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Author: Cassie & Caitlin

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What’s your favorite scary movie… and would you survive it? It’s easy to sit comfortably on our couches, yelling at horror movie characters to save themselves — but do we really have what it takes to be the final girl?



I’d Survive is a horror-comedy podcast that recaps horror movies through a survivalist lens. Each week, Cassie or Caitlin will break down a new movie, and by the end, we’ll reveal its survivability score. We’re on the hunt for the lowest scores and the scariest movies!
36 Episodes
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Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II, the not-so-sequel to Prom Night, leaves Cassie a bit speechless as Caitlin tries to formulate into words just how this movie feels. Look out for that horse.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Would you go to a traveling horror carnival lush with mazes, games, performances and more? Caitlin and Cassie discuss the antics the characters get into at Hell Fest and wonder if they would meet the same fate.
Things go a little off the rails in this episode where Cassie attempts to explain the chaos that is 'Murder Party' to Caitlin.
On Halloween night, multiple different stories intertwine with one common denominator... a little guy named Sam. Caitlin fills Cassie in on the plot of this absolutely wild and fun Halloween cult classic: Trick 'r Treat.
30: Haunt (2019) | 22%

30: Haunt (2019) | 22%

2025-10-0202:00:40

'Haunt' marks our first Halloween-Centric episode which is a theme we'll be sticking with for the entire month of October! Are you ready to enter this haunted house?
29: Alone (2020) | 40%

29: Alone (2020) | 40%

2025-09-2501:33:00

A woman alone on a roadtrip, stalked by a maniac... Caitlin takes Cassie along for the ride as they discuss the all-too-real concept of man's ability to intimidate and overpower women. Can they escape his grasp?
In this episode, Cassie tells Caitlin the wild story of 1983's 'Sleepaway Camp' and there's so much to discuss by the end of it that they kinda sorta forget to attach a final survivability score while recording...
It's Caitlin's turn to storytell this week and she's going to have Cassie climb aboard the story of Dangerous Animals where they will discuss whether they have what it takes to be as badass as Zephyr, the movie's final girl, in her battle against man and shark.
It's time to return to the world of 'Wrong Turn 2' and Caitlin isn't ready for Cassie to fill her in on all the new lore that comes with this one.
25: Until Dawn (2025) | 5%

25: Until Dawn (2025) | 5%

2025-08-2802:01:05

How much does Until Dawn THE GAME differ from Until Dawn THE MOVIE? This week Caitlin will convey the plot of the film to Cassie and let's just say - she's in for some fun surprises.
24: Nope (2022) | 37%

24: Nope (2022) | 37%

2025-08-2101:40:58

This week, Cassie attempts to explain the visual masterpiece that is 'Nope' to Caitlin.
23: The Monkey (2025) | 50%

23: The Monkey (2025) | 50%

2025-08-1401:38:27

Caitlin does her best to tell Cassie about her FAVORITE *cough* movie of the year, The Monkey. Who will survive the wrath of this furry little fella?
This week, Cassie takes Caitlin on our darkest journey yet. Would you survive "The Platform"? 
Caitlin leaves Cassie speechless with the musical murders of Slumber Party Massacre 2... and she hopes to leave you feeling the same.
20: Wrong Turn (2003) | 10%

20: Wrong Turn (2003) | 10%

2025-07-2401:55:27

Cassie introduces Caitlin to the world of 'Wrong Turn' with the story of the first film and we decide that sometimes it's worth it to just wait out the traffic.
19: Nightman (2023) | 73%

19: Nightman (2023) | 73%

2025-07-1701:40:18

Your significant other is acting strange as suspicious events begin happening in your town... without any hard proof, are you protecting your spouse or turning them in? Let's find out where our hosts stand as Caitlin tells Cassie the story of Nightman.
In this episode, Cassie covers the podcast's first ever killer clown movie and Caitlin enjoys it a little too much...
Would you spend a night in a Haunted House for $10,000? In this episode Caitlin tells Cassie the story of House on Haunted Hill and they discuss just how far they would be willing to go to collect their money.
16: Funny Games (1997) | 0%

16: Funny Games (1997) | 0%

2025-06-2601:47:26

In this week's episode, Cassie tells Caitlin a home invasion story with a twist — and the twist is intense enough to force us into our very first 0% survivability score.
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Dorsa Khosravani

I watched Funny Games some years ago and honestly I wasn't a big fan. But listening to this episode gave me a whole new perspective and I'm going to rewatch it. Seems like I'm going to be a fan this time. Thanks for all the effort you guys put into this podcast 💛

Nov 10th
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