that?" energy - its another week inside the weird and wonderful world of Relatively Blonde! 👱‍♀️👱‍♀️Follow our socials!Email your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com for a chance to be featured!Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual EpisodeSpotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

It’s spooky season — and the blondes are back with possibly the most random episode yet. 👻 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they dive into a viral spicy chicken burger that took over TikTok, a fridge that literally sounds like an elephant (yes, really), and why people are eating like they live on Mount Everest. 🏔️🥔From baked potato debates to FaceApp horrors, it’s an episode full of unhinged laughs, weird discoveries, and the kind of blonde logic that makes zero sense but feels so right.🎙️ Expect chaos, carbs, and cackles — your Halloween treat from the Relatively Blonde girls.Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

The blondes are back — and we’re talking about everything you probably shouldn’t. 👀 In this week’s episode, cousins Jade & Lorri dive deep into the world of swingers (accidentally, we promise), Kim Kardashian’s bush knickers scandal, the mystery of fake babies, and Molly-Mae’s brand new documentary.It’s chaotic, unfiltered and full of belly laughs — basically, classic Relatively Blonde behaviour. Expect tangents, hot takes, and the usual dose of blonde logic that makes absolutely no sense but somehow still works. 💅🏼💭Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed.Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

Cousins Jade and Lorri are back with another unfiltered Relatively Blonde catch-up, and this week it’s as chaotic as ever. From navigating toxic friendships to exposing pyramid schemes, we’re spilling it all. We dive into wild proposal stories, cheating brides, and even the drama of double-SIM cheating. Add in some messy holiday chaos and you’ve got the perfect recipe for laughter, gasps, and “did that actually happen?!” moments.Grab a drink and get comfy – this one’s full of twists.Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed.Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade & Lorri are diving into it all — from Jade’s bald era (yes, really 👩🏼‍🦲), to the highs and lows of getting over an ex, and of course the only thing that heals all wounds… Glasgow scran. Expect laughter, oversharing, and a few food recommendations you’ll want to try straight after listening.Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed.Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

Cousins Jade and Lorri are back on Relatively Blonde with another round of unfiltered chat. This week we’re spilling on all things weddings (the good, the bad, and the bridezilla moments), taking a nostalgic trip back to the golden days of X Factor and poor Paul Potts, and sharing the highs and lows of trying to figure out life in your 20s. Expect a mix of laughs, honesty, and those “same, bestie” moments that make you feel a little less alone.Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed.Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! -https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri serve up pure chaos with a side of peri-peri. From the mystery of an onion boil to someone fainting mid-Nando’s, no story is too ridiculous. They chat Taylor Swift, the trials of dealing with unhinged men, and the excitement (and stress) of buying a house — all while celebrating a huge milestone of hitting 15k followers. As always, it’s unfiltered, unpredictable and undeniably blonde.Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed.Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! -https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

Welcome back to Relatively Blonde — the podcast where real-life cousins Jade and Lorri overshare so you don’t have to. In Episode 5, we’re answering your juicy listener questions, spilling on toxic friendships, unpacking what it really means to be in our soft girl era, and yes… we’re talking cursed engagement rings.It’s unfiltered, a little chaotic, and very us. Grab a drink and get comfy — let’s get into it.Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed.Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! -https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Lorri and Jade take a nostalgic trip down memory lane — from password journals to dodgy MSN statuses — in a themed episode packed with throwbacks, childhood memories, and “remember when?” moments. But it’s not all rose-tinted…They also dive into a jaw-dropping listener dilemma: a girl finds voice memos on her boyfriend’s phone — and it turns out he’s been practising how to break up with her. Is that calculated or considerate? Lorri and Jade have opinions.Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed.Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! -https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

The blondes are back! In episode 2 of season 3, cousins Jade and Lorri return with their signature mix of laughs, opinions, and relatable chats. This week, they dive into the world of AI and ‘prompt theory’, unpack the unexpected drama of head spas (yes, really), and much more. Pull up a seat — it’s the catch-up you didn’t know you needed!Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

The cousins are back! After a break, Lorri and Jade return for season three of Relatively Blonde and they’ve got plenty to catch up on. Expect their signature candid conversations, witty banter, and unapologetic takes on all the hot topics and headlines they missed while they were away. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the opinions, or just to feel like you’re catching up with your own family, Relatively Blonde is your go-to listen this season.Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

For the debut episode of Relatively Blondes titled “Meet the Blondes,” cousins Lorri & Jade introduce themselves and share the story behind their fun, lighthearted podcast. You’ll get to know their personalities, how they became the dynamic duo they are today, and what listeners can expect from future episodes. They dive into hilarious “blonde moments” sent in by listeners, share their own funny mishaps, and tackle juicy dilemmas from their audience with their signature blend of humor and real talk. It’s a fun, relatable kickoff filled with laughs, advice, and plenty of blonde energy!For the full visual episode - https://youtube.com/@relativelyblondepod?si=Dhq-FDCc2aoiP3JyMake sure to follow us on our socials 👀Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/relativelyblondepod/profilecard/?igsh=MjhwNGJ6ZTh6ZDhkTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast Email any questions or dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com🎙️

It’s a brand new week and the blondes are back - still running on caffeine, questionable judgment, and an alarming amount of confidence for people with microphones 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️This week’s episode is a full-blown spiral as we get into everything — from the madness of the manosphere documentary to a deep dive into our night at Glasgow’s Corset Club (the best night out in Glasgow?). Naturally, we couldn’t talk about our night out and not address Polo Lounge and let’s just say… we have thoughts 👀Somewhere in between the chaos, we get into a proper chat about women supporting women (or lack thereof…), and unpack the controversy around Jess and Carol Wright’s podcast - because no topic is off limits when we’re in this mood.Of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - questionable situations, unsolicited advice, and the kind of life chats that feel helpful in the moment but may not hold up under professional scrutiny.Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep moments, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely said too much.Same blondes, same chaos — just slightly more unhinged this week.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.comInstagram @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesFollow us on Tiktok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorriFollow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyleJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

It’s a brand new week and the blondes are back — still over-caffeinated, wildly under-qualified, and once again far too confident to be given microphones 💁🏼‍♀️✨This week we’re joined by a very special guest for chaotic conversations — the iconic Abbie Blyth. Naturally, the episode immediately dissolves into unregulated girl chat as we talk about all things life, love, and the lessons that arrive whether you asked for them or not.Abbie spills on her recent house move, the realities of influencing in the wild, and what it’s actually like running a business while the internet watches your every move. Somewhere between the moving boxes, brand deals, and life admin, we also spiral into the usual existential debates, questionable advice, and moments of self-reflection that may or may not be useful to anyone.Expect unfiltered opinions, mildly chaotic storytelling, life chats that feel like a group therapy session no one is qualified to host, and at least one moment where we realise we’ve probably overshared.Same cousins, same chaos — just with an extra blonde in the mix this week.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.comInstagram @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋Follow Abbie - ​⁠ Abbie's Instagrams;*@abbieblyth**@theblyhome**@blylabel*

It’s a new week and the blondes are back - over-caffeinated, under-qualified, and medically unfit to hold this many opinions 💁🏼‍♀️✨This episode, Jade and Lorri unpack the internet chaos surrounding Bonnie Blue being pregnant (the timeline? the lore? the group chat reactions?), before spiralling into one of life’s biggest scientific mysteries: why are yawns contagious and why does it only take one person to start a full domino effect of exhaustion?We also take a concerned but deeply unserious look at The Osbournes and ask the question that’s been haunting us - why does Kelly look… unwell? Is it rockstar residue? Is it rich-people lighting? Is it vibes? We investigate (loosely).Somehow we then pivot into why Gary Barlow is, in fact, OFFENSIVE. Is it justified? (YES) Is it projection? (MAYBE) Is it something from 2003 we’ve never emotionally processed? (You decide)And of course, we must disclose that Lorri was deep in her luteal phase this week and causing minor societal disruption with every sentence that left her mouth. No thought was regulated. No one was safe. Emotional stability was not invited.Expect fake science, hormonal hostility, cultural commentary no one asked for, and at least one opinion that could get us gently escorted off daytime television.Same cousins, same chaos, just slightly more hormonal this week.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.comInstagram @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

It’s Friday and your blonde besties are back - armed with opinions, zero legal training, and absolutely no intention of staying in our lane 💁🏼‍♀️✨This episode, Jade and Lorri unpack the BAFTAs drama (because why is there always a scandal when celebrities put on formalwear?), deep dive into the Prince Andrew arrest discourse and even touch on the never-ending Epstein island mess… allegedly, hypothetically, in Minecraft 👀Naturally, we couldn’t ignore the Selena Gomez conspiracy currently doing laps on your For You Page...are we detectives? No. Will that stop us? Also no.We also discuss “punch the monkey” (don’t ask, just emotionally prepare), expose some truly feral fraternity hazing rituals, and share the things you genuinely could not pay us to do. Not for love. Not for money. Not even for a blue tick.Expect conspiracy spirals, mild FBI watchlist behaviour, fake legal disclaimers, and at least one take that will have someone typing in ALL CAPS!!Same cousins, same chaos - just slightly more concerned about surveillance this week.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com](mailto:hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com)Instagram @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:[https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink](https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink) 💋