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Welcome to Professor Melissa's Cruise Pod, your go-to guide for everything cruising! Tune in for top tips, savvy hacks, advice, and stories from a cruise enthusiast who’s been there and done it all (well, not "all", but a lot!). Whether you're planning your first voyage or looking to elevate your next trip... or, if you just love everything cruise-related, subscribe and tune in to the Cruise Pod.
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How safe are cruise ships, really? A shocking and heartbreaking story out of the Carnival Horizon has the cruise world reeling, as the FBI investigates the suspicious death of an 18-year-old guest during a Western Caribbean sailing. This episode also takes a serious look at a disturbing bed bug lawsuit, cruise ship mold complaints, and the growing demand for adults-only voyages. Plus, a viral livestreamer brawl led to real consequences at sea. If you cruise, or plan to, this is a must-listen.
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Are you overpaying for Alaska cruise excursions? Many travelers spend double or triple on tours, without realizing that in ports like Ketchikan, Juneau, and Skagway, some of the best experiences are free or just steps from the ship. This episode breaks down where to splurge and where to skip, the biggest packing mistakes (spoiler: ditch the heavy coat), how Alaska’s long daylight messes with your sleep, and tips for saving money on everything from glacier visits to unique souvenirs.
Did you know the biggest mistake cruisers make at CocoCay happens before they even leave the ship? With over 140 acres to explore, showing up without a plan can cost you precious hours wandering in the heat. Learn which areas are free, which ones are worth paying for, and the key food spots that most people overlook. Whether you want to chill with a book, splash with the kids, or sip drinks in an infinity pool, this guide helps you pick the perfect zone for your perfect day.
Could your cruise leave you behind? A devastating incident involving an 80-year-old solo traveler sparks serious concerns about safety and cruise accountability. We also look at Royal Caribbean’s bold move in Santorini that’s facing major local pushback, big changes to cruise loyalty programs, weather chaos from Hurricane Melissa, and an oil spill that shut down Galveston. Cruise demand is soaring—but at what cost?
Has Carnival Cruise Line lost its value or has it changed too much? In this episode, we take a hard look at what cruising with Carnival really means in 2025. From rising drink package costs to new rules that change the party vibe, plus surprise port swaps and a loyalty program overhaul, you’ll hear how these updates are impacting the cruise experience and your wallet. If you’re thinking about booking (or rebooking) with Carnival, this honest breakdown will help you decide if it’s still the right choice.
Is cruising turning into a costly headache instead of a relaxing escape? In this week’s episode, Melissa shares a heartbreaking overboard incident on Norwegian Jewel and questions cruise ship safety tech. She also breaks down a troubling report from a Disney Dream cruise where a child fell overboard, and the real story behind it.
You’ll also hear about teens risking their lives on Royal Caribbean, Norwegian’s new $5 entrée fee, and drink packages that stop working on private islands. But it’s not all bad news, Melissa also highlights fun cruise trends like the Mrs. Roper dress-up craze and a new Icon class ship heading to Galveston. Real talk, real stories, from the cruise world you love.
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Think cruising is just about buffets and beach chairs? Think again. Let me reveal the biggest mistakes new cruisers make, and how to avoid them so your trip feels like a breeze, not a disaster.
Think small cruise ports are forgettable? Think again. Let’s talk about why Norfolk, Virginia completely surprised me, and why I almost skipped it. From scenic sailaways past Navy ships to a cruise terminal located right in the heart of downtown, Norfolk offers charm, convenience, and serious cruise perks that even big ports can't beat.
Why do so many cruisers call Seattle the best port in the country? Let's talk about all the must-know info about cruising from Seattle. I talk about the two very different cruise terminals, how to get to and from them easily (and affordably), and my all-time favorite travel hack: Seattle’s free Port Valet luggage service. And yes, I answer the big question: Does it really rain all the time?
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Booked the Bahamas and ended up in Canada? Well, that’s just the start. This week’s cruise chaos includes Carnival’s loyalty backlash walkback (sort of), a Reddit blow-up over SeaPass card storage, cruisers mad about port changes, the impact of the government shutdown on cruising, and a norovirus outbreak on Royal Caribbean. It’s safe to say, this week’s cruise news is nothing short of wild.
What if the secret to enjoying Bermuda isn’t the beaches or excursions, but knowing how to actually get around? Let's talk ship about Bermuda, including its ferry system some cruisers overlook, top things to do in Bermuda, overnight calls, and deciding whether that “pink sand” is really pink.
What would make someone walk off a cruise ship and never come back? This week, we’ll discuss a chilling case where a woman voluntarily disappeared in Bonaire, echoing haunting stories like Amy Bradley's. From mysterious vanishings to rubber duck mischief, cruise ship thrill ride accidents, and even a big threat over a lost casino bet, this episode is packed with the unexpected.
What happens when cruise ships turn into floating tech labs? From facial recognition at embarkation to wristbands that summon champagne, today’s cruise experience blends convenience, novelty, and a fair share of trade-offs. What cruise tech excites you?
Would you turn a cruise ship around mid-voyage? That’s exactly what happened aboard Wonder of the Seas after a major onboard brawl left passengers injured and the ship headed back to Miami. In this week’s jam-packed episode, Melissa unpacks the drama and raises the question: Are cruise lines doing enough to prevent this kind of behavior?
Headed out on your dream cruise? Before you set sail, are you sure you’re not that person everyone whispers about by day two? This episode is your no-BS guide to cruise ship etiquette, from avoiding the dreaded chair hog label to what not to do with a buffet plate. We talk about everything from noisy hallways and proper balcony behavior to tipping confusion and avoiding ship jail.
What would make someone jump off a cruise ship on purpose? Let's unpack a wild mix of stories, from a shocking overboard incident tied to a massive gambling debt to a real-life helicopter rescue on my own Carnival Sunshine cruise.
In this episode, we'll unpack the most important decisions you'll make when planning your Med sailing, from choosing between the culturally rich East or the classic West, to understanding why a closed-loop itinerary could save you time, money, and stress. Whether it’s Valletta, Malta’s magical harbor or the surprise charm of Valencia, Spain, the Mediterranean has a lot to offer cruisers.
Planning a cruise to Roatan, Honduras and thinking about booking a day at Little French Key? Before you do, watch this! From fake booking websites and legal drama to what’s actually included in your day pass, this is your complete Little French Key review and booking guide. Here's how to book safely, as well as my honest review.
Ever gotten your bag flagged at cruise embarkation and thought, “Wait, what did I even pack?” Let’s talk about the ever-growing list of banned cruise items, and some of them will absolutely surprise you.
What do cruise controversies, a glacier flood, and a 2 a.m. chicken tender brawl have in common? This week’s cruise news, that’s what. Plus, Royal Caribbean’s $600M Mexico project sparks outrage with over 200,000 people demanding it be stopped.
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