LuAnna: The Podcast

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'I think Christmas should be at the end of January'

2026-04-0601:13:23

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: We love a hymn, why Easter might actually beat Christmas, Anna has another interesting massage, Lu brings an air fryer banana breakfast reco, and a beach encounter story ends in total humiliation.Plus, a listener writes in with a relationship dilemma full of lies, deleted messages and crossed boundaries, teens would rather ask AI about periods than talk to their dads, and the girls are absolutely horrified by a dog with a taste for yeasty belly buttons.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Soiled Sunflowers, P*ssy pumps & Car Park Snacks

2026-04-0237:08

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: a Grandad gets smacked in the face with a very adult toy, supermarket car park snack people are celebrated, husbands are punished with unplugged keyboards and abandoned grocery deliveries, and the episode ends with a drunken balcony diarrhoea disaster and a rain-soaked mix-up with the wrong dead cat.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'Just call me Luisa the hypocrite'

2026-03-3001:35:581

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: A tangent about languages, bilingual kids and why speaking only English suddenly feels a bit embarrassing, Lu's decorators strike again, Imo's stalking Gordon Ramsay, and Anna's into history. Plus, an iPad confession, a listener writes in completely broken by solo parenting and burnout, MPs reject an under-16s social media ban, and the girls get extremely passionate about surprise nighttime poos.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Fizzy milk, Moon Cup Spillages & a Secret CenterParcs Operation.

2026-03-2634:58

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: a homemade porn discovery, ruining a husband’s coffee, Anna gets hooked on Among Us while pretending it’s “not appropriate”, a moon cup disaster, a fizzy pop tangent and we find out what Operation Roar is. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'Never has chlamydia felt so good'

2026-03-2301:21:10

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The girls reminisce about the feral glory days of clubbing, a family lunch descends into diarrhoea songs, there's a fake birthday for Enzo, a near A&E trip after a trip to the park, and a friend's terrifying cancer diagnosis turns out to be not quite so.Plus, Gen Z boys are worryingly getting more traditional about gender roles, a miracle baby is born from a transplanted womb, and the Weirdo of the Week contenders include a sentimental birth blood splatter and a woman who tidies her house in case she gets murdered.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Banging a Donkey, A Glass Cola Bottle Accident & Eating Nana

2026-03-1940:47

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: a gorgeous first-kiss love story 20 years in the making, nail varnish in someone’s nachos, another bin story involving a £500 dress, banging a donkey and an absolutely unhinged confession about accidentally eating Nana’s ashes.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

EXTRA HOT: What Louis Theroux’s Manosphere LEFT OUT!

2026-03-1741:21

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!Welcome to Luanna: EXTRA HOT, an extra bonus sprinkling of Luanna dropping as and when the tea is literally boiling and we cannot wait to talk about it.On this episode, Anna and Lu get real about Louis Theroux's shocking new Netflix documentary Inside the Manosphere.We chat the realities of a world influenced by a sinister algorithm, Anna's surprising connection to the world of the manosphere and what we can do to protect young boys (and girls).Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

"I'm celebrating that he's died"

2026-03-1601:14:22

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The girls record from Global HQ, Lu is back from Dubai and gives a candid update, we get into the chaos of media narratives, a juicy listener dilemma involving a fresh divorce and a very flirty female best friend, and the recco secco serves up a tv show, a drink and a powerful memoir.Plus, Ian Huntley is dead, a woman in Thailand is happily dating identical twins (do they have identical todgers?), and don't give Lu water in a can.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Stretch and Seal, Swearing in front of Grandma & a Dental Nurse Confession

2026-03-1226:36

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Savage petty revenge, a child rolling around in human ashes, sweary kids exposing their parents, a properly creepy ghost story, and two outrageous confessions involving a mystery workplace poo and a 14-year fake obsession with penguins.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'He left his wife for his own mother!'

2026-03-0901:00:271

**Please note this episode was recorded prior to the recent conflict in the Middle East.BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Anna shares that the finish line for the “granny pad” reno is finally in sight, Lu suffers a deeply humiliating barre-class queef, and we hear about a traumatic colonic experience.Plus, kids are officially “dumber” than their parents, a man leaves his wife for his biological mother and robes are under the spotlight yet again in the Weirdo of the Weeeheeeeeeek(ah).GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Mum in the Bath, The Jacky P Debate & A Sims Sadist

2026-03-0528:08

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.NOTE: This episode was recorded prior to the recent conflict in the Middle EastOn this week’s Totally Extra: A mum and son getting far too intimate, two petty pollys involving dirty pants and a toolbox, an international wedding dilemma, stolen brown jeans, and a sadistic player of the Sims. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'Unless there’s a dead body in the bin. I’m not interested'

2026-03-0201:36:08

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Two WiFi engineers get into an actual barney in Lu’s Dubai house, bins are back in the chat (to Bec's disdain), Katherine Ryan’s facelift has Lu eyeing up York for a little “preventative tweak”, and a devastating update on Enzo’s fish… RIP Six Seven 🐟💔.Plus, a chaotic bedroom story, a truly heartbreaking dilemma from a listener who caught her husband cheating, again, via FaceTime, if there should be consequences for cheating outside a relationship, fake maternity fraud and a rant on airport queues.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Theatre Etiquette, Binfluencing & An Angry Pirate

2026-02-2631:231

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Theatre etiquette, binfluencing is taking off, an ode to the facebook group, an avocado cutter a few days too late, an angry pirate & a bad bad bad first kiss.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

EXTRA HOT: Andrew Mountbatten Windsor ARRESTED!

2026-02-2433:19

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!Welcome to Luanna: EXTRA HOT, an extra bonus sprinkling of Luanna dropping as and when the tea is literally boiling and we cannot wait to talk about it.On this first episode, the girls gather for an emergency episode as the news broke that the Former Prince Andrew has been arrested, and absolutely everyone has an opinion. This is one of those 'where were you when you heard?' moments.We chat what the arrest actually means, the King's icy statement, and how this could change the royal family forever. The girls unpack public anger, power, privilege, conspiracy theories, Epstein rabbit holes, and why people are officially fed up with the untouchable staying untouched.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'I want to know... Did they have to diffuse it UP HIS A**?!'

2026-02-2301:28:48

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: leap years are officially cancelled, Anna reveals her intense encounter with broadcasting royalty Sir Trevor McDonald (including future death-post planning), and Lu is forced into a full financial intervention after Andrew discovers her spending.Plus, an update on a listener navigating family wedding dilemma, an honest chat about the realities of step-parenting and blended families, the most disgusting period-sex story we’ve ever heard involving a tampon, and a glass of mead, and we're chatting a negative child tax and another man who's put a bomb up his bottom.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: P*ssy Palace, The WORST First Kiss & Dad's liking Bonnie Blue

2026-02-1927:23

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Getting a scouring pad for Christmas, being called into the Head's office cause your daughter's been singing about p*ssies, Doo Wop & Data, a hideous first kiss & finding out your family's been liking interesting things on Instagram.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'If you were on the jury, what would your verdict have been?'

2026-02-1601:26:441

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Becs gets her first bit of hate, Anna's being a fart-hypocrite in Tenerife, Lu's being "Miss Markle" (read Marple) in Dubai, there's a phallic icecream, a story about giving a blowie to Darth Vader and we talk about if politics is worth losing a friend over.Plus, we deep dive into the case of Lucy Letby after the Netflix documentary recently came out, we crown our next weirdo of the week, Imo has a small pop at the listeners andGRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Body Counts, Videocalls in the Changing room & a Special Hedgehog

2026-02-1231:17

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Videocalls in the changing room, constant food deliveries to the wrong house, unintentionally working for M&S, body counts, the most disgusting rate my fart we've ever had and a spirit channelling hedgehog. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'How dare they experiment with somebody like this?'

2026-02-0901:05:40

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: the girls tackle dry winter bodies, reveal summer holiday plans, Anna becomes the new poster girl for HRT, a listener faces some red flags around money and power in her relationship and the most memorable Valentine's story involving roleplay and a BB gun.Plus, Roblox does something right for child safety, an sad update, we crown another truly unhinged Weirdo of the Week and Apple subscriptions get it in the ear from Lu.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Scrub Daddies, "Homemade" Brownies & Liquid Fingers

2026-02-0522:48

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: a Scrub Daddy that’s been gifted for three years straight, a PSA on how to flush a toilet with a bucket, learner drivers crawling at 26mph, being petty-pollied by a stranger.Also, forcing your partner to socialise, an icebreaker that spirals into money-making fantasies, and fake homemade brownies exposed.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Comments (34)

Holli Lennon

why oh WHY does she interrupt Anna SO MUCHHHHHH. couldn't listen after 10 minutes

Sep 22nd

Dave

that voice could cut glass!

Feb 5th

Carly Miles

Pussy 😂

Feb 1st

Sally Hazel Cavanagh

love love love PUSSY :D

Jan 30th

Faye Smith

Rapids Wedgie

Nov 12th

Michelle Finesilver

Rapids Wedgy #IYKYK

Nov 2nd

Rapids wedgie 😂 #IYKYK

Nov 1st

Sharon Davies

rapid wedgie

Oct 30th

botty or boards

Oct 24th

Stef Butternuts Thomas

#cultlufanian!! Botty or Board!! BEST POD OUT THERE!!

Kerry Taylor Stevenson

Love it guys xxx

Mar 3rd

hayley purkiss

love you guys !! you get me though mum life with a smile XXX

May 29th

Art Sh

Luisa's accents are really annoying and make me not want to listen

Apr 28th

Raver Wright

my dad was in the army and tell us they all used to wear tights for warmth! hope he doesn't still do it now he's a civilian

Oct 19th

Sarah Dean

absolutely bloody loved this, massive fan of Russel he's like a Male version of Luisa. he should pop onto the pod every few months :) throughly enjoyed this thanks guys x

Jul 7th

ID16527298

Loving the new Luanna!!! So glad your back. My friend introduced me to loose lips late 2019, and I have binged on all the episodes. Looking forward to seeing you on tour at Knebworth ❤️

Feb 28th

Hannah L

This is my favourite ever podcast! Was gutted when I realised you weren't on Loose Lips anymore but thank goodness for Luanna! I actually look forward to a Monday mornings now 😂 I love that you discuss real hard hitting matters and the support and advice you offer your listeners is awesome. I've laughed and cried listening to this pod. I bloody love it! thanks ladies for one of the favourite parts of my week!xxx

Feb 26th

Summer Hawkins

So flipping excited you girls are back!! You get me through the best and worst days in my weeek!!! The best pod about 🙏🏼🙏🏼 cannot wait to see you on tour too💞

Feb 6th

Siâny P

Yessss! you are BACK!! It was a dark, lonely, unfunny time without you girlies!! just love the podcast. you two just make me laugh out loud....I love the honesty, TMI and laughter each episode brings!! ❤

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