SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Andrew Garfield (The Uprising, The Amazing Spider-Man, The Social Network, Artificial and SO many great films and shows!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on DJs, how to be a real man, and treating dogs better than humans!Andrew also talks about:- Live theater about to make a comeback- Mudslinging- The importance of silence- And SubwayTakes' negative effect on society! 0:00 Intro 0:31 Andrew Garfield was Spider-Man and he's British 1:55 Andrew Garfield joins the train 2:35 Take #1 You can't call yourself a DJ unless you use physical records 3:57 We need a new word for whatever DJs are now 4:40 Take #2 SubwayTakes is creating more division in our culture 6:10 How do we deal with the anxiety of being in public 7:30 Andrew changes his take! 8:15 There's an evil version of SubwayTakes 8:30 Take #3 Kareem needs to integrate his shadow side 9:07 Take #4 Boys don't cry, but real men do 9:55 How many times a year does Andrew and Kareem cried? 11:37 Persian rug makers 12:25 Take #5 Your deepest wound is your greatest gift 13:10 Take #6 We are more humane to our dogs than our parents and our friends 15:20 A subway rider wants a picture with Andrew but not Kareem 15:45 Take #7 We should bring back literal mudslinging as a ritual 16:25 Andrew hasn't seen The Purge 17:04 Take #8 Silence, quiet, and space are the last big commodities 17:40 Bonus Take #1 Live theater is going to be the next big f*cking thing 18:58 Bonus Take #2 Humans can actually be really great 19:20 Takes on Takes 22:15 The Rizzler knows what's up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Ms. Rachel (Ms. Rachel - Toddler Learning Videos, Wiggle and Learn, & You Are Still the One) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down her hottest takes on nursery rhymes, Mr. Rogers, and pigeons! Ms. Rachel also talks about: - How caring for children makes a better world - How we can care for and help the children in Gaza - NYC needing a coffee shop run by puppets - And making up songs with your kids Enjoy :) Subscribe for new episodes every week featuring artists, comedians, writers, and New Yorkers sharing their real opinions on the subway. 0:00 Intro 0:26 Ms. Rachel is the Mr. Rogers of Today 1:27 Ms, Rachel joins the train 1:46 Take #1 Some nursery songs and kids' songs need to be retired 3:22 Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater needs to go 4:05 Why are we still singing racist kids' songs? 5:00 Father Kareem's nursery rhymes 5:42 Take #2: Mr. Rogers was political 7:06 Mr. Rogers was against the nuclear arms race! 7:47 Mr. Rogers testified in front of the Senate! 9:25 The craziest rumors about Ms. Rachel 10:00 Favorite old school films 11:50 Switching trains song 12:12 Taking candy from strangers 12:38 Take #3 No child should be in an immigration detention center ever 14:10 "The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe" 15:16 The tragedies towards children in Gaza 18:55 Take #4 We should be nicer to pigeons 19:30 Pigeons mate for life 20:08 Parrots are too smart 21:21 Take #5 There should be a coffee shop in New York City run by puppets 22:30 The world is not child/family friendly 23:20 If we took care of kids 0-3, we'd have the most amazing world 24:09 Takes on Takes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Benny Blanco (Music producer for hit songs by Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Maroon 5, and more, the Friends Keep Secrets podcast with Lil Dicky, and new book F*ck Failure) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on old people having social media, farting in your close relationships, and responding to birthday texts. Benny also talks about: His mom inviting Britney Spears to stay at their house Looking hot on The Orient Express John Mayer's wonderful birthday messages And dressing as Kareem for Halloween Enjoy :) Watch more SubwayTakes Uncut episodes here: Playlist Link Subscribe for new episodes every week featuring artists, comedians, writers, and New Yorkers sharing their real opinions on the subway. Credits: Host - Kareem Rahma Created By - Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Executive Producers - Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Producers - Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman Associate Producers - Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh Camera Operators - Thomas Kasem, Tian Sippel, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie Interstitial Footage - Jake Lazovick Still Photographer - Maria Sakr Editor - Tyler Christie Re-Recording Mixer - Dean White Sound Editor - Joey Magee Title and Graphics Design - Emily Chin-Longobardi Theme Music - Tyler McCauley Thumbnail Artwork - Zack Evans Additional Music Courtesy Of - www.epidemicsound.com Special Thanks - Metropolitan Transportation Authority 0:00 Intro 0:28 Who is Benny Blanco? 1:11 Why does Benny want to be on SubwayTakes? 1:42 Benny Blanco joins the train 1:45 Take #1: People 65 and older should not be allowed to have social media anymore 2:35 Old people are getting duped on Facebook 4:05 A Subway rider remembers Kareem from an old Frankenstein video 5:20 Benny has cute feet and shows them 5:55 Take #2: Farting in relationships should be completely normalized 7:09 You can't just do a one man fart show 7:35 Women only fart when they're sleeping 8:58 Take #3: Humans should stay down here and not up there 9:45 Benny takes the ocean to Europe 10:52 You need to look hot on The Orient Express 11:35 Collecting necklaces 12:12 Kareem and Benny are going to be each other for Halloween 12:52 This is the best day of Benny's life 13:30 Take #4: You shouldn't have to respond to any birthday texts 15:30 John Mayer gives the best birthday messages 16:20 Take #5: I wish every concert was no more than 15 minutes long 17:45 Benny's mom has requests for the band 18:15 Britney Spears is always welcome at Benny's mom's house 19:57 Takes on takes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Stavros Halkias (Tony, Stavvy's World, Bugonia, Tires) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on ugly people in movies, circumcision, and what Kareem should do with SubwayTakes! Stavvy also talks about: His legendary run in movies right now Regrowing foreskin Kareem's sky high self esteem And going to Greek Orthodox church mixers Enjoy :) Subscribe for new episodes every week featuring artists, comedians, writers, and New Yorkers sharing their real opinions on the subway. Credits: Host: Kareem Rahma Created by: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Thomas Kasem, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick Still Photographer: Maria Sakr Editor: Tyler Christie Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority 0:00 Intro 0:26 Stavvy is on a legendary run 1:02 Stavros is here! 2:43 Stavvy joins the train 2:45 "Take" #1 Stop circumcising kids and cutting off a little piece of their pen*s as soon as they're born 3:50 We have the technology to regrow foreskin 4:43 Are our heroes cut? 5:57 Take #1 Kareem should stop doing SubwayTakes 7:20 Stavvy says Kareem shouldn't be at The Oscars 8:38 A subway rider gives a take to Stavvy 9:59 Stavvy and Kareem have the same job 10:40 What happened to journalism? 11:20 Take #2 Kareem will never look anything like Antonio Banderas 13:25 Take #3: We need more ugly people in movies 14:34 Take #4 Kareem needs glasses 15:14 Take #5 They make you do too many takes on SubwayTakes 16:00 Kareem's take: The worst part of the wedding is the part where you have to dance 16:50 If you're dancing at the club, you're trying to f*ck 17:32 Stavvy's Greek Orthodox church mixer stories 18:38 Takes on Takes 20:40 Was Colonel Sanders secretly Asian? 22:21 Kareem was trying to be a metrosexual  23:20 Stavvy is offer only 23:35 Stavvy is pushing the stick to the limit 24:20 Being fat wasn't what was holding you back 25:23 Kareem's self esteem is CRAZY 26:42 Take 6: Ocean's 11 is awesome 26:45 Take 7: Ocean's 12 is pretty good too 26:20 Take 8: Ocean's 13 is actually better than Ocean's 12 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Matty Matheson (The Bear, Cookin Somethin, Just a Dash, It's Suppertime!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his 4 hottest takes on English breakfast, texting, breakfast for dinner, pets, and why all males should get vasectomies from birth. Matty also talks about: -Giving an Emmy speech win for The Bear -His hilarious vasectomy story -How pancakes are not breakfast food -That he isn't allowed to email anymore -And that service animals should not be allowed on planes Enjoy :) Credits: Host: Kareem Rahma Created By: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Jake Lazovick, Maksim Axelrod, & Tyler Christie Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick Still Photographer: Maria Sakr Lead Editor: Tyler Christie Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority 0:00 Intro 0:38 How Matty got on The Bear 2:00 Matty Matheson joins the train 3:09 Matt gave the Emmy speech for The Bear 4:22 Take #1 - All biolocial males should get a vasectomy at birth 6:35 Matty's vasectomy story 9:48 Take #2 The only breakfast is a full English breakfast 12:25 Matty and Kareem's daily breakfast 13:25 Pancakes are not breakfast 13:47 Matty goes off on eating biscuits and gravy for breakfast 14:22 Breakfast for dinner debate 15:47 Take #3 No one should text anymore 16:32 Show a meme in real life 17:40 Matty isn't allowed to email executives 18:34 Take #4 People who have pets are not mentally sound 21:10 Service animals shouldn't be allowed on planes 21:55 Humans are so much better than pets 22:40 Matty's COO has a half dead dog 23:43 Takes on Takes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices