The Heavy Good Podcast

On this week’s episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, the lads dive into one of life’s biggest nightmares — who is the worst person to be stuck next to on a long haul flight?Roy also introduces a brand new game that we’ll be playing over the next few episodes!👉 New episodes every week👉 Subscribe for more heavy goodness#HeavyGoodPodcast #ScottishPodcast #GlasgowPodcast #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcast #PlaneStories #TravelNightmare #LongHaulFlight #WorstPassengers #ScottishHumour #PodcastClips #GlasgowLife #PopCulturePodcast #FunnyPodcast #PodcastUK

The Heavy Good Podcast celebrates being a year old!This week, we dive into the lived-in faces of old Glasgow (coupins). Roy is convinced he’s somehow been cut from the new Spider-Man film. We also talk about the Welcome to G-Town film premiere and a lot more. Expect the usual mix of Glasgow stories, Scottish humour, random tangents, pop culture chat, and unfiltered nonsense that’s got us through our first year.If you’ve been here since the start or you’re just joining — this is a proper Heavy Good episode.#HeavyGoodPodcast #ScottishPodcast #GlasgowPodcast #GlasgowStories #ScottishComedy #UKPodcast #ComedyPodcast #GlasgowLife #PodcastUK #PopCulturePodcast #Spiderman #ScottishHumour #AnniversaryEpisode #PodcastClips #GlasgowCulture

What are the deadliest animals in the UK, and which ones could actually cause serious damage?In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, Mark Dallas, Neil “The Wee Man” Bratchpeice and Roy Bryson dive into some of the most surprising and dangerous animals you’ll find across Britain — from creatures people underestimate to the ones you definitely don’t want to run into in the wild.The conversation also drifts into the Winter Olympics and some of the weirdest Olympic sports in history.As always, things spiral quickly into random debates… eventually leading to the question nobody asked but everyone now needs answered: Could The Honky Tonk Man actually win in a fight against a badger?#TheHeavyGoodPodcast #ComedyPodcast #UKAnimals #DeadliestAnimals#Badger #AnimalFacts #WeirdOlympics #OlympicHistory#WrestlingPodcast #ProWrestling #HonkyTonkMan#ScottishComedy #UKPodcast #PodcastClips#FunnyPodcast #YouTubePodcast #StrangeFacts#SportsHistory #RandomDebates #UnfilteredPodcast

Three weeks away… and the Western world completely lost its mind!In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, Mark Dallas is back from India and gets brought up to speed by Neil “the Wee Man” Bratchpeice and Roy Bryson on everything that’s happened while he’s been off-grid. From bizarre headlines to internet conspiracies and unexpected celebrity moments, absolutely nothing is normal.We cover the latest chaos surrounding Vince McMahon, the online frenzy around Ghislaine Maxwell, and Johnny Davidson at the BAFTA Awards.News, rumours, viral moments, and the kind of cultural madness that makes you question leaving the house — never mind the country.If you’re into pop culture chaos, wrestling headlines, internet conspiracy chat, and unfiltered Scottish patter, this episode delivers.Big reactions. Bigger confusion. Dallas has catching up to do.#TheHeavyGoodPodcast #ComedyPodcast #PopCultureNews #ViralHeadlines #WrestlingNews #VinceMcMahon #CelebrityNews #InternetDrama #ConspiracyTalk #BAFTAs #ScottishComedy #UKPodcast#PodcastClips #YouTubePodcast #TrendingTopics #WorldNews #EntertainmentNews #WrestlingPodcast#CelebrityDrama #OnlineDebate #CurrentEvents #MediaBuzz#BritishPodcast #UnfilteredPodcast

In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, Mark Dallas, Roy Bryson and Neil “The Wee Man” Bratchpeice dive into a full-on decade debate — ranking the best and worst eras from the 1950s right up to today. From pop culture highs to cultural chaos, iconic moments to questionable trends, we break down what made each decade legendary… or a complete disaster.Music. TV. Wrestling. Fashion. World events. Social shifts. Every era gets put under the spotlight as we argue which decade truly had it all — and which one is massively overrated.If you’re into nostalgia debates, pop culture rankings, wrestling chat, and unfiltered Scottish patter, this episode is for you.Big opinions. Bigger arguments. No decade is safe.#TheHeavyGoodPodcast #BestDecade #WorstDecade #DecadeDebate#1950s #1960s #1970s #1980s #1990s#2000s #2010s #PopCulture #ComedyPodcast #ScottishComedy #Nostalgia #PopCultureDebate #CulturalMoments #RankingEras #HistoryDebate #GenerationalDebate #RetroCulture #ModernCulture #EntertainmentHistory #UKPodcast

In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, Mark Dallas, Roy Bryson and Neil “the Wee Man” Bratchpeice swap horror stories about the worst dates they’ve ever been on, speculate wildly about what fallen 90s TV stars might do for money, and discuss George Galloway absolutely throbbing out.From dating nightmares to celebrity downfalls and things you can’t unsee, this episode is bad decisions, awkward memories and of course big George THROBBING OUT!If you’re into comedy podcasts, dark humour, Scottish patter and conversations that escalate far quicker than they should this one’s for you.#TheHeavyGoodPodcast #ComedyPodcast #WorstDates #DatingFails#FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #YouTubePodcast #ScottishComedy#90sTV #CelebrityDownfall #DarkHumour #UnfilteredPodcast#ScottishPatter #UKPodcast

⚠️ Quick heads-up: there’s a slight audio issue in this episode. We’ve fixed it as best we could, and everything will be back to normal next week.What’s the greatest Royal Rumble of all time — and who’s the worst winner ever?In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast the lads argue their picks for the best Royal Rumble ever and decide the worst Rumble winner, we expose Roy’s goth phase, and unpack Dallas’ very real fear of flying.From legendary wrestling moments to deeply uncomfortable teenage fashion choices, this episode covers it all — big opinions, bad decisions, and patter that goes places it probably shouldn’t.If you’re into wrestling debates, Scottish comedy, and podcasts that drift from WWE history to personal trauma in under five minutes, you’re in.#TheHeavyGoodPodcast #RoyalRumble #WrestlingPodcast #WWEPodcast #ProWrestling #WWE #WrestlingFans #WrestlingDebate #BestRoyalRumble #WorstRumbleWinner #PodcastClips #YouTubePodcast #ComedyPodcast #ScottishComedy #ScottishPatter

In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, Mark Dallas, Roy Bryson and Neil “the Wee Man” Bratchpiece tear into the worst brand names ever, react to Roy’s audition tape for a Tunnock’s advert, and relive the moment Best Kebab nearly ended Dallas’ life.From brutal branding fails to dodgy takeaway decisions, this episode is packed with bad ideas, worse judgment, and meals that legally qualify as attempts!If you like comedy podcasts, brand disasters, and stories that start with “this nearly killed me” — you’re in the right place.#TheHeavyGoodPodcast #HeavyGoodPodcast #ComedyPodcast #ScottishPodcast #UKPodcast #WorstBrandNames #BadBranding #BrandFails #MarketingFails #BrandDisasters#TerribleBrandNames #RebrandFail #LogoFails #MarketingNightmares #BestKebab #KebabStories #FoodFails #TakeawayFails #LateNightKebab#FoodHorror #DodgyTakeaway #NearDeathExperience #Tunnocks #TunnocksTeacakes #ScottishBrands #ScottishIcons#VoiceoverAudition #AdvertAudition #ScottishAds

In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, Mark Dallas, Roy and Neil “the Wee Man” Bratchpiece come up with some New Year’s resolutions, absolutely bury the worst wrestling gimmicks of all time, and somehow end up discussing the world’s biggest poo. A strong start to 2026!If you’re into pro wrestling, dark humour, Scottish patter, and conversations that spiral wildly out of control — you’re in the right place.#TheHeavyGoodPodcast #WrestlingPodcast #WorstWrestlingGimmicks #ProWrestling #ScottishComedy #ComedyPodcast #MarkDallas #NeilTheWeeMan #NewYearsResolutions #WrestlingFails #BadWrestlingGimmicks #WrestlingHistory #WrestlingComedy #PodcastClips #DarkHumour #BritishPodcast #YouTubePodcast #FunnyPodcast #ComedyClips #ProWrestlingFans #WrestlingYouTube #ScottishPatter #UnfilteredPodcast #WTFWrestling #PeakWrestling #JanuaryLies #WWF #WCW #ProWrestling

On this week’s Heavy Good Podcast – The Christmas Special & Final Episode of the Year 🎄Mark Dallas, The Wee Man and Roy Bryson wrap up the year in festive fashion with a nostalgia-packed Christmas special, as they dive into the best-selling Christmas toys from every year from the 1970s through to the 2000s!From Star Wars figures, Action Man and Scalextric, to Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Tamagotchis, Pokémon and PlayStation, the lads relive the toys that defined generations and shaped childhoods across the UK.Each decade goes head-to-head as the lads argue, debate and laugh their way through the ultimate Christmas toy showdown, trying to answer one massive question: What was the greatest Christmas of all time? 🎅Don’t forget to like, subscribe, hype and comment 🎄#HeavyGoodPodcast #ChristmasSpecialPodcast #BestChristmasToys #GreatestChristmasOfAllTime #MarkDallas #TheWeeMan #ScottishComedyPodcast #NostalgiaPodcast #ChristmasNostalgia #80sToys #90sToys #2000sToys #70sToys #RetroToys #ChristmasPodcast #GlasgowPodcast #ScottishPodcasts #ComedyPodcast #PopCulturePodcast #ChildhoodMemories #FestivePodcast #EndOfYearPodcast #ChristmasComedy #ToyHistory #UKPodcast #FunnyPodcast #ComediansOfScotland #ChristmasEpisode #HolidayPodcast #RetroChristmas #ThrowbackToys #ToyNostalgia #VintageToys #MillennialMemories #GenXChildhood #GrowingUp80s #GrowingUp90s #ChristmasThrowback #ClassicToys #ToyCollectors #ChristmasDebate #FestiveLaughs #EndOfYearSpecial #UKComedy #BritishPodcast #LadsPodcast #PatterPodcast #MemoryLane #OldSchoolToys #ChristmasArguments #SantaDelivered #WrappedAndReady #BoxFresh #PlayroomMemories #HolidayHumour #YearInReview #SeasonFinale #TopSellingToys #NumberOneToys #BestSellingToys #ToyHistory #ChristmasToyChart #ToyTrends #IconicToys #MustHaveToys #ToyCraze #ToyBoom #PlaytimeClassics #RetroPlaytime #VintagePlaythings #GoldenAgeOfToys #ToyLegacy #ChristmasWishList #SantaListApproved #ToyFads #PlaytimeNostalgia #ChildhoodIcons #BackInTheDayToys #gamingconsoles

On this weeks episode- Mark Dallas and The Wee Man on their recent Clan Wrestling spat! - The ludicrous World Cup Draw with Donald Trump.- Neil and Roy take a trip down memory lane, sharing their childhood dreams of being musicians.- We’ve got more hilarious lookalikes- Steve Austin’s worst-ever Stone Cold Stunnersand - The Life and Times of Clara Peller - Finally we ask “Where’s the beef?”Laughs, nostalgia, and wrestling chaos guaranteed. Don’t forget to like, subscribe, hype and comment.#HeavyGoodPodcast #TheWeeMan #MarkDallas #ClanWrestling #ComedyPodcast #ScottishComedy #WrestlingFails #StoneColdSteveAustin #WorstStunners #Lookalikes #WhereIsTheBeef #ClaraPeller #GlasgowPodcast #ProWrestlingComedy #FunnyPodcast #ScottishPodcasts #WrestlingStories #TheWeeManAndDallas #PodcastEpisode34 #WrestlingPodcast #WWEHistory #ClassicWrestlingMoments #WrestlingMemes #ChildhoodDreams #NostalgiaPodcast #ComediansOfScotland #FunnyStoriesPodcast #GlasgowComedyScene #PopCulturePodcast

On this week’s episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, the lads dive headfirst into Scottish World Records — from the impressive to the downright questionable — and debate which ones we could actually attempt.We then take a nostalgic, chaotic detour to World Cup ’94 and the glorious era of American soccer in the 90s when nobody in the States had a clue what offside meant.Things only escalate from there as Mark pitches the most ambitious — and utterly ridiculous — entrepreneurial scheme yet: writing a song to represent San Marino at Eurovision, because apparently that’s the only way we’re getting into Europe again. Expect delusion, misplaced confidence, and an alarming amount of passion.As always, it’s unfiltered Scottish humour, chaotic tangents, football nostalgia, pop culture nonsense, and the sort of rambling only three Glaswegian idiots could produce.If you’re into Scottish comedy, football deep dives, 90s nostalgia, Eurovision chaos, or podcasts that go off the rails instantly, you’re in the right place.If you enjoy the episode, please like, comment, subscribe, and share it with someone who loves a comedy podcast that absolutely refuses to stay on topic.Follow us on social media:Instagram: instagram.com/heavygoodpodcastTikTok: tiktok.com/@heavygoodpodcast#HeavyGoodPodcast #ComedyPodcast #ScottishComedy #ScottishWorldRecords #WorldRecords #WorldCup94 #USA94 #AmericanSoccer #90sFootball #MLSHistory #Eurovision #EurovisionSongContest #SanMarinoEurovision #ScottishPodcast #FootballPodcast #SoccerPodcast #FunnyPodcast #ScottishHumour #GlasgowComedy #UnfilteredChat #MarkDallas #RoyBryson #TheWeeMan #PodcastFunny #90sNostalgia #FootballHistory #ScottishBanter #ChaoticPodcast #PopCulturePodcast #TrendingPodcast #ThreeIdiotsOnePodcast #FootballFansUK #CultureChat #TalkingPish #ScottishCulture #PodcastLifeUK #FunnyGlasgowPodcast #EurovisionFans #WorldCupHistory #USSoccer

On this week’s episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, the lads discuss Scotland qualifying for the World Cup and what that actually means for the nation’s hopes, dreams, and drinking habits.We also dive into the slightly unsettling world of doppelgangers, debate who looks like who (and who definitely doesn’t), and then take a sharp left turn into global politics as we chat about Namibia’s new leader and the wild headlines surrounding him.As always, things spiral gloriously off-topic with unfiltered Scottish humour, unexpected tangents, and the kind of chaotic energy only three Glaswegian idiots can provide.If you’re into Scottish comedy, world news with zero expertise, pop culture nonsense, and podcast chaos, you’re in the right place.If you enjoy the episode, please like, comment, subscribe, and share it with someone who loves a comedy podcast that never sticks to the script.Follow us on social media:Instagram: instagram.com/heavygoodpodcastTikTok: tiktok.com/@heavygoodpodcast#HeavyGoodPodcast #ComedyPodcast #ScottishComedy #ScotlandWorldCup #WorldCup2026 #ScottishPodcast #DarkHumour #Doppelgangers #Namibia #NamibiaPresident #UKPodcast #GlasgowComedy #FunnyPodcast #UnfilteredChat #PopCulturePodcast #ScottishHumour #MarkDallas #RoyBryson #TheWeeMan #WrestlingPodcast #CurrentEventsPodcast #FootballPodcast #SoccerPodcast #TrendingNews #PodcastFunny #scottishfootball #ScottishBanter #ChaoticPodcast #FootballChat #WorldNewsComedy #UKHumour #GlasgowBoys #WeeklyPodcastShow #ComedyChaos #ThreeIdiotsOnePodcast #CultureChat #FootballFansUK #NewsButFunny #TalkingPish #ScottishCulture #PodcastLifeUK

On this week’s episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, the lads dive into absolute madness: what really was in the mysterious box Roy brought to the Halloween episode, what it would actually mean to be Jesus’ stepdad, the wild psychology and mental health of Ed Gein, the strange world of superstitions, and a nostalgic detour into The Spice Girls and early-2000s pop culture.We also take aim at Simon Cowell, question the nature of God’s appearance, and wander into the kind of unfiltered Scottish comedy you’ve come to expect from the show.If you like dark humour, weird history, pop culture chaos, and three Glaswegian idiots overthinking everything — you’ll love this one.If you enjoy the episode, please like, comment, subscribe, and share it with someone who loves comedy podcasts with a twisted edge.Follow us on social media:Instagram: instagram.com/heavygoodpodcastTikTok: tiktok.com/@heavygoodpodcast#HeavyGoodPodcast #ComedyPodcast #ScottishComedy #Glasgow #ScottishPodcast #DarkHumour #PopCulture #TrueCrimeHistory #EdGein #SpiceGirls #SimonCowell #WeirdHistory #ReligiousHumour #God #Jesus #Superstitions #MentalHealthTalk #HorrorHistory #AIChat #UKPodcast #MarkDallas #RoyBryson #TheWeeMan #FunnyPodcast #UnfilteredChat #WrestlingPodcast

On this week's episode the lads discuss Noel Edmonds, starting a band and if Artificial Intelligence will destroy humanity!If you enjoy the episode please like, comment, subscribe, spread the word and so forth.Follow us on social media:www.instagram.com/heavygoodpodcastwww.tiktok.com/@heavygoodpodcast #comedy #glasgow #noeledmonds #artificialintelligence #scottish #ai #scotland #eurovision #thumanity #prowrestling #wwe #icw #thefutureofwork #artificialreality #thefuture

On this week's Halloween episode we talk about Roy's evil dentist, Glasghost, The Word and as its Halloween season we also review folk horror movie, The Wicker Man (original & remake) then crown the winner of the Heavy Good Halloween Movie of 2025! If you enjoy the episode please like, comment, subscribe, spread the word and so forth.Follow us on social media:www.instagram.com/heavygoodpodcastwww.tiktok.com/@heavygoodpodcast #comedy #glasgow #horror #horrormovies #scottish #halloween #scotland #rickastley #thewickerman #niccage #movies #film #reaction #review #moviereview #filmreview #react #glasghost #snoppdogg #theword #oliverreed #christopherlee

On this week's episode we talk about the death of MTV, retro gaming, the absolute STATE of Rick Astley and as its Halloween season we also review the horrific horror movie, Martyrs! If you enjoy the episode please like, comment, subscribe, spread the word and so forth.Follow us on social media:www.instagram.com/heavygoodpodcastwww.tiktok.com/@heavygoodpodcast #comedy #glasgow #horror #horrormovies #scottish #halloween #scotland #rickastley #mtv #gta #movies #film #reaction #review #moviereview #filmreview #react #martyrs #prowrestling #kiss #acefrehley #bobbybrown #babavanga

On this week's episode the lads talk about Roger Cook, James Bond parodies, Jake The Snake and as its Halloween season we review horror movie The Guest! If you enjoy the episode please like, comment, subscribe, spread the word and so forth.#comedy #glasgow #horror #horrormovies #scottish #halloween #scotland #machoman #randysavage #wrestlemania #movies #film #reaction #review #moviereview #filmreview #react #jakethesnake #prowrestling #rogercook

On this week's episode the lads talk about tourettes, moonwalker, Raith Rovers recent viral photo and as its Halloween season we review horror movie When Evil Lurks! If you enjoy the episode please like, comment, subscribe, spread the word and so forth.#comedy #glasgow #horror #horrormovies #scottish #halloween #scotland #tourettes #iswear #whenevillurks #movies #film #reaction #review #moviereview #filmreview #react #michealjackson #moonwalker #raithrovers

On this week's episode as its Halloween season the lads review 80's horror movie The Stuff! If you enjoy the episode please like, comment, subscribe, spread the word and so forth.Follow us on social media: www.instagram.com/heavygoodpodcastwww.tiktok.com/@heavygoodpodcast #comedy #glasgow #horror #horrormovies #scottish #halloween #scotland #thesimpsons #theblob #theylive #movies #film #reaction #review #moviereview #filmreview #react