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2N Jenn bailed to Mexico and left the three of us to maintain this flaming circus, so obviously we opened with Florida mugshots of the ugliest prostitutes on planet Earth and a “pimp” who looks like he manages a Dollar General, not a stable. Somewhere between calling one of them a hobbit and realizing the guy looks exactly like Mikey’s cousin Jeremy, we decided “I fuck hookers” should probably be a shirt, then got distracted by our AI-generated thumbnail making Mikey the star and branding Jen as “100% whiting.” Easter somehow turned into resurrection-weekend hooker arrests, zombie Jesus radio trouble, Elvis pube collections at Ripley’s, and whether Marilyn Monroe’s bush would need lamination. Then we slid straight into voicemails and comments about Monster Mash maybe being an orgy, Medusa’s snake bush, dogs getting stuck during sex, substitute teachers getting wrecked by teenagers, stripper tipping economics, and whether it’s gay to rail a blow-up doll of yourself. We still squeezed in bad relationship advice about a road-warrior promotion, a custody mess with a nine-year-old and a cold step-girlfriend, plus Craigslust gems like “birthday pegging and cum clean-up” and people proudly into water sports and humiliation cosplay. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 If you wanna support the chaos AND dress your kid like a tiny delinquent, go snag the new radio shirt and the first-ever “little dang it” shirt in the damn store.Buy something so Stroke stops trying to put “I fuck hookers” on a hat: https://www.nottds.com/store/📩 Got a story worse than “I wiped with my finger and then licked it”? Because one of your fellow degenerates already set that bar.Confess your emotional crimes, sex disasters, and family trauma here: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2⭐ If you laughed, winced, or questioned your life choices at any point during this episode, hit follow, subscribe, and leave a review talking mad shit about us.All the links live here like sad little ducks in a row: https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 You only heard the censored version; the uncensored video lives on Patreon and Spotify like the filthy little secret it is.Come watch the full video, see the mugshots, shirts, and whatever Ian drags in next: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNot That Damn Show America’s Loudest Podcast Jen Mexico vacation Easter mugshots Florida prostitutes pimp looks like Jeremy fat Ralph Macchio hobbit hooker resurrection weekend zombie Jesus radio trouble NTDS radio shirt little dang it shirt NTDS hat better than anything on the radio Elvis hair Ripley’s Marilyn Monroe pubes Medusa pubes Easter tri tip California 805 beer Yingling voicemails Nico mystery listener Monster Mash orgy theory Medusa snake pubes Elvis pube frame weird butt wiping forest ranger finger poop story biting testicles in a fight stripper tipping dollar bills stripper inflation substitute teacher chaos lazy teenagers unwritten rules empty box milk rant women eating alone at bar Chili’s guys hitting on women dog sex stuck together canine knot human version joke beanies Tim Pool rant tipping bartenders single beer job cannon rant promotion triple pay travel three weeks a month marriage vs money custody agreement nine year old hates dad’s girlfriend court order feelings vs evidence radio layoffs iHeart AI air personalities guaranteed human voice tracking pay rant would you rather porn search history mom extra arm vs leg Iraq vs North Korea action figure vs sex doll sex doll of yourself gay or not haunted house sex airplane bathroom mile high club Craig’s Lust Seattle trans wrestling grappling struggle play birthday pegging fantasy cum eating fetish water sports kink mommy daddy dynamic Asian crossdresser bondage humiliation Cadbury cream eggs are disgusting Patreon uncensored video Spotify video support the show

We made it to episode 83 and somehow you freaks are still here, which honestly raises more questions about your childhood than ours. We start off realizing half this show is about dicks and meat curtains, and the other half is us yelling at you to stop crying about six bucks for uncensored video while you’re out there raw-dogging Starbucks like it’s oxygen. Jenn’s planning an all‑inclusive Mexico trip, finds out via DNA test that she is weapon‑grade white, and immediately gets demoted to “Whitey”.We rip on another podcasts host and his extremely shiny head, talk about meteors blowing up over Cleveland, middle schoolers stabbing people, kids wrecking cars and hiding air fryer parts, oh and old ladies in Depends still getting moist with a little help from everyones friend, lubeWe’ve also got your demented comments, damn problems about deepfake porn, and wrap it all up with a game of “Bass Akwards Songs” to help wipe your brain clean of everything you just heard.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 If you want to support this circus instead of another personality‑disorder latte, go grab the new hat and whatever unholy shirt Mikey finally gets approved at: https://www.nottds.com/store/📩 Got a story so cursed your therapist would quit? Send your anonymous chaos, cheating, crimes, and moral violations here and let us ruin our own day with it: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2⭐ Follow the show, smash subscribe, and leave a review so the algorithm knows you prefer loud, broken humans over safe, beige podcasts: https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 You want uncensored video, drunk faces, and all the shit we literally can’t say on normal feeds? Hit the Patreon or watch the video version on Spotify: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNot That Damn Show episode 83 Americas loudest podcast Dick’s Sporting Goods joke meat curtains joke Patreon video 5.99 subscription 74 cents an episode Riviera Maya all inclusive trip Mexico resort Cancun white sand beaches Florida bears in parking lot iguanas in Mexico iguana pizza Easter dog turd eggs pagan Easter sex deviled eggs new NTDS hat merch stoned sperm shirt idea Jen DNA test Nordic Italian German Estonian whitest person alive Rob show food news paper crinkling bad podcast production band Grave Mistake Dream About Home Till Seven Roseville Opera House karaoke song dispenser Taylor Swift karaoke Depends are moist nursing home lube everyones friend Lou Cadillac dent teen driver air fryer tray missing kids waste water Capri Sun empty boxes everywhere video game disc left out meteor over Cleveland daylight fireball sonic boom spring break Florida soliciting a minor case dismemberment pig pen remains Sacramento meat truck fire Highway 50 Business 80 closed 12 year old school stabbing Walton County attempted murder public school safety deepfake porn HR office slut video Instagram close friends angry PI comment section Niko cruise jokes Cleveland guy boom clip backwards song game Ocean Avenue Crazy Bitch American Idiot It’s My Life In The End Mr Brightside Last Resort Seven Nation Army Jen going to Mexico Nico Week

Apparently if we miss one Thursday, some guy named Rob turns into the Patreon hall monitor and writes a breakup letter because “life” getting in the way is just an excuse… so naturally the show vaporizes him. Ian decides single people at four‑tops should tip 30%, admits he doesn’t tip bartenders for just opening a beer, and the whole show spends 20 minutes explaining to him that he’s the problem, not the customer. Somewhere in there you learn about koala chlamydia, slutty ladybugs, gay orcas, Alaskan pee‑frogs, and a worm that might already be living in your eyeball. And just when your brain is melting, the confessions show up with lunch‑break sock masturbation and “why am I always gay in my dreams,” plus Rick the lawyer trying to give real legal advice in the middle of all this filth. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 If you want to financially enable this chaos, go grab the new hat and whatever shirt we eventually remember to design before the month ends. Hit the store, flex it online, and let the world know you support bad decisions: https://www.nottds.com/store/📩  Got a secret, a crime, or a “why did I do that with my sock” moment rattling around in your head? Dump that filthy little soul into our anonymous box and let us ruin it on air: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2⭐  If you laughed, cringed, or questioned your morals even once, follow the show, hit subscribe, and drop a review so the algorithm knows you’re broken like us. All the links live here: https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 If you want the uncensored video, the extra pre‑show garbage, and our faces reacting to eye worms and gay dreams in real time, that’s what Patreon and Spotify video are for. Come watch the full mess: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNot That Damn Show Americas loudest podcast tipping culture 30 percent tip bar vs table Netflix price increase Disney Hulu bundle sperm whale facts koala chlamydia ladybugs STDs female hyena pseudopenis wood frogs Alaska pee North Korea hamburgers Kim Jong Il Antarctica stabbing book spoilers Twinsburg Twins Days twin cousins Ohio festival dine and dash restaurant unwritten rules hats indoors forced family hugs streaming piracy YouTube rabbit hole sperm whales Megalodon gay orcas random facts segment Patreon subscriber complaint missing Thursday episode Sacramento capital terroristic threats confessions anonymous sock masturbation smelly sock at work gay dreams always gay in my dreams legal fight outside affray Florida Rick the lawyer cannabis warehouse Sacramento learning disability fine motor skills packaging weed candy merch hat shirt of the month stoner spermies Spotify video Patreon video show complaints entitled listeners

Look, some of you are out here worried about filters on Spotify while Ian is out here narrowly dodging becoming freezer meat in a Florida backyard, so perspective helps. Video is paywalled, Audio is freeStroke’s dealing with three-hours-of-sleep misery that somehow led to broccoli fart science with Perplexity roasting everyone’s ass chemistry. Ian drops the Florida horror story about the woman who shot, chopped up, and backyard-buried her boyfriend…who also just happened to be the same psycho that tried to date him, which turns into a whole “trust your gut or get dismembered” therapy circle. After that, it’s comments about band geek sex, rave goggles, bidet-peri-bottles, and straw goblins, plus “fake and gay” getting promoted into a full-blown Strokeified song. WTF News (ant trafficking, failed murder road trip, and a father–son sperm dynasty), then rolls into damn problems and Digital Dump clips with bad cops, worse drivers, and tiny kids in a toy car with way too much milk in their systemWelcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 If you’re gonna be a freeloader, at least look hot while you do it—grab the monthly shirt, the new embroidered hat, and whatever else keeps this circus running. https://www.nottds.com/store/📩 Got a secret, a crime, or a horny brain worm you probably should tell a therapist about? Tell us instead, anonymous chaos only. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⭐ Smash the follow, hit subscribe, scream into a review box about us so the algorithm stops shadowbanning our stupidity. https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥You want uncensored video of this mess? Full show, full faces, zero beeps—Patreon and Spotify Video have it all. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShownot that damn show america’s loudest podcast florida murder dismembered boyfriend backyard burial five grave sites trauma bonding trust your gut true crime comedy near miss dating a killer broccoli sulfur farts perplexity ai broccoli farts explanation insomnia no sleep ambien stories turkey tryptophan sleep band geeks sex high school band kids rave pacifiers ecstasy grinding teeth steampunk goggles peri bottle portable bidet straw collection cute straw toppers fake and gay strokeofine song listener song about dicks church choir dick song gay month may mormon wives swingers secret lives of mormon wives sperm serotonin random facts ant trafficking kenya queen garden ants exotic ant pets sperm donors quebec father son hundreds of kids sperm bank lawsuit buffalo wild wings espresso proteiny drink muscle milk espresso martini digital dump police chase wrong car motorcycle crash live show patreon dps freeloaders spotify filters merch monthly t shirt embroidered hat boardwalk between two palms caffeinated well read

Look, some of you are out here worried about filters on Spotify while Ian is out here narrowly dodging becoming freezer meat in a Florida backyard, so perspective helps. Video is paywalled, Audio is freeStroke’s dealing with three-hours-of-sleep misery that somehow led to broccoli fart science with Perplexity roasting everyone’s ass chemistry. Ian drops the Florida horror story about the woman who shot, chopped up, and backyard-buried her boyfriend…who also just happened to be the same psycho that tried to date him, which turns into a whole “trust your gut or get dismembered” therapy circle. After that, it’s comments about band geek sex, rave goggles, bidet-peri-bottles, and straw goblins, plus “fake and gay” getting promoted into a full-blown Strokeified song. WTF News (ant trafficking, failed murder road trip, and a father–son sperm dynasty), then rolls into damn problems and Digital Dump clips with bad cops, worse drivers, and tiny kids in a toy car with way too much milk in their systemWelcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 If you’re gonna be a DP look hot while you do it... grab the monthly shirt, the new embroidered hat, and whatever else keeps this circus running. https://www.nottds.com/store/📩 Got a secret, a crime, or a horny brain worm you probably should tell a therapist about? Tell us instead, anonymous chaos only. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⭐ Smash the follow, hit subscribe, scream into a review box about us so the algorithm stops shadowbanning our stupidity. https://linktr.ee/nottds

Welcome back to the only show that will teach you about a caterpillar that pretends to be bird shit and then pivot straight into why Texas has 581 Dairy Queens and still can’t flip a Blizzard right. We roast Rob’s new disaster, question how many felonies are happening on his livestream, and then somehow end up workshopping slogans for a sperm-themed T-shirt … because apparently “get happy, swallow a nut” needs branding help. There’s a deep-sea whore fish with multiple ball-sack boyfriends, a debate over whether North Korean soldiers would stop fighting if they discovered Pornhub, and a listener confession about fisting his girlfriend until she couldn’t walk right for two days. By the time we get to Florida Man stealing a septic tank with a Corolla, a cop hiding his HIV status, and the dumbest “Dirty Minds” game known to man, your IQ will be lower but your mood will be better. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 If you’ve listened this far, you clearly make bad decisions, so make one more and buy a shirt before we start printing the sperm one. Grab the current chaos at: https://www.nottds.com/store/📩  Got a secret, a crime, or a medical-grade mistake you absolutely should not tell anyone? Perfect, tell us. Unload your shame here: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⭐ Follow, subscribe, leave a review, and generally feed the algorithm so this nonsense keeps paying for our internet. All the links are in one cursed tree: https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥If you want the uncensored video, the stuff freeloaders never see, and our beautiful mistakes in HD, that’s what Patreon and Spotify video are for. Sell your soul responsibly at: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNot That Damn Show Rob Soapbox podcast drama bad livestream audio balloon rapist alleged Kyle punchable face NorCal Holistics free gummies Mormon girlfriend peanut butter jelly Mormon midgets random facts bird poop caterpillar Texas Dairy Queen Blizzard flip angler fish sexual parasitism semen serotonin oral sex shirt slogan sperm shirt Dairy Queen Houston birthday death stats That 70s Show British remake tasting dead animals Pornhub traffic North Korean soldiers porn battlefield Florida Man Waffle House shooting Panama City septic tank theft Toyota Corolla karaoke gun bar Clearwater HIV cop Middle Eastern discrimination smells like Middle East DNA test Mormons Utah casino money dirt squirrels confessions fisting girlfriend Clorox wipe Brazilian wax hairless cat police violence anonymous confessions cheating with married man Dirty Minds card game worst game ever pressure washer white foam stripper song dead inside podcast Patreon Spotify video merch store stake and blowjob shirt America’s Loudest Podcast

Welcome back to the only show where “Can you guys shut the fuck up?” is both a catchphrase and a customer service policy.Last week Jenn yelled at her dogs and some weirdo in New York reported the video like it was a war crime. Somehow that spirals into arguments about sharing deodorant, stealing food off someone’s plate, toothbrush boundaries, fart strategy, and whether watching a show without your partner is basically cheating.Then the show goes exactly where it should: midget hooker interviews, a cartoonized “shut the f*ck up,” a kid beating the hell out of his abusive dad, and a travel influencer teaching people how to turn a hotel coffee maker into an underwear laundromat from hell.Ian rolls in with a karaoke capsule machine and enough weird junk to start a museum for divorced mall nerds.By the end somebody gets folded in a wrestling ring, somebody gets cracked with a bottle over ranch dressing, and Jenn once again proves her internet comment section is a crime scene.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸🧠 EPISODE BREAKDOWN• Mikey kicks off the show yelling “shut the f*ck up,” leading into Jenn getting reported on Facebook after yelling at her dogs in a video strangers decided was “unprofessional.”• Stroke talks about his birthday at a pizza/karaoke bar where a spring breaker hits on Christina and one of the girls, triggering stories about waiters flirting with underage teens in front of their parents.• Buffet chaos follows: Golden Corral war stories, Shoney’s serving alcohol at breakfast, post-radio-show drinking, and the “sunrise rule” where if the sun comes up the hookup dies.• The crew debates relationship hygiene: sharing deodorant, stealing fries, ChapStick rules, refusing to share toothbrushes, and the hard line at ball-hair razors.• Bathroom boundaries explode with open-door pooping, “poop closets,” locking the bathroom while home alone, and whether mouth hugs are cancelled if you pooped that morning.• Manscaping horror stories include itchy regrowth, naked mole rat balls, and finding abandoned pubes on public toilets and the old radio station bathroom.• Listener voicemails bring up Jesse the Celtics fan from Citrus Heights, South Sac’s legendary midget hooker, Jenn’s “shut the f*ck up” soundboard becoming a ringtone, chemtrail paranoia, and dreams of another NTDS barbecue or festival.• WTF News covers sushi push pops in Japan, the Gen Z insult “choppelganger,” a 13-year-old beating up his abusive dad, and a travel influencer washing underwear in a hotel coffee maker.• Digital Dumpster Fire features a brutal wrestling fail, a ranch-dressing fight ending with a bottle to the face, a kid getting yanked into a car by his pants, and one deeply cursed creepy-guy video.👕 MERCHIf you want to spiritually support this level of stupidity, grab a shirt before we get banned from another state.https://www.nottds.com/store/📩 CONFESSIONSGot secrets, crimes, or bad decisions? Perfect. Dump them here and let us judge you publicly.https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⭐ FOLLOW / SUBSCRIBEFollow, subscribe, leave a review, and validate our terrible life choices.https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 VIDEO VERSIONWant the uncensored video, preshow chaos, and full nonsense? Patreon and Spotify video have it.https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

Every once in a while the news reminds you that the average adult human probably shouldn’t be trusted with car keys, children, or access to a Target self-checkout machine. This show is basically a full hour of that realization happening in real time. We get into a criminal mastermind who stole trading cards by scanning taco seasoning packets, a toddler somehow drinking meth out of a sippy cup, and a guy who managed to get arrested during his own driver’s license test while the instructor was sitting right next to him. Somewhere along the way the conversation veers into ancestry DNA tests, sleep apnea, and pizza hatred. We also read listener confessions and another round of “I Wish I Didn’t Know That,” which proves once again the internet contains information no human brain ever needed.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸Buy the damn merch or don’t. Either way it’s here:https://www.nottds.com/store/Got something shady, embarrassing, or straight-up illegal you want off your chest?Drop it here anonymously:https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowFollow the show, subscribe wherever you listen, and leave a review if you’re not a coward.https://linktr.ee/nottdsFull uncensored video lives on Patreon and Spotify video if you want the version where nothing gets cut.https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowflorida or not segment bizarre crime news retail theft scheme target self checkout scam taco seasoning theft organized retail theft florida sunshine law mugshots dna ancestry testing 23andme results gambling addiction young adults anonymous confessions podcast confession segment i wish i didnt know that trivia game bizarre facts sleep apnea snoring discussion gas prices california taxes comedy news podcast crime commentary podcast

We started by leaving the pre-show nonsense in on purpose for the DPs, which means the episode opens like a live document of everybody being sick, annoyed, and already talking too much. Then somehow we go from AI slop and robot comment wars to giving away Steak and a Blow Job Day prizes before bringing on Morgan (the dead body finder), who casually explains that her dog can find a single drop of blood and that hiding a body is apparently a terrible retirement plan. From there it turns into voicemails, listener comments, a truly broken conversation about dog breeding that should probably be sealed by a court, and a run through news stories involving a serial plane stowaway, animal-roleplaying teens, Vatican AI demon paranoia, and a cop dumb enough to incriminate himself with his own phone habits. The show wraps with family drama, creepy moms in Instagram comments, and yet another criminal dating game disaster that ends exactly how it should. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🧠 EPISODE BREAKDOWNMikey announces that the first part of every recording is staying in the show now, unedited, whether anybody behaves or not.The crew talks about everybody in their lives being sick before Stroke tells the story about nearly getting into it with a hammered old guy at the bar who kept saying he had to “earn” his way into the family.They roast terrible AI branding, talk about Grammarly getting people flagged, and joke that comment sections are now just two robots arguing with each other.Ted Evans from Florida and Casey Goodman from North Highlands win the “Release the Meat” and “Eat My Meat” contest posts, and the new Steak and a Blow Job shirt is available at NotTDS.comMorgan joins the show and explains cadaver dog work, including training with actual human remains, how specific the dogs are, and how they can detect tiny traces like a single drop of blood.Voicemails roll in from Jesse, who sounds like he runs half the economy by himself, and Matt, who finds out the boiling-water-with-salt thing is mostly bullshit.Listener comments about launching a podcast network, Joe Rogan, radio censorship, and a truly deranged stretch about dog breeding, dog fluffers, and whether $10,000 changes a person spiritually.Jen’s WTF News covers the repeat stowaway sneaking onto flights, teens acting like animals in parks, Vatican exorcism training for AI demon nonsense, and a Detroit cop stealing explicit content from a woman’s phone.The first Damn Problem is about a grandpa publicly suggesting his 15-year-old grandson is “probably gay,” and the crew tells the listener to shut that down instead of hiding behind the “different generation” excuse.The second Damn Problem is about a girlfriend’s mom leaving thirsty Instagram comments, and the episode ends with Jen’s criminal dating game, where Stroke gets cooked again.Buy the shirt, because apparently “Steak and a Blow Job” is a lifestyle brand now.Store: https://www.nottds.com/store/Got something weird, filthy, stupid, or potentially family-ending? Good. Drop it here.https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowFollow the show, leave a review, and help feed this bad decision before the algorithm buries it under wellness podcasts and NPC trash.https://linktr.ee/nottdsWant the uncensored video version where the real nonsense lives? That’s on Patreon and Spotify video, because apparently audio alone wasn’t damaging enough.https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShownot that damn show cadaver dog handler human remains detection canine steak and a blow job day release the meat eat my meat NFLST North Florida search team voicemail salt in boiling water GAS Digital Network Joe Rogan AI slop Grammarly robot arguments dog breeder dog fluffer Frenchies WTF news plane stowaway Svetlana Dali therians Argentina Vatican AI exorcism Detroit police officer phone photos damn problems grandpa says grandson is probably gay girlfriend mom Instagram comments criminal dating game transgender inmate

The episode opens with the crew already fired up after discovering another podcast trying to ride their coattails. From there the conversation goes exactly where you’d expect: nowhere responsible. Jenn's back after her daughter took gold at softball, which is not what we told you people, but here we are. What followed was two-plus hours of the kind of shit that only happens when nobody's in control, a woman who ghosted her entire family for 25 years over a DUI, Stroke confusing the living hell out of an OnStar operator while barely forming sentences, a Chinese "kissing device" that no one on this planet is using for kissing, and a confession segment that somehow ended up at necrophilia before we even saw it coming. Nobody planned the mummy medicine discussion. Nobody planned the giant prehistoric beaver tangent. Nobody planned any of this… and that's exactly why you're still here. Welcome to America's Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 Grab Our Shit We made merch specifically designed to end relationships and start arguments. You're welcome: 🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Confess Your Weird Shit Whatever you just did  we want to know. Anonymous, judgment-free, and guaranteed to end up on the show: 🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow📲 Follow + Subscribe You listen anyway, so make it official. Like, follow, subscribe, rate, review, and comment on every platform you've got: 🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsWant the full uncut video version? Get on Spotify or come hang with the DPs on Patreon — exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and the bonus stuff that doesn't make it anywhere else:🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShownot that damn show america's loudest podcast jen softball tournament gold medal fast pitch softball bunny ranch gift certificate hooker prize contest visa gift card debate feetfinder selling feet online podcast hosts feet long toes toe grip rope climbing monkey feet podcast confession ntDS bottle opener keychain live event after party broken bottle opener listener confession band live or dead question acdc seeing bands in their prime podcast conversation about feet podcast hosts arguing podcast comedy discussion podcast listener submissions anonymous confessions podcast banter adult humor podcast contest idea bunny ranch conversation

in this uncensored episode 2N’s gone for the day, nobody’s fired (probably), and we’re knee-deep in updates about the hooker giveaway poll, the censorship “experiment,” and why some of you freeloaders suddenly hate beeps. We break down the logic behind editing last week’s episode, talk through monetizing without turning into the morning zoo, debate White Chicks 2 like adults who never matured, and casually discuss branding cows while wondering why we don’t have sponsors. Also, yes …. someone’s winning steak money for Steak and a Blowjob Day. Listen for the details to win in this episode and go to our our facebook page Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸If you’re gonna represent, represent correctly.🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/Got secrets? We like those.Drop it here before you explode:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowIf you listen every week and still haven’t followed… that’s weird.Fix it:🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsWant the version without the training wheels?🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

The Gang debates giving away a legal Nevada hooker as a prize.Not a joke. Not a bit. An actual poll gets created. They read one-star Bunny Ranch reviews from men mad they only got 15 minutes after negotiating the price down. They argue about whether you can legally shoot a guy jerking off outside your window. (Spoiler: you can’t.) A lawyer jumps in to break down:• Aiding and abetting• Defamation vs opinion• Miranda rights• When you actually have to identify yourselfIt’s prostitution economics, legal education, and public indecency rage — all in one episode.Welcome to America's Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸Buy merch that’ll get you banned from Disneyland🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Confess Something weirdDrop your anonymous confessions. We read everything.🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowLike, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review and Comment on EVERY DAMN PLATFORM.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsWant the full video episode? Join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus segments every week.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

A psychic bails. Stroke almost books a flight to Arizona for a $200,000 reward. We legally clarify that we are not responsible for anyone choking during the Steak & BJ giveaway. A tapeworm diet story makes everyone reconsider the dark web. China flexes humanoid kung-fu robots. A dad tracks his 15-year-old to a house party and gets accused of “violating privacy.” Harvard body parts are being sold for profit. And somehow we end up researching how many midgets are in the United States. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 Wear Something That’ll Get You JudgedShirt of the Month is live until it’s not.🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Say It AnonymouslyConfess it. We’ll read it. Probably laugh.🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowFollow it. Subscribe to it. Rate it. Comment on it.Every platform. Don’t half-ass it.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsFull uncensored video episode, bonus segments, voicemails, extra chaos.Join the DPs.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNancy Guthrie psychic FBI Arizona reward 200000 steak and blowjob giveaway Texas Roadhouse Facebook page contest tapeworm diet pills dark web weight loss pork tapeworm brain cysts China humanoid robots kung fu robots robotics competition Elon Musk robotics suicide pod Switzerland Double Dutch AI screening life insurance life settlements Harvard morgue body parts human skin bookbinding house party teenager location tracking sourdough recipe book Little People of America Dwarf Athletic Association midget street worker Stockton Boulevard Ohio Boy freestyle kangaroo kicking witch spike fence crash digital dump

Welcome back to another mind-blowing episode of Not That Damn Show, where someone submits a confession asking for a Fleshlight molded from Ian’s anatomy, they explain how ugly guys somehow land beautiful wives, and Florida Man tries to avoid arrest by identifying himself as George Costanza. Somewhere in the middle of all that, the show spirals into Craigslust gangbang ads, failed radio journalism at a dumpy motel, cupcake assaults, and the realization that facial recognition has officially killed everyone’s chances of getting away with anything ever again. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸Buy merch that’ll get you disinvited from family gatherings permanently:🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠💌 Confess Something Fucked UpTell us your secrets. We’re already traumatized anyway:🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠Follow the show everywhere or continue making terrible life decisions alone:🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠Like, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review, and Comment on everything. Yes, everything.Want the full video episode and the stuff we probably shouldn’t be showing anyone?Join the DPs and unlock exclusive content, songs, voicemails, and bonus insanity:🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNot That Damn Show random facts contronym capitonym English language Robin Williams improv confession Fleshlight Ian anus goatee tickle nuts charisma dating wives out of your league selling yourself charisma dating advice Epstein files redacted names Florida law death penalty facial recognition arrest George Costanza fake name trespassing warrant resisting arrest Florida Man Baker Act cupcake assault Crime Stoppers reward Bitcoin ransom note Craigslust Las Vegas Harrahs gangbang swinger John motel gangbang radio interview Craigslist hookup trans girls Craigslist ad boxer briefs free balling Patreon Spotify supporters shirt of the month True Love Doesn’t Knock

It’s 9PM somewhere. Mikey’s drinking. Jen’s computer sucks. Ian might be wanted for kidnapping someone’s grandma. Frozen iguanas are falling out of trees in Florida, Pornhub comments are more philosophical than therapy, and somehow we end up discussing whether the government should monitor your masturbation habits. Add in substitute teachers showing up drunk, Uber roofie stories, mugshot guessing games, and a brief detour into actual real-life trauma that hits harder than expected. Then we go right back to midget wrestling and deadly weapon charges. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 Buy the Shirt Before It’s Gone The “True Love Doesn’t Knock” Shirt of the Month is live. Limited run. No reprints. 🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠💌 Confess Your Sins Anonymous. Messy. Questionable life decisions encouraged. 🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠Follow, subscribe, rate, review, comment, yell at us — whatever you gotta do. 🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠Want the full video episode? Subscribe on spotify or join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus segments every week.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNot That Damn Show America’s Loudest Podcast frozen iguanas Florida cold snap Florida man mugshots What Did They Do game Pornhub comment section Uber roofie story substitute teacher DUI preschool gun in backpack aggravated assault deadly weapon disorderly conduct riot charge failure to appear vandalism DUI crash domestic abuse trauma bonding Stockholm syndrome Super Bowl commercials Dundee Australia tourism ad Ring camera warrant Nest Google warrant government porn restriction Florida Pornhub law midget wrestling Japan vending machines used underwear live beetles weighted blanket vibrator confession water sports daddy issues pegged Ian marijuana possession 20 grams drug equipment possession

A listener wrote a song about Stroke having sex 38 times in one day and sent it in. You listened to it. All of it. That should’ve been the whole episode — but somehow, it spiraled into a half-serious campaign to let Chick-fil-A run the country, a debate over Pornhub ass-eating stats, and a book called How to Start a Cult. Next thing you know, everyone’s pitching Kool-Aid merch and Stroke is leading a sex orgy interview team in a hazmat suit. Also: funeral desecration in Florida, a Dollar Tree crime ring in Sacramento, a missing flamingo statue in Parma, a bank heist where the money was stored in a goddamn cooler, and Daniel the black guy (probably).Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸Listener Kenobi wants advice on asking a girl to be his Valentine. The gang tries to help, then mocks him with rejection trauma stories and redhead slander.A Pornhub stat claiming 73% of Gen Z eats ass gets treated like it's peer-reviewed science. Ian doubts it. Mikey blames memes. Jenn considers launching a listener poll.Dammit Jess writes a song called “You Fucked Me 38 Times,” inspired by Stroke’s TRT-fueled sex marathon. The lyrics include “embedded in my vagina.” It’s a moment.Parenting dilemma: kid gets a black eye during a “UFC” playdate. Jenn wants accountability. Ian wants self-defense classes. Mikey just wants less therapy bills.Daniel (self-identified “black guy”) emails in to argue DNA percentages. 👕 Grab Our ShitIt won’t save your soul, but it will make you look like you sold it.🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠💌 Confess Something Fucked UpBe braver than Kenobi. Drop your anonymous filth here:🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠Subscribe, follow, leave a review — or we’ll send Ian to your house with a cooler full of cash and zero context.🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠Join the cult.Watch the full video on Spotify or join Patreon for more: exclusive songs, bonus segments, and way too much puppet content.🎥 ⁠https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow⁠

Jenn’s Only Hater crawled out of Spotify comments again… so we wrote him a theme song, roasted his existence, and then moved on like adults … by reading filthy romance novels to each other out loud. Butt stuff, “intimate muscles,” and finger placement breakdowns included. Jenn returns from her emo sex cruise refreshed and railed, Stroke’s bones are cracking like popcorn, Ian’s heartburn gets blamed on some extremely questionable oral history and Mikey can’t sleep without hugging a body pillow now. Meanwhile, a grandma becomes a $4K-a-month escort, a methhead steals a plane, and some lunatic in the UK legally marries her dog. This episode should come with a health warning. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 Wear This and Lose FriendsThis month’s shirt says “True Love Doesn’t Knock” — just like your ex, the feds, or that rash that came back. Limited run. Gone February 29th.🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠💌 Got Issues? Make 'Em OursSay something anonymous, twisted, and true. We might read it on the show, or just judge you privately like normal people.🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠🎧 Click All the ShitSub, follow, rate, review — we don’t care where, just do it. Spotify, Apple, YouTube, whatever. Make noise.🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠🎥 Want the Video? Two Ways In.Subscribe on Spotify for the full unedited video every week — no ads, no bleeps, all the filth.Or join Patreon to get that plus bonus segments, exclusive songs, and the extra stuff we can't legally stream.🎧 Audio’s always free and everywhere: Spotify, Apple, YouTube, your mom’s Alexa.👉 https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowBookTok smut reading Jen’s Only Hater Nico puppet versions Muppet show parody DNA test results Black History Month joke emo cruise recap Devil Wears Prada fight Ian heartburn rant Tums old guy podcast Sleep paralysis pillow numb arm reading glasses aging Jen Kyle sex vacation Aftershock festival newbies Clone a Willy grandma escort story meth plane hijacker Florida Man story marriage to a dog dog bride BookTok dirty novels Spotify comments Patreon poll reader voices segment midget dick size ICP gang sign in snow podcast merch Valentine’s Day shirt True Love Doesn’t Knock Mikey puppet rant groan laugh breakdown damn problems confession smut audiobook games Mitch wrestling segment dildo rant weird podcast stuff

Jenn disappears and the show immediately loses adult supervision. What starts as random facts mutates into a live Google spiral about animal anatomy that nobody consented to. Florida shows up doing Florida things, confessions cross lines they definitely saw coming, and Rick the lawyer is forced to answer questions no law school prepared him for. Somewhere in the middle, the internet hands the gang an “award-winning” country singer whose comment section becomes the real performance. Nothing gets resolved. Several things get worse.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 Grab Our ShitLimited-run shirts and other bad ideas you can wear in public:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Confess Something Fucked UpSay it here. Say it anonymously. Live with it forever:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowHit follow. Lock in the subscription.Stars and comments help more than you think.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsWatch the video by subscribing on Spotify.Patreon is where the extra segments and bonus content live.Songs, voicemails, and weekly extras.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

Jenn’s still gone and within minutes the show derails into emo sex cruises, hypothetical dildo merch, Craigslist freak mapping, and a brand-new life lesson that pulling your pants down is sometimes the fastest way to end a confrontation. Add in bleach-laced spaghetti, karaoke bans over ten dollars, stolen landmark flags, Walmart reality glitches, Arnie States joins the show to calmly explains how radio lawyers killed creativity while also pitching stand-up comedy about things no lawyer would ever approve. This episode wanders, spirals, overshares, and somehow still lands on abandoned mattress calendars and dick-shaped light switches. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸Get tickets to see Arnie at The Boardwalk HERE👕 Shirt of the MonthOne shirt. One month. Then it’s gone and you’re stuck buying the leftovers like a loser.🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Confess Something You’d Never Say Out LoudAnonymous. Messy. Probably a bad idea.🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowFollow the show. Subscribe. Leave a comment or don’t complain when we keep ignoring you.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsNot That Damn Show episode emo sex cruise karaoke ban Walmart bag incident bleach spaghetti Florida crime Craigslist freaks abandoned mattress calendar dick light switch stolen American flag Camping World karaoke licensing Arnie States stand up comedy Boardwalk May 23 radio contracts podcast freedom massage parlor arrest Florida news What Happened in Your Town Swear to God segment Stupid Products segment Patreon Spotify video Dirt Squirrel shirt

Stroke exposes his balls (again), Ian lays out all the lies your parents fed you, and Mikey declares war on fake work marriages. Also, we investigate the science of dick elasticity, the revenge potential of a Wendy’s cup, and why everyone on the internet needs to be tased. Jenn’s out on a cruise, but the testosterone is flowing, along with violent sex confessions, sad vape dads, and another Florida Man baptism in dumbassery.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.Stroke shares a traumatizing hotel room incident involving the “mouse on the trampoline” technique and a very unlucky housekeeper..Ian drops 10 childhood lies that were complete horseshit, from gum myths to the bullshit about the Great Wall of China being visible from space.Florida Man does donuts at a Jehovah’s Witness church on a first date. Because Florida.Mikey blows up the concept of “work wives” and goes full scorched earth on deleted texts and flirty coworkers.A teenage vape addict gets roasted harder than his mango pod. Parenting advice devolves into door removal and legalized beatdowns.Confessions include jerking it in a hospital bathroom, a panic attack mid-fake orgasm, and violent sex loyalty kink.A brawl featuring a bike, a mop, multiple shovels, and two suspiciously erect nipples takes top prize in Digital Dumpster Fire.One listener took a Wendy’s shit and turned it into ex-based bioterrorism. We salute you.The final video somehow makes us all miss our kids… until we remember they’re teenagers now and hate us.👕 Wear RegretCop the T-Shirt of the Month and whatever other ridiculous shit we’re selling before it disappears into the void like your last three brain cells.🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Say the Quiet Part Out LoudAnonymously admit the shit you’d never say in a group chat. We’ll read it. Probably judge you. But still read it.🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowTap the damn buttons.Follow, rate, review, and subscribe wherever podcasts haven’t banned us (yet).🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds