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Stroke exposes his balls (again), Ian lays out all the lies your parents fed you, and Mikey declares war on fake work marriages. Also, we investigate the science of dick elasticity, the revenge potential of a Wendy’s cup, and why everyone on the internet needs to be tased. Jenn’s out on a cruise, but the testosterone is flowing, along with violent sex confessions, sad vape dads, and another Florida Man baptism in dumbassery.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.Stroke shares a traumatizing hotel room incident involving the “mouse on the trampoline” technique and a very unlucky housekeeper..Ian drops 10 childhood lies that were complete horseshit, from gum myths to the bullshit about the Great Wall of China being visible from space.Florida Man does donuts at a Jehovah’s Witness church on a first date. Because Florida.Mikey blows up the concept of “work wives” and goes full scorched earth on deleted texts and flirty coworkers.A teenage vape addict gets roasted harder than his mango pod. Parenting advice devolves into door removal and legalized beatdowns.Confessions include jerking it in a hospital bathroom, a panic attack mid-fake orgasm, and violent sex loyalty kink.A brawl featuring a bike, a mop, multiple shovels, and two suspiciously erect nipples takes top prize in Digital Dumpster Fire.One listener took a Wendy’s shit and turned it into ex-based bioterrorism. We salute you.The final video somehow makes us all miss our kids… until we remember they’re teenagers now and hate us.👕 Wear RegretCop the T-Shirt of the Month and whatever other ridiculous shit we’re selling before it disappears into the void like your last three brain cells.🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Say the Quiet Part Out LoudAnonymously admit the shit you’d never say in a group chat. We’ll read it. Probably judge you. But still read it.🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowTap the damn buttons.Follow, rate, review, and subscribe wherever podcasts haven’t banned us (yet).🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds

Stroke’s married, Ian’s bitter, and Mikey’s rethinking friendship contracts. Jenn’s out getting one of her Ns removed (finally), so the boys spiral into poop-launching massage parlor arrests, Craigslust, and getting real about just how damn old they’ve become. Also: Copper thieves cripple Sacramento transit, nobody wants Ian at their wedding, and Reno is full of freaks. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.Jenn’s missing in action due to a mysterious medical “N removal,” and the gang immediately spirals without female supervision.A Defuniak Springs massage parlor owner weaponizes her poop to avoid arrest (actual Florida police report quote: “defecating toward the officer”).Sacramento’s Gold Line was shut down by a copper-stealing crackhead who probably netted $50 and a Subway sandwich.Haters still obsessed with the show — and Stroke drops the truth about white-label turkey brine and fake “radio products.”Craigslist Confessional: Reno's finest include piss freaks, titty milk suckers, open-relationship blowjob seekers, and a 68-year-old dom with a milking machine.Ian reveals the Florida Scale — an actual visual ranking system featuring mugshot dolphins, mullet gators, and general degeneracy.👕 Grab Our Shirt of the Month (or Whatever Dumb Shit We Slapped on Fabric)Every month we drop a new design that disappears forever — like your dad after that "quick trip to the store."💩 Or just grab a hat. Or a hoodie. We don't care, just buy something:🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠💌 Got Something Rotten Festering in Your Soul?Spill your dirty little secret. Stay anonymous. Feel slightly better. Maybe.😈 Drop it here before it eats you alive:🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠Like, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review, and Comment on EVERY DAMN PLATFORM🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠Join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus stuff.🎥 ⁠https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

You ever find yourself inventing vagina breath strips and betting on poultry to shit on a number while judging prison inmates for murder and theft? No? Then you’re not living right. In this episode, we do all of that and way too much more. By the time the felon dating game hits, it’s already too late to back out. One woman’s in for burglary. Another for homicide. And we all still picked her. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 Grab Our ShitPerfect for bingo, jail visits, or disappointing your dad:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Confess Something Fucked UpYou’ve done worse than us. Prove it:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowRate, review, subscribe, like, follow, or go touch grass.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsWant to see our faces while we shame each other publicly?🎥 Full video + exclusive extras at: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowChicken Shit Bingo prison dating game vag tacks baby cage bingo goat felon bachelorette capital murder podcast bird poop betting game swamp mermaid podcast Gooch shaving background check Pete Davidson Monsters Inc vagina mints Manzilian game Florida woman bingo winner podcast prison pen pal segment NOT That Damn Show Jenn lies Tina eliminated uncle Earl bird turd jokes bingo square 17 cop killer inmate dating segment weird podcast ideas redneck betting game podcast episode 63 podcast Florida mermaid Cajun mermaid podcast American bingo game episode poop talk podcast

This episode is like an emotional handjob that ends with someone shoving a shampoo bottle up their ass. We start with everybody feeling feelings — like real, ugly cry-type shit — and just when you think we might be growing as people, we immediately go full brain rot. Grave-robbing psychopaths? Check. Cops turning into frogs? Yep. Federal butthole report? Hell yes. Then it’s open season on hate comments, the bitter trolls finally get their time to shine while we drag their sad little Reddit fingers through the dirt. And we wrap it up with “Who Had the Worst Week” – Dammit Edition, where one listener spirals so hard we almost call a hotline. It’s sincere. It’s disturbing. It’s aggressively dumb.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.👕 Grab Our ShitBuy merch that’ll get you kicked out of family events:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Confess Something Fucked UpSend us your anonymous confessions. We won’t judge (much):🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowLike, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review and Comment on EVERY DAMN PLATFORM!🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsWant the full video episode? Subscribe on Spotify or Join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus segments every week.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShownot that damn show episode 62 happy cry segment teen mom senior night wtf news bones skulls pennsylvania grave robber ai police frog utah cops princess and the frog ai fail government butt list items removed from body shampoo bottle baseball uncooked pasta coat hanger hate comments reddit trolls listener feedback who had the worst week dammit edition comedy podcast adult humor unfiltered show offensive podcast green frog delivery patreon episode recap listener voicemails

The confessions came in hot — one about Christmas car sex with an ex, one about getting “moist” from our lawyer's voice, and a truly tragic Bingo-related grievance. That set the tone. Then it spiraled into Yelp vengeance, a full Chicken Shit Bingo tangent, and one of the dumbest games we’ve ever played: AI Fart or Real Fart?. Things were said. Lives were changed. Farrell’s Ice Cream may never recover. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.Listener says Lawyer Rick’s voice made them “moist.” No one recovers.Farrell’s Ice Cream is possibly dead because of a Yelp review from one of us. No regrets.Bingo comes up. Not normal bingo. Chicken shit bingo.Confession of ex-wife car sex on Christmas Day — bonus: she’s remarried.Another listener blew out two women in one night at Ms. Newby’s and wanted us to know.Grandma’s still fucking the man who brings her dinner. This is fine.Random Facts involve LSD films, the name Alf, and other signs of societal collapse.Game of “AI Fart or Real Fart” gets wildly competitive — and weirdly wet.By the end, everyone admits: we suck. But we’re not stopping.Closing message? “Don’t kill strippers.” Because we care.Wear something that makes strangers question your mental health:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/Make us feel better about ourselves. Send your worst:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowYou know the drill. Hit the buttons or eat a fart:🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds🧢 Grab Our Shit💌 Confess Something Fucked Up📲 Follow + Subscribe

The show’s back and somehow dumber than ever. Stroke got engaged, then immediately waxed his asshole. The Celebrity Death Pool is back with wild card picks and 10 times more disrespect. From California gun rulings and Bangkok coffin resurrections to shamans stating the obvious, prison drone surf-and-turf and STD-sounding dinosaurs — nothing in this episode lands clean, and that’s exactly how we like it. Add voicemails, Reddit hate, dog-related bedroom trauma, and the quiet realization that everyone on this show is probably already flagged by multiple federal agencies. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.🧠 Episode BreakdownSeason Two officially launches with the Dirt Squirrel mascot discussion and a debate about never changing the intro songStroke announces his engagement while also explaining a same-week butthole wax, manicure, and Santa costume logisticsThe return of Celebrity Death Picks includes point scoring rules, wild cards, and immediate arguments about who is “allowed” to dieExtended argument over spoiler etiquette using Stranger Things and Star Wars as examplesWTF News covers a woman found alive in her coffin before cremation in Thailand and spirals into cremation machine shoppingCalifornia’s open carry ruling sparks a heated, extremely unscientific gun debate involving Gavin Newsom’s hairA drone drops steak, crab legs, weed, and Old Bay seasoning into a prison yard and everyone agrees the guard kept itDinosaur fossils in Nevada introduce the word “ichthyosaur,” which immediately becomes a venereal disease jokeDamn Problems segment splits the room over a husband disappearing to a neighbor’s couch on New Year’s EveVoicemails and comments include listener callouts, engagement congratulations, and an extremely uncomfortable dog-in-the-bedroom confession👕 Buy Our GarbageClothes bold enough to get you quietly uninvited from holidays:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Got Something Fucked Up?Unload it anonymously. We’ll judge just a little:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowFollow us everywhere or don’t complain when you miss the chaos:🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsWant to see what we look like while we say this crap?Join the DPs on Patreon for full video episodes, extra segments, voicemails, and original songs.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNot That Damn Show Episode 60 Stroke engagement Santa costume butt wax fake nails Celebrity Death Pool 2026 wild card Bangkok funeral cremation coffin cremator machine Jenn cremation hookup Thailand court ruling California open carry Ninth Circuit Ian legal read drone steak crab legs weed Old Bay prison delivery Fifi prison sex toy voicemails confession ex text Happy New Year dog licked balls Reddit hate Don Geronimo accusation Candace Owens notary discussion cremation side hustle cremator for sale shaman forecast 2026 weather chaos Ian death prediction

It’s the final episode of the year and the show immediately spirals into Christmas outfits, Black Santa politics, Florida crimes, expired eggnog confessions, and a shocking amount of vagina-based drug transport. The gang reflects on 59 episodes of accidental success, revisits the dumbest and best moments of the year, and somehow ends up defending a man who eats raw hog meat on a sidewalk. There’s gratitude, there’s filth, there’s Florida, and there’s absolutely no plan.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸🧠 Episode BreakdownIan unveils a full “Top 10 Best Things NTDS Did This Year” list, including Black Santa Month, Dirt Squirrel, Stroke’s songs, and the NTDS partyA Florida woman hides anti-anxiety pills in her vagina during a DUI arrest, launching the “pussy pills” and “pussy smuggler” discussionConfessions include role-playing as someone’s mother during sex, a mysterious 20-inch “weiner,” and someone shitting their pants from expired eggnogRick and the Law tells a courtroom story about exposing a cop’s lie using foggy body cam footage and tag lightsA group of adults use children to pass counterfeit $20 bills and retrieve real change from storesThe gang debates cheating, why people downgrade when they cheat, and forces Jen to explain human behavior on behalf of all womenThe show ends with thank-yous, Christmas wishes, Spotify download numbers, and a very strange stripper-themed goodbye👕 Wear something that explains why people stop inviting you places🧢 Grab NTDS merch here:https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Got something gross, illegal, or humiliating?Dump it on us anonymously:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowFollow it. Subscribe to it. Rate it. Review it. Comment on it.Every platform. No excuses.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds🐸 Sponsor: Green Frog DeliveryThe official weed delivery of Not That Damn Show.Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off 🐸💨Fuel your bad decisions responsibly.Not That Damn Show episode 59 Black Santa Month Florida Man pussy pills dirt squirrel Rick and the Law tag lights body cam footage counterfeit money children fraud Florida DUI vagina pills expired eggnog confession cheating discussion NTDS party Stroke of Five songs No Wrong Hold Renahitman raw hog meat sidewalk Mar-a-Lago teleporting suspect stolen BMW grand theft auto loitering discussion Christmas episode podcast America’s Loudest Podcast

It’s the second-to-last episode of the year and nothing is festive except the murder songs. The gang spirals from Christmas movie arguments into porn logic, listener comments, cousin ethics, and a fan-submitted song literally titled “Cousin Fucker.” A Christmas rewrite of Goodbye Earl turns into a full slasher musical, WTF News delivers dead celebrities, sex offenders, and international orgy arrests, and Mikey explains why the holidays are the greatest excuse to not give a shit. Somewhere in the middle, people fight at Walmart, someone refuses a liver transplant, and everyone agrees Andy Dick should’ve stayed dead.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸🧠 Episode BreakdownIan gets called out for leaving A Christmas Story off his Christmas movie list, triggering a full argument about what even qualifies as a Christmas movieListener comments derail into discussions about sex ed childbirth videos shown to middle schoolersA deep dive into whether porn automatically becomes a Christmas movie if Santa is involvedStroke debuts “Goodbye Pearl,” a Christmas murder parody inspired by Goodbye EarlWTF News covers Andy Dick’s overdose, Bonnie Blue’s Bali arrest, and a South Korean divorce over a liver transplant refusalDigital Dump includes holiday slip-and-falls, Walmart fights, ungrateful adults screaming about calendars, and Santa fighting people in public👕 Grab Our ShitIf you’re gonna ruin Christmas, at least dress appropriately:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Confess Something Fucked UpAnonymously unload your worst thoughts. We’ll read them out loud:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowClick everything. Smash nothing gently.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds🐸 Sponsor: Green Frog DeliveryThe official weed delivery of Not That Damn Show.Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off 🐸💨Support the people who keep this show tolerable.Want to actually see the fights, songs, facial reactions, and visual chaos?Join the DPs on Patreon for full video episodes, bonus segments, songs, and voicemails.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNot That Damn Show episode 58 Christmas episode Goodbye Pearl Strokeified song cousin fucker song Andy Dick overdose Bonnie Blue Bali arrest Christmas movie debate WTF News segment Digital Dump holiday fights Walmart fight video Santa street fight Christmas porn discussion Green Frog Delivery sponsor holiday list episode radiation fog Sacramento Reese’s peanut butter cup measurement dick size joke cousin marriage legality Andy Dick Narcan Bonnie Blue bang bus Bali morality laws South Korean liver transplant divorce regifting candle story holiday anxiety damn problems holiday stress

Confessions hit a new low. Or high. Depends how you feel about cousin-throatf*cking, blowjob-based food psychics, and judging your self-worth by your dog’s penis. Ian drops a top 10 Christmas movie list that isn’t as terrible as every other list he’s given us. Mikey shares a full Trans-Siberian Orchestra-style Strokeified Christmas song called “Christmas With The Dammits”. Jenn makes us guess if elves are getting boned. And somewhere in the background, Stroke’s kid falls down the stairs mid-show. Happy Holidays, degenerates.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.🧠 Episode BreakdownStuffed Peas and Pizza Piss Rants Rear Naked Choke at Home Depot Confessions Include: Doggy dick envy, mailbox robbery, cousin rimjobs, and a literal blowjob food psychic.Ding-Dong Ditch Assault Jen’s “Smut or What” goes full Christmas porn Ian’s Christmas Movie List starts chill... and then he puts Batman Returns on it.Someone tries to murder their grandma, the gun jams, and now they live together. That's the confession.Jenn admits to elbowing Kyle in his sleep. Stroke admits to pissing in a bottle mid-podcast.Black Santa Promo reaches “going out of business” levels of urgency.🧢 Wear the MadnessGet gear that says fuck you to normal. Hats, shirts, CDs, and whatever else we slap our name on:https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Be Braver Than Your Cousin-Fucking DreamDrop your anonymous filth, secrets, and brainworms here. Don’t hold back — clearly, no one else does:https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow 📱 Smash the Buttons Follow. Rate. Review. Subscribe. Comment. Do something. Everywhere you listen or watch:https://linktr.ee/nottds🐸 Our Weed Dealer’s Better Than YoursGreen Frog Delivery is the official plug of Not That Damn Show. Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com to get 20% off your weed and avoid Gavin’s tax-raping bullshit. Support the ones who support your high and your favorite offensive podcast.🎥 Watch the Shitshow Unfold in 4K-ishWant to see us argue, twitch, and react in real time? Get the full video episode, bonus segments, confessions, songs, and our undying love on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowChristmas with the DammitsNot That Damn ShowStrokeified Christmas songChristmas confessionstop 10 Christmas moviesBlack Santa promoBlowjob psychicdog dick confessionSmut or What segmentFlorida Man umbrella chokerear naked choke Home Depotconfession cousin sexelf pornmilk and cookies Santa porndog penis confessionDutch Brothers coupons theftBlack Santa PatreonIan top 10 listDie Hard Christmas movieChristmas Vacation top movieASMR gift wrappingStroke Santa suitcousin rimjobStevie Wonder fake blindelves on a shelf pornpiss bottle podcastmailbox coupon theftgrandma shotgun jamPlacerville cousin dreamsBlack Santa merchpuss in a boxMikey podcast daughter fallpaid firefighter assaultcops fucking prostitutesfire hazard cookiesHome Alone movieBad Santa movieStroke humps elfconfessions about Ianweird listener confessionsChristmas-themed Smutter WhatPatreon Black Santa promoNTDS merch hatAI Santa pornboard games confessionsmilk and nog jokesMikey podcast confessionsweirdest podcast episode everNot That Damn Show Episode 57

A professional phone sex operator joins the show and immediately traumatizes everyone with stories of locked dicks, cum bottles, humiliation kinks, and clients who pay extra just to cry. Stroke’s daughter questions the Black Santa takeover, Ian gets hustled with counterfeit silver, and everyone tests out the phrase "ovary walls" on their partners with disturbingly horny results.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.🧠 Episode BreakdownStroke brings a new Black Santa to the collection and gets culturally reclassified.Mikey retells a school nativity play gone full James Earl Jones.Ian accepts a karaoke bribe in the form of fake silver and exacts brutal revenge.The gang texts their partners “ovary walls” and chaos (and back blowouts) ensue.Listener voicemails include math pickup lines and a kid yelling “African American!” at the BoardwalkA listener's girlfriend wants to swing, and nobody wants to be the ugly half.“Misheard Lyrics” becomes the dumbest game ever invented (and Mikey regrets it instantly).A man swallows a Fabergé egg pendant and becomes New Zealand’s most glamorous turd watch.The NTDS crew meets Danni D, a former phone sex operator with stories that will destroy your faith in humanity and maybe your gag reflex.👕 Rep the RidiculousOffend your neighbors in style. Grab a hoodie, hat, or mug that says “Yeah, I listen to that show”:🛒 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Say the Thing You Shouldn’tGot something too gross, illegal, or horny to say out loud? Tell us anonymously:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow📲 Follow + Subscribe Don’t just lurk — hit all the buttons. Follow, rate, comment, review, and share it with your weirdest friends:📲 https://linktr.ee/nottds🐸 Green Frog Sponsor 🐸 Weed + This Show = HappinessGet your buzz from the official weed delivery partner of Not That Damn Show.Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off.Support the frogs that support your high.🎥 Full Video Episodes, Bonus Segments & MoreWant to see our dumb faces? Join the DPs on Patreon for video versions, extras, original songs, and the full unedited mess:Use promo code BLACKSANTA to get your first month for $1👉 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

Black Santa has officially taken over the show, Stroke has turned his ancestry results into a full-blown lifestyle. The the crew calls 1-900 sex hotlines on-air, and Craigslist brings us Fairbanks, Alaska’s horniest citizens alive. Florida Man destroys a Cybertruck, someone’s pussy weaponizes itself at a concert, a trio gets busted mid-noon delight at Winn-Dixie, and confessions escalate from “Ian isn’t cute” to “I nut on faces for emotional regulation.” Lawyer Rick shows up immediately after placenta talk because this show has no god.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.🧠 Episode BreakdownMikey melts down because he cannot physically begin the show without saying “Episode 55.”Stroke unveils a full catalog of Black Santas from CVS and his house now looks like Beyoncé's multiverse.Ian gets double-charged at a restaurant by what Stroke calls “that damn cracker,” prompting late-night drunken bank-checking.Jen mourns the loss of her stripper lights, which apparently requires Patreon support to resurrect.Random Facts derails into a 10-minute debate on whether there's any non-rapey way to say “ovary walls.” (There isn’t.)The gang discovers that 1-800-BLOW-JOB, 1-800-SEXYASS, and 1-800-BIG-TITS are all VERY real… and very eager for their credit cards.Confessions include eating yourself out, tasting semen, Thanksgiving family abandonment, and an Amazon driver pissing on lawns.👕 Grab Our ShitBuy merch that’ll get you kicked out of family events:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/Like, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review and Comment on EVERY DAMN PLATFORM!🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds🐸 Sponsor: Green Frog DeliveryThe official weed delivery of Not That Damn Show.Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off 🐸💨Support the people who support your high and your favorite offensive podcast.black santa stroke ancestry cvs black santa decorations spotify wrapped waiter double charged stripper lights random facts ovary walls elevator mirrors chicago sears tower friends tv show title legume peanuts florida man cybertruck damaged tesla rocks underwear st petersburg threesome winn dixie parking lot disorderly intoxication door kick challenge teenagers dui doordash police deliver food fairbanks alaska craigslist sissi bottom submissive craigslist dom asexual sub american eagle martha stewart sketchers placentas cooking placenta radio stunt confessions thanksgiving podcast listener almond moms stanley cups benedict cumberbatch nutting on faces rim job misunderstanding amazon driver piss bottles youtube legal questions porch pirate hostile work environment meme recording neighbors privacy rick the lawyer patreon black santa deal episode 55

Episode 54 kicks off with the gang arguing about whether a naked Jimmy John’s founder sexually assaulted a shark, swings immediately into dolphin rape, and somehow ends up debating if humans should breathe through their assholes. Jen gets verbally waterboarded with a listener’s “moist pussy” R&B track, a 12-year-old’s titty wizard gets an art critique, and Campbell’s Soup catches shit after their executive calls all their customers poor.It’s deranged, it’s beautiful, and it’s exactly what you sick Dammits signed up for.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.🧠 EPISODE BREAKDOWNThe crew debates Black Santa, Big Nick Energy, and Stroke’s new pimp-Santa cane.A listener’s song reveals the philosophical horror that “every hand has held a dick.”A debate erupts on whether feeding scrambled eggs back to chickens is “period cannibalism.”The gang discusses “dirt squirrels” evolving into potential new mascots like sand walruses and sand otters.Stroke celebrates being “1% Black,” validated by listener KeishaA kid’s drawing of a “titty wizard” (with MILF Slayer wand and tassel tits) devastates the room.Ian unveils his Top 10 Things He Misses From the 2000s, including MySpace, Hot Topic goths, and elder-emo culture.• Ass Backwards: the crew demolishes 2000s reverse-song trivia in seconds.👕 Grab Our ShitBuy merch that’ll get you kicked out of family events:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Confess Something Fucked UpSend us your anonymous confessions. We won’t judge (much):🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow📲 FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE CTALike, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review and Comment on EVERY DAMN PLATFORM!🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds🐸 SPONSOR: GREEN FROG DELIVERYThe official weed delivery of Not That Damn Show.Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off 🐸💨Support the people who support your high and your favorite offensive podcast.Want the full video episode? Join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus segments every week.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowshark photo Jimmy Johns founder naked shark dolphin rape Campbell Soup lawsuit 3D meat poor people soup Campbell executive racist comment vampire facial plasma microneedling Black Santa Big Nick Energy dirt squirrels sand walrus sand otter emo elder emo Hot Topic MySpace LimeWire ringtone phones Windows screensaver titty wizard MILF slayer Ask Backwards 2000s songs Trapt BYOB System of a Down Jaded Aerosmith Apple Bottom Jeans Paper Planes Jimmy Eat World Crazy Gnarls Barkley period popsicle rectal breathing oxygen enema perfluoro liquid Stockton shooting continental breakfast deviled eggs green bean casserole karaoke Wet Ass Pussy Thanksgiving Stranger Things Wayne Brady pansexual

Thanksgiving is ruined the second Stroke waddles in wearing a turkey costume. Jen’s back on her anti-moist crusade. Ian brings back “Who Said It?” and loves reminding everyone how insane they are. Mikey accidentally offends every race, religion, and gender.There’s a Florida threesome gone sideways, a listener’s explosive diarrhea in the shower, and a sex song from Stroke’s girlfriend that might singlehandedly give the pilgrims PTSD. Plus: turkeys from helicopters, diaper violence, and the most disgusting confession of the year....so far.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.Confessions include: Porn revenge crimes, strip club poop disasters, cheating justifications, and one guy crop-dusting arcade children at John's Incredible Pizza.A Thanksgiving sex anthem Random Facts derail into Moses, circumcision stand-offs, and who licked the first toad.Florida Man news includes: ATM forklift heists, egg debates turned gunfire, and a TikTok nudist challenge with no phone.Everyone’s horny at a baby shower. Allegedly.The group debates which U.S. states should be removed and how Rhode Island is basically a geographic clit.👕 Wear the ShowCop some gear that’ll ruin Thanksgiving faster than your political opinions:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Got Secrets?Drop your filth in our anonymous box. No names, no shame (okay, some shame):🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowSmash every damn button.Like. Follow. Sub. Rate. Review. Comment. Share. Tattoo it on your ass.Want the full uncensored shitshow?Join the Damn Fam on Patreon for full video episodes, filthy voicemails, exclusive songs, bonus content, and all the stuff too raw for the normies.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds🐸 Sponsor: Green Frog DeliveryNeed to forget this podcast ever happened?Get high and support the squad —Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off 🐸💨Weed delivery that actually gives a damn.Thanksgiving podcast funny podcast Stroke turkey costume moist word hate testosterone shots TRT boner podcast sex song Stuff Me Like a Turkey dirty Thanksgiving song WKRP turkeys helicopter Florida Man news stripper confession porn revenge John's Incredible Pizza fart arcade Who Said It podcast game embarrassing confessions diaper fight baby shower pickup random facts Moses circumcision Field of Dreams voice Ed Harris egg argument shooting Craigslist kink baby shower bar coed baby shower gravy slut Black Friday death WKRP Cincinnati podcast top 10 Thanksgiving episodes podcast with confessions Not That Damn Show podcast full episode podcast funny segments testosterone side effects song about stuffing sex song parody Green Frog Delivery sponsor podcast confessions public poop strip club disaster Thanksgiving shadow Florida ATM theft Forklift ATM joyride

The crew opens Thanksgiving week by cannonballing straight into Stroke nearly drowning in face-sitting when a 7 a.m. creeper tried to recruit him and his GF for a threesome. From there it only gets dumber: McRib betrayal, gas-station Cuban sandwiches, a cat licking its own asshole on Jen’s car, voicemails from unhinged dammits, and a Smurf-themed musical that nobody asked for. Then comes a parade of cheaters, panic-attack manipulators, Roblox predators, period-blood skincare, and two idiots trying to conquer Haiti with a homeless army. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.🧠 Episode BreakdownA Gravy Slut turkey-costume video is confusing Jen explains the Emo’s Not Dead cruise and the crew immediately spirals into “we sponsor a flamingo at a zoo” fantasies, including branding a tortoise shell with the NTDS logo.Voicemails include: DP Jeff torturing Jen with “moist,” a dude contemplating the gayness of sucking his own dick, and another listener announcing he’s about to drink Everclear for TikTok.A Sacramento listener promotes a free-food pantry, which sends Stroke into a tangent about a church full of suspiciously hot, jacked disciples.The crew debates Black Jesus, Black Santa, and the white lady who somehow got offended on behalf of everyone who isn’t her.The Damn Problem segment hits hard: cheating girlfriends texting coworkers at 3 a.m., drunk boyfriends confessing therapy resentment at weddings, and women faking panic attacks to dodge accountability.The show ends with a revival of the Criminal Dating Game, where the guys must choose between three incarcerated women before learning their crimes and seeing their photos.👕 Grab Our ShitBuy merch that’ll get you kicked out of family events:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Confess Something Fucked UpSend us your anonymous confessions. We won’t judge (much):🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow📲 Follow + SubscribeLike, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review and Comment on EVERY DAMN PLATFORM!🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds🐸 Sponsor: Green Frog DeliveryThe official weed delivery of Not That Damn Show.Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off 🐸💨Support the people who support your high and your favorite offensive podcast.🎥 Patreon Want the full video episode? Join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus segments every week.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowStroke threesome beach lady Gravy Slut turkey costume Christina photoshoot McRib bad gas station Cuban sandwich Maverick convenience store Japan combinis Hawthorne Heights broken microphone emo cruise Emo’s Not Dead TikTok Everclear moist voicemail Smurfette song Is She Hot Smurf songs DP songs Patreon poll Sacramento food pantry hot disciples Black Santa angry reaction Roblox lawsuits Roblox predators prediction market AI age gating CEO David Bazooki bathroom game child safety period masking menstrual masking UK TikTok spaghetti witchcraft Haiti plot Gavin Wiesenberg Tanner Thomas homeless army Creole classes fire academy Thailand sailing child pornography girlfriend cheating screenshots SMK pussy on lunch cheating adjacent blackout drunk boyfriend therapy comment panic attacks manipulative girlfriend moving in money arguments criminal dating game prison profiles Louisiana widow Fort Myers Florida

Mikey drops a brand-new Strokeified track, and it’s so nasty it might violate community guidelines. Then somehow, things get worse. From ass print forensics to church sermons about butt hygiene, the crew spirals into a full breakdown of poop physics, drone shootdowns, HOA cone wars, and legal advice that may or may not hold up in court. A guy hides in a porta potty, a dog fires a shotgun, and someone confesses to farting so hard they woke their girlfriend.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast!🎨 Ass Facts explores butt fingerprinting, painted starfish, and a potential CSI crossover.🐶 Florida or Not includes:A staged carjacking to avoid shoppingA porta-potty standoff with pants down and wooden stakesA man shot by his own dogA 107mph Little Caesars runGolf course destruction with a pickupMurder instructions from a cockroach📜 Legal Q&A covers red light camera legality, squatters, trespassing, dumb lawsuits, eviction rules, and drone shooting laws.Buy merch that’ll get you kicked out of family events:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/Send us your anonymous confessions. We won’t judge (much):🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowLike, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review and Comment on EVERY DAMN PLATFORM!🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsThe official weed delivery of Not That Damn Show.Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off 🐸💨Support the people who support your high and your favorite offensive podcast.👕 Grab Our Shit💌 Confess Something Fucked Up📲 Follow + Subscribe CTA🐸 Sponsor: Green Frog DeliveryDumbed Down by the Dick Strokeified song colostomy bag sex fart science morning gas drone laws HOA cone dispute butt fingerprinting ass facts game Florida or Not porta potty fugitive dog shoots owner Roomba fetish porch pirate lawsuit tears as lube weird church sermon hand on dick prayer viral church video golf course vandalism cockroach murder HOA revenge drone shooting laws porn loophole sleeping farts Christmas card in Santa suits baby giraffe death zoo trauma weird listener confessions pineapple plant legal Q&A roommate eviction girlfriend won’t leave HOA cones illegal red light tickets smurf sex confession Roomba PTSD HOA harassment comedy podcast NOT That Damn Show full episode 51 Patreon DPs ass crimes illegal drone footage HOA nightmares fart acoustics poop physics wake-up fart jump scare Pornholio

Episode 50 and we thought, “Hey, let’s do this one LIVE.”Bad idea? Maybe. Hilarious trainwreck? Absolutely. This one’s got listener voicemails, live comments, dream sex with Ian, confessions involving drive-in theater vomit, and the debut of a new romantic classic: “You Can Put Anything In Your Butt.” Jenn gives us WTF News, Ian brings a Top 10 List that’s… something, and we wrap with the worst game ever invented: Like A Second Song.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.A listener wrote an actual song about IanMikey drops the world premiere of the new Strokeified anthem, “You Can Put Anything In Your Butt”Voicemails include dreams, dunk tanks, and violent karaoke bar brawls with pool ballsOne listener forgot a butt plug was still in until it launched into a toilet like a gunshotJenn reports on the Duck Guy jerking off in public during WTF News and we all feel unsafeIan’s Top 10 List of Fast Food Items That Should Come Back is literally the worst list ever. Damn Problems include: TikTok addiction ruining marriages, discovering secret sex toys, and a serious libido mismatchConfession about a blowjob so vile it’s now banned in 17 countriesThe game “Like A Second Song” is absolute chaos. Buy merch that’ll get you kicked out of family events:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/Send us your anonymous confessions. We won’t judge (much):🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowLike, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review and Comment on EVERY DAMN PLATFORM!🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsThe official weed delivery of Not That Damn Show.Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off 🐸💨Support the people who support your high and your favorite offensive podcast.🧠 Episode Breakdown👕 Grab Our Shit💌 Confess Something Fucked Up📲 Follow + Subscribe CTA🐸 Sponsor: Green Frog DeliveryWant the full video episode? Join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus segments every week.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShownot that damn show live episode 50 mikey stroke jenn ian green frog delivery patreon confession tik tok wife algorithm relationship problems secret sex toy listener voicemails dunk tank karaoke fight pool balls dream sex with ian butt plug gunshot strokeified song stroke music parody you can put anything in your butt pornhub comment section wtf news duck guy florida man fast food nostalgia ian top 10 list live comments listener song drive in theater blowjob confession song guessing game live stream podcast anniversary dumb games wrong hole karaoke damn fam damn bbq dunk tank fantasy duck public masturbation buzzers confusion stroke music debut bad song guessing game tiktok addiction confession marriage issues emotional cheating weird listener dreams damn problems toilet plug launch funniest podcast moments america's loudest podcast

Episode 49 is a masterclass in low-brow genius. Stroke’s obsessed with assholes, Ian’s defending freedom for naked chainsaw guys, Jenn’s fighting school drop-off rage, and Mikey’s trying to figure out how the hell they still have a podcast. There’s “Can We Stop” meltdowns, Florida Man’s bowel-related crime spree, and a Viking turd so legendary it deserves its own museum wing. Then the crew plays the new trivia game “Beat the Cock,” and everyone loses their dignity trying to answer before the rooster crows. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast! Stroke unveils Ass Facts, a new educational series for degenerates.Jenn’s mom-rage reaches DEFCON 1 Ian explains why “Run, Forrest, Run” should be punishable by public shaming.Mikey tries to stop the team from talking about poop. Fails instantly.The gang debates tramp stamps, Chinese tattoos, and parental delusion in youth sports.The confessions section spirals quickilyA deaf go-go dancer, an amputee hookup, and nut-brushing “Digital Dick of the Week” is back. Vote on SpotifyBuy merch that’ll get you kicked out of family events:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/Send us your anonymous confessions. We won’t judge (much):🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowLike, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review and Comment on EVERY DAMN PLATFORM!🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds🐸 Sponsor: Green Frog Delivery. The official weed delivery of Not That Damn Show.Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off 🐸💨Support the people who support your high and your favorite offensive podcast.Want the full video episode? Join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus segments every week.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNot That Damn Show Episode 49 Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn podcast Florida Man ass facts Viking turd Beat the Cock trivia naked chainsaw man Walmart streaker poop talk confessions tramp stamps school drop-off rant Big Bang Theory overplayed lips of an angel rant DoorDash cold food Tucker Carlson rumor anal facts segment blue whale anus Qatari government Tucker podcast Qatar Airways Falcons drunk history pinball illegal Oakland cheers random facts funny podcast Sacramento podcast Mikey Podcast NOTTDS America’s Loudest Podcast Green Frog Delivery DAMMIT code Patreon exclusive video dirt squirrel bathroom fan property taxes Florida teacher cocaine vape confession pity sex fuck boy Aries tramp stamp tattoos public shitting airplane Viking poop Jesus turd gas station TV Naked Chainsaw Grandpa Walmart Weenie Wagger Digital Dick of the Week trivia poppy Veterans Day Apollo 11 Sputnik Oktoberfest I Have a Dream Navy SEALs Battle of the Bulge comedy podcast Sacramento radio That Damn Show reunion America’s Loudest comedy clips

Stroke’s d*ck broke a land-speed record this week. He’s two testosterone shots in and suddenly his girl needs an ice pack and a sabbatical. Meanwhile, Ian’s live bar performance of “No Wrong Hole” becomes a real "crowd pleaser" Jenn breaks the news about Starbucks bear riots, and Mikey tries to figure out why South Lake Tahoe is crying over a city seal.Then it gets dumber:– A stepmom finds the Pornhub tab open… and she’s the category.– A listener sends in a song about buying dicks with a credit card.– A guy runs a secret Instagram account just to simp in private and thinks that’s normal.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.🗣️ A guy ends a voicemail with one word: “moist.” Then hangs up. Power move.🧻 Listener confesses he remembers only two phone numbers: his childhood home… and 916-312-DAMN.📆 Dammit Nick complains that our merch is $19.99 and $20. We respond with spite pricing. $21.87, bitch.🧂 Troy returns to the comments section to roast Jenn and Mikey… then confesses he’d still bang Vanna White.🥦 The gang revisits foods they hated as kids but love now. Except mushrooms. Mushrooms are still bullshit.🔄 Can we stop pretending DoorDash is worth it? Mikey goes off on $40 cold Pizza.🐺 Aliens are watching Earth like it’s a reality show. And season 2025 sucks.Plus Random thoughts and The Bass Akwards Song game. Buy merch that’ll get you kicked out of family events:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/Send us your anonymous confessions. We won’t judge (much):🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowLike, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review and Comment on EVERY DAMN PLATFORM! 🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsThe official weed delivery of Not That Damn Show.Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off 🐸💨Support the people who support your high and your favorite offensive podcast.👕 Grab Our Shit💌 Confess Something Fucked Up🐸 Sponsor: Green Frog DeliveryWant the full video episode? Join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus content.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

We found out Google thinks our show is about dengue fever and dick rash. That tracks. From there it only gets dumber. This episode has it all: karaoke rage, foot fetish crimes, hangover confessions, and a brand-new Strokeified banger — the Dirt Squirrel National Anthem. Also, someone scheduled sex like it’s a fuckin’ dental cleaning. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.🦠 NTDS vs. NTDS — The crew discovers they’re fighting SEO against tropical diseases like “Chagas” and “dungy fever.”🥴 Hangover Jen — Sunglasses, puke bucket, zero regrets.🎤 Karaoke Vigilante Strikes Again — Ian goes full rage-DJ on mic-grabbers and drunk idiots.👠 Shoe Bandits & Butt-Legos — WTF News gets uncomfortably specific.🛏️ Stroke’s 10 Reasons Women Are the Worst 📆 Calendar Sex is Real 💌 Damn Problems One listener finds out she’s the side chick.🐸 Sponsor:Green Frog Delivery — NorCal’s loudest weed hookup.Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off 🐸💨🔊 Listen free on all podcast platforms📺 Full video + exclusive songs + voicemails: Patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNOT That Damn Show, NTDS podcast, Dirt Squirrel song, Strokeified songs, podcast comedy, hangover podcast, foot fetish crime, shoe bandit Nevada, cremated remains Vegas, podcast sex advice, calendar sex funny, karaoke DJ rant, funny voicemails, Black Santa memes, Google NTDS joke, neglected tropical diseases podcast, America's Loudest Podcast, Green Frog Delivery, Sacramento podcast, relationship problems podcast, cheating story pumpkin patch, Stroke's breakdown list, Jen karaoke, Ian KJ rage, comedy podcast 2025, irreverent podcast, NSFW podcast moments, dirt squirrel anthem, weird news podcast, WTF news podcast

The gang returns with another unfiltered round of oversharing — poop confessions, weird hygiene talk, astrology nonsense, and an honest debate about which Halloween candy belongs in hell. Craig’s Lust makes a filthy comeback, someone learns what “sugaring” really means, and it all ends in snacks, shame, and laughter.💩 Poop stories and post-wipe routines nobody needed.🧼 The horror of “sugaring” explained in too much detail.🔮 Astrology talk that goes absolutely nowhere.🍬 The official Halloween candy tier list gets violent.🔥 Craig’s Lust returns for another sticky disaster.🚗 Digital Dumpster Fire: baby, car, chaos.🍪 Cookie crimes and munchie confessions.🎧 Subscribe & WatchNew episodes Tuesdays and Thursdays — audio & video.👉 ThatDamnShow.com💸 Join the Damn Fam on PatreonFull video episodes, bonus content, AI songs, and more.👉 patreon.com/ThatDamnShowThis episode is brought to you by Green Frog Delivery — Sacramento’s favorite way to get high without leaving your damn house. Fast, friendly, and local, they’ve got everything from top-shelf flower to edibles strong enough to make you forget your own name.Use promo code DAMMIT to save $$$Hit up GreenFrogDelivery.com, scroll the menu, and get your vibe right.Green Frog Delivery — hop to it.🚨 Today on America’s Loudest Podcast: