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Tommy Dassalo doesn't know how to do anything so he's attempting to assemble a Complete Guide To The Human Experience by chatting with different guests about what they've learned, what they've always known, and what they feel the stupidest about. New episodes every Wednesday!
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SCOTT DOOLEY and JASON CHATFIELD beam in to the show this week, LIVE from Times Square (yes, really). We learn what it takes to bluff your way in to a dinner with the CIA, as well as discussing Dools being with me when I got owned by an Uber driver, forgetting a joke onstage that I've done a billion times, the origins of Lululemon and so much more! Check out Jason's Substack: https://www.newyorkcartoons.com/And grab Scott & Jason's latest book here: https://www.jasonchatfield.com/store/signed-copy-of-youre-not-a-real-dog-owner-untilHow To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
SCOUT BOXALL has been immersed in a tonne of different interests, starting from scratch each time. From court transcriptions where they had to listen in to juicy crime scene details, to making costumes for Live Action Role Playing, to attending clown school in France and absolutely hating it and much, much more. We also take pot shots at a few select subcultures. Sorry! If you want to hear an extended cut of this episode featuring 15+ more minutes of juicy gas-bagging, sign up to the Patreon! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1She's got years of experience teaching high school students How To Do things but how will BRON LEWIS fare against her greatest challenge yet: an inept 39 year old podcast host? We get stuck into Bron's messy history of being busted bitching about someone behind their back, the double-edged sword of posting about important issues, me trying to network with Bron's husband at a star-studded event, putting off the most simple tasks and Bron fumbling her way through teaching Photoshop to Year 9s! Check out Bron's special 'Who's Talking?' here.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Things go off the rails almost immediately this week with TOM BALLARD and DAVID QUIRK! We interrogate how judgemental the skateboarding community is and ponder the great philosophical question of "should you ever run for the train?" We also get into Tom's teenage years in the closet, the nightmare scenarios we've heard about sleepovers, and try to figure out if there's any Amish people with ADHD. Check out Tom's play JKS, October 1 - 5 at Melbourne Fringe: tickets.See Quirk's show The House That Was Never Built in Hobart on September 10: tickets.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Here's this month's tasting plate of bonus episodes, featuring: BEN RUSSELL, KIRSTY WEBECK, JOSH EARL, JORDAN BARR, URVI MAJUMDAR, BEN LOMAS & TIM HEWITTThe full episodes that these clips are from are all available right now on the Patreon!Sign up now to hear the full episodes: Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week I'm joined by ACTUAL Italian SONIA DI IORIO to learn about doing stand-up in Italian, in Italy, and playing the flute for the Pope. We also chat about my recent fashion crimes, the logic behind anxiety dreams, and struggling to find birthday cards. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
My very good pals JOSH EARL and BEN LOMAS join me this week to give me a fathers perspective on the atrocious parenting that I witnessed recently from a high-profile public figure, cruise ship comedian gossip, Josh being stroppy in Paris, and Lomas' previous career as a busboy. Josh and I are doing work in progress shows together in BRISBANE on OCTOBER 18 and CAIRNS on OCTOBER 19. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I’m back from Vietnam and the trip has me wondering: am I a pessimist? Well thankfully my guest this week is the boundlessly optimistic KIRSTY WEBECK! It’s a special ocean-themed episode as we chat about how far is too far to drive to the beach, snorkelling as an adolescent versus snorkelling as an adult, The horrors that are probably creeping and crawling around on the ocean floor, Kirsty’s incredible trip to go swimming with whale sharks, and suppressing the urge to complain on holiday! If you want to hear more about sea creatures from Kirsty, she has a few dates left of her Australian tour. Check her dates here: kirstywebeck.comHow To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
As someone who grew up in a pub and loves a drink, CARL DONNELLY is the perfect guest to be joining me during one of the worst hangovers I’ve ever had in my life.We chat about our countries mutual appreciation for absolutely sending it in a beer garden, as well as Carl thinking he was bald for many years before accidentally learning the truth, my disastrous visit to an African barber in London, Carl’s experiences on Ayahuasca, getting mugged in the UK, and meeting De La Soul! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Another glimpse behind the paywall, this month featuring highlights from episodes with Elouise Eftos & Ben Searle, Nikki Britton & Danielle Walker and Urvi Majumdar & Jordan Barr!These clips are all from hour-long episodes (split into two parts) that are available right now on the Patreon! Sign up now to hear the full episodes: Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Co-host of Big Natural Talents, LAUREN BONNER joins me this week! I've become obsessed with online Melbourne restaurant drama, we workshop the ideal way to get comfortable immediately after walking through the front door, we're both incredibly entitled when it comes to flying first class, and we hear all about Lauren having to learn to tango after being randomly cast in a shelved television show that filmed in Argentina! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Two masters in the art of holding court, SAM TAUNTON and TIM HEWITT join me this week for a loose, riff-heavy chat about how I can improve the homework that I ask the guests to do, high school debating teams, Sam and I sharing a bed in Noosa, Tim's Uber driver being pranked by the youth and a tantalising piece of comedy gossip that I've heard recently. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The host of The Friend Request podcast CHLOE MADDREN welcomes me in to her pillow fort for a delightful catch-up about being late, hearing your mum fart, stealing your parents car as a teenager for a rooting appointment, and how to PROPERLY watch television! How To Do Everything is now on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
If there's anyone who's come close to literally doing EVERYTHING it's DES BISHOP. He's made television shows about working various minimum wage jobs, learning Irish and performing stand-up comedy in Chinese. Where does this innate ability to fit in come from? What are the challenges of appearing on a dating show in China? And which Australian radio host REFUSES to wear shoes? We answer all of these questions as well as chat a little about his life these days, married to a fellow comedian after hooking up on a reality show. How To Do Everything is now on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
GORDI has a fantastic new record out soon; she's flat out with press and touring and yet she still found the time to promptly and thoroughly fill out The Survey.We chat about her background in medicine and how she's had to utilise it in order to help out an audience member mid-show, living her life at a frantic pace from a young age, having to prepare a turkey lunch for seventy people on very, very short notice, and whether either of us would be able to make it very far on the reality show 'Alone'.The new record 'Like Plasticine' is out August 8th, you can pre-save it now on all the streaming platforms or pre-order it at gordimusic.comHow To Do Everything is now on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Another sampling of scintillating bonus episodes has escaped from behind the paywall, this month featuring highlights from Lizzy Hoo, Brett Blake & Nick Capper, Andrew Levins & Gen Fricker and Justin Hamilton!To get the full episodes (hours of extra content!) and support the show, head over and sign up: Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hours after having a Snickers induced psychosis, I’m joined by JUSTIN HAMILTON in my hotel room! We pick apart our two decades of shared history: from me wreaking havoc at the Bourne Ultimatum premiere, Hammo making me lose my mind in the back of a taxi, and the hours and hours we spent playing poker with other comedians.We also finally hear the other side of the story of Hammo getting a massage from Wil Anderson live on stage in Adelaide and attempt to figure out how to get older without losing touch with pop culture. How To Do Everything is now on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
SASHI PERERA joins me today. She's been killing it all over the place: nominated for Best Newcomer, appearing on Have You Been Paying Attention and selling out shows all around the world. I didn't really know her until recently when we shared a venue together at the Comedy Festival which, as we discover, is a lot like being in a long distance relationship. We discuss my Air BnB travel hack, Sashi's newfound love of quitting, singing in live comedy shows and always needing to be right. How To Do Everything is now on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I’m long overdue to have my beautiful boys BRETT BLAKE and NICK CAPPER on the podcast so I figured why not get ‘em in here together for a big catch-up over a couple of beers. We chat about having a perfect day on the weed edibles, learning to drive on a farm, the mortifying audition tapes of us that exist in a warehouse somewhere and how Brett and I narrowly avoided getting bashed in a McDonalds on the side of a freeway. How To Do Everything is now on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week I'm joined by LIZZY HOO! She's hosted the Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala and appeared on Have You Been Paying Attention? among many, many other things. How many of these achievements were on her personal Bingo Card that she keeps every year? We chat about drafting difficult texts and e-mails in the notes app as a form of therapy, rewarding the small victories, nostalgia concerts and how Lizzy failed so badly at a TV quiz that she had to be fed the answers.How To Do Everything is now on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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