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Author: Jake Jacobs

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Life is unpredictable, messy, and downright hilarious - so much so that sometimes, all you can say is What the F***?! This podcast dives into the wild, unexpected, and thought-provoking moments that make us stop in our tracks. From laugh-out-loud absurdities to deeply serious, life-changing events, we explore the stories, emotions, and lessons behind these WTF moments.

Join Jake Jacobs, Sammie, and the Don (and some special guests along the way) for candid conversations, real-life stories, and unfiltered takes on the chaos of being human. Whether it's a bizarre coincidence, a shocking twist, or just the ridiculousness of everyday life, we're here to break it all down.

If you've ever found yourself saying WTF - this podcast is for you.

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Ingesting Sports Talk

Ingesting Sports Talk

2025-11-1116:22

Season 3 of What The Fuck kicks off with new chaos and plenty of laughs! Jake shares how he got his first sugar daddy DM on TikTok, Don ranks his Top 3 Worst Drivers of the Week based on license plates, and Sammie hits the lottery when she gets in trouble at work. Buckle up — this one’s pure WTF energy!🤣
We're Baaaaaaaaaack

We're Baaaaaaaaaack

2025-11-1000:59

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. Season 3, Episode 1 drops tomorrow, November 11, 6AM ET. Be there or be left out, or something...
Season 2 Blooper Reel

Season 2 Blooper Reel

2025-09-0608:46

You’ve heard the polished episodes, but now it’s time for the chaos we couldn’t keep. In this special blooper reel, we’re serving up every off-script disaster, uncontrollable laugh fit, and “did-that-really-just-happen?” moment from Season 2.From hosts forgetting their own intros, to co-hosts spiraling into inside jokes that went way too far, to guests dropping one-liners that made us choke on our drinks, to barking dogs—we’ve got it all. Technical fails, tongue-twisters, unplanned rants, and more glorious nonsense that never made it past the edit.Basically, it’s the unfiltered, unhinged side of What The Fuck you didn’t know you needed.
Season 2 of What The Fuck goes out with pure chaos. First, it’s the Great AC Saga - Jake’s and Don’s both give out like they planned it, and we swap repair horror stories. Then Sam raises the stakes with a wild double feature: her mom gets caught in a hit-and-run, and that same weekend Sam nearly wrecks her ankle delivering groceries into a yard that belongs in Caddyshack.Jake breaks down the behind-the-scenes of that almost-viral Walmart road rage TikTok, and we close things out where all true rage begins—parking lots. From near collisions to people driving the wrong damn way, it’s the perfect storm of petty fury.The Season 2 finale is messy, funny, and way too relatable.
The Occasional Penis

The Occasional Penis

2025-07-2415:43

Jake is hot—literally. With no central AC and summer in full swing, he's recording this episode in a sweat-soaked rage, and things only get weirder from there.This week, the gang dives into one of those “how did we even get here?” conversations. From unexpected nudity in movies and TV (yes, including the mystery of penis stunt doubles) to the evolving standards of what counts as gratuitous on-screen exposure—nothing is off-limits.Then, in a more serious turn, Don leads a thoughtful discussion on how smartphones and constant connectivity are affecting today’s younger generation. From attention spans to anxiety, it’s a sobering look at what growing up with a screen in your pocket really means.We wrap things up on a lighter note with a generational debate: is the thumbs-up emoji totally fine or secretly hostile? Gen Z has feelings. We do too.Funny, thoughtful, and just the right amount of unfiltered—this episode is peak WTF.
Jake hits the record button fresh off a VA hospital visit, still floating on the afterglow of a Xanax-fueled MRI—and somehow still manages to inhale a Baconator mid-show. The crew kicks things off with some 4th of July chaos, throws around ideas for doing more short videos, and roasts each other with zero mercy (as usual). Jake might become an extra in a FanDuel commercial, which of course leads to us completely derailing. And we wrap things up with a story about a woman who drove her car too deep onto the beach, got stuck, and—yes—had the most Karen haircut imaginable. It’s a mess, it’s a Xanax vibe, and it’s What the Fuck?
The 4th Hole

The 4th Hole

2025-07-0318:33

Buckle up, because this one’s a flaming dumpster on roller skates. Jake drags one of his wild-ass Texas friends onto the show and the vibes go off the rails immediately. JaeJae hijacks the mic with her sad, sweaty, rage-filled tales from the frontlines of menopause—she’s hot, she’s pissed, and nobody’s safe.Then the crew wades into the swamp of arguing with stupid people (pro tip: don’t bother), but it’s JaeJae’s Amazon return story that really sends this episode off a cliff. One minute it’s a return gift-horse, the next it’s MONSTER SMUT and absolute chaos. No survivors. No explanations. Just pure, glorious, WTF mayhem.Hit play. Regret nothing.
Hit Us With It, Don

Hit Us With It, Don

2025-06-2618:29

Don’s back from his Alaskan cruise and let’s just say his beef with a certain airline is fully cooked—he’s naming names and he’s not holding back. Meanwhile, Sammie's returned from Virginia and she’s on a mission: finding the sweet spot in her microdosing journey without accidentally tripping balls. And then there’s Jake, who drops a white rice story so insane, so absolutely Not chicken-fried, you’ll never look at a grain of rice the same way again.It’s chaos. It’s hilarious. It’s What The Fuck. Hit Us With It, Don!
While Don’s off chasing glaciers in Alaska, Sammie’s deep in mom-mode, and Jake’s still locked in mortal combat with the VA, we’re hitting pause this week—but not without leaving you something to laugh about. This special summer break episode is a no-filter recap of some of our funniest, weirdest, and most ridiculous moments so far from Season 2. From off-the-rails tangents to accidental brilliance, we’re serving up the highlights that had you laughing out loud (or texting us concerned).The gang will be back next week, sunburned, sleep-deprived, and ready to cause more trouble. Until then, enjoy the madness.
A Bad Joke By God

A Bad Joke By God

2025-06-1013:35

Jake, Sammie, and The Don are back to ask life’s most pressing question: What the fuck?This week, the trio unpacks the legend of Valerie the Dachshund and her wild adventures Down Under—yes, an actual sausage dog on a mission. Then it’s off the rails (as usual) as The Don reveals he’s being sued by his HOA for reasons that may or may not involve a decorative flamingo.From there, it’s a whirlwind of everyday chaos, from accounting faux pas...botched bills from lawn care bros, rental companies, and Internet Service Providers, to the dark comedy of phishing emails, scam voicemails, and those texts from random strangers that make you question reality. Emily, Jake wants to take you up on that dinner...This episode is a cocktail of confusion, comedy, and catharsis. Just another day in the cosmic joke that is existence.
Just A Sweet Butt

Just A Sweet Butt

2025-06-0315:12

In this week's episode, Jake, Sammie, and the Don go full throttle on biker culture - from the meaning of "sweet butt" to the wild world of fish grips. We talk about the chaos of forgetting meds (happy pills), Jake's OCD tendencies, and somehow land the plane with a heartfelt reading of In Flanders Fields in honor of Memorial Day.It's bikes, banter, and a dose of respect for those who gave all.
I'm Your Huckleberry

I'm Your Huckleberry

2025-05-2720:49

In this episode of WTF, Jake, Sammie, and the Don round up a wild mix of WTF moments - the kind that make you laugh, cringe, and question everything. They kick things off with some positive WTFs for a change (yes, they exist), before diving into the chaos of comedy club hecklers and Jake's eternal stuggle of ordering food with no raw onions.Big news out of Ireland: Taco Bell has finally landed. The crew debates whether this is a culinary win or a late-arriving food crime. Then they steer into heavier territory: the murky space between fake news and the actual truth - how do you tell what's real when everything's got a spin?Finally, they close things out with a discussion of Val Kilmer's performance as Doc Holliday in Tombstone. Was it iconic, underrated, or the blueprint for swagger.? And...what does he actually say to Johnny Ringo, twice?Fast, funny, and just unfiltered enough - this one's got range.
This week on What The F***, I sit down with my mentor Robb-former head of the Audio Department at the Art Institute of Nashville-for a candid conversation about music, madness, and everything in between.We get into his time archiving Warner Brothers cartoon sound effects, the Wilhelm scream, and what it was like touring as a drummer with Bobby Goldsboro. He tells stories about bumping into celebrities, having his music stolen, and I confess some sins of late-night studio chaos that only happens when the grown-ups aren't watching.It's raw, real, ridiculous...and all true.
S*** In Your Grits

S*** In Your Grits

2025-05-1317:04

Buckle the hell up, because this week's episode is a full-throttle rantfest about everything wrong on the road. We're talking bad driving, bad decisions, and the barely-functioning circus of chaos that is modern traffic.We kick things off with a woman calling AAA for a flat tire...that the cops caused during a high speed chase...chasing Her, in a real-life Fast & Furious meets Jerry Springer scenario.From there, we tally up roadkill points (RIP birds and turtles), dissect left-lane loiterers, and break down why your navigation app isn't a liar.Also featured:-Final Destination PTSD every time a logging truck shows up-Speed limits as suggestions-Road rage confessions-Left-lane squattersWe also ask the big questions:-Why is everyone suddenly a stunt driver the second it rains?-Is it legal to yeet someone's phone out the window if they're texting through a green light?This week's episode is a therapy session, a roast, and a middle finger to your worst driving pet peeves, all rolled into one. If you've ever fantasized about slapping a "GET THE F*** OUT OF THE LEFT LANE' bumper sticker on a stranger's Prius, this one's for you.
In this episode, we're covering the wild ride that is colonoscopy scheduling, prep, and the day-of-yes, it's as fun as it sounds. Then we run into a childhood friend's daughter at a strip club, watch a customer refuse to give up her place in the DMV line, and somehow manage to talk about puking in not one, but two helicopters.If you've ever questioned how your week spiraled out of control, this one's for you.
Your Stupid Is Showing

Your Stupid Is Showing

2025-04-2915:19

This week on What The F***, we're joined by Melinda, a cabin rental owner in the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee, who's got WTF stories you won't believe (but sadly, they're all true). Guests breaking heavy log beds and dining tables? Check. Toilets smashed with pool balls? You bet. Moms renting cabins just so their teenage sons can throw beer-on-the-ceiling destruction parties? Of course. Guests casually leaving loaded guns behind? That too. People complaining about dryer lint behind the dryer? Yep. Influencers literally feeding bears pizza - because why not die stupidly? Uh huh. And yes, a review that will have you saying What The F***?If you've ever searched "worst (insert rental company here) guests", "crazy cabin rental stories," or "why you shouldn't feed bears," this is your episode. Welcome to the smoky, slightly terrifying side of vacation rentals.Have some WTF moments you'd like us to hear? Shoot us an email at wtfpodcast24@gmail.com, and please like or subscribe wherever you're hearing us!
Season 2 kicks off with a wild ride. Katy, host of the What The Psychology podcast, joins us to talk about true crime psychology, hilarious emergency room stories, the tv show Criminal Minds, oddly efficient colonoscopy scheduling, DMV raging, and Harley Davidsons.
Season 2 Trailer

Season 2 Trailer

2025-04-1501:06

Season 2 Trailer. Hit that like and subscribe button!
Season 1 Blooper Reel

Season 1 Blooper Reel

2025-04-0806:11

We did our best...but sometimes, our best was a complete disaster. Welcome to the ultimate behind-the-scenes look at What The F*** Season One-where we've compiled the funniest, weirdest, and most cringe-worthy outtakes from the season. From uncontrollable laughter to tech meltdowns, forgotten thoughts, and the moments we definitely should've edited out (but saved for this episode instead), it's all here. This episode is even more chaotic than usual, so if you're looking for structured storytelling...this ain't it.
Jake, Don and Sammie wrap up Season 1 with some funny and serious WTF moments. Please leave us a review or send us an email at wtfpodcast24@gmail.com!
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