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As the public response to Danny has dramatically changed over the last week or so, here's how his friends are trying to take Bec down to build him up again. Sadly for Danny though, it may be a lost cause if the final episode of After The Dinner Party is as bad as I'm told... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After the unexpected success of Dear Scott the song, and then the Final Vow follow ups, I've done one step further and wrote and recorded (via the random AI app) this end of season song: We Kept Watching. I hope this puts a smile on your face as you go into the weekend.  Lyrics below.  Verse 1This season started like a promise in disguiseWhite dresses, big dreams, hope in their eyesBut something twisted underneath the vowsA finger banging scandal, brought it all down Verse 2Gia came in like fire and gasolineUnhinged, calculated, borderline meanEvery episode went further than beforeA leaked group chat about to burst through the door, Pre-ChorusYeah, we said “this can’t get worse”Then it did, yeah it got absurd ChorusOh oh, we kept watchingEvery dinner party, couldn’t look awayOh oh, we kept watchingBec's on the wine again, her and Danny up in flamesWe can judge them from our couches at nightBut we’re feeding every moment of the fightOh oh, we kept watchingYeah, we’re part of the problem, right? Verse 3Scandals hitting brand new lowsPoor Joel's teddy bear, he knowsLeaked messages calling Alissa a ratNo one forgets drama like that Verse 4Sam writing truths inside his bookScott breaking down, couldn’t even lookFilip and Stella tried to save the showGia quitting and returning every week, oh no Pre-Chorus RepeatWe said “surely this is it”But we stayed, yeah we committed Chorus RepeatOh oh, we kept watchingEvery meltdown, every bitter fightOh oh, we kept watchingFinger banging drama, neon lightsWe can judge them, say it’s all a messBut we’re tuning in, we must confessOh oh, we kept watchingYeah, we helped create this stress BridgeWhat does it say ‘bout you and me?We crave the chaos on our screensWe shake our heads, but still press playAddicted to the disarrayIt’s not just them, it’s what we chooseA finger bang we always lose Final ChorusOh oh, we kept watchingThrough every scandal, every tearOh oh, we kept watchingEven when it felt too weirdWe can judge them, say they’ve gone too farBut we made them who they areOh oh, we kept watchingYeah, we’re part of it… we are  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you can't wait to see what goes down at this year's Married At First Sight reunion, here's a little spoiler guide! Featuring a debrief with my mum at the very end. PS: I forgot to credit the Steph audio from Ella Ding's new podcast. PPS: Follow my Instagram and Facebook. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The drama didn't end when the cameras stopped rolling after Final Vows, and here's everything that happened in the days (and weeks) that followed the brides who made it to the very end. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This evening we watched Danny and David brutally dump their wives during the Married At First Sight final vow ceremonies, so I've taken their brutal speeches and turned them into two surprising songs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After waking up to many messages requesting this, here you go - featuring the lyrics below for you to sing a long too. This will make no sense if you haven't listened to yesterday's podcast.   Verse 1 Dear Scott,This hurts in a way I didn’t think it could.Through all the chaos and odds stacked against us we had found a real connection, and for me love.It felt real the way you looked at me, the way we spoke about our future, looked at houses and even spoke about family pets we wanted. Verse 2 When I entered this experiment I was incredibly hard shelled,but overtime you softened me,and I thank you for bringing that side back out in me. Chorus 1 When we packed our bags together that day,I truly believed we were leaving together, choosing each other, not the experiment.I was ready to face whatever came next with you by my side,but then you stayed and didn’t follow through, with our plans...in saying that, if I had of known you'd be uncomfortable I would have never left.I wish you told me why you didn’t leave with me,and I'm hoping for some closure because the last 3 months have meant everything to me. Bridge I want to take accountability for the times I’d self sabotage and walk out, I’m sorry Scott.At the time in this experiment I’ve felt emotionally exhausted with pressure and missing my daughter. [AI started doing it's own mumble thing here] Chorus 2When we packed our bags together that day,I truly believed we were leaving together, choosing each other, not the experiment.I was ready to face whatever came next with you by my side,but then you stayed and didn’t follow through, with our plans...in saying that, if I had of known you'd be uncomfortable I would have never left.I wish you told me why you didn’t leave with me, [AI started doing it's own mumble thing here again] OutroIt’s hard being a single mum, I don’t let people in easy but I let you in.My daughter...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's two weeks left of this year's Married At First Sight, and here's what to expect during this week's final dinner party where Gia and Scott break up and final vows where two other couples call it quits... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I told Bec she could only come on the podcast if she's brutally honest and nothing is off limits... and what she said even surprised me. During the chat, we spoke about alcoholism, drug use, the truth about the house she owns, getting fired from her job and why she believed Danny was falling for her amongst many other things.  If you've ever thought about going on a reality show, let this be a reminder why you shouldn't.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As the backlash continues to grow against Alissa following her abrupt change of edit, I’ve gone through her interviews this week, what’s been leaked to the media in the lead up to these scenes and what I think will happen next to shift public opinion.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For those who have been asking “Are Married At First Sight’s Steven and Rachel are still together?” I’ve finally got the answer for you - and it isn’t good news…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As Rebecca becomes the latest Married At First Sight cast member to now distance themselves from Gia, here’s how the “boss babes” group has officially ended. Plus, I analyse what I believe is Gia’s PR strategy to quickly do some damage control.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to your weekly spoiler episode with what to expect on Married At First Sight this week as the "temptation" task is brought back, the cast meet their alternative matches and Gia is already trying to get ahead of her drama... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a couple of weeks of speculation, we finally now have the real reason David and Alissa fell apart on Married At First Sight - and not only does this change everything while proving the show is fake, but it also makes me look at the recent "source quote" news articles very differently. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As we all process the sad news of Married At First Sight expert Mel Schilling’s passing, in this episode I reflect on what we can take from this sad situation, what Mel’s final messages were and I then call my mother as we reflect on how cancer has impacted our family.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Following the tragic news of Married At First Sight relationship expert Mel Schilling’s passing, I’m unable to sleep and writing this at 02:05AM after spending hours listening to Mel's final interviews from the last two years - which I've decided to bring together, for this tribute episode. As she battled cancer, Mel remained optimistic while urging everybody to listen to their bodies, take a moment to check in with themselves and if you’re noticing any changes – especially in your bowel habits – get it checked immediately, and if you’re unhappy with the answer from your doctor, get a second and even third opinion. RIP Mel Schilling.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As Married At First Sight nears the end and Bec claims her and Danny are still together in real life, Danny's DMs to a few girls lately suggest another story. Here's the full untold story of Danny and Bec's time on the show, plus why I was suss on him from the very start.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I spent my Friday night at a sex toy inspired club night that Married At First Sight's Joel and Steven were doing a personal appearance at, and here's everything that happened... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After my investigation into the sad (and confusing) story of Alissa and David's real relationship on Married At First Sight, I've got a little update for you all today... and even more unanswered questions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Married At First Sight’s Alissa and David have turned on each other in the media this week, making it clear that not only are they no longer together – but they no longer seem to even be able to tolerate each other. I’ve done a deep dive into everything and the timeline of why it all went wrong and why Channel Nine decided to show us none of this drama.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If there wasn't already enough leaked content causing chaos on Married At First Sight, Gia has now decided to leak her diary cam that she made while filming this week's episodes - and it's quite something.... Plus, Bec's big spoiler about Danny and my mum returns as the UK Correspondent. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.