Nobody's Listening, Right?

This week on NLR: Elizabeth wows with her typing, Andy has started journaling, fetishes are a-plenty, Los Angeles is Lost & Jealous, coffee leaves the building, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? - the podcast brought to you by a married couple living as expats in Bordeaux, France. Thanks to our episode sponsors: FREESTYLE - Get 30% off your first 3 months of a Freestyle diaper subscription at freestyle.world/NLR with code: NLR GOODR - Head to ⁠Goodr.com/NLR⁠ to claim $10 off your first order REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:36 Bald Hair Stylist Update 01:50 Anything You Can Think Of 02:11 Fetishes 07:44 Do Fetishes Change Over Time 09:51 Cake Walks 14:22 The Blue Wave 17:44 Freestyle (Ad) 19:36 Goodr (Ad) 21:06 Pun Time 26:29 Elizabeth The Typist 29:38 A Typing Fantasy 36:34 Remi (Ad) 38:44 Jealousy 43:37 Dealbreakers 45:42 Google Fitbit 46:09 Sleep Tracking 49:34 Coffee Update 50:25 Journaling 54:44 Morning Pages 55:14 The Artist's Way 56:34 Vincent Van Gogh Museum Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth and Andy go to Amsterdam,  Bald Barbers give good hair, AirBnb causes an integrity dilemma, an unforgettable Science Exibit, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? - the podcast brought to you by a married couple living as expats in Bordeaux, France. Thanks to our episode sponsors: ONESKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Gift with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty #ad HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod TUMBLE - Machine Washable Rugs, Made Better. For a limited time only, our listeners get 10% off + free shipping at tumbleliving.com/NLR #Tumble #ad Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:12 Neurodivergent Coffee Tips 04:24 ADHD Shopping 08:05 Bald Barbers and Hairstylists 10:12 The Strokes In Paris 10:42 Protests In France 11:42 Amsterdam Is Incredible 12:36 The First Member 19:40 OneSkin 21:26 Jones Road 23:14 The Science Museum 27:32 Naked  Science 41:58 Honeylove 43:47 Tumble 46:56 Strong Andy 51:47 Amsterdam Flag 52:17 Anne Frank Museum 56:11 AirBnB Integrity 01:14:50 Pimple Update Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Coffee is dividing the house! Elizabeth can’t live without it and Andy is worried he can’t live with it. Also: job interviews, scary bosses, dating in the workplace, “one’s to watch” and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? - the podcast brought to you by a married couple living as expats in Bordeaux, France. Thanks to our episode sponsors: CURE - Go to  curehydration.com/NLR and get 20% off your first order with promo code NLR LARINECO - Get up to 50% off at buylarine.com/NLR REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:56 Mahjong Update 10:12 Coffee Problems 17:55 Coffee And ADHD 20:59 Cure Hydration 22:39 Ad Break 1: Larinco Gum 24:12 The Coffee Dilemma 26:38 Elizabeth's Alcohol  Consumption 31:34 Coffee vs Alcohol vs Dessert 38:38 Ad Break 2 40:48 Job Interview Time 45:27 Scary Boss 56:27 Dating In The Workplace Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth goes ham on Andy’s eyebrows, hummingbirds wink once again, aging comes with responsibilities, and the future looks bright! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? - the podcast brought to you by a married couple living as expats in Bordeaux, France. Thanks to our episode sponsors: WARBY PARKER - Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/NLR — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Gift with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty #ad LOLA BLANKETS - Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code NLR at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:50 Steven King 04:24 Andy Feels Emasculated 07:13 On Camera Talent 11:26 Alexander Hamilton Cooper 11:50 Girls Is Coming Back 13:09 Prince & Ani Difranco 16:01 A Nice Sign 22:44 Lost In Translation 24:39 Warby Parker 26:59 Jones Road 29:02 Balzac 34:48 Aging & Grooming 35:51 Laser Skin Treatments 40:06 Spectacles and Death  45:47 Lola Blankets 47:40 Average Life Expectancy 47:56 Neanderthal Murder 51:16 So Much Dumber 52:54 C-Sections & Caesar 54:15 The Future Is Bright 01:01:31 Political Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Passion is in the air, a bus mystery captures Andy’s imagination, Elizabeth is worried she tried crack, and schools in France aren’t helping anyone clean up the glass. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? - the podcast brought to you by a married couple living as expats in Bordeaux, France. Thanks to our episode sponsors: GOODR - Head to ⁠Goodr.com/NLR⁠ to claim $10 off your first order REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:30 Parasocial Pimple Buddies 03:44 Relationship Games 05:38 Pilot G2 .38mm 06:41 Playful Rivalry 07:41 Mystery On The Bus 18:41 Remi 20:45 Independent Children 27:00 Hot Coffee Documentary 32:09 Bus Ride 36:56 Goodr 38:44 Healthcare Around The World 42:02 High On Smells 47:44 Smell Memories 48:12 Passion 52:47 The Relationship Flow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices