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Welcome to The Beardo And The Weirdo Podcast! The show starring comedian Craig Gass and the slightly lesser-known musician Chris Kael, from Five Finger Death Punch. This podcast is all about sharing funny, interesting, and poignant behind-the-scenes stories about the music industry and stand-up comedy - stories so crazy you might not even believe they're real! Listen as Chris and Craig candidly talk about their lives, struggles, and triumphs in two of the craziest businesses to ever exist.
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On this episode of Beardo and Weirdo, Whitfield Crane, the singer of Ugly Kid Joe, shares his incredible journey of living around the world with just a backpack. He dives deep into his unique experiences, including how he managed to forge a bond with rock legends Lemmy and Ozzy, who he affectionately refers to as his "two dads." Whitfield's stories are not just entertaining; they are filled with wisdom and insights that come from years of navigating the music industry and life as a true nomad. As he recounts his adventures, you can feel the energy and positivity that Whitfield radiates. He talks about the importance of connection, the thrill of travel, and the lessons learned from both the highs and lows of his career. From the vibrant streets of Budapest to the intimate moments shared with his musical heroes, Whitfield's narrative is a testament to the power of music and friendship. Join us as we explore the fascinating world of rock and roll through Whitfield's eyes. Whether you're a fan of Ugly Kid Joe, a lover of rock music, or simply someone who enjoys a good story, this episode is sure to inspire and entertain. Don't miss out on the chance to hear firsthand what it's like to live a life filled with adventure, passion, and unforgettable moments. Tune in and enjoy the ride!CHAPTERS00:00:00 - Introducing Whitfield Crane00:02:26 - The Nomadic Lifestyle00:03:33 - A Love for Tennis00:04:18 - Early Passion for Music00:07:37 - First Encounter with Black Sabbath00:11:28 - Realizations about the Music Industry00:12:37 - Whitfield's Approach to Touring00:16:12 - Relationship with Lemmy and Ozzy00:19:52 - Whitfield's First Big Show00:23:48 - Touring with Ozzy and Motorhead00:27:40 - Whitfield's Favorite Lemmy Story00:27:55 - The End of Ugly Kid Joe00:30:46 - Trip to the Taj Mahal00:32:20 - Nomadic Lifestyle and Connecting with People00:34:41 - Whitfield's Reflections on His Musical Journey00:34:57 - The Ozzy Osbourne Event00:41:16 - Ozzy Osbourne's Impact00:42:44 - Reaction to Ozzy Osbourne's Passing00:45:37 - Personal Memories with Ozzy Osbourne00:46:52 - Whitfield's Encounter with Eddie Van Halen00:47:22 - Experience with Rob Halford from Judas Priest00:48:07 - Touring with Ozzy and Motorhead00:53:13 - Tips for Traveling00:53:35 - Whitfield's Accident and Experience with NHS00:54:17 - A Vision for the Future00:56:50 - Whitfield's Gift to Lemmy00:58:08 - Whitfield's Upcoming Performances and Album
In this episode of Beardo and Weirdo, Chris and Craig sit down once again with Dave Buckner from Papa Roach to dive deep into his experiences touring with Ozzy Osbourne on OzzFest, and the stories are nothing short of legendary! From his love of motorcycles to how Ozzy's kids helped him overcome his fears, Dave's journey is a testament to resilience and passion. One of the most memorable moments discussed was when Dave had a heartwarming lunch with Ozzy himself. Imagine sitting across from the Prince of Darkness, sharing stories and laughter! Ozzy's down-to-earth nature and genuine kindness left a lasting impression on Dave, and it’s a moment he cherishes to this day. The trio also touches on the wild antics of the OzzFest tour, the camaraderie among bands, and the unforgettable experiences that come with being part of such a massive event. Dave shared how he and his bandmates would steal golf carts for some late-night fun, and how those moments created lifelong friendships. If you're a fan of rock music, or just love a good story, you won't want to miss this episode. Join us as we reminisce about the good old days, the challenges of touring, and the incredible people we've met along the way. Plus, find out how Dave is giving back to the community with his recent charity work. This is one episode you won't want to skip!And catch us LIVE in Cincinnati on October 17th at the Madison Theater, and get your tickets at GetGass.com. Let’s keep the rock and roll spirit alive together!CHAPTERS:00:00:00 - Chatting Again With Dave Buckner!00:02:14 - Ice Cream and Friendship Stories00:04:06 - Amsterdam Sex Club00:06:21 - Donating to Vegas Pet Rescue Project00:07:43 - Motorcycle Charity Rides00:10:46 - Brent Hinds from Mastodon00:14:46 - Reminiscing About Ozzfest Shows00:16:41 - Discovering Ozzy Osbourne00:19:45 - Meeting Ozzy Osbourne for the First Time00:22:42 - Mud Throwing Incident at the Ozzfest Tour00:25:13 - Stealing Golf Carts00:27:14 - Making Friends on the Ozzfest Tour00:31:01 - Remembering Ozzy Osbourne's Passing00:34:12 - Ozzy's Performance at the Aftershock Festival00:35:02 - OzzFest 2001 Story00:39:45 - Ozzy Osbourne's Influence and Legacy00:43:34 - Owning a Portrait of Ozzy Osbourne
In this episode, Chris and Craig sit down with "Big Dave," Ozzy Osbourne's longtime assistant and right-hand-man who shares some incredible behind-the-scenes stories, not just about Ozzy, but about numerous bands and rock stars he's had experiences with. You'll definitely NOT want to miss out on this insightful interview!CHAPTERS:00:00:00 Introducing Big Dave00:03:00 Discovering Ozzy00:04:29 Working For Ozzy00:10:02 Taking Care Of Ozzy's Kids00:12:10 How Ozzy Liked To Operate00:14:58 Gaining Ozzy's Trust00:22:27 Moving To Beverly Hills00:24:25 Ozzy Reality TV00:27:28 Negotiation For Pay00:30:47 Production Of Ozzy's Reality Show00:35:03 Pre-Osbournes & Post Osbournes00:36:40 Touring With Ozzy00:40:53 Hanging Out With Bands00:44:39 Planning "Back To The Beginning"00:51:39 Back To The Beginning00:55:37 Fake News00:58:57 Getting The News Of Ozzy's Death01:03:25 The Lemmy Story
The Korn Concert Guy video that has been taking the internet by storm still hasn't slowed down, and in a Beardo & Weirdo exclusive, Chris and Craig talk to the woman who actually FILMED the video and get all sorts of juicy behind the scenes details you won't find anywhere else!And what episode would be complete without Chris and Craig sharing all sorts of amazing behind the scenes stories, this time featuring Cradle Of Filth, Pantera, Amon Amarth, Air Supply, and Armored Saint!CHAPTERS:00:00:00 BTS With The Naughty KORN Video00:20:32 Traveling Rock Star00:22:32 Driving With Craig00:24:59 Cradle of Filth00:29:55 Amon Amarth Rowing00:33:59 Pantera Home Video00:38:32 Armored Saint Story00:40:22 First Time Seeing Pantera00:41:55 Best Frontman In Metal00:45:26 Censored Air Supply Concert Story00:49:46 Trying To Give Away Concert Seats00:54:13 Chris's Bucket List
Whacking Off To KORN

Whacking Off To KORN

2025-09-0442:44

In this episode, Chris and Craig talk about the viral sensation which was a man publicly WHACKING OFF at a recent KORN concert in New York. And after the guy got punched in the head and physically dragged out of the venue, Chris and Craig are now asking him to COME on their show. (No, not that type of "come.")There's also a lot of System of a Down highlights, including a fun incident in Chicago where the real members of System join a cover band of their own band. And then there's also a deep dive into the drama surrounding the band Cradle Of Filth.CHAPTERS:00:00:00 Loving KORN Too Much00:06:54 System Of A Down00:12:17 System Tribute Band In Chicago00:15:36 Fun In Alaska00:16:47 Suicidal Comedian00:23:34 Fred Rygh Saves The Day00:25:37 Helping People00:28:00 Cradle Of Filth Story00:33:38 Five Finger Death Punch Contract00:39:45 Handling Stuff In Public
In this episode of Beardo & Weirdo, Chris and Craig talk about seeing Shinedown at the legendary Madison Square Garden arena, and the role the band's family has played in their success.In an unrelated note, Chris brings back his "Chris is Pissed" segment to talk about audiences throwing things at performers when they are on stage, and how scary and destructive it can be for artists.Oh, and Craig recounts a story about the time he and his girlfriend were human shields for drive-bys aimed at Suge Knight. (Seriously, you can't make this stuff up.)What did you think of the show? Let us know in the comments!CHAPTERS:00:00:00 Madison Square Garden00:01:43 Shinedown00:03:14 Shinedown's Mom00:04:43 Having Family At Shows00:06:57 Bozo's Grand Prize Game00:08:23 Craig's Mom & TV Guide00:11:50 Having Family Be Proud Of You00:15:43 Audience Feedback00:16:58 Restricted By Technology00:18:43 Catfished By Fake Brad Pitt00:20:31 AI Babies00:21:39 When AI Goes Wrong00:22:32 Chris Is Pissed00:24:02 Sebastian Bach Hit On Stage00:25:21 Throwing Firecrackers On Stage00:26:30 When The Crowd Turns On You00:28:02 Comedian Hits Audience With Guitar00:30:32 KISS Laser Incident00:31:50 Parachuting Into Mike Tyson00:33:52 Suge Knight Stories00:39:55 Getting People's Demos00:43:07 Seeing GHOST At MSG00:47:29 Don't Know When You'll See This
HEY BILLY!

HEY BILLY!

2025-08-2156:30

In this episode, Chris and Craig talk about the untimely passing of rock legend Ozzy Osbourne and where they were when they heard the news.They then talk about the differences between the "rock star" lifestyle and the "comedian" lifestyle, as Chris shares videos from his time playing at Inkcarceration.But the episode quickly gets completely derailed when Craig shares an embarrassing story about meeting one of his idols - the great Billy Joel - and Chris just can't stop laughing about it!Strap in, because this is going to be one hell of an episode. Oh, and "HEY BILLY!"CHAPTERS00:00:00 Where Were You When Ozzy Died?00:01:54 Craig Reacts To Ozzy's Death00:04:11 Ozzy Got To See His Own Funeral00:06:02 Mike Inez00:06:50 Scared To Death Of Ozzy00:08:18 Ozzy Never Been A Dick00:09:16 Meeting Ozzy00:10:12 Fan Moments00:11:53 Tommy Lee's Peen00:13:09 A World Without Ozzy00:14:21 Being A Rockstar00:18:58 Marilyn Manson Shout Out00:20:26 Hogfest00:21:59 Feeling Rusty?00:23:24 Inkcarseration00:25:33 Leaving Josh Bernstein Hanging00:28:05 Inkcarceration Daytime00:30:21 Memories From Being On Stage00:32:13 Pauly Shore Gets Chicks00:32:55 Experiences On The Road00:35:20 Chris vs. Craig00:37:26 Getting Nervous00:39:47 Why Chris Does Comedy00:40:35 Billy Joel00:48:06 Hey Billy!00:55:40 Coming To Anchorage
Chris and Craig talk about Ozzy Osbourne's final performance while also discussing doing hot yoga with Sebastian Bach. Chris also recounts some turbulent times with his addiction, and one instance in particular where he almost died and had to be carried out from a show on a stretcher!Oh, and Craig Gass meets Tim Curry!What did you think of the show? Let us know in the comments!CHAPTERS00:00:00 Hot Yoga with Sebastian Bach00:01:37 Afro-Wig Cokeheads00:03:23 Sebastian Bach Excitement00:05:03 Screwing Up On Stage00:07:41 Screwed Over By Doug Stanhope00:10:29 Just Yoshi00:15:11 Quintin Tarantino's Movie Career00:17:50 Tim Curry Says Hi00:19:00 Bullying00:19:58 Ozzy and Family00:26:48 Lying And Drug Use00:27:14 Chris Carried Out On Stretcher00:33:09 Drug Dealers00:37:01 A Dangerous 8 Ball00:41:23 Do Drugs make you better?00:45:35 Lacking Self-Awareness00:50:07 Chris Farley00:52:43 Craig's Mom00:57:53 Laughing at Funerals
Chris and Craig sit down with the drummer from System Of A Down, the one and only John Dolmayan! John not only gives insights into the behind-the-scenes goofiness of System Of A Down, but he also talks about going on tour with Ozzy Osbourne for Ozzfest, and even living with Ozzy and his family for a time!And, of course, what episode of Beardo and Weirdo would be complete without the guest sharing some embarrassing stories about Craig Gass! John certainly doesn't hold back as he talks about personally witnessing 2 of Craig's most disastrous times on stage!What did you think of the show? Let us know in the comments!CHAPTERS:00:00:00 Chatting With John Dolmayan00:02:04 Being Scared Of Ozzy00:03:44 Remember Hearing Ozzy For The First Time00:04:37 First Band At Ozzfest00:05:55 Seeing Ozzy On Tour00:07:02 Going To Ozzy's House00:07:31 Ozzy Wasn't Mean00:08:16 Ozzfest Was Like Summer Camp00:09:45 Access To A Good Shower00:10:08 Wiping Your Ass00:11:20 Watching Ozzy Perform00:12:48 Getting Arrested During Ozzfest00:13:48 Ozzy Passing00:17:13 Being A Part Of Ozzfest00:19:14 Good Memories00:19:41 Ozzy's Influence On Bands00:20:22 Growing Up With Ozzy00:21:01 Ozzy As A Person00:22:39 Advice From Ozzy00:24:49 Sharon Osbourne00:25:23 Thinking About Your Last Show00:26:32 System Of A Down Getting Bigger00:27:51 System Of A Down Is Goofy00:30:48 Messing Up On Stage00:31:45 Making Rick Rubin Laugh00:33:06 Upcoming Shows00:33:37 John's Voicemail To Craig00:35:39 Craig's Self-Defense Mechanism00:37:13 Craig's Biggest Bomb On Stage00:40:01 Giving Opinions00:41:16 Being Honest00:43:16 The Roger Waters Disaster00:47:15 A Drummer Lives Here
The death of Ozzy Osbourne rocked the world (and not in a good way). Chris and Craig talk with former KORN guitarist Brian "Head" Welch about his experiences with Ozzy and touring with the legend. Chris and Craig also dive deep into their addiction stories and how enlightening recovery is. This is definitely an episode not to be missed!What did you think of the show? Let us know in the comments!
In an extremely marine-life oriented episode, Chris dives into his experience diving with sharks with the "shark whisperer," while Craig's only similar experience is getting molested by dolphins. (True story.)Not to be outdone, Chris talks about the a-holes of the ocean: Orcas! And how they like to kill whales and mess with all the other living organisms in the sea.Never a dull moment on Beardo and Weirdo!
Rudy Sarzo Called Us Nice!

Rudy Sarzo Called Us Nice!

2025-07-1701:03:03

In this episode of Beardo & Weirdo, Chris and Craig sit down with the legendary Rudy Sarzo, the bassist for Quiet Riot, Whitesnake, and Ozzy Osbourne! And this time around, Rudy gives us some amazing insights into the "Back To The Beginning" show, where Ozzy Osbourne gave his final performance.This is one interview you won't want to miss! Be sure to subscribe for more amazing and funny insights into music and comedy!
In this episode of 'Beardo and Weirdo,' we dive into the monumental final show of Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath. First up, we talk to Lzzy Hale from Halestorm about her experience on "Back To The Beginning," Ozzy's final show. Lzzy opens up about receiving the call to perform, meeting legends like Steven Tyler, and the impact of sobriety on her life.Next up is a talk with Dave Ellefson from Megadeth, who shares his unique experiences and personal backstage stories from the event. Dave recounts his rehearsals, the camaraderie among artists, and the invaluable role of recovery in his journey.Hear insights on working with music legends, tales from their illustrious careers, and the emotional gravity of Ozzy's final performance. This episode is a tribute to dedication, legacy, and the power of music.
Fed By Night Ranger!

Fed By Night Ranger!

2025-07-0352:19

It's a Rock & Roll Extravaganza this episode as Chris and Craig recount their experiences at some amazing rock shows, first from Joan Jett, and then from Night Ranger! The infamous Sebastian Bach and Eric Singer (From KISS) make appearances as well, right before the band feeds everyone at their new restaurant and brewery!
Things get WEIRD in this episode of Beard & Weirdo. Because Chris Kael decided to go to a Weird Al concert by himself, and now Craig is all butthurt about it.But the duo once again bond over crazy "meet and greet" stories, along with some sketchy math from Chris about how amazing Weird Al Yankovic is about his epic meet and greets.Not to be outdone, Craig shares a story about how he almost met another Al - Al Pacino - but it never actually worked out. So now the highlight of Craig's life is going to a New Kids On The Block concert, where women outnumber men 500-1. Finally, it's all about celebrity A-holes starting with William Shatner bullying a young director, and culminating with Beach Boy Mike Love's controversial Rock and Roll Hall of Fame speech. Expect lots of laughs and candid reflections in this jam-packed episode.
Chris Kale's Adventures in comedy, memories of Metallica, Eddie Van Halen vs. Limp Bizkit, and "fake flirting" with Katherine Blanford.Chris declares war on Dunkin Donuts, but never actually says why, because Craig is too busy asking him about his supposed infatuation with comedienne Katherine Blanford. But don't worry, according to Chris, none of his flirting with her is real.What is real is a "Lost Episode" where Chris and Craig interviewed someone who may not have been telling the truth about their stories, and now it will never see the light of day, unlike videos of Craig rocking out to Metallica and Limp Bizkit, along with some amusing stories about prank calling Lars Ulrich and threatening the entire band of Limp Bizkit with an Uzi.Dive into the fun as the Beardo and the Weirdo share insights about their upcoming shows, unforgettable fan encounters, and some spicy backstage stories!
Go Behind The Scenes Of Craig Gass & Chris Kael's Wild Concert Adventures!What's the best thing to do at an AC/DC Concert? Watch the Las Vegas Golden Knights play on your cell phone, of course! (At least according to Chris Kael.)Join comedian Craig Gass and rockstar Chris Kael in this episode of Beardo & Weirdo as they recount their unforgettable experiences at the recent Boardwalk Music Festival, including hilarious and touching moments with rock legends like Alice Cooper, the band Shinedown, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, and... golf carts.From backstage antics to sneezing "Happy Birthday" wishes, this episode takes you deep into the world of rock and comedy. See what life is like for comedians and rock stars alike!
Chris Kael and Craig Gass talk with Josh Bernstein about Hilarious Rock Tales, Roast Memories, and Vinny Paul's Cookbook!In this episode, Chris and Craig team up with the legendary host, producer, and publisher Josh Bernstein to share some incredible and hilarious behind-the-scenes rock stories. From drama-filled award shows to epic roasts, Josh delivers tales of touring antics, dramatic rockstar moments, and unfiltered anecdotes involving the likes of Gene Simmons, Ronnie James Dio, and Vinny Paul. The trio also dives into the release of Vinny Paul's cookbook, 'Drumming Up an Appetite,' as well as numerous graphic novels from Josh Bernstein's Z2Comics, the Dee Snyder roast, and more! Expect a fun-filled session of laughter, nostalgia, and a peek into the rock 'n' roll lifestyle.What did you think of the show? Let us know in the comments!
They faced a thunderstorm, dodged lightning, and still crushed comedy — this is the bromance story you didn’t know you needed.In this episode of Beardo & Weirdo, the duo recounts their insane trip to Maryland for the Boardwalk Rock Fest — where comedy met chaos in a hotel that used to be an indoor pool. The acoustics were wild, but the weather was even wilder!Between glass ceilings, pounding rain, and a crowd that didn’t know what was coming, the show still went on—and so did the laughs. We meet Paula Zier, a local radio host turned stand-up opener, and discover how she lit up the stage despite the literal storm overhead. You’ll get raw, behind-the-scenes insight into the wild energy of a weekend with Five Finger Death Punch's own Kael, Craig Gass, and a legendary crew of rockers, but nothing topped the surprise bromance Chris Kael sparked with a major rockstar.This episode proves that the show must go on—especially when it’s powered by friendship, humor, and unexpected thunder. Whether you’re into backstage tales, laugh-out-loud mishaps, or insane driving, this episode delivers.What did you think of the show? Let us know in the comments!
In this engaging and often hilarious episode, comedian Craig Gass shares his experiences and impressions, including a memorable prank call attempt to John Elway. Five Finger Death Punch bassist Chris Kael joins in to discuss his journey in stand-up comedy, his fitness routine, and personal growth. The duo dives into tales from their careers, explores the complexities of live performances, and offers insights into maintaining mental and emotional health. They also recount interactions with fellow comedians and musicians, providing a behind-the-scenes look at life in the entertainment industry. Tune in for a mix of comedy, personal stories, and professional insights!What did you think of the show? Let us know in the comments!
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