Snarky in the Suburbs

I’m so happy you’re here! We’re kicking off the pod with a Dear Snarky letter about a wedding redo. Yikes! Next up would have been my Peeve but I forget to do it (look for it in the next pod) and moved right on to my Observations. They range from the fact that I’m now elderly to buttercream frosting. My Confession is continuing with the Spring Break theme I started last week and involves what I’m going to call “The Incident at the Wave Pool.” For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.     

Oh, y’all we’re going to have so much fun! First up is a Dear Snarky letter about “Mom Sleepovers.” (Like why is that a thing?) My Peeve is about people who “say” they don’t gossip or listen to gossip. Puh-lease. Next, I’m totally obsessed with my Observation which is “Family Vacation Personality Types.” Trust me when I tell you I just scratched the surface. The Snarky Confessional involves a trip to a waterpark where I take a ride on the slide of humiliation.  For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered. 

I’ve got a wacky Dear Snarky letter where a mother thinks her daughter is a master manipulator. In the Peeve I discuss is it still a spring break if you don’t leave the city limits? The Observations go deepish on AI writing your wedding vows and why the 60+ set needs to back away from their iPads. My Confession is about being ditched and loving it. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered. 

OMG these kinds of Dear Snarky letters must stop! I’ve got another one from an older woman who I’m pretty sure is going to marry a grifter. In the Peeve department please be kind as I go off again about baking competitions. My Observation is goofy and it’s about psychics and the confession from the Snarky Confessional was a way to get me into going off, and I mean going off, on extended family vacations. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and KillerDance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in herschemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give tosomeone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

You asked for it and I’m trying to bring it – two Snarky podcasts a week. I was calling this a "Snarky Mini” - a snack size Snarky, if you will. But I blabbed too much so consider this maybe a small meal. We’ve got a Dear Snarky update so yay! I share my latest hypothesis that I’m calling the “Goldilocks Theory.” I’ve got more Alpine Divorce news and a wedding make-up artist has shared with me her six signs that a marriage won’t last. Spoiler alert – I do a debunk.  For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered 

We’ve got a Dear Snarky letter that’s a bridesmaid palooza chock-full of problems. My Peeve is major and it concerns the “Alpine Divorce. Y’all it’s scary and I can’t stop thinking about it. My Observation revolves around a study I’ve been conducting and it’s riveting – kind of. The Snarky Confession is a journey to the land of embarrassment. I share the time I got stuck inside a slide. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom. Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered

Welcome, Snarky Squad to a delicious podcast! The Dear Snarky letter is a tough one to answer. Is there ever a good time to tell your friend that her cosmetic surgery is atrocious? In the Peeve arena I go off on airports going off on their passengers. My Observations range from porta potties to portals and the confession from the Snarky Confessional will leave you hypnotized.For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom. Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Brace yourself for a Dear Snarky letter from a grandmother who is hell bent on thinking she knows best. Next up, I’ve a got a question of the day for you and it’s (drum roll please) do grudges improve the quality of your life? I think you can guess my answer. My observations are vast and plentiful from empty strip malls to an ode to florist. In the Snarky Confessional I share some sweet, sweet vindication.  For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered  

A “sleep divorce” gets nasty in the latest Dear Snarky letter. How nasty you ask? A husband throws a tantrum and gets himself a “sleep buddy.” My Peeve is very personal and once I share my issue I think you’ll understand. I have a handful of observations, and they all deal with red flags after only meeting someone for 30 seconds. Are they petty? Of course they are. In the Snarky Confession I'm going for the gold about my emotional relationship with the Olympics. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered  

Oh my, we’ve got some Valentine’s Day aftermath drama. I’ve got two letters and the last one is a real WTH? In the Peeve Department I’m a little put out about recycled Valentine goodies - specifically candy. There’s a story attached so yay for all of us. My Observation is salespeople disguised as repair technicians. The Snarky Confession from the sacred Snarky Confessional is the controversy over the songs my colon sings.  For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered 

Y’all this kind of Dear Snarky letter must stop! I’ve got another one from an older woman who I’m pretty sure is going to marry a grifter. In the Peeve department please be kind as I go off again about baking competitions. My Observation is goofy and it’s about psychics and the confession from the Snarky Confessional was a way to get me into going off, and I mean going off, on extended family vacations. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered 

Happy Valentine’s Day! In this podcast I’m showing my love for you by sharing two Dear Snarky letters. There’s a Valentine diss and a mother-in-law who’s giving off some treacherous vibes. In my Peeve it’s how every generation thinks that they invented motherhood.  In the Observation department we take a trip to the comment section where it’s not pretty but exceedingly petty. Brace yourself for the Snarky Confession. It’s absolutely my most embarrassing one to date and that’s saying something. Sorry, in advance. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered    

Y’all this is a wild rantastic episode. We start off with a Dear Snarky letter where a mom is actively trying to ruin her daughter’s wedding. WTH? The Peeve is a two-fer (you’re welcome) that goes deep on two things people say that make my blood boil. The Observations are equally verbose. I go off on lipsticks, gifts with purchase, spring fashions and facetiming at restaurants. In the Snarky Confessional it’s another pod where I confide a deep, dark secret and I can only hope you don’t judge me too harshly. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered   

You need to sit down for this Dear Snarky letter. It gave me chills. Much less dramatic is my Peeve and I’ve got a question for you. Does anyone watch the Oscars or Oscar nominated movies anymore? In the Observation arena it’s a triple rant from being called a savvy senior citizen, to being harassed over leaving business reviews, and oversharing your aches and pains. Pro tip a little goes a long way. The Snarky Confessional is one of shameful gluttony. Please try not to judge me too harshly. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered

Brace yourself for a letter that’s going to make you mad. Seriously, the unmitigated gall of some people! My Peeve is toxic mom groups but don’t worry I’m not going to rehash old news. I’m going biblical.  In the Observation department I take a detour to the new Netflix show "Members Only Palm Beach." This launches a discussion if it’s ever okay to criticize a woman’s appearance. Then I jump straight to the Snarky confessional where I share two possibly life changing decisions I’ve made. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.  

Y’all it’s my Podcast Anniversary! Hugs and kisses to all of you for watching/listening for one year. You’re the best!!!  In this episode I have an epic Dear Snarky Letter about grifter boomers. It's juicy and also includes an update. So, a delightful two-fer. My Peeve is adult children that want to tell their parents how to spend their money and spoiler alert it’s on them. My observation is super fun. We’re going deep on Wedding Trends for 2026 and some of them are just ridiculous. Then in the Snarky Confessional I share how I was disinvited from giving a presentation. How rude – right? Seriously, the nerve! For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.   

There’s a lot going on in the Snarky Universe! We’re kicking off 2026 with a Dear Snarky letter from a sad sack mother-in-law. She’s upset over how her daughter-in-law treats her but seems totally oblivious that it might be her fault. In the Peeve department, Lord have mercy, I fear “being nice” is endangered.  If you haven’t heard about or seen the “divorce effect” videos on social media, get ready for a deep dive and fresh from the Snarky Confessional will I be drummed out of my marriage???? For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.   

It’s a “New Year Same Old Snarky” podcast! Welcome 2026. We’re starting big with two Dear Snarky letters. One deals with great big happy families and the other is about an Elf of the Shelf freak. My Peeve is New Year’s Resolutions. Come on, who wants to start the New Year off with a guilt trip?I then move on to the yays and nays of the last month. Two words for you – “Buttercream Community.” The Snarky Confession is about two times in 2025 where I was fighting for my life in the losing my sanity category.  For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.  

It’s a podcast that brought me to tears. First, we’ve got a Dear Snarky letter that proves that it’s never easy parenting adult children. In the Peeve department can we discuss the epidemic of kids in adult spaces? My Observation is all about boomer bashers. I’m over it. AND my Confession makes me very happy and it even includes math. So, there’s something I thought I would never say. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered. 

Welcome to the first ever Snarky in the Suburbs Holiday Podcast! We have so much fun stuff to enjoy. The party kicks off with a good old fashioned bitch session about Holiday Newsletters/Social Media Posts. Then I ramp things up with my Peeve which is my total and complete hatred of Secret Santas. Giving my complaining a brief respite I share the three holiday activities that my family has banned. Saving the best for last,  I share my confession about an ill-fated holiday romance. Gasp! For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.