Cozy Quilt Cinema

Beth and Michelle ride into the Wild Wild West,  a bizarre Western-steampunk mashup starring Will Smith and Kevin Kline that somehow turns buddy-cop charm, Civil War styled gadgetry, and a giant mechanical spider into one of the strangest major box office flops of the late ’90s. For fans of the classic TV show, it was a disappointment. For fans of Men in Black, it lacked the magic of nostalgia. So what could go wrong? This movie had all the ingredients for a wild, fun adventure, but instead it steered that giant spider straight over a cliff. Beth and Michelle dig into the missed potential, the chaotic tone, and the moments that almost made this weird western work. Cozy up with Cozy Quilt Cinema, where Beth and Michelle explore movies through emotion, nostalgia, and the occasional cinematic disaster.

Within Black Lake there lurks a predator, it glides silently through calm, dark water. Beth and Michelle do a flailing back‑roll entry into Lake Placid, which is what they wanted to call it but the name was taken. They dog‑paddle frantically through a creature feature that can’t decide if it’s a horror movie, a romcom, a sitcom or a very specific kink for sarcastic paleontologists. They marvel at Brendan Gleeson’s permanent state of exasperation, Betty White’s feral‑grandma energy, and a crocodile so large it feels like the filmmakers lost a bet with the laws of physics.

Dark Harbor feels wet, soggy and very critical, like a mother-in-law who fell out of the boat. Then it becomes a quiet, intimate, and simple projection of wife-killery. This week, Beth and Michelle discuss the 1998 psychological thriller that hides its sharpest twists behind the completely unexplored gotcha of homophobia. We explore the film’s slow-building tension, constant mockery and shifting power dynamics. Whether the final reveal changes everything or leaves us feeling dissatisfied. Is this a story about manipulation, projection, or loneliness? And does its emotional depth make it more haunting than it seems at first? As always, we run it through the Stitch Count to see where it fits in the Cozy Quilt canon. Wrap up, settle in, and join us. If you enjoy thoughtful, cozy conversations about films that stick with you, follow the show and leave a rating. It really helps other movie lovers discover us. I found a better copy to view - Dark Harbor 1998

As Beth and Michelle travel down the back roads of this home we love so much, we feel a mighty wind's a-blowin’. It's one of our favorite mockumentaries traveling around the bend. We discuss the loss of an icon, Catherine O'Hara and how much she meant to us as fans. And we enter the nostalgia vortex of a New York bound model train.   The Stitch Count: The Castellini Test: Pass Inclusivity & Gaze: 3 The Tremors Index: 3

Beth and Michelle go downtown, where the guys are drips. Downtown, where they rip your slips. Down on Skid Row, where they follow the Greek Chorus as they underscore and narrate the romance of Seymour and Audrey. We will follow along through the abuse, the dismemberment and murder and have some laughs along the way. This comedy is as dark as the soot which coats the walls of Seymour's basement room.

Beth and Michelle camp out on the couch for a movie that is deeper than it appears. While it has the energy and surface of an over the top comedy about avoiding death and eternal beauty quickly becomes a story of misogyny masquerading as feminine empowerment. It's surprisingly easy to love this film and also be revolted by the message it unintentionally alludes to. Wondering how this film will fare in the Castellini test? I think you will be surprised.

Beth and Michelle reassemble the blanket fort in Iceland where they follow the story of Fire Saga, a musical journey of persistence, loss and of finding your true joy. It has daddy issues, mommy issues, maybe or maybe not sister issues, but nothing another rousing round of Jaja Ding Dong won’t brush away for another time. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/julien-schwarz/my-chapters License code: MNQCVJ4WDX2TILQC Links for the community concerning the ICE terrorist attacks in Minnesota: Rapid Response & ICE Activity Hotlines MN NOICE – Immigrant Support Hub   Directory + rapid response numbers (including Monarca Rapid Response Line and COPAL Navigators Line) https://www.mnnoice.org COPAL MN – Community Organizing & People’s Action   (Hosts the statewide immigrant support helpline used by IDN and MN NOICE) https://www.copalmn.org     Immigrant Rights & Anti‑Deportation Organizing   MIRAC – Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee   Grassroots, abolitionist immigrant‑rights organization fighting raids, deportations, and anti‑immigrant laws https://miracmn.org Immigrant Defense Network (IDN)   Statewide coalition of 90+ nonprofits coordinating legal defense, rapid response, and community protection https://immigrantdefense.org Legal Aid & Direct Services Arrive Ministries (Legal Services Directory Listing)   Provides immigration legal assistance including naturalization, family petitions, TPS, and more https://www.arriveministries.org National Immigration Legal Services Directory – Minnesota Listings   Comprehensive list of Minnesota orgs offering immigration legal support https://www.immigrationadvocates.org/nonprofit/legaldirectory/    Community Support & Mutual Aid Saint Paul & Minnesota Foundation – Immigrant & Refugee Support Organizations   Curated list of trusted Minnesota groups supporting immigrant and refugee communities https://www.spmcf.org  

Beth and Michelle discuss a new(er) movie this time, the 80s is so whack. It’s a rollicking fun movie filled with family intrigue and honest emotional discoveries that will keep you riveted to the screen. How is it going to rate against our standards? I think you can deduce that, dear Watson.   Music by Melody Ayres-Griffiths from Pixabay   On a serious Note: To demand answers and accountability for the recent death at the Robert A. Deyton facility in Lovejoy, GA, you can point listeners to Georgia Detention Watch (GDW) and their partners at El Refugio. Website: gadetentionwatch.org Action: Follow their Instagram or Twitter/X for the specific "Call to Action" scripts regarding the mid-January death. Direct Advocacy: Listeners can also contact the ICE Atlanta Field Office at (404) 893-1210 to demand a transparent investigation. These cards are designed to be shown through a window or slid under a door so residents do not have to open the door to agents. NILC Printable Cards (PDF): nilc.org/know-your-rights-card Informed Immigrant "Red Cards": These include the specific legal language to invoke the 4th and 5th Amendments. Link: informedimmigrant.com/red-cards In the Twin Cities, the primary line to report "Operation Metro Surge" activity, masked agents, or raids is the Monarca Rapid Response Line. Hotline Number: 612-441-2881 MIRAC (Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee): They also coordinate responses. Their resource page can be found at miracmn.com/resources.

Cue the sand storm, it’s time for perhaps our coziest adventure movie, The Mummy! Beth and Michelle get comfy in the blankets for this necropolis romp full of magic and two-gun firefights and sweet, simple romance. It’s like Jewel of the Nile, without the rain, parrots and snark.  Background Music by Ruud from Pixabay Support for the Good Family GoFundMe: Support for the Family of Renee Good Launched by family friend Mattie Weiss, this fundraiser directly supports Renee’s wife, Rebecca, and her three children (ages 15, 12, and 6) with immediate needs and long-term stability. The GoFundMe was removed per the family as it more than attained it's goal.  Take Action & Demand Prosecution Resistbot: Demand Justice for Renee Good This tool allows listeners to quickly send a pre-written letter to their specific elected officials (Congress and the Department of Homeland Security) demanding a full investigation and prosecution. Text SIGN PENBUH to 50409 or visit resist.bot/letters/206e2562-dab4-4c47-b6eb-db4142acf0b9. ACLU of Minnesota: Tincher v. Noem The ACLU has filed a lawsuit challenging federal law enforcement violence and misconduct in Minnesota. You can follow the case and support their legal fund. Link: aclu-mn.org Organizations Leading the Fight Freedom for Immigrants They monitor all deaths in ICE custody and provide a "National Detention Map" that tracks abuse and neglect across the country. Link: freedomforimmigrants.org National Immigration Law Center (NILC) A primary legal group fighting the "Operation Metro Surge" and "Operation Midway Blitz" policies that led to the recent escalations. Link: nilc.org The Legal Defense Fund (LDF) The LDF has officially condemned the killing and is active in civil rights litigation regarding federal overreach in Minneapolis. Link: naacpldf.org

Beth and Michelle ring in the New Year with Egon, Ray, Peter and Winston. They're back! And they must save Dana's child from Vigo the Carpathian, the city from it's own negativity and themselves from a failing business. It's a movie literally about emotional goo and auld lang syne. So, dive with us into the pneumatic transit slime because it's ghost busting time. Thank you, wonderful listeners, for an amazing year in which we were able to sit with you in our blanket fort and share our thoughts about the movies that moved us. We are looking forward to continuing our time with you, sharing our quilt and emotional conversations, in the new year!

‘Tis the season for giving and apparently taking. Beth and Michelle burrow in on the couch to watch the “haves” be callous, while the “have-nots” give them their comeuppance. It’s a journey from statue-beladen stairways and dirty-Santa-beard salmon, but not as long as you might think. This movie isn't quite robin hood, but it’s all still very satisfying.

This is a hard one folks, Beth and Michelle pay their respects to Rob and Michele Reiner and try to talk about “The Princess Bride” without crying. Even with the tragedy, they found themselves absorbed and laughing during this beloved classic. Cozy in with your true love and listen in as we climb the cliffs of insanity, travel the fire swamp and experience true love's kiss. Thank you Rob and Michele, you were a beacon of light to so many.   *Stand By Me By dccharles is licensed under a Creative Commons License

In this holiday haunt of an episode, we curl up with the only Christmas movie bold enough to ask: “What if Ebenezer Scrooge were a TV executive who weaponizes sarcasm and questionable programming choices?” Frank may be a walking HR violation wrapped in a power suit, but beneath the cynicism and the ghost-induced trauma lies the gooey emotional center we live for. Join us as we talk about our feelings from cab-driving Ghosts to the world’s most chaotic Christmas production meeting. And explore why this offbeat classic still hits that tender spot between laughter and sincerity changes that give you emotional whiplash. It’s a story about second chances, emotional thawing, and the radical act of choosing kindness, even if you have to be terrorized by three spirits who believe in tough love, to get there. Grab your blanket, a cup of tea, and maybe a stress ball. This one gets intense, in a way that makes you wonder if you saw a movie or were a victim of hit and run.   Song: Santa's Tricks Composer: Myuu Website: https://youtube.com/myuuji License: Free To Use YouTube license youtube-free Music powered by BreakingCopyright: https://breakingcopyright.com

Beth and Michelle discuss (the) Happiest Season (2020), the queer holiday rom-com that hits on so many insecurities in a hetero-centric culture. Get your mug of hot chocolate with way too many marshmallows and climb into the blanket fort, as we roll our eyes at Harper’s family drama, and debate whether Kristen Stewart deserved better than being gaslit under twinkle lights. We have some laughs, frustrated sighs, and at least one rant about how “coming out at a Christmas Party” shouldn’t be a plot device.  Nothing says cozy cinema like watching two queer women yell “just kiss Aubrey Plaza already!” while stitching together the messy threads of love, family, and holiday chaos.

Beth and Michelle snuggle in for a long holiday weekend with Clue. Based upon the popular board game of the same name, it’s a wild romp of a dark comedy that is stacked with a stellar cast. Come for the creamed monkey brains, stay for Tim Curry running in manic exposition.

Beth and Michelle shlep their quilts from the blanket fort to the ice shanty to keep cozy with the curmudgeonly winter film, Grumpy Old Men. Like a stoic Scandinavian uncle, Wabasha Minnesota has perfected the art of small-town banter, ice fishing, and the kind of neighborly squabbles that are really love stories in disguise.   Don't forget our friend of the show and guest, Pat Green is hosting the launch of his new Hearts of Glass novel (Hearts of Glass Fade Away and Radiate), along with Alexandra Charecky and her book is called Buford's Purposeful day. It will also be a trauma-informed conversation on surviving SA/DV, creative healing through art and writing, and opportunities for survivors to share and publish their stories. Thrive Survivor Initiative Book Launch Dec 13, 11:00 a.m.–1:30 p.m. Fountaindale Public Library, Bolingbrook, IL – Room C (2nd floor) Radiant-And-Thrive    

There are many Cinderella stories, some use magic as a catalyst for change others use suffering to push the narrative. Beth and Michelle discuss how in this film progress is its own magic and how suffering can inform kindness. Join us in the Blanket Fort for a comforting and hopeful retelling of a fairytale classic.

Please join us in the blanket fort as we talk about the 2000 film “Where the Heart Is”. Beth and Michelle lean in for a story of found family, finding self-worth and a few tears along the way. We talk about a movie which never seems to lose its smile, even through the hard times.

In our first live stream watch-along of The Exorcist 1973 Beth and Michelle share a living room with you, in spirit, on Halloween. We do some crafts, talk about things and sometimes we remember there is a movie happening right in front of us.    Apologies to the sound quality, as we are remodeling a 1950’s den to studio standards and had a lot of reflective surfaces. Things are changing here at the PeaPod and hopefully going forward we will be changing for the better. Stick with us as we grow and evolve!

Our fourth movie for the Octobertastic Ghostathon, Beth and Michelle bring in our spirited friend of the show, Pat Green, to discuss the 1982 horror movie Poltergeist. Nostalgia did not prepare us for the nuance between the relationships and particularly to the women in the film. While the remake in 2015 exists, I believe the original still holds up despite the special effects.    Don’t forget that we will be doing a Podbean Live Rewatch of The Exorcist (1973) on Oct 31 at 8pm est. Please check out the Indiegogo for Pat Green’s Hearts of Glass: Fade Away and Radiate You can find Pat’s Linktree Here