When Harry Dumped Sally

This week we watched Better Than Chocolate! We discuss why chocolate isn’t actually that good, clueless moms, and what to do if you overhear your family members having sex! How long will the ULITMATE U-HAULERS Maggie and Kim stay together after the credits roll? Listen to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we watched The Mummy! What happens when a professional CRIMINAL goes on an adventure with a HOT LIBRARIAN and her VERY DUMB brother?? We discuss Egyptian mythology, LinkedIn influencers, and our THIRD bad(ish?) Ben! How long will Nick and Evelyn stay together after the credits roll? Is the real couple in this movie the Mummy and Anck-su-namun?? Listen to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we watched Sixteen Candles. We were expecting it to be problematic and BOY did it deliver! We discuss 16th birthday parties, passing notes in class, and how long Samantha and Jake will stay together after the credits roll! All that plus racism, the Me Too movement, and cancel culture?? HOW FUN. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we watched Always Be My Maybe and found out if childhood besties are meant to be together forever! We discuss dirty cars, caring too much about filming locations as you get older, and KEANU REEVES. How long will celebrity chef Sasha and normal guy Marcus stay together after the credits roll?? Listen to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s movie is a huge win for problematic men! It’s High Fidelity! We discuss “nice guys” who finish last, “nice guys” who are secretly manipulative monsters, and “nice guys” who finally realize that women are people too! How long will “nice guy” Rob stay with Laura?? Listen to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What would you do if you found out you had one week left to live?? We’re getting into that and MORE in this week’s episode about Life or Something Like It. We discuss PSYCHICS, getting black out DRUNK, and giving up your career for LOVE. How long do we think Lanie and Pete will stay together after the credits roll? Listen to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we watched 10 Things I Hate About You and discussed TWO classic teen relationships. We talk about high school cliques, men who blame women’s emotions on PMS, and whether or not younger siblings know anything about their older siblings. How long will popular Bianca and nerdy Cameron stay together? Will bad boy Patrick and angry feminist Kat last forever? Listen to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do opposites attract? Can people ever change?? These are the important questions raised in Along Came Polly! We discuss SHARTING, men’s bathrooms, AND how long Reuben and Polly will stay together after the credits roll! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we watched Step Up! It’s one of those rare occasions where you wish a movie had LESS plot and MORE dancing. We talk about “phone movies”, Chekhov’s tights, and why having Cornell as your safety school is totally the same as growing up in foster care. Will Tyler and Nora keep dating (and dancing) forever?? Listen to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you believe in love at first sight?? Luce and Rachel do! This week we are watching (and singing) Imagine Me & You. We discuss setting up your friends, the secret meanings of emojis, and how long Luce and Rachel will stay together after the credits roll! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we are celebrating unhinged women with My Best Friend’s Wedding! Can you be “best friends” with an ex you still have feelings for? Was this movie supposed to be a musical? How do we feel about JELL-O??? We discuss all this AND how long we think Kimberly and Michael’s marriage will last after the credits roll! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we went to an ACTUAL THEATER and watched Materialists! We ask important questions like, are relationships just math? Should you date someone for their money? And is plastic surgery worth it or kind of sad? How long will cynical Lucy and poor John stay together after the credits roll? Listen to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’re talking about D.E.B.S. aka Discipline, Energy, Beauty, Strength aka Spy Kids but make it hot lesbians. We discuss why spies have to be boring people, if crime is a good hobby, and whether or not Australia should exist. How long will Amy (the world’s BEST SPY) and Lucy (the world’s MOST EVIL VILLAIN) stay together after the credits roll? Listen to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re getting caught in a LOVE TRIANGLE this week between Ricky, her bestie Robby, who won’t admit he likes her, and Francesca, a rich girl who is engaged to a transphobic marine that secretly hooked up with Ricky in high school. We discuss 2014 fashion, 2014 homophobia, and why you should always hide videos you want to keep private in folders that aren’t obviously labled on your DESKTOP. Who will end up with who?? And will they they stay together forever?? Listen to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we are stretching the meaning of romcom to it’s breaking point and discussing Love Lies Bleeding. Was this requested? Did we add it to our movie list? Who knows! We talk about gym culture, drinking milk, and BUGS. Will Lou and Jackie stay together after their killing spree? Listen to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can the first son of the United States and the Prince of Wales set aside their differences and go from enemies… to lovers?? We discuss forbidden love, the royal family, and how nice it would be to live in a timeline where a woman is president. How long will Alex and Henry stay together after the credits roll? Listen to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Anchor yourself to a pole and watch out for flying cows, because we’re discussing Twister (the hot spot)! We talk about TORNADOS (duh), women advocating for themselves (we love), and why men should go to therapy (seriously, do it). Will Jo and Bill stay together once their days of chasing storms are over? Listen to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Put on some heels and dust off your internalized misogyny, it’s time for Miss Congeniality! We discuss beauty pageants, being a guy's girl, and the power of female friendships. Will Gracie and Eric stay together once she’s no longer in a pageant and adhering to traditional beauty standards? Listen to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready for some dramatic irony and hijinks, because we’re watching She’s The Man this week! We discuss important things like SPORTS! HIGH SCHOOL! KISSING BOOTHS! And most importantly, how long Viola and Duke will stay together after the credits roll! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can a famous movie star and a humble bookstore owner fall in love and stay together forever?? We discuss the importance of finding a man who has friends, embracing cringe, and whether or not we would take a bath at a random man’s apartment. How long will Anna and Will stay together after the credits roll? Listen to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.