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Welcome back to the only show that will teach you about a caterpillar that pretends to be bird shit and then pivot straight into why Texas has 581 Dairy Queens and still can’t flip a Blizzard right. We roast Rob’s new disaster, question how many felonies are happening on his livestream, and then somehow end up workshopping slogans for a sperm-themed T-shirt … because apparently “get happy, swallow a nut” needs branding help. There’s a deep-sea whore fish with multiple ball-sack boyfriends, a debate over whether North Korean soldiers would stop fighting if they discovered Pornhub, and a listener confession about fisting his girlfriend until she couldn’t walk right for two days. By the time we get to Florida Man stealing a septic tank with a Corolla, a cop hiding his HIV status, and the dumbest “Dirty Minds” game known to man, your IQ will be lower but your mood will be better. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 If you’ve listened this far, you clearly make bad decisions, so make one more and buy a shirt before we start printing the sperm one. Grab the current chaos at: https://www.nottds.com/store/📩  Got a secret, a crime, or a medical-grade mistake you absolutely should not tell anyone? Perfect, tell us. Unload your shame here: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⭐ Follow, subscribe, leave a review, and generally feed the algorithm so this nonsense keeps paying for our internet. All the links are in one cursed tree: https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥If you want the uncensored video, the stuff freeloaders never see, and our beautiful mistakes in HD, that’s what Patreon and Spotify video are for. Sell your soul responsibly at: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNot That Damn Show Rob Soapbox podcast drama bad livestream audio balloon rapist alleged Kyle punchable face NorCal Holistics free gummies Mormon girlfriend peanut butter jelly Mormon midgets random facts bird poop caterpillar Texas Dairy Queen Blizzard flip angler fish sexual parasitism semen serotonin oral sex shirt slogan sperm shirt Dairy Queen Houston birthday death stats That 70s Show British remake tasting dead animals Pornhub traffic North Korean soldiers porn battlefield Florida Man Waffle House shooting Panama City septic tank theft Toyota Corolla karaoke gun bar Clearwater HIV cop Middle Eastern discrimination smells like Middle East DNA test Mormons Utah casino money dirt squirrels confessions fisting girlfriend Clorox wipe Brazilian wax hairless cat police violence anonymous confessions cheating with married man Dirty Minds card game worst game ever pressure washer white foam stripper song dead inside podcast Patreon Spotify video merch store stake and blowjob shirt America’s Loudest Podcast

Welcome back to the only show where “Can you guys shut the fuck up?” is both a catchphrase and a customer service policy.Last week Jenn yelled at her dogs and some weirdo in New York reported the video like it was a war crime. Somehow that spirals into arguments about sharing deodorant, stealing food off someone’s plate, toothbrush boundaries, fart strategy, and whether watching a show without your partner is basically cheating.Then the show goes exactly where it should: midget hooker interviews, a cartoonized “shut the f*ck up,” a kid beating the hell out of his abusive dad, and a travel influencer teaching people how to turn a hotel coffee maker into an underwear laundromat from hell.Ian rolls in with a karaoke capsule machine and enough weird junk to start a museum for divorced mall nerds.By the end somebody gets folded in a wrestling ring, somebody gets cracked with a bottle over ranch dressing, and Jenn once again proves her internet comment section is a crime scene.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸🧠 EPISODE BREAKDOWN• Mikey kicks off the show yelling “shut the f*ck up,” leading into Jenn getting reported on Facebook after yelling at her dogs in a video strangers decided was “unprofessional.”• Stroke talks about his birthday at a pizza/karaoke bar where a spring breaker hits on Christina and one of the girls, triggering stories about waiters flirting with underage teens in front of their parents.• Buffet chaos follows: Golden Corral war stories, Shoney’s serving alcohol at breakfast, post-radio-show drinking, and the “sunrise rule” where if the sun comes up the hookup dies.• The crew debates relationship hygiene: sharing deodorant, stealing fries, ChapStick rules, refusing to share toothbrushes, and the hard line at ball-hair razors.• Bathroom boundaries explode with open-door pooping, “poop closets,” locking the bathroom while home alone, and whether mouth hugs are cancelled if you pooped that morning.• Manscaping horror stories include itchy regrowth, naked mole rat balls, and finding abandoned pubes on public toilets and the old radio station bathroom.• Listener voicemails bring up Jesse the Celtics fan from Citrus Heights, South Sac’s legendary midget hooker, Jenn’s “shut the f*ck up” soundboard becoming a ringtone, chemtrail paranoia, and dreams of another NTDS barbecue or festival.• WTF News covers sushi push pops in Japan, the Gen Z insult “choppelganger,” a 13-year-old beating up his abusive dad, and a travel influencer washing underwear in a hotel coffee maker.• Digital Dumpster Fire features a brutal wrestling fail, a ranch-dressing fight ending with a bottle to the face, a kid getting yanked into a car by his pants, and one deeply cursed creepy-guy video.👕 MERCHIf you want to spiritually support this level of stupidity, grab a shirt before we get banned from another state.https://www.nottds.com/store/📩 CONFESSIONSGot secrets, crimes, or bad decisions? Perfect. Dump them here and let us judge you publicly.https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⭐ FOLLOW / SUBSCRIBEFollow, subscribe, leave a review, and validate our terrible life choices.https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 VIDEO VERSIONWant the uncensored video, preshow chaos, and full nonsense? Patreon and Spotify video have it.https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

Every once in a while the news reminds you that the average adult human probably shouldn’t be trusted with car keys, children, or access to a Target self-checkout machine. This show is basically a full hour of that realization happening in real time. We get into a criminal mastermind who stole trading cards by scanning taco seasoning packets, a toddler somehow drinking meth out of a sippy cup, and a guy who managed to get arrested during his own driver’s license test while the instructor was sitting right next to him. Somewhere along the way the conversation veers into ancestry DNA tests, sleep apnea, and pizza hatred. We also read listener confessions and another round of “I Wish I Didn’t Know That,” which proves once again the internet contains information no human brain ever needed.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸Buy the damn merch or don’t. Either way it’s here:https://www.nottds.com/store/Got something shady, embarrassing, or straight-up illegal you want off your chest?Drop it here anonymously:https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowFollow the show, subscribe wherever you listen, and leave a review if you’re not a coward.https://linktr.ee/nottdsFull uncensored video lives on Patreon and Spotify video if you want the version where nothing gets cut.https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowflorida or not segment bizarre crime news retail theft scheme target self checkout scam taco seasoning theft organized retail theft florida sunshine law mugshots dna ancestry testing 23andme results gambling addiction young adults anonymous confessions podcast confession segment i wish i didnt know that trivia game bizarre facts sleep apnea snoring discussion gas prices california taxes comedy news podcast crime commentary podcast

We started by leaving the pre-show nonsense in on purpose for the DPs, which means the episode opens like a live document of everybody being sick, annoyed, and already talking too much. Then somehow we go from AI slop and robot comment wars to giving away Steak and a Blow Job Day prizes before bringing on Morgan (the dead body finder), who casually explains that her dog can find a single drop of blood and that hiding a body is apparently a terrible retirement plan. From there it turns into voicemails, listener comments, a truly broken conversation about dog breeding that should probably be sealed by a court, and a run through news stories involving a serial plane stowaway, animal-roleplaying teens, Vatican AI demon paranoia, and a cop dumb enough to incriminate himself with his own phone habits. The show wraps with family drama, creepy moms in Instagram comments, and yet another criminal dating game disaster that ends exactly how it should. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🧠 EPISODE BREAKDOWNMikey announces that the first part of every recording is staying in the show now, unedited, whether anybody behaves or not.The crew talks about everybody in their lives being sick before Stroke tells the story about nearly getting into it with a hammered old guy at the bar who kept saying he had to “earn” his way into the family.They roast terrible AI branding, talk about Grammarly getting people flagged, and joke that comment sections are now just two robots arguing with each other.Ted Evans from Florida and Casey Goodman from North Highlands win the “Release the Meat” and “Eat My Meat” contest posts, and the new Steak and a Blow Job shirt is available at NotTDS.comMorgan joins the show and explains cadaver dog work, including training with actual human remains, how specific the dogs are, and how they can detect tiny traces like a single drop of blood.Voicemails roll in from Jesse, who sounds like he runs half the economy by himself, and Matt, who finds out the boiling-water-with-salt thing is mostly bullshit.Listener comments about launching a podcast network, Joe Rogan, radio censorship, and a truly deranged stretch about dog breeding, dog fluffers, and whether $10,000 changes a person spiritually.Jen’s WTF News covers the repeat stowaway sneaking onto flights, teens acting like animals in parks, Vatican exorcism training for AI demon nonsense, and a Detroit cop stealing explicit content from a woman’s phone.The first Damn Problem is about a grandpa publicly suggesting his 15-year-old grandson is “probably gay,” and the crew tells the listener to shut that down instead of hiding behind the “different generation” excuse.The second Damn Problem is about a girlfriend’s mom leaving thirsty Instagram comments, and the episode ends with Jen’s criminal dating game, where Stroke gets cooked again.Buy the shirt, because apparently “Steak and a Blow Job” is a lifestyle brand now.Store: https://www.nottds.com/store/Got something weird, filthy, stupid, or potentially family-ending? Good. Drop it here.https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowFollow the show, leave a review, and help feed this bad decision before the algorithm buries it under wellness podcasts and NPC trash.https://linktr.ee/nottdsWant the uncensored video version where the real nonsense lives? That’s on Patreon and Spotify video, because apparently audio alone wasn’t damaging enough.https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShownot that damn show cadaver dog handler human remains detection canine steak and a blow job day release the meat eat my meat NFLST North Florida search team voicemail salt in boiling water GAS Digital Network Joe Rogan AI slop Grammarly robot arguments dog breeder dog fluffer Frenchies WTF news plane stowaway Svetlana Dali therians Argentina Vatican AI exorcism Detroit police officer phone photos damn problems grandpa says grandson is probably gay girlfriend mom Instagram comments criminal dating game transgender inmate

The episode opens with the crew already fired up after discovering another podcast trying to ride their coattails. From there the conversation goes exactly where you’d expect: nowhere responsible. Jenn's back after her daughter took gold at softball, which is not what we told you people, but here we are. What followed was two-plus hours of the kind of shit that only happens when nobody's in control, a woman who ghosted her entire family for 25 years over a DUI, Stroke confusing the living hell out of an OnStar operator while barely forming sentences, a Chinese "kissing device" that no one on this planet is using for kissing, and a confession segment that somehow ended up at necrophilia before we even saw it coming. Nobody planned the mummy medicine discussion. Nobody planned the giant prehistoric beaver tangent. Nobody planned any of this… and that's exactly why you're still here. Welcome to America's Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 Grab Our Shit We made merch specifically designed to end relationships and start arguments. You're welcome: 🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Confess Your Weird Shit Whatever you just did  we want to know. Anonymous, judgment-free, and guaranteed to end up on the show: 🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow📲 Follow + Subscribe You listen anyway, so make it official. Like, follow, subscribe, rate, review, and comment on every platform you've got: 🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsWant the full uncut video version? Get on Spotify or come hang with the DPs on Patreon — exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and the bonus stuff that doesn't make it anywhere else:🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShownot that damn show america's loudest podcast jen softball tournament gold medal fast pitch softball bunny ranch gift certificate hooker prize contest visa gift card debate feetfinder selling feet online podcast hosts feet long toes toe grip rope climbing monkey feet podcast confession ntDS bottle opener keychain live event after party broken bottle opener listener confession band live or dead question acdc seeing bands in their prime podcast conversation about feet podcast hosts arguing podcast comedy discussion podcast listener submissions anonymous confessions podcast banter adult humor podcast contest idea bunny ranch conversation

in this uncensored episode 2N’s gone for the day, nobody’s fired (probably), and we’re knee-deep in updates about the hooker giveaway poll, the censorship “experiment,” and why some of you freeloaders suddenly hate beeps. We break down the logic behind editing last week’s episode, talk through monetizing without turning into the morning zoo, debate White Chicks 2 like adults who never matured, and casually discuss branding cows while wondering why we don’t have sponsors. Also, yes …. someone’s winning steak money for Steak and a Blowjob Day. Listen for the details to win in this episode and go to our our facebook page Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸If you’re gonna represent, represent correctly.🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/Got secrets? We like those.Drop it here before you explode:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowIf you listen every week and still haven’t followed… that’s weird.Fix it:🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsWant the version without the training wheels?🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

The Gang debates giving away a legal Nevada hooker as a prize.Not a joke. Not a bit. An actual poll gets created. They read one-star Bunny Ranch reviews from men mad they only got 15 minutes after negotiating the price down. They argue about whether you can legally shoot a guy jerking off outside your window. (Spoiler: you can’t.) A lawyer jumps in to break down:• Aiding and abetting• Defamation vs opinion• Miranda rights• When you actually have to identify yourselfIt’s prostitution economics, legal education, and public indecency rage — all in one episode.Welcome to America's Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸Buy merch that’ll get you banned from Disneyland🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Confess Something weirdDrop your anonymous confessions. We read everything.🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowLike, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review and Comment on EVERY DAMN PLATFORM.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsWant the full video episode? Join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus segments every week.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

A psychic bails. Stroke almost books a flight to Arizona for a $200,000 reward. We legally clarify that we are not responsible for anyone choking during the Steak & BJ giveaway. A tapeworm diet story makes everyone reconsider the dark web. China flexes humanoid kung-fu robots. A dad tracks his 15-year-old to a house party and gets accused of “violating privacy.” Harvard body parts are being sold for profit. And somehow we end up researching how many midgets are in the United States. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 Wear Something That’ll Get You JudgedShirt of the Month is live until it’s not.🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Say It AnonymouslyConfess it. We’ll read it. Probably laugh.🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowFollow it. Subscribe to it. Rate it. Comment on it.Every platform. Don’t half-ass it.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsFull uncensored video episode, bonus segments, voicemails, extra chaos.Join the DPs.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNancy Guthrie psychic FBI Arizona reward 200000 steak and blowjob giveaway Texas Roadhouse Facebook page contest tapeworm diet pills dark web weight loss pork tapeworm brain cysts China humanoid robots kung fu robots robotics competition Elon Musk robotics suicide pod Switzerland Double Dutch AI screening life insurance life settlements Harvard morgue body parts human skin bookbinding house party teenager location tracking sourdough recipe book Little People of America Dwarf Athletic Association midget street worker Stockton Boulevard Ohio Boy freestyle kangaroo kicking witch spike fence crash digital dump

Welcome back to another mind-blowing episode of Not That Damn Show, where someone submits a confession asking for a Fleshlight molded from Ian’s anatomy, they explain how ugly guys somehow land beautiful wives, and Florida Man tries to avoid arrest by identifying himself as George Costanza. Somewhere in the middle of all that, the show spirals into Craigslust gangbang ads, failed radio journalism at a dumpy motel, cupcake assaults, and the realization that facial recognition has officially killed everyone’s chances of getting away with anything ever again. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸Buy merch that’ll get you disinvited from family gatherings permanently:🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠💌 Confess Something Fucked UpTell us your secrets. We’re already traumatized anyway:🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠Follow the show everywhere or continue making terrible life decisions alone:🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠Like, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review, and Comment on everything. Yes, everything.Want the full video episode and the stuff we probably shouldn’t be showing anyone?Join the DPs and unlock exclusive content, songs, voicemails, and bonus insanity:🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNot That Damn Show random facts contronym capitonym English language Robin Williams improv confession Fleshlight Ian anus goatee tickle nuts charisma dating wives out of your league selling yourself charisma dating advice Epstein files redacted names Florida law death penalty facial recognition arrest George Costanza fake name trespassing warrant resisting arrest Florida Man Baker Act cupcake assault Crime Stoppers reward Bitcoin ransom note Craigslust Las Vegas Harrahs gangbang swinger John motel gangbang radio interview Craigslist hookup trans girls Craigslist ad boxer briefs free balling Patreon Spotify supporters shirt of the month True Love Doesn’t Knock

It’s 9PM somewhere. Mikey’s drinking. Jen’s computer sucks. Ian might be wanted for kidnapping someone’s grandma. Frozen iguanas are falling out of trees in Florida, Pornhub comments are more philosophical than therapy, and somehow we end up discussing whether the government should monitor your masturbation habits. Add in substitute teachers showing up drunk, Uber roofie stories, mugshot guessing games, and a brief detour into actual real-life trauma that hits harder than expected. Then we go right back to midget wrestling and deadly weapon charges. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 Buy the Shirt Before It’s Gone The “True Love Doesn’t Knock” Shirt of the Month is live. Limited run. No reprints. 🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠💌 Confess Your Sins Anonymous. Messy. Questionable life decisions encouraged. 🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠Follow, subscribe, rate, review, comment, yell at us — whatever you gotta do. 🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠Want the full video episode? Subscribe on spotify or join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus segments every week.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNot That Damn Show America’s Loudest Podcast frozen iguanas Florida cold snap Florida man mugshots What Did They Do game Pornhub comment section Uber roofie story substitute teacher DUI preschool gun in backpack aggravated assault deadly weapon disorderly conduct riot charge failure to appear vandalism DUI crash domestic abuse trauma bonding Stockholm syndrome Super Bowl commercials Dundee Australia tourism ad Ring camera warrant Nest Google warrant government porn restriction Florida Pornhub law midget wrestling Japan vending machines used underwear live beetles weighted blanket vibrator confession water sports daddy issues pegged Ian marijuana possession 20 grams drug equipment possession

A listener wrote a song about Stroke having sex 38 times in one day and sent it in. You listened to it. All of it. That should’ve been the whole episode — but somehow, it spiraled into a half-serious campaign to let Chick-fil-A run the country, a debate over Pornhub ass-eating stats, and a book called How to Start a Cult. Next thing you know, everyone’s pitching Kool-Aid merch and Stroke is leading a sex orgy interview team in a hazmat suit. Also: funeral desecration in Florida, a Dollar Tree crime ring in Sacramento, a missing flamingo statue in Parma, a bank heist where the money was stored in a goddamn cooler, and Daniel the black guy (probably).Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸Listener Kenobi wants advice on asking a girl to be his Valentine. The gang tries to help, then mocks him with rejection trauma stories and redhead slander.A Pornhub stat claiming 73% of Gen Z eats ass gets treated like it's peer-reviewed science. Ian doubts it. Mikey blames memes. Jenn considers launching a listener poll.Dammit Jess writes a song called “You Fucked Me 38 Times,” inspired by Stroke’s TRT-fueled sex marathon. The lyrics include “embedded in my vagina.” It’s a moment.Parenting dilemma: kid gets a black eye during a “UFC” playdate. Jenn wants accountability. Ian wants self-defense classes. Mikey just wants less therapy bills.Daniel (self-identified “black guy”) emails in to argue DNA percentages. 👕 Grab Our ShitIt won’t save your soul, but it will make you look like you sold it.🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠💌 Confess Something Fucked UpBe braver than Kenobi. Drop your anonymous filth here:🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠Subscribe, follow, leave a review — or we’ll send Ian to your house with a cooler full of cash and zero context.🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠Join the cult.Watch the full video on Spotify or join Patreon for more: exclusive songs, bonus segments, and way too much puppet content.🎥 ⁠https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow⁠

Jenn’s Only Hater crawled out of Spotify comments again… so we wrote him a theme song, roasted his existence, and then moved on like adults … by reading filthy romance novels to each other out loud. Butt stuff, “intimate muscles,” and finger placement breakdowns included. Jenn returns from her emo sex cruise refreshed and railed, Stroke’s bones are cracking like popcorn, Ian’s heartburn gets blamed on some extremely questionable oral history and Mikey can’t sleep without hugging a body pillow now. Meanwhile, a grandma becomes a $4K-a-month escort, a methhead steals a plane, and some lunatic in the UK legally marries her dog. This episode should come with a health warning. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 Wear This and Lose FriendsThis month’s shirt says “True Love Doesn’t Knock” — just like your ex, the feds, or that rash that came back. Limited run. Gone February 29th.🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠💌 Got Issues? Make 'Em OursSay something anonymous, twisted, and true. We might read it on the show, or just judge you privately like normal people.🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠🎧 Click All the ShitSub, follow, rate, review — we don’t care where, just do it. Spotify, Apple, YouTube, whatever. Make noise.🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠🎥 Want the Video? Two Ways In.Subscribe on Spotify for the full unedited video every week — no ads, no bleeps, all the filth.Or join Patreon to get that plus bonus segments, exclusive songs, and the extra stuff we can't legally stream.🎧 Audio’s always free and everywhere: Spotify, Apple, YouTube, your mom’s Alexa.👉 https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowBookTok smut reading Jen’s Only Hater Nico puppet versions Muppet show parody DNA test results Black History Month joke emo cruise recap Devil Wears Prada fight Ian heartburn rant Tums old guy podcast Sleep paralysis pillow numb arm reading glasses aging Jen Kyle sex vacation Aftershock festival newbies Clone a Willy grandma escort story meth plane hijacker Florida Man story marriage to a dog dog bride BookTok dirty novels Spotify comments Patreon poll reader voices segment midget dick size ICP gang sign in snow podcast merch Valentine’s Day shirt True Love Doesn’t Knock Mikey puppet rant groan laugh breakdown damn problems confession smut audiobook games Mitch wrestling segment dildo rant weird podcast stuff

Jenn disappears and the show immediately loses adult supervision. What starts as random facts mutates into a live Google spiral about animal anatomy that nobody consented to. Florida shows up doing Florida things, confessions cross lines they definitely saw coming, and Rick the lawyer is forced to answer questions no law school prepared him for. Somewhere in the middle, the internet hands the gang an “award-winning” country singer whose comment section becomes the real performance. Nothing gets resolved. Several things get worse.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 Grab Our ShitLimited-run shirts and other bad ideas you can wear in public:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Confess Something Fucked UpSay it here. Say it anonymously. Live with it forever:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowHit follow. Lock in the subscription.Stars and comments help more than you think.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsWatch the video by subscribing on Spotify.Patreon is where the extra segments and bonus content live.Songs, voicemails, and weekly extras.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

Jenn’s still gone and within minutes the show derails into emo sex cruises, hypothetical dildo merch, Craigslist freak mapping, and a brand-new life lesson that pulling your pants down is sometimes the fastest way to end a confrontation. Add in bleach-laced spaghetti, karaoke bans over ten dollars, stolen landmark flags, Walmart reality glitches, Arnie States joins the show to calmly explains how radio lawyers killed creativity while also pitching stand-up comedy about things no lawyer would ever approve. This episode wanders, spirals, overshares, and somehow still lands on abandoned mattress calendars and dick-shaped light switches. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸Get tickets to see Arnie at The Boardwalk HERE👕 Shirt of the MonthOne shirt. One month. Then it’s gone and you’re stuck buying the leftovers like a loser.🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Confess Something You’d Never Say Out LoudAnonymous. Messy. Probably a bad idea.🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowFollow the show. Subscribe. Leave a comment or don’t complain when we keep ignoring you.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsNot That Damn Show episode emo sex cruise karaoke ban Walmart bag incident bleach spaghetti Florida crime Craigslist freaks abandoned mattress calendar dick light switch stolen American flag Camping World karaoke licensing Arnie States stand up comedy Boardwalk May 23 radio contracts podcast freedom massage parlor arrest Florida news What Happened in Your Town Swear to God segment Stupid Products segment Patreon Spotify video Dirt Squirrel shirt

Stroke exposes his balls (again), Ian lays out all the lies your parents fed you, and Mikey declares war on fake work marriages. Also, we investigate the science of dick elasticity, the revenge potential of a Wendy’s cup, and why everyone on the internet needs to be tased. Jenn’s out on a cruise, but the testosterone is flowing, along with violent sex confessions, sad vape dads, and another Florida Man baptism in dumbassery.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.Stroke shares a traumatizing hotel room incident involving the “mouse on the trampoline” technique and a very unlucky housekeeper..Ian drops 10 childhood lies that were complete horseshit, from gum myths to the bullshit about the Great Wall of China being visible from space.Florida Man does donuts at a Jehovah’s Witness church on a first date. Because Florida.Mikey blows up the concept of “work wives” and goes full scorched earth on deleted texts and flirty coworkers.A teenage vape addict gets roasted harder than his mango pod. Parenting advice devolves into door removal and legalized beatdowns.Confessions include jerking it in a hospital bathroom, a panic attack mid-fake orgasm, and violent sex loyalty kink.A brawl featuring a bike, a mop, multiple shovels, and two suspiciously erect nipples takes top prize in Digital Dumpster Fire.One listener took a Wendy’s shit and turned it into ex-based bioterrorism. We salute you.The final video somehow makes us all miss our kids… until we remember they’re teenagers now and hate us.👕 Wear RegretCop the T-Shirt of the Month and whatever other ridiculous shit we’re selling before it disappears into the void like your last three brain cells.🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Say the Quiet Part Out LoudAnonymously admit the shit you’d never say in a group chat. We’ll read it. Probably judge you. But still read it.🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowTap the damn buttons.Follow, rate, review, and subscribe wherever podcasts haven’t banned us (yet).🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds

Stroke’s married, Ian’s bitter, and Mikey’s rethinking friendship contracts. Jenn’s out getting one of her Ns removed (finally), so the boys spiral into poop-launching massage parlor arrests, Craigslust, and getting real about just how damn old they’ve become. Also: Copper thieves cripple Sacramento transit, nobody wants Ian at their wedding, and Reno is full of freaks. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.Jenn’s missing in action due to a mysterious medical “N removal,” and the gang immediately spirals without female supervision.A Defuniak Springs massage parlor owner weaponizes her poop to avoid arrest (actual Florida police report quote: “defecating toward the officer”).Sacramento’s Gold Line was shut down by a copper-stealing crackhead who probably netted $50 and a Subway sandwich.Haters still obsessed with the show — and Stroke drops the truth about white-label turkey brine and fake “radio products.”Craigslist Confessional: Reno's finest include piss freaks, titty milk suckers, open-relationship blowjob seekers, and a 68-year-old dom with a milking machine.Ian reveals the Florida Scale — an actual visual ranking system featuring mugshot dolphins, mullet gators, and general degeneracy.👕 Grab Our Shirt of the Month (or Whatever Dumb Shit We Slapped on Fabric)Every month we drop a new design that disappears forever — like your dad after that "quick trip to the store."💩 Or just grab a hat. Or a hoodie. We don't care, just buy something:🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠💌 Got Something Rotten Festering in Your Soul?Spill your dirty little secret. Stay anonymous. Feel slightly better. Maybe.😈 Drop it here before it eats you alive:🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠Like, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review, and Comment on EVERY DAMN PLATFORM🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠Join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus stuff.🎥 ⁠https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

You ever find yourself inventing vagina breath strips and betting on poultry to shit on a number while judging prison inmates for murder and theft? No? Then you’re not living right. In this episode, we do all of that and way too much more. By the time the felon dating game hits, it’s already too late to back out. One woman’s in for burglary. Another for homicide. And we all still picked her. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 Grab Our ShitPerfect for bingo, jail visits, or disappointing your dad:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Confess Something Fucked UpYou’ve done worse than us. Prove it:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowRate, review, subscribe, like, follow, or go touch grass.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsWant to see our faces while we shame each other publicly?🎥 Full video + exclusive extras at: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowChicken Shit Bingo prison dating game vag tacks baby cage bingo goat felon bachelorette capital murder podcast bird poop betting game swamp mermaid podcast Gooch shaving background check Pete Davidson Monsters Inc vagina mints Manzilian game Florida woman bingo winner podcast prison pen pal segment NOT That Damn Show Jenn lies Tina eliminated uncle Earl bird turd jokes bingo square 17 cop killer inmate dating segment weird podcast ideas redneck betting game podcast episode 63 podcast Florida mermaid Cajun mermaid podcast American bingo game episode poop talk podcast

This episode is like an emotional handjob that ends with someone shoving a shampoo bottle up their ass. We start with everybody feeling feelings — like real, ugly cry-type shit — and just when you think we might be growing as people, we immediately go full brain rot. Grave-robbing psychopaths? Check. Cops turning into frogs? Yep. Federal butthole report? Hell yes. Then it’s open season on hate comments, the bitter trolls finally get their time to shine while we drag their sad little Reddit fingers through the dirt. And we wrap it up with “Who Had the Worst Week” – Dammit Edition, where one listener spirals so hard we almost call a hotline. It’s sincere. It’s disturbing. It’s aggressively dumb.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.👕 Grab Our ShitBuy merch that’ll get you kicked out of family events:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Confess Something Fucked UpSend us your anonymous confessions. We won’t judge (much):🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowLike, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review and Comment on EVERY DAMN PLATFORM!🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsWant the full video episode? Subscribe on Spotify or Join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus segments every week.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShownot that damn show episode 62 happy cry segment teen mom senior night wtf news bones skulls pennsylvania grave robber ai police frog utah cops princess and the frog ai fail government butt list items removed from body shampoo bottle baseball uncooked pasta coat hanger hate comments reddit trolls listener feedback who had the worst week dammit edition comedy podcast adult humor unfiltered show offensive podcast green frog delivery patreon episode recap listener voicemails

The confessions came in hot — one about Christmas car sex with an ex, one about getting “moist” from our lawyer's voice, and a truly tragic Bingo-related grievance. That set the tone. Then it spiraled into Yelp vengeance, a full Chicken Shit Bingo tangent, and one of the dumbest games we’ve ever played: AI Fart or Real Fart?. Things were said. Lives were changed. Farrell’s Ice Cream may never recover. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.Listener says Lawyer Rick’s voice made them “moist.” No one recovers.Farrell’s Ice Cream is possibly dead because of a Yelp review from one of us. No regrets.Bingo comes up. Not normal bingo. Chicken shit bingo.Confession of ex-wife car sex on Christmas Day — bonus: she’s remarried.Another listener blew out two women in one night at Ms. Newby’s and wanted us to know.Grandma’s still fucking the man who brings her dinner. This is fine.Random Facts involve LSD films, the name Alf, and other signs of societal collapse.Game of “AI Fart or Real Fart” gets wildly competitive — and weirdly wet.By the end, everyone admits: we suck. But we’re not stopping.Closing message? “Don’t kill strippers.” Because we care.Wear something that makes strangers question your mental health:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/Make us feel better about ourselves. Send your worst:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowYou know the drill. Hit the buttons or eat a fart:🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds🧢 Grab Our Shit💌 Confess Something Fucked Up📲 Follow + Subscribe

The show’s back and somehow dumber than ever. Stroke got engaged, then immediately waxed his asshole. The Celebrity Death Pool is back with wild card picks and 10 times more disrespect. From California gun rulings and Bangkok coffin resurrections to shamans stating the obvious, prison drone surf-and-turf and STD-sounding dinosaurs — nothing in this episode lands clean, and that’s exactly how we like it. Add voicemails, Reddit hate, dog-related bedroom trauma, and the quiet realization that everyone on this show is probably already flagged by multiple federal agencies. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.🧠 Episode BreakdownSeason Two officially launches with the Dirt Squirrel mascot discussion and a debate about never changing the intro songStroke announces his engagement while also explaining a same-week butthole wax, manicure, and Santa costume logisticsThe return of Celebrity Death Picks includes point scoring rules, wild cards, and immediate arguments about who is “allowed” to dieExtended argument over spoiler etiquette using Stranger Things and Star Wars as examplesWTF News covers a woman found alive in her coffin before cremation in Thailand and spirals into cremation machine shoppingCalifornia’s open carry ruling sparks a heated, extremely unscientific gun debate involving Gavin Newsom’s hairA drone drops steak, crab legs, weed, and Old Bay seasoning into a prison yard and everyone agrees the guard kept itDinosaur fossils in Nevada introduce the word “ichthyosaur,” which immediately becomes a venereal disease jokeDamn Problems segment splits the room over a husband disappearing to a neighbor’s couch on New Year’s EveVoicemails and comments include listener callouts, engagement congratulations, and an extremely uncomfortable dog-in-the-bedroom confession👕 Buy Our GarbageClothes bold enough to get you quietly uninvited from holidays:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Got Something Fucked Up?Unload it anonymously. We’ll judge just a little:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowFollow us everywhere or don’t complain when you miss the chaos:🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsWant to see what we look like while we say this crap?Join the DPs on Patreon for full video episodes, extra segments, voicemails, and original songs.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNot That Damn Show Episode 60 Stroke engagement Santa costume butt wax fake nails Celebrity Death Pool 2026 wild card Bangkok funeral cremation coffin cremator machine Jenn cremation hookup Thailand court ruling California open carry Ninth Circuit Ian legal read drone steak crab legs weed Old Bay prison delivery Fifi prison sex toy voicemails confession ex text Happy New Year dog licked balls Reddit hate Don Geronimo accusation Candace Owens notary discussion cremation side hustle cremator for sale shaman forecast 2026 weather chaos Ian death prediction