Your Internet Boyfriends

After an incredible live podcast show, Denis’ family arrives in London… which quickly turns into multiple dinners, menu complaints, chicken nuggets diplomacy, and Mark finally meeting Denis’ mother (who may now prefer him to Denis). Meanwhile Mark escapes to Madrid for tapas, drag shows, and making new friends on a night out — before reality hits on the way home with delayed flights, drunken airport chaos, and getting stranded at Tottenham Hale in the middle of the night. Also in this episode: Sunglasses debates and Gen Z fashion Pokémon nostalgia and childhood memories Airport disasters and late-night travel chaos Why straight women run gay nightlife social logistics The strange joy of making crafts as a child Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why does Denis have to admire every hot man Mark points out, but Mark won’t engage when Denis clocks a hot woman? We start with Mark attempting a pre-show glow-up… only for a leaky fake tan bottle to leave him looking like he’s been splashed with brown sauce. Then it’s straight into a heated debate about street-spotting double standards. After that, we spiral through: Electric taxis making us feel sick Dragging bags across London for shows Classic FM as emergency calming music Hotel rooms with glass bathrooms (who is designing these and why do they hate love?) Awkward toilet logistics in relationships and the importance of keeping some mystery alive Plus: a Specsavers eye test existential crisis, contact lens chaos, and the internet’s current obsessions - Punch The Monkey (the bullied orphan monkey with an IKEA plushie sidekick). Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We open with a completely unnecessary discussion about big balls (are they a thing? who’s seeking them out? why is aroma involved?) and somehow end up in Belfast, inside a queer vintage shop, and deep in a Matrix conspiracy spiral. This week we get into: Wet-look hair trauma and Brillcream flashbacks Mark’s four-and-a-half-hour Gatwick disaster featuring a landslide and a confused German family Gym audacity and a man boldly chatting up Lisa mid-set The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert The Matrix Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week you should probably listen on your own in a secure bunker because we spiral from medieval castle documentaries into gay housekeeping, changing room disasters, and discovering just how specific London nightlife can get. You're not ready. Mark keeps getting lost - first in a massive shop changing room situation, then in a clinic corridor while trying to manage the timing of a very important test sample. Denis revisits old-school doctor visits that felt more like going into someone’s sitting room than a medical appointment. We chat: the man rebuilding a medieval castle over 28 years sneaking out of changing rooms in socks and losing your cubicle the stress maths of clinic pee timing old GP visits vs modern medical centres terrifying pub stories that definitely may or may not be true London nightlife niches and why there is literally an event for everyone Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we get into red flags, Valentine’s Day pressure, Bad Bunny supremacy, and the terrifying experience of ordering a bagel in East London. Denis and Mark are fresh off a chaotic Brick Lane shopping trip involving vintage shops, tight-trouser debates, secret outfits, and accidentally flirting discounts. We chat: red flags in dating, friendships and general life Valentine’s Day pressure vs “just get a small card and relax” teenage Valentine’s spending like a newly divorced oil baron the boom-time Irish restaurant era and underage wine confidence the Brick Lane bagel shop survival guide (order fast or perish) Bad Bunny, pop culture moments and why joy still matters Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Denis is back from a stag in Killarney after drinking like a Victorian dock worker and accidentally lied about a betting win that led to 12 men celebrating money that did not exist. Mark hosted his school friends in London with military-level scheduling, theatre trips, drag shows and emotional moments watching dads with one night of freedom rediscover nightlife. We chat: – stag weekends vs hens weekends and why hens travel in packs of 50 – airport pints at 6am and pretending that’s normal behaviour – scratch cards, secret shoppers and fake French accents – being spotted by podcast listeners (and making sure your friends see it) – hosting Irish friends in London and over-planning every hour – the internet discovering financial domination Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Denis and Mark are riding a sudden wave of female listeners, sold-out live shows, and the terrifying news that Denis’ mother is flying in with the energy of 30 to 40 twinks in one bright pink coat. We chat about: the girls finding the podcast planning a very glamorous live show Denis’ first proper night surrounded by London gays pelvic tilt why Mark got zero attention and Denis absolutely did not straight men entering gay bathrooms beige outfits, beige meals, and traumatic supermarket memories reorganising your bedroom like it’s a brand-new house exploding January protein shakes The Traitors Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Denis buys bread, bananas and a massive packet of Tampax while he navigates his roommate and girlfriend syncing up, but the house is spotless, everyone’s suddenly “project-based”… and an innocent hedge gets taken out. Mark has to deal with a thief in the lobby stealing everyone’s ASOS deliveries, and the only solution is getting everything delivered to the dodgy shop around the corner. And then we’re joined by Yshee Black (actress, comedian, drag superstar, part-time two-stepper) for: Jessie Buckley’s Golden Globe Heated Rivalry drag couples qne dressing rooms Yshee Black entertaining on Come Dine With Me Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark is back from a Dublin house party incident that could genuinely land him in RSVP involving a global superstar, their partner, and Mark being a bit too flirty to the wrong person in the kitchen. We chat: butter in the cupboard ramekins M&S “Picky Bits” and developing a full London brain brie belly and clogged gutters eating 100 mussels so your girlfriend doesn’t cry The Ivy: not as bougie as you think Timothée Chalamet allegedly getting spanked with a ping-pong paddle and why TV nudity discourse is always a lie Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Denis is heading to a bottomless brunch with 15 women, full Prosecco confidence, and a guaranteed emotional breakdown by 9pm. Mark is worrying about his eyes, remembering the red-nose event, and explaining why January means overdrafts, tax returns and mild despair. We yap about: Nolag na mBan / Women’s Christmas strange Irish New Year traditions why Mark screenshots a plumber by accident de-gaying on holiday Barcelona plans, New York hopes & Petra dreams and Catherine Connolly lighting the big tree in the Áras Light, cosy Irish/queer street chat for dark January mornings. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Denis and Mark T. Cox ring in the year by discussing Denis’ lifelong hatred of Auld Lang Syne and why it makes him feel weirdly emotional. We also kick off the new year by discussing: New Year’s in smoky Irish pubs, Nash’s red lemonade and the Labrador under the bar Mark’s pub days in Fanny O’Dee’s - from kitchen porter to behind the bar The glamorous older woman who flirted with everyone and gave Mark a very confusing New Year’s kiss Moneyed small-town couples, holiday “arrangements” and that jaw-dropping Dubai restaurant story Millennium memories, Y2K panic and Mark’s first sip of wine at 10 Perfect for a New Year’s Day slump: stick us on in bed, on a walk, or while avoiding your resolutions Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Christmas Day and you’re spending it with your Internet Boyfriends. Denis and Mark T. Cox are wrapped up warm, talking all things festive and familiar: Mark’s childhood church organist era: choir politics, Oh Holy Night showdowns, live animal cribs & midnight mass timing panic Denis’ burnt-turkey Christmases: his mam’s car mishaps, unexpected dinner guests, and the world’s most uncomfortable holiday meal Santy snacks (Guinness, obviously), Roses vs Quality Street, After Eight etiquette and the great “barrels are strawberry” lie Board game battles, neighbour traditions, the “hamper economy” of the 90s, and why Christmas morning as a kid was pure magic Pop us in your ears while you’re hiding from the family, going for a walk, or pretending to “help” in the kitchen. Follow the show for new episodes every week. Tickets, live shows & everything else: yourinternetboyfriends.com Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Mark and Denis talk about a glamorous vicar who’s apparently filling pews wherever she goes. Botox is discussed. Bubbles are blown. Parishioners are distracted. Mark revisits his former life as a church organist, explaining why it’s basically jazz improvisation with wing mirrors, unpredictable priests, and choirs who might pass out if you speed things up. Denis goes undercover and attends a Protestant christening and reports back on hymns, crowd participation, and why Catholics absolutely refuse to sing together. We also get into: hybrid rock stars the queer obsession with bouldering, roller derby, and niche sports Mark’s Margate gig, feral queer towns, and sober decision-making a gang of twinks and an Airbnb hot tub the 1,000 pound dog lost teeth, emergency dentists, and why Mark’s shows cost his friends a fortune mince pies reviewed live (stars deducted), After Eights slander, and festive fatigue Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men trying to make sensible choices while surrounded by glitter, hymns, and hot tubs. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Denis and Mark are joined by comedian and superstar-at-sea Joe Sutherland - fresh off a 12-day Atlantis cruise in Southeast Asia. We’re talking: Jobs on the dancefloor and “vanilla” gay cruises compared to hardcore swingers ships Mattress-filled venues in international waters (“open water, baby… no rules!”) Men in harnesses and kilts giving Patti LuPone a standing ovation Denis’ Irish family chaos, castle vs “cass-ul” accents & being ignored at the dinner table Mark’s red nose saga and his Specsavers meltdown 90s interiors, Mary Sponge, green velvet chairs and bead curtains that trap your roast dinner Plus: Irish mammy guilt about Christmas, small English children with Irish parents, and whether success really counts if you haven’t been on The Late Late Show. New episodes every week – follow, rate and share with your queer little cruise ship of friends 💕 Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Denis and Mark kick things off with a very serious investigation into the gutters (yes, those ones), the anatomy of thirst traps, and why Mark is suddenly wearing a very small Manchester United jersey. Then it’s on to festive drama: Denis’ roommate brings home a real Christmas tree that looks like “two feet tall and four feet wide,” sparking a full discussion on fat trees, skinny spikes, counter-top decorating and the long-running Christmas tree wars in Ennis. Elsewhere, Mark battles through a rainy Monday tour with one loudly problematic tourist who insists on calling him British, while his silent wife and mortified daughter form a Greek chorus of despair. Denis argues for a legally sanctioned “one day a year” where you’re allowed to tell someone to feck off without consequences. And then: Denis accidentally gets himself into a gay flirtation on the street a woman in front responds by turning it into a competitive runway the world’s most stressful restaurant bathroom key system the moment Mark explains the subtle technique known as “reversing into someone” in a gay bar Weekly queer/straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men trying to understand flirting, football jerseys and festive decor all at once. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are backing in gently. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Mark and Denis reveal their biggest news yet - Your Internet Boyfriends are hosting a full live show at the Pleasance Theatre in London on March 5th, 2026. Live podcast, cabaret bits, songs, dancing, kissing, and a very secret special guest. We also catch up on: Mark’s “peekaboo T-shirt” styling hack 2,000 fairy lights turning Denis’ flat into a migraine winter eating, waffles, eggs, beans and the “winter tonne” Mark’s dramatic birthday routine (rain walk, emo playlist, existential crisis) nostalgic Shaggy deep-dives and singing wildly inappropriate lyrics as youngins Korn, Mr. Boombastic, and the boyband eras we’d all rather forget the micro-dramas of Irish news: runaway dogs, sleepy women, and national bus updates Ennis being “torn asunder” by pedestrianisation wars Cork paving over its park with seven million euro of concrete Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and the warm comfort of two men overthinking everything. Hit Follow - Your Internet Boyfriends are braced for winter and buzzing for the live show. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Denis and Mark are celebrating the return of the iconic Juno Birch to the podcast, catching up on her latest adventures and the wild world of monkeys stealing phones. This week, Denis tries to explain Ireland’s sudden football glory to Mark including Troy Parrott’s hat-trick and a parrot in Dublin Zoo who’s now somehow part of the story. We also unpack whether “boyfriend” is officially lame, when someone becomes a “partner,” and why office small talk has turned into a full-time sexuality guessing game. Meanwhile, George the cat is testing everyone’s patience with attempted mouth-licking and the constant risk of escape. Denis shares the terror of misgendering pets (“owners get very offended”) and Mark reveals his cat-sitting technique that basically involves slithering through a doorway like a break-in. We also cover: Wish the Lindsay Lohan box office smash misjudging in the office subtle (and not subtle) ways to “fish” for information pet gender etiquette and why dogs are apparently all male George’s lonely boy era and his fish-on-a-string routine the stress of cat-sitting in a busy London neighbourhood Denis blushing Saturday-morning-TV crew giggles cinema dates, £30 tickets, and bougie popcorn Everyman cinema beds, pizzas and £7 sweets George Clooney ruining movie intros with his broken Nespresso ad Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are here again. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Denis and Mark are joined by their very first guest and Internet Girlfriend — the iconic Juno Birch, the pastel-alien queen known for her surreal drag, chaotic Sims playthroughs, and lovingly unhinged YouTube universe. What starts as a chat about DragCon suddenly becomes a full tour of throwing dolls off balconies, Dublin boxing arenas, Sims addiction, bizarre fan gifts, and Cyril the toothless ginger cat with sunburnt ears. Plus a deep dive into cabaret, confidence, American vs UK audiences, and the dream of living in a pink desert bungalow. This episode includes: DragCon, booth-bitching and sticker sales Doll decapitations in San Francisco Dina Martina, artistic ba*****ds and cabaret inspiration How Irish crowds shout back (and why that’s good) Sims unaliving, cages, neighbours and 8-hour streams Gifted computers from bee farmers and cursed fan art Cyril’s fangs, sun cream disaster and nightly neck-sleeping Follow for more delightfully unpredictable weekly chat. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week’s catch-up delivers: Denis accidentally witnessing a full arse on Bond Street, Mark seeing two (planned) arses, flirtation with two trendy Berlin lads, and the shocking moment a £17 brunch served them two sad fingernail-sized nuggets of “buttermilk chicken.” We also get into kombucha that tastes like the hot press, sink swamps, knives-as-snacks, Christmas décor trauma, Toymaster flashbacks, and Denis forgetting to compliment the cycling blouse that sent Instagram feral. Elsewhere, the lads chat about Lily Allen’s new album — her first in years — and the scandal that’s come with its brutally honest lyrics. There’s also talk of Paddington: The Musical, the stage adaptation nobody saw coming but somehow everyone’s talking about. A very normal week in queer London life — with more arses than necessary. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Denis spots a Mark lookalike speeding through Brixton on a bizarre new mode of transport, sparking confusion, curiosity, and a mild identity crisis. Meanwhile, the real Mark ends up being apprehended by Ikea security for some alleged shoplifting. Between Brixton sightings, flat-pack drama, and public embarrassment, it’s been an eventful few days. Elsewhere, the lads chat about Ireland’s newly elected president Catherine Connolly, a newly purchased red mask, and the tricky business of finding the right birthday gift. Plus, there’s a nostalgic revisit to that unforgettable scene from Scary Movie. You know, the one with the ear and the, yup. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.