Fin vs History
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For people who like history but don't care what actually happened.
Join comedians Fin Taylor and Horatio Gould as they guess/explain every event in human history, from Neanderthals to 9/11.
Guaranteed to give you an entirely new and incorrect perspective on world events.
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Nothing says “I’m not a paedophile” like religion, charity, and a group of young boys.
General Gordon (Part Two)
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Chapters:
00:00: Charitable paedophile
05:50: The great boy lover
10:05: A chinese fez
15:22: World’s fattest woman
18:39: Charlie’s a paedophile
23:51: The bad slaves
26:03: Bunda tree
29:44: The early Dr Grumpikins
33:56: Let’s send Beckham
36:52: Sonic orgasm chair
39:01: Filibustering the nile
44:17: lsis be isising
46:32: One all
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Introducing General Gordon: where there is war, there is a closeted gay man.
General Gordon (Part One)
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Chapters:
00:00: The British Anthony Bourdain
04:55: Put your twat away
07:40: The diarrhea years
11:17: Imperial pomp
14:13: Greek Harvey Price
16:51: Walkies!
20:35: Konnichibosh
24:47: Ching & Chong dynasty
29:05: Physical anglophobia
33:47: Spanking Chinese Botties
36:19: Spank the gentle parent
39:30: All the wangs
43:35: Two chebs & a cheeb
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Who better to cause England's 9/11 than Scotland's very own Bin Laden?
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Chapters:
00:00: Battle of Shit Bridge
04:24: Beard to Beard
08:07: Shit time to be a horse
12:46: Belly button bhindi
14:56: The English 9/11
17:38: A slur for the English
20:51: Death of Andy Murray
25:31: Crossbow to the cock
30:39: A non binary executioner
35:37: The David Brent of Scotland
41:55: Scottish voudou
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William Wallace: Scotland’s Osama Bin Laden - who was the very tall angry man who incited England's 9/11?
William Wallace (Part 1)
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Chapters:
00:00: Scottish Epstein
05:52: Medieval dildos
08:31: Porridge and death
10:32: The Great High Five
14:35: Fishing for Sturgeon
17:04: Scottish Bin Laden
20:30: Tennis Tiger Mum
23:15: Pure Porridge Bunda
27:26: The Scottish Mujahideen
30:26: Scone Scoffing
33:16: Fin’s too horny
38:06: Deep fried roast
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Papa Doc’s back, immortal & bathing with the dead. How did the President for Life die after being reborn as a God?
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Chapters:
00:00 – A Lesbian and Dicktator
03:19 - Spiritual cross dressing
05:33 – Burgatory
09:59 – Just Poo it
12:34 – Papa for life
15:32 – The Vampire of the Caribbean
17:35 – International law can F*ck off
21:10 – The stinking sixties
22:53 – Papa Doc killed JFK
25:40 – Bathtime
28:20 – Kidnapping to get good customer service
31:13 – Dead guy in arrivals
36:43 – Public executions on Dave
38:09 – Steely Dan, MILFs and divorce tourism
42:03 – Scores on the doors
44:45 – Molesting yourself
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Coffee, Voudou & Lesbians - Haiti or Hackney? How one man went from doctor to dictator armed with nothing but folklore and a lesbian sidekick.
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00:00 – Island Gaddafi
04:00 – But first coffee
06:30 – Haiti is in the group of death
09:15 – Voodou revolt
11:20 – Supporting black business
13:25 – The worst people occupy the worst country
16:15 – Papa becomes a Doc
20:05 – Alan Akbar
22:45 – Reads one book and becomes a dictator
23:55 – Voodou sex doll (the
28:24 – 8 man coup
30:48 – Zombie gangsters
34:30 – Madam Adolphe
38:30 – No more Mr Normal guy
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Comic powerhouse Joanne McNally joins us to talk sex work from the Victorian era onwards, and also to act as the Pope’s representative on the Quickshot Launch Masturbator 3000
The History of Sex Work (Part 2/2)
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Chapters;
00:00 - serving c*nt
04:03 - Do you like neckbeards?
07:58 - He strumpets
11:17 - Arcane slurs
14:31 - Molly houses
16:12 - Mother Clap
21:24 - Victorian Prostitutes
24:03 - overrun with whores
27:59 - contagious diseases act
31:22 - Modern day sex work
34:22 - Victorian laws
36:14 - World War sex
40:37 - Wine and Women
44:20 - German prostitutes
47:52 - Chemical prophylactic
49:34 - Nazi brothels
54:48 -Pinophile
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For as long as there have been fat ugly men, there have been women who charge to have sex with them. But who knew it was us free-loving, sexually liberated brits who invented all the stigma and shame?
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Chapters;
00:00 - Happy ending?
02:40 - Cockallation
06:42 - oldest profession
08:21 - The epic of Gilgamesh
10:01 - Gay sheep
12:30 - Shamhat the harlot
15:29 - Cumscription
20:57 - Ancient Greece
25:39 - When in Rome
28:57 - Lupanar
36:52 - Medieval brothels
39:18 - Cunny for your thoughts
41:44 - Gropecunt lane
45:01 - Cucks
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By mummy’s third term she’s so high on her own supply that she thinks teaching kids about homosexuality will give them AIDS and decides taxing people for being poor is a great idea
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 - Mummy’s last term
03:36 - Mystery Bum disease
08:50 - Gaydemic
15:15 - X-Thachtor
16:50 - Don’t die of ignorance
18:26 - Section 28
23:18 - Poll Tax
28:04 - Tories turn on Thatcher
31:42 - Mummy’s gone mad
34:47 - Miner stroke
37:28 - Ding Dong
40:02 - Thatcher’s Legacy
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For too long, Britain’s communities had been indulging in a weird fetish for digging burnt toast out the ground whilst blacked up- so having defeated the Argies, Thatcher has a new target in her sights
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 - This lady’s not for cumming
03:59 - What is coal?
09:39 - The Miners
12:43 - The Battle of Orgreave
15:56 - Scargill, Thatcher in blackface
20:28 - History of coal
23:43 - Paddy McGee
27:53 - Aftermath of the bomb
31:34 - Arming the Khmer Rouge
35:04 - Opening the bottle of Pinochet
37:10 - The Queen Vs Thatcher
41:16 - Apartheid
43:13 - The Big Bang
47:06 - 2008 Finance crisis
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The British land on West Falkland and the land war begins, fighting hand-to-hand combat over terrain built for lesbians, until finally, 1800 islanders and half a million sheep are free
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 All roads lead to the Falklands
05:39 The final offensive
08:19 Boots on the ground
14:45 Boggy terrain
16:43 Lesbian Devision
17:59 Airpedos
23:00 The Battle of Goose Green
25:13 Yomping
27:54 Night time fighting
29:32 The Battle of Mount Harriet
31:57 Ear trophies
34:58 Surrender
38:45 Victory for mummy
43:51 Guilt free war
46:38 Rejoice
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Thatcher starts performing as a Drag King Winston Churchill and unleashes the British Task Force, armed to the teeth with cutouts of Page 3 Models.
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 - It’s War!
05:38 - Deploy the our boys
8:42 - The Empire Strikes Belly
14:11 - The Country get behind mummy
18:48 - Freedomo Flotilla
21:27 - The Andrew formally known as Prince
27:59 - A War Fine
31:20 - The Sun misjudge the vibe
38:25 - The French get involved
41:11 - Operation Narwal
44:33 - Old man goin home!
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Mummy’s premiership is on the brink, when a fascist invasion of a Model Village on our very very southern border brings Mags a path to redemption
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 - WWII (reprise)
08:16 - Britain’s Southern border
10:31 - The History of Falklands
14:45 - Argentina’s Daddy issues
18:10 - Permanent DofE
21:20 - Military Junta
27:33 - Giving it the biggun
29:22 - The Whisky General
37:24 - Don’t mess with the British Antarctica Survey
39:35 - Flicked Mummy’s tit
41:43 - Operation Rosario
43:50 - Governor Hunt
46:06 - Radio DJ live streams the invasion
49:03 - Mummy lets the dads loose
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In 1979 Britain had unemployment fever, and then Margaret Mummy Thatcher came along and gave us so much calpol we OD’d.
Part 1 of 6
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 - Mummy’s home
06:53 - Margret Hilda Roberts
11:45 - Thatchers woke dad
15:13 - Dangerously self-opinionated
18:05 - The flood gates have opened
21:13 - Milk snatcher
24:50 - Thatcher as party leader
27:06 - Iron Lady
31:22 - First female PM, are you wet?
35:43 - Britain be shopping
39:43 - Thatcherism
45:32 - Bobby Sands
49:02 - Ronnie and Mags
51:46 - Not looking good until…
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Ludwig van Beethoven: the thinking incel's composer. How did a smelly, almost certainly autistic virgin come to produce music still listened to today?
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Chapters;
00:00 OG keyboard warrior05:00 Permanently smug10:48 Auxtistic14:41 Germany were romantic17:05 Teen years22:53 Beethovens got no Riz28:31 Blue balled to funk33:31 Spunk coming out of his ears38:15 Da Da Da Dymmm40:26 Creepy uncle42:47 Burning the files45:48 9th Symphony (Ode to a Young boy)48:19 Music bump51:11 Für Elise
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Amadeus Mozart: The child genius, responsible for the some of the greatest music humanity ever produced, as well as what can only be described as an ode to rimming. He was Austrian, after all.
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Chapters;
00:00 Fruity wigs
06:21 Ass and titties08:48 He/Hyms12:45 Tiger mum 16:52 Austria-Netherlands 20:02 Mozart on Tour 25:39 Castrati 30:49 Mozart goes freelance 34:41 Scatology 40:03 Symphony No. 4041:55 The Requiem 48:02 Freud again
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The Mafia (part 2) | W.O.P.
Having been smashed by Mussolini, the Mafia rebuild in Prohibiton America, but not before they’ve given the Statue of Liberty a good goosing
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The Mafia (Part 1) | Natural Born Killers Who Kiss Their Mum On The Mouth
What was it about 19th Century Sicily that allowed greasy mummies’ boys to form the most notorious organised crime syndicate in history?
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With dead dogs and Russian women floating through space, the American Nazis at Nasa start to pull ahead in the contest to land man on the moon- but not before the Zambian Space Programme enters the race.
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CHAPTERS:
CHAPTERS:
00:00 - One Small Dick For Him
05:08 - Astronauts are Boring
10:37 - Prostate’s Knackered
16:10 - First Woman in Space
20:15 - Spacewalking & Spacedogging
25:05 - Clangers Land Acknowledgement
29:40 - Dark Horse of the Space Race
34:03 - Apollo 7/8 and 9/11
37:11 - Posh Wanks in Space
40:17 - Man’s Greatest Achievement
44:51 - The Other Moon Landings
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As the 2nd World War drew to a close, the Nazis’ rocket programme would form the basis of Man’s quest to conquer space. But why is this always framed as a race between the USA and the USSR, when Hitler got there first?
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 - The Sauna of Nazi Science
06:55 - Rocket Botherer
10:25 - Hitler on Drums
14:12 - Cool/Nasty
22:40 - Operations Paper Clip
28:14 - Soviet Strap on
32:09 - Sputnik 1
36:47 - RIP Laika
43:10 - Make Mars Our Bin
49:01 - The Overview Effect
54:40 - Micropenis Learning Support
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I am become curry, destroyer of toilets! perfect
robot sir kill-a-lot....... epic!
port is left!
amazing sense of humor.
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"her front story is fucking horrific " my god!