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For almost the whole decade of “the noughties”, Will Mellor and Ralf Little defined the voice of a generation in the hit BBC show Two Pints of Lager & a Packet of Crisps”


A decade later the boys reunited and launched The Two Pints podcast in May 2020, which is now into its fifth series. Enjoying the kind of banter that only true friends can have, Will and Ralf chat sh*t to each other, to fellow celebs and to guests with fascinating stories to tell...all over two pints, (or sometimes a cup of tea).


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Vabbing and Scrabbing.

Vabbing and Scrabbing.

2026-02-2347:10

This week we find out about the strange world of ’natural perfumes’ - let’s just call it that to be safe! Plus a visit to the world’s most expensive restaurant, Wet Dreams and the genius of …er….Arseholes! Also can we remember what we were doing back in 2016?Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It’s time for a ’Swift Half’ which means it must be Friday!! More listener questions including what advice would you give to your younger self and do you have a secret talent?Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What was the Worst Year to be Alive? Will has been digging around the history books and he thinks he’s come up with the answer. Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sliding Doors

Sliding Doors

2026-02-1641:43

A bit of a deep one this week as we chat about ’Sliding Doors Moments’ - you know, those times when you realise that life can go in two different directions and you ask yourself ‘What if….?’ Plus dodgy impressions, Talent Shows, made up stories and Will looks back at his musical career.Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It’s Friday! So that means it’s time for a ’Swift Half’ to get us ready for the Weekend. This week we’re answering some more of your listener questions, thanks for sending them in,…..but what question prompted Ralf to answer ‘Pamela Anderson, Cindy Crawford and Jenna Jameson’? Have a great weekend - back on Monday.Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
'What Will William Tell?’ is back for 2026 and Will has been searching the internet for more weird and wonderful stories and facts. This week a very strange story centred around ‘Farts’ - so perfect material for the pod!Don't forget we’re here for you all week…..Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Now ‘Dry January' has been and gone we’re back into the swing of things with the usual Podcast on Monday, ‘What Will William Tell’ on Wednesday and a ’Swift Half’ to get you ready for the weekend on Friday. This week it’s the usual ridiculous mix of topics including, Spies, Windmilling, breakdancing, xylophones, Valentines Day, Sean Penn and Ralf unearths something very surprising from 2004. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I need your Prayers.

I need your Prayers.

2026-02-0236:16

Ok, confession time. We (well the Producer) got our dates wrong and this is the last of our ‘Dry January’ episodes in….er….February! Anyway, on this week’s Episode we delve into the scary world of A.I, get shocked about how long we spend on the phone, Ralf reveals a secret and Will decided to record the whole thing while drinking an energy drink…so that might explain why he’s so hyper!Normal service resumes next week the return of ‘What Will William Tell’ and ‘A Swift Half’.Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Now this might come as a surprise to many of you but we do actually do prep for this podcast, however in this episode it became very clear that some people’s prep is better than others….isn't that right Ralf??!!!We’ll be back to normal in February with ‘What Will William Tell’ and ‘A Swift Half’ returning. Enjoy!Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Windmilling at Wembley

Windmilling at Wembley

2026-01-1926:47

Ralf is still looking like he lives in a cardboard box but receives a welcome kick up the arse. While Will is wired and ready to take on 2026 with a whole list of ambitions and dreams. Inspired by the fact he’s soon going to hit the big 5-0 he’s drawn up a ‘wish list’ of things he’s going to do in 2026…..and it’s fair to say some are more achievable than others!We’ll be back to normal in February with ‘What Will William Tell’ and ‘A Swift Half’ returning. Great to be back. Enjoy!Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
That was 2025!

That was 2025!

2026-01-1234:08

We thought we’d ease ourselves into 2026 with a few shorter pods for January - just to let us get back into the swing of things and also because Ralf has been so switched off over Xmas he looks like he’s not washed for a month! Hopefully he’ll sort out his hair, beard, and personal hygiene soon. In the meantime let’s have a look back at 2025 and its highlights!We’ll be back to normal in February with ‘What Will William Tell’ and ‘A Swift Half’ returning. Great to be back. Enjoy!Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We’re back with a bonus episode! Numan’s Dr Dave joins us to chat about all things men’s health and tackles your listener questions. We look at why Midlife MOTs are so important and how they can help to increase your quality of life. We cover Fatigue, Diet, Vitamin B12, BMI, Belly Fat, E.D, Checking your Balls, Prostate Exams and Hair Loss.This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply.W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Invisible for the Day.

Invisible for the Day.

2025-12-1216:49

Our Final ‘Swift Half’ of the Year and we’ve got more of your questions - thanks to everyone who’s emailed and messaged us during 2025. As always a wide range of stuff including what would you do if you could be invisible for the day, have you ever rejected a role and what dog would you like to be? Merry Xmas People!This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply.This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase.Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We love Christmas so for this ‘What Will William Tell?’ Will has discovered some ‘Festive Facts’ - including why do we have a Xmas Tree, who banned Xmas and which carol has nothing to do with Xmas, This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply.This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase.Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I LOVE BEEEEEEEED!!!!!

I LOVE BEEEEEEEED!!!!!

2025-12-0849:36

Merry Xmas everyone and we’re getting into the festive spirit on this episode as we chat favourite Xmas songs and Films. Plus A.I, Robots, ‘Americanisms’, Ear Wax and would you like to look up your ring piece if you could? This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply.This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase.Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pints or Tugs?

Pints or Tugs?

2025-12-0513:45

There’s a lot to get through in this week’s ’Swift Half’. Lookalikes, Crocodile Bollocks, Strictly, Mistaken Identity and have you had more Pints or Tugs?This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.  For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply.This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase.Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘Behave!’, ‘I’m not having that’ and ‘That’s bollocks’. Just some of Ralf’s reactions to this week’s ‘What Will William Tell’. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.  For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply.This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase.Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Are you a Psychopath?

Are you a Psychopath?

2025-12-0141:16

For absolutely no apparent reason we decided to take a Psychopathy Test on this week’s pod and it threw up some interesting results! Plus shaving your nuts, bingeing TV, losing your hair and the extraordinary life of Charlie Sheen.This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.  For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply.This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase.Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
More listener questions and this episode went down a route no-one was expecting. Something a bit different, genuine and honest. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.  For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply.This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase.Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Dancing Plague

The Dancing Plague

2025-11-2616:53

OK, bear with us with this one. As you know Will like’s to come up with amazing facts for his ‘What Will William Tell’ and this week’s he’s come up with an absolute cracker. Ever heard of the ‘Dancing Plague of 1518’? No nor us, until now!This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.  For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply.Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/.This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase.Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025Don’t forget we’re on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/.Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Comments (25)

Jim Wilson

Brilliant podcast! would love to see them live.

Oct 15th
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YottaFlops

how many ads!?

Jun 6th
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Sandra Carroll

Had to turn this episode off after suffering through 45 minutes of diabolical sound quality. A potentially great episode ruined. I can't understand how a podcast can be recorded and actually then published with such dire sound quality. Really bad production here.

Jun 23rd
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Ian Omahoney

my missus just had a tumor partly taken out 2 weeks ago ,she didn't know she had it until she collapsed at work , I'm so grateful to the doctors, but I'm still so worried x

Apr 30th
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Numkelfutumch Deman

Stop putting repeats of the same stuff up, pointless and a waste of time, it's ruining an otherwise good podcast.

Feb 25th
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Stu Paterson

as a ginger bloke I need all the help I can get #manscape

Feb 1st
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Paula McClory

I lost my dad 5 years ago still feels like yesterday. Will it's good to talk and loving your podcast. Ralph loving Death in Paradise. And hopefully when this Covid shite show is over we can get to be with family, friends and eat out (takeaways getting boring lol) and I can open my business up again 👍😁

Jan 29th
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Niree Donaldson

Oh you guys!!!!! this is honestly one of the funniest podcasts I listen to. bloody love you guys haha

Jan 27th
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Peter Sanderson

You guys make it a great drive to and from work. Funny honest humour. Keep up the serious and fun combination. 🍻 Cheers.

Jan 16th
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Karl Gookey

Just found these guys, I loved 2 pints back in the day and I can't wait to add it to my usual commute listens

Dec 22nd
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GoTo2 Podcast Review

https://castbox.fm/post/detail/5fc4d40e098d4352f7ecc349 classic!

Nov 30th
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Tara Louise Hobbs

This is such a touching podcast with so many lovely moments and still so emotional. Sending lots of love Xx

Nov 15th
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Craig Bryant

Stopped subscribing since they started advertising a betting company.

Aug 16th
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Craig Bryant

Brilliant 👏 two proper northern lads chewing the fat. Pity about the adverts breaking it up though.

Jul 9th
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Billie J

You guys have me in in stitches. Thanks for putting a smile on my face during these rather strange times x

Jun 28th
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karl coulson

bloody brilliant, keep it going lads

Jun 26th
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andy james

Keep going good stuff

Jun 23rd
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Dan Ryder

moooooorrreee!!!!!!

May 30th
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GreazeOn MySleave

great listening had me in bits when I was out with dog

May 16th
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GreazeOn MySleave

love it. got my family to listen aswell.

May 16th
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