So I was Told

This wasn’t supposed to go here, but it did.What starts as a continuation of our Smash Bros conversation turns into something bigger: what actually makes a movie hit, why original films feel rare now, and how we’ve drifted away from the experience of watching something together.We talk about the kind of characters that don’t belong in Smash, the line between fun crossovers and complete nonsense, and how quickly things fall apart when IP becomes more important than intention. But somewhere along the way, the conversation shifts into AI, Hollywood’s obsession with familiarity, and into the question no one seems to be asking:Do we even remember what movies are supposed to feel like?This episode is less of a Part 2 and more of a pivot. A realization. A reminder that when you strip away the spectacle, what people actually crave isn’t bigger franchises or smarter tech, it’s something human. Something shared. Something you can’t replicate alone on your couch.

What started as a joke turned into a very real question: if Nintendo is actually building toward a Smash Bros-style movie…do we trust them to pull it off?In this episode, we spiral through the idea of a Nintendo cinematic universe, making our own fancasts, and breaking down what makes these characters actually work. From Fox and Falco to Ganondorf and beyond, we start building our own version of a Smash Bros movie… because if it’s going to happen, it might as well be done right.But underneath the jokes is a bigger conversation: what happens when something we grew up with gets handed off to mass-market storytelling? Does it evolve, or does it lose what made it special in the first place?This is Part 1 of a two-part episode where we question, critique, and lowkey rewrite the future of Nintendo on the big screen.

WW3 or nah? This episode is about what it does to your brain to live through one global emergency after another and still be expected to clock in, pay rent, answer texts, and act normal. We get into the fear around “World War III,” the confusion and misinformation spreading online, the way propaganda muddies everything, and why so many of us feel too burnt out to even panic properly anymore. More than anything, this is a conversation about crisis fatigue, political distrust, and what it means to try to think clearly while the horrors persist.

This episode picks up where we left off: the internet didn’t just “change,” it got redesigned around attention, anxiety, and endless consumption. We break down the difference between the old internet and the new internet. From there, we get into the “Amazonification” of everything i.e. platforms trying to become the one-stop shop, removing friction with autoplay, infinite scroll, and convenience that never lets you feel done. We end with the real question: if we’re not trying to time travel, what are we actually trying to get back and what would a human-sized internet look like (verified spaces, smaller circles, better design, and yes…better parenting)?

Remember when the internet had a bottom? In this episode Kirbs and Crispy talk Vine, the never-ending “MySpace comeback” rumors, and why nostalgia keeps lying to people who weren’t even there. We get into why Instagram/TikTok aren’t really “social” anymore and how infinite scroll turned every app into an attention casino.