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The Hoely Hour is an irreverent, earnest podcast about modern dating experiences — the good, the bad, and the hilarious. Cheeky hostesses Amelia and Liz candidly talk about personal experiences while amplifying sex positivity and advocating for mental health. Listeners write in their touching and shocking stories, and guests share their expertise on topics ranging from BDSM safety to healing relationship attachment wounds. All this, and more, during The Hoely Hour. Follow us on TikTok, Twitter, and Instagram @thehoelyhour.
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You know 'em, you love 'em, Amelia is assaulting Liz's thoughts with 'em. TikTok Sexy Chefs (which is mostly one man making a coconut squirt) is back in the zeitgeist. We also discuss performative males and how the general sentiment around them has changed with the times.
We also read a listener email from someone going through a brutal breakup and offer the kind of heartfelt but unlicensed wisdom that we refuse to stop giving out. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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Article's from today's episode: The Goon Squad by Daniel Kolitz for Harper's Magazine. https://harpers.org/archive/2025/11/the-goon-squad-daniel-kolitz-porn-masturbation-loneliness/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
You read that right, folks! We love men!!! What do small gestures and small ankles have in common? They both make Amelia horny apparently. Liz thirsts over parallel parking, and people are having less sex than ever. Happy Halloween! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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Everyone is talking about AI, including this podcast! Big tech is giving up on using AI to cure cancer and going all in on porn. People are trading in their real life relationships for their ChatGPT therapist, getting engaged with their AI boyfriends, and replacing any need for real human interaction altogether. God forbid you be inconvenienced by the arduous task of thinking! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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AI is ruining the internet for furries, women should be bartering sexual labor for fine jewelry (Patriarchy at Tiffany's), and ovaries are really cool, it turns out. Would your brother steal your boyfriend? Spoiler alert: maybe Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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The Hoely Hour returns with a hilarious and witchy guest, Leah Knauer! We play a game of "Sex Magic or Sex Tragic?" and get a special oracle card reading from Leah! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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It finally happened: we had the boyfriends co-host with us. They answer questions about the male loneliness epidemic, advice for couples moving in together, and what they'd bring to a deserted island. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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OUR NUMBER ONE EPISODE OF ALL TIME! (And some updates on what's changed since then!) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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When you jork it so good you bust a lung. Listen to a replay of our #2 top episode of all time, featuring an intro from Liz, where she reads an ad she got for a pornographic pumpkin event, and apologizes for being a Sydney Sweeney apologist. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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Amelia interviews Frank this week and asks some questions that all women (just Amelia) are dying to know. We also discuss some penis facts that you’ll either regret not knowing before, or regret knowing now. Who’s to say! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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Liz reintroduces our #3 episode of all time with some new updates! (Warning: you have some homework...) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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Amelia reminisces on her all time favorite episode which is, of course, the first time she talks about Frank. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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Girl chore or boy chore? Liz and Mr. Liz determine who should do which chores in a relationship. What's like the opposite of a dating coach? Mr. Liz details the stories of a creep he met at work the summer before he went to college who "coached" him on ways to be a predator. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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This week, Amelia introduces our #4 top episode of all time, which is an absolute doozy of an episode. We discuss the female delusion calculator, someone bringing a child's backpack full of...things...on a date, and the importance of HPV testing along with the issues with the current testing. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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This week, Liz reminisces on one of her favorite episodes where she regales the story of The Titanic Butt Plug Incident. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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E235: Is watching porn cheating, or is it just a solo side quest? Speaking of cheating...there's nothing quite like getting exposed for infidelity on a jumbotron while “Fix You” plays in the background, amirite? Amelia’s also on a GLP-1 now, so buckle up for her wellness era with significantly less appetite and significantly more opinions. And we read a listener email so heartfelt it made Liz cry. How dare you (we love you). Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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E234: Amelia learns some shocking common knowledge, losers are creating AI girlfriends to abuse (fork found in kitchen), and the girls talk about the White Trash White House. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
E233: What do Lauren Sanchez’s wedding dress, facial filler migration, and a cryptic “don’t freak out” phone call have in common? All of them prompt immediate panic. Liz and Amelia talk about what their friends would assume if they ever opened a conversation with “ok, don’t freak out,” the cursed details of Sanchez’s Venice wedding (including the locals not having it), and why filler might just be the new vape: overused, under-researched, and ruining your face. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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E232: The internet is once again divided about how a woman should be, and I’m sure you can imagine hwo we feel about that. Also, Liz is starting ketamine therapy! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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E231: Liz and Amelia recount Amelia's wild birthday weekend, hangover and all. Amelia and Liz read Reddit stories featuring a crazy gaslighter and a bridezilla (also a gaslighter), and reminisce on the insane days of TLC's early 2000's shows. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Hello ladies. I don’t know if you’re going to see this message, but your comments on pubic hair made me a little sad, because I realized that the lies that media tells us affect even the brightest girls who probably already know that what they see on media is not real. So I wanted to share an excerpt from a book I recently read called Bullshit Jobs, written by the amazing anthropologist and activist David Graeber. I recommend literally all his books to everyone! The following text is from someone who thought he had a “bullshit job” and wrote to David about it. “Tom: I work for a very large American-owned postproduction company based in London. There are parts of my job that have always been very enjoyable and fulfilling: I get to make cars fly, buildings explode, and dinosaurs attack alien spaceships for movie studios, providing entertainment for audiences worldwide. More recently, however, a growing percentage of our customers are advertising agencies. They bring us adverts for well-k