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Straight in with our monthly boob check reminder because safety first, DLs. Then… have you heard of a turkey slap? Because Revz accidentally secured the most awkward parenting moment of 2026. Warning: full body cringe. And since everyone else is doing it, we’re jumping on the bandwagon with absolutely unchecked confidence: our predictions for 2026. We're talking food, fashion, skincare, homes, hobbies, parenting styles, restaurants, sport/exercise. Take notes, DLs, because we’re calling it now… and will probably be wrong. You’re welcome. Or sorry. Either way, press play. #NotsponRevz: Facepaint Markers from Amazon (aff link)Gem: Retro Umbrella Co - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller wants to talk about if, and when, kids’ sleepovers should happen - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The final ep in our four-part Summer series. We dive into what happens when inexperience meets confidence: ignoring expert advice, learning everything the hard way, and choosing style over function (every. single. time). We’re talking renovation regrets, brutal hindsight, and hard-earned lessons. It’s a cautionary tale wrapped in mild embarrassment. If you’re mid-reno, planning one, or still emotionally recovering from one, learn from us DLs… or don’t. You do you. Mentions:Tiles by KateABI Interiors Follow Revz's Reno on YouTube- Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple- Sign Up To Bestie BulletinJoin our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Madeleine Reeves joins us as we tumble headfirst into the confusion of names, seriously, don’t even get us started on Kirstin. Then we put our kids on the ultimate truth-telling test by asking them to impersonate us, and let’s just say, the results are eye-opening. Next, Raffa finally gets the Birds & Bees chat. Did Gem handle it like a pro, or are we looking at a full re-do? And, finally we get real about friendship and why diversifying your friend groups actually matters. Equal parts laughs, awkward moments, and surprisingly useful life lessons.   #Notspons:Colourwow Style On Steroids Texture + Finishing Spray (aff link) Shin Defenders (aff link) Jettproof Socks - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week's caller has noticed a change in her husbands behaviour, but wonders, how long will it last?  - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscriber Golden Ticket Lunch- BOOST your entry here Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Part 3 of our four-part Summer series, where the vibes are still high and the "hot take" pressure is officially cancelled. This week we’re talking about bucking the trends, backing yourself, and injecting some personality into your home. From working with the bones, quirks and era of your place to resisting the urge to copy-paste whatever’s trending online, we’re diving into how to make a home feel like yours. Less algorithm, more instinct. Mentions: @properwaypaintingau Follow Revz's Reno on YouTube- Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple- Sign Up To Bestie BulletinJoin our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu and BB have raced into the pod studio for a very important BREAKING NEWS EPISODE, deep-diving into Brooklyn Peltz-Beckham’s scathing six-page Instagram statement about his parents, David and Victoria Beckham, after years of rumoured tension.  And you better believe, the bombshells are bombshelling. From accusations of brand control and press manipulation, to explosive wedding drama (including that first dance), wedding dress cancellations, alleged legal pressure to sign away his name, and claims Nicola Peltz has been consistently disrespected, Brookie has truly unleashed on his famous fam. We also ask the big questions - was this PR-approved or pure emotional release? Is there any way back from this? And as boy mums… how are we feeling?  Plus, we’ve figured out the only way Vicky can come back from this, and it involves doing something she absolutely hates. Buckle up, DLs! It’s a SPICY special ep. - Follow us:@the_fifth_trimester We're moving to our own feed! Follow and rate us here:The Fifth Trimester (Spotify)The Fifth Trimester (Apple podcasts)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, we cover the essentials in life admin: a reminder to worm your kids and the joys of a surprise plumber call-out. Next, we dive into Debt Manor (because adulting is relentless) and the nightmare of being stuck in a gym membership contract. And then, we get real about parenting icks, thinking back to the early years, what’s the one thing you absolutely never want to do again? Like, you survived it, you respect it… but your ovaries are politely declining a repeat performance.   #Not spon:R: K18 Air WashG: @leahsmark_illustration - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller has just come back from a holiday with her young kids… and it didn’t go as planned. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscriber Golden Ticket Lunch- BOOST your entry here Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Part 2 of our four-part Summer series, where the vibes are high but the budget is… unavoidable. Whether you’re knee-deep in a DIY glow-up, planning a full rebuild, or just here to witness dust, delusion and financial denial, we're happy you're here. We’re diving into the least fun part of any project: the budget. Bring a calculator. Lower your expectations. Mentions: Nicole from Backhouse Landscapes Follow Revz's Reno on YouTube- Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple- Sign Up To Bestie BulletinJoin our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem’s finally on holiday and living her best smug life, yes DLs, it’s possible that one day you can enjoy a break with kids. Then, Good Mum Energy incoming... it's back to school 101 with Gem and Revz chatting through how to nail the school lunch box. Next we unpack a big question, Can you parent other peoples kids? And is this the answer to all of our parenting problems? Happy School Holidays DLs- hope you’re surviving! #Notspon: G: Zero Waste People water bottles for KidsR: Mingle Seasoning Dinner Hero - Subscriber Golden Ticket Lunch- BOOST your entry here Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine being cancelled by your imaginary best friend and all-round Brit It Gal, Lily Allen, on day three of your new job. Sounds like a living nightmare, right? Welp, this actually happened to Bella and she’s finally going public with this never-before-told dark tale of shame. Meanwhile, celibacy is taking Hollywood by storm with the likes of Julia Fox and Khloe Kardashian crossing their legs for good, and the girls are feeling inspired. Plus, we chat to fashion expert and stylist, Courtney McIntosh, from THE INARRA about the jeans we’ll all be wearing in 2026, and Lu shares the ultimate mindful activity that produces chic accessories and keeps your kids busy. - Follow for more amazing style tips for the modern Mum:@courtney___mcintosh@theinarra Slow Girl Run Club: @michellebattersby  Bella’s running playlists: Running Jams Retro Running Songs Follow us:@the_fifth_trimester We're moving to our own feed! Follow and rate us here:The Fifth Trimester (Spotify)The Fifth Trimester (Apple podcasts)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's caller is torn between her husband wanting 2 kids when she thought she wanted 1. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscriber Golden Ticket Lunch- BOOST your entry here Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Surprise! You’ve been absolutely frothing over Revz’s c*nty cottage, so we thought… why not record a four-part Summer series? Whether you’re knee-deep in a DIY glow-up, planning a full rebuild, or just here to live vicariously through someone else’s dust and delusion, we’ve got you. We’re kicking things off with the most important step: finding your style and mastering the art of a Pinterest board. Colour theory and fun follows: @thehousethatcolourbuilt@harford_house@karen_haller_colour@threebirdsrenovation@colorscollective@pantone Follow Revz's Reno on YouTube- Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple- Sign Up To Bestie BulletinJoin our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, important question: what is the world’s favourite song? Naturally, we spiral into our own top songs and movies—play along, DLs. Then Revz drags us through a recurring dream she’s had for years, is it therapy or torture? From there, it’s a full-on nostalgia trip through high school: who we were, who we thought we’d be, and how spectacularly unprepared we were for life. Sprinkle in some chats about school, success, and failing the system, and voilà—a regular Tuesday with your besties x Notspons: Revz: 60 Pack Dual Tip Acrylic Paint Markers - Kmart Gem: Doctor Eckstein Azulen paste - Amazon (aff link) - Subscriber Golden Ticket Lunch- BOOST your entry here Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back for episode two and the sched is more lit than the dance floor at Sam Kerr and Kristie Mewis’ wedding. We unpack the soccer golden couple’s stunning Perth nuptials, plus why we’re convinced JLo and Ben Affleck might be (probably, maybe) trolling us all. We also serve up our pop culture predictions for the year ahead - from a bombshell royal tell-all to an Abbie Chatfield and Keli Holiday relationship milestone. Meanwhile, Lu is laying down some very firm rules for her dating life in 2026, while Bella is campaigning for the return of… **checks notes**… ankle socks?! Follow us: @the_fifth_trimester @bellarosebrennan @day_in_luSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we're squeezing a big dilemon: bro code versus the wife.  Mentions: Every Boy Is Born With 2 Dogs - Submit your Dilemon Check out our Amazon Storefront LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on Spotify Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re asking the hard questions, like, whether the gutter goblin dress code has an expiration date, and why simply wearing makeup now earns us unsolicited compliments like we’ve done community service. We tap back into Slim Aarons energy (bring it back, immediately): glamorous, detached, and lightly judging from poolside. We reflect on Gem’s 40th birthday party, which casually included a surprise vow renewal, because of course it did. The perfect way to close out 2025.   Notspons: G: Chargrill Charlies catering: https://catering.chargrillcharlies.com/R: Potato Salad Recipe: 2kg washed and boiled potatoes chopped into quarters 12 boiled eggs chopped into quarters Dice and chop dill pickles, red onion and fresh dill Mix altogether with half to whole jar of good Mayo (I use the S&W whole Mayo) Add pickle juice and salt and pepper to taste *chefs kiss! - Subscriber Golden Ticket Lunch- BOOST your entry here Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple  Subscribe to MORE TIME on Spotify Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy first ep and happy almost-NYE! Today, Bella breaks down what in the bedazzled gold suit is actually happening with Harry Styles and his long-anticipated musical comeback. Lu slips into her Inspector Gadget trench to investigate the Beckham family’s latest bout of festive beef, before the girls recap the weird, wild year that was 2025. Plus, they share the cocktail of the summer and the viral crisp platter you have to try before the clock strikes 12. Follow us: @the_fifth_trimester @bellarosebrennan @day_in_luSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's caller is hearing crickets after multiple job interviews. - Submit your Dilemon Check out our Amazon Storefront LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on Spotify Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.