No One Else Will Listen

Welcome to Miami. Bonnie’s belly is growing… horizontally? And Lottie’s hair is growing. Full stop. Miracles happen in different ways.This week, the sisters chat about the constant changes women’s bodies go through, and why speaking about them matters. Because sometimes one honest conversation is all it takes to remind someone else they’re not going through it alone.They then reflect on experiencing loss and trying to figure out how to navigate grief without much of a roadmap. While talking can help, they also recognise that everyone processes grief differently.For Bonnie, it’s about keeping her dad’s spirit alive in everyday chats with friends, and for Lottie, it’s leaning into dark humour and proudly joining The Dead Dads Club, because sometimes laughter really is the best medicine.Slide into their DMs on Instagram @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the first in-person recording of No One Else Will Listen! And the sister's are up-close-and-personal.Lottie threw Bonnie the baby shower of dreams. Gorgeous décor, emotional speeches, and a catering plan that was 99% sushi. For a pregnant woman. Minor detail. Crisis averted (eventually), and no expectant mothers were harmed in the making of this party.The sisters debrief the big day before spiralling into the Traitors finale (they don't know what to be tinking), and asking the world's most pressing question right now: where is Jim Carrey?If you have answers, slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When it rains, it pours. Bonnie’s having twins! Except they’re not identical. One is a human child, and the other is her sunglasses brand. Not only has Bonnie been growing an actual baby, she's been a one-woman-show in launching her very own business, Studio 92. Good thing her pregnancy app has been there to hold her hand every step of the way! Now if only there was an app to tell her when her company is the size of a watermelon, or which manufacturer to use. Meanwhile, Lottie has decided the baby shower is happening whether Bonnie makes it home or not. Snowstorm? Act of God? Irrelevant. The show will go on. Lottie has a cartwheel to do.The sisters discuss the chaos, the trauma, and the unhinged drama that toxic reality TV brought to our screens. Were we entertained? Yes. Were we psychologically altered? Also yes.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 3 is here - and we’re back with a bang bump!Bonnie opens up about her fertility journey, from the emotional rollercoaster of IVF to the pure joy (and slight disbelief) of pregnancy. She shares how they surprised the family, the mental toll that fertility treatment can take, and the unbelievable support that carried her through it all. It’s honest, it’s vulnerable, and if you’re on a similar path, it's a reminder that you’re not alone.The sisters chat about the mix of excitement and sheer fear that comes with impending motherhood, and how important it is to have your people around you when life feels that big.Meanwhile, Lottie’s busy planning Bonnie’s baby shower. And listen, after organising the hen, this should be a breeze. Fewer willy straws, more tasteful décor... vagina coasters perhaps?Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the season finale! And honestly… it couldn’t have come at a better time. Bonnie’s knee-deep in moving boxes and battling the winter uglies, while Lottie has just lived the best week of her LIFE. No, not the Cover Girl moment - her house got a deep clean and she’s never been happier. It's out with the old and she's ready to say goodbye to the Year of the Snake.To wrap up the season, the sisters spark some early Christmas family drama with a festive round of “Who’s Most Likely?” (Ryan siblings, this is your cue to stop listening). Then comes the real chaos: a heated debate over the only Christmas question that matters - turkey or ham?Looking ahead to 2026, the girls are already planning their return for Season 3… because let’s be honest, No One Else Will Listen!Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bonnie and Lottie are coming down with something, but don’t panic, Lottie’s got a “remedy”... and yes, it involves toilet talk (because of course it does). It’s that time of year: head colds, Elf on the Shelf, and reflecting on the past twelve months - though honestly, must we?The sisters look back on their wildest Christmas memories, including the year someone stole Christmas. And no, it wasn’t The Grinch - it was Granny Maureen, who popped her clogs and stole the show. But in true Ryan fashion, the show must go on, just try not to trip over everything swept under the rug on your way to the Christmas tree!Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He’s behind you!!! No, not Bugsy Malone - it’s Franklin Jonas… yeehaw! Bonnie got a surprise show from the Bonus Jonas, and let’s just say… howdy, partner. Sadly though, Bonnie's dancing boots are off for this year’s family panto trip as she'll be sitting this one out. So if you spot Lottie at this year’s Gaiety panto, please - help her locate the nearest toilet so she's not squatting in the aisles during the first act.And this week’s big debate: what’s worse, sweating through a grey t-shirt, or eating a kangaroo testicle? According to Bonnie, it’s a tough call.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s full-fledged chaos in the Ryan family this week as the Christmas arguments have kicked off... in November. And we need your opinion: do gift cards ruin the Christmas magic?Lottie shares the most unattractive trait in a man, and no, it’s not wearing ankle socks with dress shoes - it's even worse.Meanwhile, Bonnie’s heading to the Jonas Brothers concert, praying they recognise her in the crowd. Maybe this is her chance to reignite her singing career and finally join the band as the Bonus Jonas.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lottie's losing her marbles this week - she couldn't find her way home without Google Maps and she lost her diary! Not just any diary... THE diary. Thankfully, with a quick prayer to St. Anthony (and a charitable bribe), it resurfaced just in time to remind her of her appearance on the 6 o’clock show, where she chatted all things peri- and menopause. Most people loved it… but of course, the keyboard warriors came crawling out of their caves.Bonnie shares her own experience receiving thoughtless comments around starting a family. She gets real about the struggles she's been facing, in hopes of spreading awareness and creating a safe place for anyone else on a similar journey - so no one feels alone.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lottie’s been fighting demons this week - and no, not the Halloween kind. Neither head lice nor bum worms are welcome in her home, but she’s ready in her hazmat suit just in case (think of the hair extensions!!).On a deeper note, the sisters open up about the hardships that shaped who they are today; from the impossible standards placed on young girls in the performance industry to the lasting scars left by bullying.As always, they pull each other through it, and remind each other (and us) that no matter what life throws your way, all you really need is one good friend.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just when you thought the birthday celebrations were over, Bonnie swoops in to steal the spotlight. As she enters this new era, she’s questioning her career path; is it time to get back on stage and answer her true calling? (Watch your backs, Westlife).Meanwhile, Lottie’s been juggling it all, back-to-back birthdays, 17 different pumpkin costumes, and, wait for it, her new boobs (she wishes). Someone take her back to Thanksgiving dinner on the Upper East Side with Serena and Blair.Psst... is it too soon to talk about Christmas?Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The verdict’s in on Molly Mae’s documentary, and let’s just say the reviews are in the toilet… literally. Lottie’s birthday has come and gone (along with everyone else’s who was in Kinara that night). Meanwhile, Bonnie’s been hit with a wave of homesickness watching her family and friends actually enjoy their lives without her - how dare they?! Not that she’d get an invite to Elliott's party anyway.Lottie opens up about her difficult birthing experience, and no, not the ogre scare (but phew!) - while Bonnie reflects on HER most prized possession… a cool pop. Honestly, valid.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s The Birthday Episode! And this week, it’s all about Lottie. Bonnie surprises her with birthday messages from her nearest and dearest, though they’re far from the emotional tributes she might’ve hoped for (Elliot excluded… but maybe he’s just trying to rival Taylor Swift’s new album drop). All Lottie really wants for her birthday is a trip to Sephora, a bushy thong, and a lunchbox with her name on it. Is that too much to ask?Meanwhile, Bonnie’s been battling a migraine but still found the strength to binge Victoria Beckham’s new documentary, and she’s got thoughts. Oh, and after months of lying to her therapist, she finally ended things. Breakups are hard… even with your shrink.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lottie’s had a busy week decorating her house with pumpkins - and she’ll be spending the next week trying to locate her groin. Meanwhile, Bonnie’s wardrobe malfunction turned into a full-blown DIY project in the bathroom of a high-end work event (at least she got a seat at this one).In preparation for Halloween, Lottie’s toying with the idea of dressing up as the ghost of Gerry Ryan (though some might say she’s already halfway there). With both birthdays approaching, the sisters get reflective, and realise they’ve been living in a toxic productivity spiral. Growth era incoming?Just when things start to heat up, Fabio swoops in to play referee. (Psst, Lottie - just blame it on the pumpkins!)Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bonnie finally scored a table at one of New York’s finest restaurants, and while the food was good, the overheard conversation was Michelin star level (think pompous with a capital P). Meanwhile, Lottie’s fresh new hair is just in time for the big 4-0, and she’s plotting her erotic road trip to Cockville… not to be confused with Willy Lane.Fashion crimes are on trial this week: will it be Selena Gomez in Sofia Richie's wedding dress, or Bonnie rocking the white socks? (Someone’s doing time.) Lottie admits she’s a magnet for weirdos—though luckily, Bonnie’s a natural fit.And finally, would you hide your wedding ring just to land a sale? The girls weigh in… though Lottie’s OnlyFans may already have the answer.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 2 is here, and the sisters are back! Bonnie spent her summer playing musical chairs—couch-surfing one minute, and being demoted from the NYFW front row the next. Meanwhile, Lottie was buried under her never-ending to-do list, only for mum guilt to take over and leave her arguing with herself in the shower (Bonnie's advice: make a music video).Lottie's phone is listening to her, so her algorithm will undoubtedly be full of vaginal filler ads after this episode (labia puff anyone?), because she DEFINITELY hasn't gotten one already...After a healthy amount of family time in Italy and Ireland, the girls still (somehow) like each other—against all odds. Now they’re back to catch up, overshare, and officially kick off Season 2.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lottie is potty training! No, not herself—although after last week's confessions, we wouldn’t be surprised. The girls reflect on what it’s like growing up in the spotlight with your dirty laundry on full display—sometimes literally, knickers and all (sorry B).Meanwhile, has anyone got a spare $800? Bonnie needs her roots done and might be back to student life as she considers a dramatic career pivot… nursing anyone?It’s the season finale! But don’t worry—you won’t be left high and dry. Fabio’s here to lull us out of Season 1 with a song from the heart. *Adds to sleep playlist*Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the girls are joined by their beloved Mammy—live from Bonnie’s New York couch, where she’s been banished thanks to a suspicious cough. She’d probably have better luck getting a bed in space… maybe that’s next on her travel list.Lottie has her hair back (praise be), but she’s still waiting on her brows—one follicle at a time. The sisters are deep into Coachella gossip: Gaga’s return gave goosebumps, Bieber’s pants gave… concern, and Timothée Chala-who’s tiny bag? Possibly carrying the pronunciation guide to his own surname.Their mum takes the hot seat in “Which Kid Did It?”, where they spill the tea on who crashed her car, who drank her vodka, and—spoiler alert—it was definitely not golden boy Rex.Slide into their DMs on Insta @Lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Does Bonnie need to go back to therapy? Lottie votes yes. But according to Bonnie, Lottie needs her hair extensions back—desperately. Sisters supporting sisters, kind of.This week, Bonnie's unpacking her wild dreams about losing her siblings—maybe triggered by their dad’s anniversary… or just her usual unprocessed trauma. Dream interpreters, our DMs are open.The sisters spiral into all the weird stuff they believed as kids—like gum living in your stomach forever, or your tongue turning black when you lie. Lottie also reveals a very questionable belief Fabio still holds about eyesight (spoiler: it’s not about carrots).Plus: a look back at their childhood house rules, where even the family dog seemed to have more rights than they did.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bonnie’s recovering from a traumatic blowdry that left her starring in an unsolicited salon photoshoot—keep your eyes peeled for the glossy evidence (and no, she didn’t ask for volume).Meanwhile, Lottie is living her best BBQ life in the fleeting Irish sun—donkey d*cks not on the menu, thank you very much.The sisters debate wedding guest fashion faux pas (bright pink feathers vs. polka dots: which is the real crime?) and Lottie’s also raising serious hygiene concerns—namely, is Bonnie still greasy from their shared bathwater childhood days? The stank mystery continues…Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.