Snarky in the Suburbs

We’ve got a Dear Snarky letter that’s a bridesmaid palooza chock-full of problems. My Peeve is major and it concerns the “Alpine Divorce. Y’all it’s scary and I can’t stop thinking about it. My Observation revolves around a study I’ve been conducting and it’s riveting – kind of. The Snarky Confession is a journey to the land of embarrassment. I share the time I got stuck inside a slide. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom. Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered

Welcome, Snarky Squad to a delicious podcast! The Dear Snarky letter is a tough one to answer. Is there ever a good time to tell your friend that her cosmetic surgery is atrocious? In the Peeve arena I go off on airports going off on their passengers. My Observations range from porta potties to portals and the confession from the Snarky Confessional will leave you hypnotized.For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom. Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Brace yourself for a Dear Snarky letter from a grandmother who is hell bent on thinking she knows best. Next up, I’ve a got a question of the day for you and it’s (drum roll please) do grudges improve the quality of your life? I think you can guess my answer. My observations are vast and plentiful from empty strip malls to an ode to florist. In the Snarky Confessional I share some sweet, sweet vindication.  For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered  

A “sleep divorce” gets nasty in the latest Dear Snarky letter. How nasty you ask? A husband throws a tantrum and gets himself a “sleep buddy.” My Peeve is very personal and once I share my issue I think you’ll understand. I have a handful of observations, and they all deal with red flags after only meeting someone for 30 seconds. Are they petty? Of course they are. In the Snarky Confession I'm going for the gold about my emotional relationship with the Olympics. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered  

Oh my, we’ve got some Valentine’s Day aftermath drama. I’ve got two letters and the last one is a real WTH? In the Peeve Department I’m a little put out about recycled Valentine goodies - specifically candy. There’s a story attached so yay for all of us. My Observation is salespeople disguised as repair technicians. The Snarky Confession from the sacred Snarky Confessional is the controversy over the songs my colon sings.  For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered 

Happy Valentine’s Day! In this podcast I’m showing my love for you by sharing two Dear Snarky letters. There’s a Valentine diss and a mother-in-law who’s giving off some treacherous vibes. In my Peeve it’s how every generation thinks that they invented motherhood.  In the Observation department we take a trip to the comment section where it’s not pretty but exceedingly petty. Brace yourself for the Snarky Confession. It’s absolutely my most embarrassing one to date and that’s saying something. Sorry, in advance. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered    

Y’all this is a wild rantastic episode. We start off with a Dear Snarky letter where a mom is actively trying to ruin her daughter’s wedding. WTH? The Peeve is a two-fer (you’re welcome) that goes deep on two things people say that make my blood boil. The Observations are equally verbose. I go off on lipsticks, gifts with purchase, spring fashions and facetiming at restaurants. In the Snarky Confessional it’s another pod where I confide a deep, dark secret and I can only hope you don’t judge me too harshly. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered   

You need to sit down for this Dear Snarky letter. It gave me chills. Much less dramatic is my Peeve and I’ve got a question for you. Does anyone watch the Oscars or Oscar nominated movies anymore? In the Observation arena it’s a triple rant from being called a savvy senior citizen, to being harassed over leaving business reviews, and oversharing your aches and pains. Pro tip a little goes a long way. The Snarky Confessional is one of shameful gluttony. Please try not to judge me too harshly. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered

Brace yourself for a letter that’s going to make you mad. Seriously, the unmitigated gall of some people! My Peeve is toxic mom groups but don’t worry I’m not going to rehash old news. I’m going biblical.  In the Observation department I take a detour to the new Netflix show "Members Only Palm Beach." This launches a discussion if it’s ever okay to criticize a woman’s appearance. Then I jump straight to the Snarky confessional where I share two possibly life changing decisions I’ve made. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.  

Y’all it’s my Podcast Anniversary! Hugs and kisses to all of you for watching/listening for one year. You’re the best!!!  In this episode I have an epic Dear Snarky Letter about grifter boomers. It's juicy and also includes an update. So, a delightful two-fer. My Peeve is adult children that want to tell their parents how to spend their money and spoiler alert it’s on them. My observation is super fun. We’re going deep on Wedding Trends for 2026 and some of them are just ridiculous. Then in the Snarky Confessional I share how I was disinvited from giving a presentation. How rude – right? Seriously, the nerve! For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.   

There’s a lot going on in the Snarky Universe! We’re kicking off 2026 with a Dear Snarky letter from a sad sack mother-in-law. She’s upset over how her daughter-in-law treats her but seems totally oblivious that it might be her fault. In the Peeve department, Lord have mercy, I fear “being nice” is endangered.  If you haven’t heard about or seen the “divorce effect” videos on social media, get ready for a deep dive and fresh from the Snarky Confessional will I be drummed out of my marriage???? For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.   

It’s a “New Year Same Old Snarky” podcast! Welcome 2026. We’re starting big with two Dear Snarky letters. One deals with great big happy families and the other is about an Elf of the Shelf freak. My Peeve is New Year’s Resolutions. Come on, who wants to start the New Year off with a guilt trip?I then move on to the yays and nays of the last month. Two words for you – “Buttercream Community.” The Snarky Confession is about two times in 2025 where I was fighting for my life in the losing my sanity category.  For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.  

Welcome to the first ever Snarky in the Suburbs Holiday Podcast! We have so much fun stuff to enjoy. The party kicks off with a good old fashioned bitch session about Holiday Newsletters/Social Media Posts. Then I ramp things up with my Peeve which is my total and complete hatred of Secret Santas. Giving my complaining a brief respite I share the three holiday activities that my family has banned. Saving the best for last,  I share my confession about an ill-fated holiday romance. Gasp! For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.   

First, I love y’all! Thank you so much for watching and listening to the pod this year. The biggest hugs and kisses to you. Now on to today’s episode. The Dear Snarky letter is something else. A brother is lying to his wife, like LYING, and a sister writes me to ask if she should let her sister-in-law know what the heck is going on. My Peeve is about not raising our daughters to be prepared for the worst. Next up, I have a lame observation and it’s all about “no worries.” It sounds dumb but I had words with two women over it. Finally, the Snarky Confession is all about when I lost my mind like had a legit emotional breakdown over a Christmas tree. 🎄 For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.  

Get ready for a Dear Snarky letter where I’m afraid some of you are going to whole heartedly disagree with my advice. Yikes! My Peeve is about my daughter letting me down. She took her dad to Home Goods for the very first time and he’s hooked. In the Observation department please people can we settle ourselves down over Christmas gifts? Finally in the Snarky Confession a tale of Christmas tree shopping and chopping. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered. 

Oh, my goodness I’m so happy to share this Snarky in the Suburbs Thanksgiving Special! It’s a cornucopia of yummy delight. The first course is three Classic Thanksgiving Dear Snarky letters with updates. Next up on the menu is my Peeve. It’s a delish take down of a “Little Miss Protocol.” The juicy entrée is my “Ode to Thanksgiving” where I share an insult from 35 years ago that I will never get over. The dessert is the Snarky Confession which is the tale of why I’m giving Thanksgiving the bird. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

The Dear Snarky letter is going to blow you away. A bride goes rogue and gives the world’s worst wedding toast that’s aimed to destroy a bridesmaid. Y’all I can’t stop thinking about it. In the Peeve it’s about people, cough, relatives that use the “no one knows how many holidays I have left” whine to get their own way or try to justify their less than delightful behavior. My Observation is fancy Thanksgivings – why? A salmon mousse is no sweet potato casserole – just saying. In the Snarky Confessional was there truth serum in my Diet Coke because I got a little wild with my stories. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

What would you do if a Christmas Cruise was ruined by a Debbie Downer Aunt? Imagine if you will a relative moaning and groaning for five days on the open seas and just killing the holiday  vibe That’s the Dear Snarky letter we’ll be going deep on. In the Peeve department what’s going on with people just hopping on social media and sharing what they hate about their spouse? If you’ve reached that level of loathing, I think it’s time for a divorce. My random thought is about all on the “poop doctors” on TikTok. It’s information overload that’s not colon friendly if you know what I mean. Get ready for a juicy Snarky Confession! It's Thanksgiving themed and is about the battle of the pies. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.  

You are not going to believe this Dear Snarky letter. A delightful grandma is getting some shady treatment from her daughter-in-law and I’m angry. Moving right along to the Peeve. Dear humanity, don't go barefoot on a plane especially when you’re next to me. My Observation is much more loving. It’s about the wonder of librarians. It’s followed by the Snarky Confession which is full of the wonder and awe about my vacation. Kidding. It’s about the people who annoyed me.  For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered. 

It’s a two Dear Snarky letter podcast! So, double the fun people. In the Peeve department I go off on let’s call it “experienced parents” butting into younger moms business. My observation is the four stages of discovering your pop culture I.Q. is at zero. The Snarky Confessional is the final stage of my autumnal journey which concludes with a trip to a Haunted House.  For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.