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TOTALLY EXTRA: Theatre Etiquette, Binfluencing & An Angry Pirate

2026-02-2631:49

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Theatre etiquette, binfluencing is taking off, an ode to the facebook group, an avocado cutter a few days too late, an angry pirate & a bad bad bad first kiss.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

EXTRA HOT: Andrew Mountbatten Windsor ARRESTED!

2026-02-2433:19

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!Welcome to Luanna: EXTRA HOT, an extra bonus sprinkling of Luanna dropping as and when the tea is literally boiling and we cannot wait to talk about it.On this first episode, the girls gather for an emergency episode as the news broke that the Former Prince Andrew has been arrested, and absolutely everyone has an opinion. This is one of those 'where were you when you heard?' moments.We chat what the arrest actually means, the King's icy statement, and how this could change the royal family forever. The girls unpack public anger, power, privilege, conspiracy theories, Epstein rabbit holes, and why people are officially fed up with the untouchable staying untouched.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'I want to know... Did they have to diffuse it UP HIS A**?!'

2026-02-2301:28:48

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: leap years are officially cancelled, Anna reveals her intense encounter with broadcasting royalty Sir Trevor McDonald (including future death-post planning), and Lu is forced into a full financial intervention after Andrew discovers her spending.Plus, an update on a listener navigating family wedding dilemma, an honest chat about the realities of step-parenting and blended families, the most disgusting period-sex story we’ve ever heard involving a tampon, and a glass of mead, and we're chatting a negative child tax and another man who's put a bomb up his bottom.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: P*ssy Palace, The WORST First Kiss & Dad's liking Bonnie Blue

2026-02-1927:23

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Getting a scouring pad for Christmas, being called into the Head's office cause your daughter's been singing about p*ssies, Doo Wop & Data, a hideous first kiss & finding out your family's been liking interesting things on Instagram.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Introducing: Up To Speed

2026-02-1801:56

Lufanians, if you love gossip, scandal and rivalries - we’ve got a podcast we think you’ll love!Step inside sport’s greatest soap opera, Formula One, with a brand-new podcast Up To Speed. Hosted by Drive to Survive star Will Buxton, racing driver-turned-broadcaster Naomi Schiff, 13-time Grand Prix winner David Coulthard, and F1 content creator Jolie Sharpe.Expect razor-sharp reaction, behind-the-scenes insight, blockbuster interviews and answers to the questions you’ve always wanted to ask! With their deep knowledge, expert analysis and infectious love for racing, Will, Naomi, DC & Jolie dive into the stories that matter - on and off the track.It’s fast-paced, unfiltered and full of the gossip that keeps the paddock buzzing.They’ll react to the weekend's race drama every Monday. On Thursday they’ll deep dive into the biggest stories of the week. Watch and listen to episode 1 now on Global Player, YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts.

'If you were on the jury, what would your verdict have been?'

2026-02-1601:26:441

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Becs gets her first bit of hate, Anna's being a fart-hypocrite in Tenerife, Lu's being "Miss Markle" (read Marple) in Dubai, there's a phallic icecream, a story about giving a blowie to Darth Vader and we talk about if politics is worth losing a friend over.Plus, we deep dive into the case of Lucy Letby after the Netflix documentary recently came out, we crown our next weirdo of the week, Imo has a small pop at the listeners andGRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Body Counts, Videocalls in the Changing room & a Special Hedgehog

2026-02-1231:17

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Videocalls in the changing room, constant food deliveries to the wrong house, unintentionally working for M&S, body counts, the most disgusting rate my fart we've ever had and a spirit channelling hedgehog. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'How dare they experiment with somebody like this?'

2026-02-0901:05:40

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: the girls tackle dry winter bodies, reveal summer holiday plans, Anna becomes the new poster girl for HRT, a listener faces some red flags around money and power in her relationship and the most memorable Valentine's story involving roleplay and a BB gun.Plus, Roblox does something right for child safety, an sad update, we crown another truly unhinged Weirdo of the Week and Apple subscriptions get it in the ear from Lu.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Scrub Daddies, "Homemade" Brownies & Liquid Fingers

2026-02-0522:48

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: a Scrub Daddy that’s been gifted for three years straight, a PSA on how to flush a toilet with a bucket, learner drivers crawling at 26mph, being petty-pollied by a stranger.Also, forcing your partner to socialise, an icebreaker that spirals into money-making fantasies, and fake homemade brownies exposed.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'My 97 year old Granddad had erection gel in his bedside table'

2026-02-0201:21:161

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: the girls record in their PJs after a sleepover, the start of our OnlyFeet content, Lu reveals her very bougie plans for her 40th in St Barths (kids very much not invited) and Anna shares what might be her lowest-ever moment involving a massage, a leaking nipple and a pair of black jeans.Plus, the girls debate friendship politics, a listener discovers her 97-year-old granddad’s stiff gel and saucy DVDs, another wrestles with the guilt of moving abroad and we dive into haunted cottages. Oh, and Lu ISN'T AN AIRBNB.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Naked for 3 Seconds, Itchy Revenge & A Shower Hose Session

2026-01-2919:37

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Washing a kids blanket out of revenge, the return of rate my fart, a nude vs butt plug would you rather, knowing about an affair, getting jiggy with a shower hose & who is Richard Ryan?Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'I think he's basically an entitled little f***er'

2026-01-2601:22:22

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Anna's back on Celebs Go Dating, Lu's missing her little Crumble and is getting into her dog mum era, Anna can't do Year 4 maths, Imo's defending cryptic crosswords and Anna's trying to make 'binfluencing' a thing.Plus, cuddling your boyfriend's dad's boxers, Steven Bartlett's in hot water, the Brooklyn Beckham debacle, we announce weirdo of the MONTH and Lu's ranting about fridge etiquette.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Auntie Cl*t, Favourite Birds & Straddling the Kitchen Sink

2026-01-2228:52

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Break lights, a wall paper petty polly, an old lass flapping a tit out, favourite birds, auntie clit, we text our other halves nonsense and a potentially illegal burial. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'They don't do enough!'

2026-01-1901:01:01

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Our Becks is engaged, we chat weddings, Luanna taking on the Gladiators, Lu's obsession with her new pup, advice for a lady at a big crossroads in her relationship and when kids say the funniest things.Plus, the Grok AI debacle, a push for SMA screenings, period baths and Lu's belt w*nkers rant takes on another form.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: First Snogs, Tampon Hiding & A Shock for a Midwife

2026-01-1525:111

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: A mum who's a bit too close for comfort, Anna's alternative name, showing your fanny to your midwife by accident, first snogs & omegle memories,.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'I don't know how I feel about this...'

2026-01-1256:07

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Reno updates, a double reco seco for all those in need of organisation in their lives, a wedgie injury from a horse called Pussy, self esteem help and when your child shows their teacher your backside.Plus, scrapping jury trials, Kate Winslet denies having 'nepo babies' and two pretty weird weirdos... googling random peoples' addresses anyone?GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Natures D*** Pics, Sex with your Ex's Cousin & a Cabinet full of the "Nation's Secrets"

2026-01-0827:44

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: A bunch of your Christmas shit gifts including a penis themed calendar, some plug covers and a doorstop, a mansplanation of pockets in pyjamas, help for a lady whose partner doesn't like holidays, a special cabinet you need to have signed the Secrets Act to open, and two tales of revenge shagging. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'I grabbed an old man's b******s!'

2026-01-0501:12:30

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: We're slap bang into a new year with the same old Luannimo. Lu's in Dubes and has a new puppy, Anna's in la chapelle and grabbed a man's ball bag on the rapids in Centerparcs and Imo's gone all high brow on us and is now into cryptic crosswords. See? New Year, Old Us.Plus, the Kardashians Kontroversial Kristmas, chaos in Subway, advice for a mum with red flags flying around her daughter's boyfriend, a cruise hook up with a twist and an interesting period related would you rather.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Introducing: Live And Let Dyers

2026-01-0301:00:27

Because you love LuAnna we think you'll enjoy this from Live and Let Dyers!Danny Dyer and Joanne Mas put the world to rights.In this special episode, Jo and Dani get properly stuck into the big stuff — how they first got together, how they’ve stayed together through the chaos of life, work and family, and what they really think is the secret to a relationship that’s gone the distance. Expect honesty, laughs, and a few home truths along the way.There’s also a game from Eggs, where Jo is put to the test and has to guess whether some of Danny’s quotes are actually real… or completely made up.

TOTALLY EXTRA: Our 'Liiiifecoach' moment

2026-01-0134:32

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Every year we make predictions and aspirations for the next year... did ours from last year come true? And we make more for this new year, plus add our 'In the bin' list to the roster. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Comments (34)

Holli Lennon

why oh WHY does she interrupt Anna SO MUCHHHHHH. couldn't listen after 10 minutes

Sep 22nd

Dave

that voice could cut glass!

Feb 5th

Carly Miles

Pussy 😂

Feb 1st

Sally Hazel Cavanagh

love love love PUSSY :D

Jan 30th

Faye Smith

Rapids Wedgie

Nov 12th

Michelle Finesilver

Rapids Wedgy #IYKYK

Nov 2nd

Rapids wedgie 😂 #IYKYK

Nov 1st

Sharon Davies

rapid wedgie

Oct 30th

botty or boards

Oct 24th

Stef Butternuts Thomas

#cultlufanian!! Botty or Board!! BEST POD OUT THERE!!

Kerry Taylor Stevenson

Love it guys xxx

Mar 3rd

hayley purkiss

love you guys !! you get me though mum life with a smile XXX

May 29th

Art Sh

Luisa's accents are really annoying and make me not want to listen

Apr 28th

Raver Wright

my dad was in the army and tell us they all used to wear tights for warmth! hope he doesn't still do it now he's a civilian

Oct 19th

Sarah Dean

absolutely bloody loved this, massive fan of Russel he's like a Male version of Luisa. he should pop onto the pod every few months :) throughly enjoyed this thanks guys x

Jul 7th

ID16527298

Loving the new Luanna!!! So glad your back. My friend introduced me to loose lips late 2019, and I have binged on all the episodes. Looking forward to seeing you on tour at Knebworth ❤️

Feb 28th

Hannah L

This is my favourite ever podcast! Was gutted when I realised you weren't on Loose Lips anymore but thank goodness for Luanna! I actually look forward to a Monday mornings now 😂 I love that you discuss real hard hitting matters and the support and advice you offer your listeners is awesome. I've laughed and cried listening to this pod. I bloody love it! thanks ladies for one of the favourite parts of my week!xxx

Feb 26th

Summer Hawkins

So flipping excited you girls are back!! You get me through the best and worst days in my weeek!!! The best pod about 🙏🏼🙏🏼 cannot wait to see you on tour too💞

Feb 6th

Siâny P

Yessss! you are BACK!! It was a dark, lonely, unfunny time without you girlies!! just love the podcast. you two just make me laugh out loud....I love the honesty, TMI and laughter each episode brings!! ❤

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