Humor Me... Podcast

Four of Swords—collaboration is keySeven of Cups—it requires balance of yourself and what is beyondQueen of Wands—ride, honor and accept all that comes your way, especially emotions, they demand to be felt until they are This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elizabethkelsey.substack.com

Sometimes you just need to sit on the floor and talk to the people, sometimes you need to lay on the shower floor, staring into the abyss. Both are okay. You will be, too. I hate discrediting our gloom as something in the sky, however, ‘tis a New Moon in Cancer, so that could be it. Let’s just sit for a bit and talk it out. I love ya sis. Thank you for your eyes, or ears, in this wild wild world of the internet. I am glad you chose to hang out with me for a lil bit. Below are some cool links to check out!Operation Olive Branch One Click EmailCode Pink Action PageFind Your Reps"Abortion Everyday" by Jessica ValentiOperation Olive Branch GoFundMeNational Parks Conservation AssociationThanks for reading Humor Me...! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elizabethkelsey.substack.com

Inspired by a talk with a new friend where I got self conscious about being misunderstood while I shared a bit about myself. It’s funny the ways we worry others will judge us, before they even have the chance. I have seen many, many musicals; a small percentage have been on Broadway. They were wonderful, but 9 times out of 10 it’s the small time productions that steal my heart. Perhaps it isn’t the value we put into an experience, but the vibe we get out of it.Thank you so much for being here and sharing in this journey with me. I am so grateful for your love. Below I am providing a slew of resources for you to check out! Go in peace and kindness friend. OOB One Click Email CampaignOOB GoFundMeCode Pink's Action PageFind Your Reps"Abortion Everyday" by Jessica ValentiNational Parks Conservation AssociationThanks for reading Humor Me...! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elizabethkelsey.substack.com

Hey, Hi, Hello, humor me….and join me for a bit of magic and some conversation. I a working on exercising my voice, something I think we all deserve to do a bit more. We are trusting ourselves moving forward. We are leaving behind what holds us back, what we have outgrown, what no longer aligns. We are not taking ourselves too seriously, the cardinal sin. Tarot Deck: Sirius TarotThank you for being here in this space with me. Thank you for your time and your energy, I promise I feel the love. Below I have attached some links to resources for you moving forward. Be kind always, be patient when you can, never be someone you are not. Operation Olive Branch One-Click Email CampaignCode Pink's Action Page"Abortion Everyday" by Jessica ValentiFind Your Representatives5CallsThe People's Forum: Political Education PageThanks for reading Humor Me...! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elizabethkelsey.substack.com

A conversation with your friend about why sharing your thoughts, stories, and ideas isn’t just something we like to do, it is something we vitally need to do. Reach out to one another and connect. We are all one! Thank you for being here and listening to “The Humor Me…” Podcast. Below is a myriad of links to resources, as well as different opportunities to share with those in need of assistance. GoFundMe to Help Munir and Her FamilyGoFundMe to Save Many and His ChildrenGoFundMe to Help with Fadi's Son's Medical ExpensesGoFundMe to Help Save Mohammad and his FamilyGoFundMe to Help Bsmala Escape GenocideGoFundMe to Help Save Aya in GazaOperation Olive Branch's One-Click Email CampaignCode Pink's Action Page"Abortion Everyday" by Jessica ValentiEcoGather HomepageFind My Representatives5 CallsParty for Socialism and LiberationThanks for reading Humor Me...! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elizabethkelsey.substack.com

To say the creative flow has been stalled would be the understatement of the year, which seems absurd to claim since it is only February. The weird thing though, it’s not just the creative flow that seems to feel static. Perhaps it’s just me, but it feels like the collective world energy took a deep breathe and hasn’t let it go. And I am starting to lose my breath. As always, I will tap into our creative love to restart my heart and help me catch up.Anyone else only see the part of the Super Bowl where Zul-Qarnain Nantambu brought out the Palestinian and Sudanese flags!? The world is quite literally on fire and sometimes it feels helpless, it is not. Every little bit helps. Even just shares. They aren’t “just” shares. Knowledge is freedom. Speak out and speak loud.GoFundMe to Help Save Bsmala's FamilyGoFundMe to Help Save Aya's Family in GazaGoFundMe to Help Save Wafa's Family in GazaGoFundMe to Help Save Munir's Family in GazaGoFundMe to Help Save Hany's Family in GazaGoFundMe to Help with Fadi's Son's Medical Expenses in GazaGoFundMe to Help Save Mohammad's Family in GazaOperation Olive Branch One-Click Email CampaignCode Pink's Take Action PageStay Up to Date on Reproductive Health in the U.S. EcoGathering WebsiteFind Your RepresentativesSupport Migrant Farm WorkersSupport Incarcerated FirefightersPSL: Party for Socialism and LiberationThanks for reading Humor Me...! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elizabethkelsey.substack.com

First episode and it’s my thirtieth birthday, what more could go right??If you are here and reading/listening to this, first of all thank you. I have so much love for you for allowing me space to exist in this world. I find it impossible to do so without also mentioning those who are unable to speak for themselves in this world that is on fire. Everywhere. It constantly feels like we are being pulled in every direction, remember a little is a lot and intention is everything. Below are some links for donation and resources for you.GoFundMe for Wafa's Family in GazaGoFundMe for Munir and Her Family in GazaHelp Save Hany's Family in GazaGoFundMe to Help Support Fadi's Son's Medical BillsGoFundMe to Help Save Mohammed's Family in GazaGoFundMe to Help Save Bsmala and Her Family in GazaGoFundMe to Help Save Aya and Her Family in GazaOperation Olive Branch's One-Click Email Campaign Code Pink's Action PagePlanned Parenthood: Find an Abortion CenterEcoGathering WebsiteFind Your Representatives Support the LAFDSupport Migrant Farm WorkersSupport Incarcerated FirefightersThanks for reading Humor Me...! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elizabethkelsey.substack.com

Low quality video, sure, but high quality moment. I have started sneaking out of bed early and stealing the morning hours for myself. Today I was ahead on the chores I had planned to do and I was waiting for the babe and the baby to wake up I was just admiring life in this moment and feeling overwhelmed with gratitude. So I grabbed a video and wanted to share it with you.I didn’t always enjoy waking up early in the morning. I did, however, love staying up until the morning. In fact it was a game I played with myself, seeing how little sleep I could survive on. Or well, sleep at night. I claimed it was because I was a night owl, but I have since learned a phrase that I think fits more accurately. Revenge sleep procrastination. It’s an ADHD thing. I hate diagnoses and labels and all of that shit, but I for sure 100% have ADHD. Being aware and medicated definitely has helped because now I can wake up at 04:30a.m. and water the garden as the sun comes up, simply because I am able to. For those concerned: I go to bed around 08:00p.m. and get at least one nap a day, I am sleeping plenty; plus my sleep is better because I can function and am no longer having nightmares. So here I am for the first time in my life not only up early in the morning, but dare I say ahead on tasks for the day and not anxious or over thinking or trying to disassociate from reality. Naturally, I did what any functioning adult does and spent some quality time with myself. Self care. I want to emphasize intentional self care, fueled by radical self love. My absolute favorite activity. I wanted to share my process this morning with you:-Step 1: Pee&Hydrate. Maybe it sounds silly, but I romanticize it all and not only do I need to pee first thing every morning, I also love symbolism. So I get out of bed and flush out all that is left over from the night and day before. Then I grab a fresh glass of the iciest water I can concoct (personal preference) and whisper sweet nothings to it like “I am divinely guided and protected” and “I am grateful for the life source you are”. As I sip my newly high vibrational H20 I think about love flowing from the water all through my body. Splashing over every cell and dousing each molecule in liquid love. Be as corny and vividly positive in this piece of the morning and self care. I know it sounds like one of those annoying motivational life coach things to say “start your morning off right”, but sadly those annoying coaches learned from people who actually did the work. You really should strive to start your morning off right. I has been one of the biggest positive adjustments I have made to my morning routine. Results will be noticed immediately. *if you are a morning meds person I recommend doing that here too! Nonnegotiable essentials all fall under this step. Sometimes for me that means I take care of a baby first. -Step 2: Provide a treat for yourself. For me this means, pretty much every morning, a minute outside on the porch with my elegantly artistic water bong and organic grown cannabis listening to the echo of my hacking through the wild open fields. It could be a face mask if that’s more your style. Just something to show yourself you are grateful that you woke up today together still. You're physical, mental, emotional. All the parts of you that are here. -Step 3: Clear the bullshit. This is when I get the chores done. Usually a few dishes and bottles, emptying the dishwasher, laundry, any tasks that are hard to do with an 11 month old. This may not be how everyone’s brain functions, but for me if I have something to do I usually cannot do anything meaningful until the “need to do” is done. Unfortunately, before being medicated this meant needing to do things and instead aggressively leaving this world for the safety of my mind for as long as I can possibly avoid the responsibility. Not self care. Self sabotage. Bad. -Step 4: Meditate&Move. Perhaps my favorite piece of the secret to happiness puzzle. I usually move first. Slow, low impact, NOT exercise. Movement. Maybe a slow flow yoga session or a slow walk outside admiring the world around you. They kind of can be done together, too. I mediate while I water my garden! I usually will follow it up with a seated session as well. I think it is important to just meditate. It is kind of hard to just move though. At least for me. -Step 5: JOURNALING. Journaling is key to self care. It is key to life. I don’t care if it is just writing down thoughts on a scrap paper and throwing it out. Writing what is going through your mind is one of the best ways to work through difficult and confusing feelings. I promise. Another thing that maybe sounds too simple or cliche to be true, but it is. You need to journal. You need to get it out. Your body needs to flush out its toxins, so does your mind!The video above I shot as I finished my journaling session this morning. I journaled deeply about a painful experience I am working through with some friends. I put my feelings of hurt, grief, wanting to be understood, wanting to apologize on paper, then I closed the journal and took a deep breath. When I released my inhale I felt a discerning feeling wash over me. My bodies, all my parts, came together to affirm that I did the right thing. That things happen that challenge us, but we must keep moving forward. I am safe, I am caring for myself. It was genuine moment of peace cultivated by me listening to all of the pieces of me and providing their desires as I was capable.It isn’t an easy skill to learn necessarily, the ability to listen to all levels of yourself, but if you start I promise it will get easier. Don’t put pressure on it. Follow your gut. Listen to just you. You are the only one who really knows you.I am the only one who really knows me. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elizabethkelsey.substack.com