Chubby Behemoth

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/     SPONSORS: Lucy - Support the show and get 20% off your first Lucy order with code CHUBBY at https://www.lucy.co     PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth     This week the fellas are in Bentonville finishing up Sam’s Big Diamond Fest! We have a Patreon preview for everyone this week but will be back with all new episodes next week.     Getting Your Friction On. The Swirl Man. This Is Why It’s So Loud. Swallowing Air Like Kirby.      Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/   SPONSORS: Cash App - Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9 #CashAppPod As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit https://www.cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. #CashAppPartner   HelloFresh - Support the show and get 10 free HelloFresh meals, plus a free item for life. Head to https://www.hellofresh.com/CHUBBY10FM   Chubbies - Your new wardrobe awaits! Get $10 off @chubbies with the code CHUBBY at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/chubby #chubbiespod   PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys are coming to you from Austin Texas. Nathan has been blurry, fuzzy and scratchy, is reminded of movie on the quad, and got his car up to 125. Sam just wants to hold the beretta, tells us about what he saw sitting at first base, and pants are too high from doing the Lund. Flying the Butt Signal.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

SPONSORS: Hims ED - Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/CHUBBY   Prize Picks - Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/CHUBBY and use code CHUBBY and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!   PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys are coming to you from Sacramento CA. Sam attempts to blind item a story, gave the hallmark speech at the BF Hall Of Fame, and never had to spread them before. Nathan was quite stoned on stage, misses the old Sam, and got rocked by a 24 year old. Broader than broadway.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/   SPONSORS: Hall Of Fame - Get a 7-Day Free Trial + 50% Off your first month with code CHUBBY. Just download the HOF app on iOS or Android, and enter code CHUBBY   PrizePicks - Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/CHUBBY and use code CHUBBY to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup.   PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys are together in New Brunswick NJ! Sam doesn’t know how to make popcorn, might not fit into this world anymore, and has been making his own freaky soundtrack. Nathan threatened to go to Popeye’s, thinks only 1/1000 women have done that, and recounts the fun times the boys had in Red Bank eating and seeing the sights. Let me get the bolt cutters. We’re three to a room.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/     SPONSORS: Factor - Support the show & get 50% off your first Factor box, plus free breakfast for a year with the code CHUBBY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/CHUBBY50OFF     Prize Picks - Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/CHUBBY and use code CHUBBY and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!     PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth     This week the boys start out imagining being in waterbeds. Nathan recalls escaping the hair flotillas, found the limits, and is catching every other word because he’s standing 69ing. Sam called his shot, explains what he likes about Mormon doctrine, and has expanded his plans for his greenhouse displays.     Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/     SPONSORS: Hims ED - Start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/CHUBBY     Cash App - Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9 #CashAppPod As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit https://www.cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.     PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth     This week the boys all hung out with old friends in different places. Becker went to Vegas for a bachelor party. Nathan had a visit from a certain lawyer, rubbed his off instead of adding one, and thought he was getting punk’d by a young lady. Sam reveals his gamer tag, saw a front flip that made him hard, and had a fun fantasy about Becker selling a show. If you can’t give your mind, give your body!     Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/   SPONSORS: Chubbies - Your new wardrobe awaits! Get $10 off @chubbies with the code CHUBBY at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/CHUBBY #chubbiespod   HelloFresh - Support the show and get up to 10 free HelloFresh meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/CHUBBY10FM   PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys are all together in Charlotte! Sam tells the boys the meanest thing he’s said to someone on stage, reminds the boys about a couch shenanigan from the night before, and tells the story of the Chex journey. Nathan pretty much did everything in the car except call Sam a theater kid, hasn’t got low on anyone in a long time, and got to do the Flair Flop on stage. Went full Kattan.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/   SPONSOR: Cash App - Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9 #CashAppPod As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit https://www.cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.   PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys start off encouraging Nathan to keep it fresh. Sam has candy that looks just like the boys, did a wall ride on an on ramp, and was on a wild ride getting away from a gunman. Nathan reveals that he loved Selena as a small boy in Chicago, is going to see ‘Weapons’ after we record, and is excited to lose money on football again. What’s the worst pussy you’ve ever had?   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/   SPONSORS: FACTOR - Support the show and get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code CHUBBY50OFF at  https://www.factormeals.com/CHUBBY50OFF   Hims ED - Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at https://www.hims.com/CHUBBY   PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys are in an Irvine hotel with a crazy doorknob situation. Sam is watching a classic August matchup, tells us what tickled him in the pool, and has plans to get Jokic as a friend. Nathan tells us about a kid making Minecraft music, makes a sandwich plea, and has a good reason to want to see Wizard Of Oz on the Sphere. Very manatee-esque.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/   SPONSOR: Cash App - Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9 #CashAppPod. As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit https://www.cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.   PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys are all together in SLC. Sam teaches the boys about complimenting eyebrows, is afraid he’s turning his niece into a pro wrestler, and proposes his new glass cube performance idea. Nathan doesn’t need another hero to be taken down, remembers Sam’s weird kiss, and can’t imagine wearing that poncho in public.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

DAYTON SEE SAM THIS WEEKEND - https://www.samtallent.com/   SPONSORS: ExpressVPN - Support the show and get 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free at https://www.expressvpn.com/CHUBBY   IndaCloud - If you’re 21 or older, get 25% off your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://www.inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod   PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys are all home from New Zealand and podding from their homes. Sam burnt all his fingerprints off, lost it in the lounge for a while, and got something called a Fitpack. Nathan never got the bug that ran through everyone on the trip, reminds Sam about their old group chat, and doesn’t need HBD from everyone. Smoking’s good? I’m not a good person.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/   SPONSORS: VIIA - #viiaparter If you’re 21+, try VIIA! For 15% off AND a free gift with your first order with code CHUBBY at https://www.viia.co/CHUBBY   HIMS - Support the show & start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/CHUBBY   PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Sam is trying to open a coconut, it makes some noise, it doesn’t last the whole time. Nathan remembers when they played different, teaches Becker about The Shockmaster, and only wanted to dip a fork in the soup. Sam ate the bark, thinks of the worst thing to do to your wife, and doesn’t talk about magic cards on the pod. Our pal Marc Cornaz @marcthesharcc joins us on this one! Wide World Party.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/   SPONSOR: FACTOR - Support the show and get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code CHUBBY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/CHUBBY50OFF   PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys are in Oamaru NZ trying out new hairdos! Nathan identifies as Three now, noticed Sam’s wild decision in the Woolworth’s, and uses a paper towel sometimes. Sam accuses Pat of having a unique heart, went full Jolsen on the clay, and tells Nathan and Becker about the lady that made Pat and him Bonk. Half the time is wiping.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com   MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent   Also Featuring Patrick Richardson and Jake Becker

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/   SPONSORS: VIIA - If you’re 21+, try VIIA! For 15% off AND a free gift with your first order use code CHUBBY at https://viia.co/CHUBBY   HIMS - Start your free online Hims ED visit at https://www.hims.com/CHUBBY   PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys are all together in Australia! Sam would like to have seen Melbourne in the 1950’s, wants everybody to get back to midnight, and thought it was built in at this point. Nathan thinks we’d be more chill if we were on horses instead of cars, reminds us the worst thing to do is give up, and likes the strong Aussie toilet paper. Splish Splash Zone. The first 36 hours they bake you into a pie. What filling did you pick?   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com  

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Brisbane Tickets for June 28th - https://brisbanepowerhouse.org/events/sam-tallent/ SPONSORS: HIMS - Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/CHUBBY SISYPHUS BREWING - Tell them Lund sent ya https://www.sisyphusbrewing.com/pages/events PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth This week Sam reveals he has beat his weight loss-donation challenge! Nathan tells us the one way he is like a MMA fighter, is just talking about a cool place that he likes, and has decided on his New Zealand wardrobe. Sam tells us his contingency plan if Pat forgets his CPAP, how the SeaDragon got his ass, and thinks it was probably the best picture. I’m putting one up with Tanntor. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSORS: VIIA - If you’re 21+, try VIIA! For 15% off AND a free gift with your first order use code CHUBBY at https://www.viia.co/CHUBBY   Cash App - Download Cash App Today https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9 As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account.   PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Sam made a simple mistake. Nathan tells Sam why he imagines he is in trouble, became Brook’s brothers with Sam to avoid problems in New Zealand, and had another visitor at the church. Sam is thinking about parkay flooring back there, got a sweet welcome gift at his hotel, and is excited about his fit for his reunion.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSORS: Factor - Support the show and get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code CHUBBY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/CHUBBY50OFF   ExpressVPN - Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/CHUBBY   Hims - Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at https://www.hims.com/CHUBBY     PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth     This week the boys are in Eugene Oregon podding in bed. Sam wants one day of the week to wake up as a different bodied-man, has a scientist that has designed a slime apparatus, and has an idea for a cleaning station at the airport. Nathan minced around in one of Sam’s shoes, got a musical treat from a nude Sam, and almost choked on shit sausage laughing at himself.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com    

SPONSOR: Turtle Beach - Level up your game and get 10% off @TurtleBeach with code CHUBBY at https://www.turtlebeach.com/CHUBBY   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Sam is in a protectorate of the British Crown. Nathan tells the boys about a Coach blooper, got unwanted chicken, and thinks Sam has been cock blocking in Europe. Sam changes podcasting forever, threw up on a dog’s legs, and imagines what heaven would be like for Nathan.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSORS: Cash App - Download Cash App Today https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9?utm_source=episodic&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=episodic_podscale_chubbybehemoth_apr_2025 As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account.   Ridge Wallet - Take advantage of Ridge’s once-a-year Father’s Day Sale and get UP TO 40% Off right now by going to https://www.Ridge.com/CHUBBY   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Sam and Becker had to have a NPC conversation waiting for Nathan. Sam imagines learning to survive on sunscreen, spent so much money on the chair that he won’t get out of it, and loves how Nathan measures appeal to an audience . Nathan imagines how Sam is traveling now, wonders how long that kid in Eugene is going to last, and pitches a new type of keg-a-rator.     00:00 We Only Talk When It’s Business 01:38 You Can’t Go To RenFair 02:53 The Ramifications 05:40 It’s No Longer A Novel 07:00 Giant Drill 11:30 I Don’t Even Know! 13:09 Buried In Guns 16:05 Bass Fishing Shirt 17:55 Perfect Guess 20:10 One Hundred Somehow 22:53 Worst Human Table 24:53 Here’s A Question 27:00 You Ever Squeeze That Up In Your Hands? 28:45 It’s Organic 33:48 Put Her On Speaker 35:55 Immersed In Duddy Culture 44:22 Yes You Do 47:52 Saint Stevie 49:08 Road Warrior Pop 51:03 They Need Some Recognizable People 52:43 I’m On Wood Baby 54:38 Not Welcome     Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSORS: FACTOR - Get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code CHUBBY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/CHUBBY50OFF   VIIA - If you’re 21+, try VIIA! For 15% off AND a free gift with your first order use code CHUBBY at https://viia.co/CHUBBY   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Nathan and Pat are comfy in a bed in Casper, Wyoming. Nathan remembers saying goodbye to Dikembe Mutombo, needed to see Arnold with a coffin on his shoulder, and tells Pat why he “loves” Megachurches. Pat wanted a moral victory for the Nugs, has the Terminator 2 song stuck in his head, and wants to go to a church with a Coke Freestyle Machine. I thought the news was PG.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com