We Don't Have Time For This

Today's caller wants to be in-the-know on what's cool for her kids. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re kicking off Tuesday with an aggressively niche IG algorithm that hijacked Revz’s Sunday doom scroll (no one asked for this content, yet here we are). Gem debriefs a date night with deeply average vibes — but if the food’s five-star, does the location even matter? She also shares how she accidentally passed her tablet-swallowing trauma onto one of her kids, because generational growth is a journey. And finally… Revz’s kids are staying in their own beds. Is this the moment we’ve all dreamed of? Or are we being set up? Happy Tuesday besties x #Not spon:R: 1/2 sugar life hackG: H&M new season jackets - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's caller doesn't want her kid being filmed by other parents.  - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spoiler Alert! You asked, DLs and obviously we couldn't resist! Our deep dive into Wuthering Heights is finally here. Critics are divided… and after this watch party, so are we.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick things off with a new outro jingle and can officially confirm: AI is not taking our jobs. Then it’s a full Golden Ticket Lunch recap, the highs, the lows, and all the BTS drama. Gem shares a story that takes a sharp (and important) turn into a very real parenting moment, sparking a must-have conversation about kids and emergency services. And finally, Revz wants to chat about extra-curricular activities. Why does everything have to be serious and competitive? Why can’t kids just do activities for fun anymore? #NotsponRevz: SplitwiseGem: Garmin Vivofit Junior - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week’s caller has some strong opinions about her mum’s new boyfriend, and they’re not exactly glowing. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's me you're looking for! Welcome to your express pass into the universe of We Don't Have Time For This. In this explainer episode, we decode the WDHTFT vernacular, our weekly schedule and drop bite-size snippets from some of our most loved, most unhinged, and most accidentally profound conversations. - Full Episodes: Talking Shit, Like Literally Do Friendship Break Ups Hurt The Most? Shame at Home Mum She Has The Receipts Is Surgery a betrayal of All Women? - Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon StorefrontSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The group chat is popping off, Gem can’t keep up (as per usual), but the good news is you can now leave quietly without anyone noticing. We unpack Gem’s deep regret over re-introducing iPads into society, campaign aggressively for the return of the landline, and tackle the hottest etiquette debate of our time: Irish Ghosting. Is it okay to smoke bomb? Gem says yes and, frankly, she has a point. And while we’re at it, let’s bring back shame. Coz there's nothing wrong with a healthy dose of shame (Don’t cancel us.) #NotsponRevz: Soma Bodywash from WoolworthsGem: Bon Maxie Toiletry Bags - Check out our Amazon Storefront Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Unlike her husband, this week’s caller thinks phones are completely private. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Straight in with our monthly boob check reminder because safety first, DLs. Then… have you heard of a turkey slap? Because Revz accidentally secured the most awkward parenting moment of 2026. Warning: full body cringe. And since everyone else is doing it, we’re jumping on the bandwagon with absolutely unchecked confidence: our predictions for 2026. We're talking food, fashion, skincare, homes, hobbies, parenting styles, restaurants, sport/exercise. Take notes, DLs, because we’re calling it now… and will probably be wrong. You’re welcome. Or sorry. Either way, press play. #NotsponRevz: Facepaint Markers from Amazon (aff link)Gem: Retro Umbrella Co - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller wants to talk about if, and when, kids’ sleepovers should happen - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The final ep in our four-part Summer series. We dive into what happens when inexperience meets confidence: ignoring expert advice, learning everything the hard way, and choosing style over function (every. single. time). We’re talking renovation regrets, brutal hindsight, and hard-earned lessons. It’s a cautionary tale wrapped in mild embarrassment. If you’re mid-reno, planning one, or still emotionally recovering from one, learn from us DLs… or don’t. You do you. Mentions:Tiles by KateABI Interiors Follow Revz's Reno on YouTube- Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple- Sign Up To Bestie BulletinJoin our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Madeleine Reeves joins us as we tumble headfirst into the confusion of names, seriously, don’t even get us started on Kirstin. Then we put our kids on the ultimate truth-telling test by asking them to impersonate us, and let’s just say, the results are eye-opening. Next, Raffa finally gets the Birds & Bees chat. Did Gem handle it like a pro, or are we looking at a full re-do? And, finally we get real about friendship and why diversifying your friend groups actually matters. Equal parts laughs, awkward moments, and surprisingly useful life lessons.   #Notspons:Colourwow Style On Steroids Texture + Finishing Spray (aff link) Shin Defenders (aff link) Jettproof Socks - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week's caller has noticed a change in her husbands behaviour, but wonders, how long will it last?  - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscriber Golden Ticket Lunch- BOOST your entry here Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Part 3 of our four-part Summer series, where the vibes are still high and the "hot take" pressure is officially cancelled. This week we’re talking about bucking the trends, backing yourself, and injecting some personality into your home. From working with the bones, quirks and era of your place to resisting the urge to copy-paste whatever’s trending online, we’re diving into how to make a home feel like yours. Less algorithm, more instinct. Mentions: @properwaypaintingau Follow Revz's Reno on YouTube- Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple- Sign Up To Bestie BulletinJoin our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu and BB have raced into the pod studio for a very important BREAKING NEWS EPISODE, deep-diving into Brooklyn Peltz-Beckham’s scathing six-page Instagram statement about his parents, David and Victoria Beckham, after years of rumoured tension.  And you better believe, the bombshells are bombshelling. From accusations of brand control and press manipulation, to explosive wedding drama (including that first dance), wedding dress cancellations, alleged legal pressure to sign away his name, and claims Nicola Peltz has been consistently disrespected, Brookie has truly unleashed on his famous fam. We also ask the big questions - was this PR-approved or pure emotional release? Is there any way back from this? And as boy mums… how are we feeling?  Plus, we’ve figured out the only way Vicky can come back from this, and it involves doing something she absolutely hates. Buckle up, DLs! It’s a SPICY special ep. - Follow us:@the_fifth_trimester We're moving to our own feed! Follow and rate us here:The Fifth Trimester (Spotify)The Fifth Trimester (Apple podcasts)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, we cover the essentials in life admin: a reminder to worm your kids and the joys of a surprise plumber call-out. Next, we dive into Debt Manor (because adulting is relentless) and the nightmare of being stuck in a gym membership contract. And then, we get real about parenting icks, thinking back to the early years, what’s the one thing you absolutely never want to do again? Like, you survived it, you respect it… but your ovaries are politely declining a repeat performance.   #Not spon:R: K18 Air WashG: @leahsmark_illustration - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller has just come back from a holiday with her young kids… and it didn’t go as planned. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscriber Golden Ticket Lunch- BOOST your entry here Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Part 2 of our four-part Summer series, where the vibes are high but the budget is… unavoidable. Whether you’re knee-deep in a DIY glow-up, planning a full rebuild, or just here to witness dust, delusion and financial denial, we're happy you're here. We’re diving into the least fun part of any project: the budget. Bring a calculator. Lower your expectations. Mentions: Nicole from Backhouse Landscapes Follow Revz's Reno on YouTube- Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple- Sign Up To Bestie BulletinJoin our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem’s finally on holiday and living her best smug life, yes DLs, it’s possible that one day you can enjoy a break with kids. Then, Good Mum Energy incoming... it's back to school 101 with Gem and Revz chatting through how to nail the school lunch box. Next we unpack a big question, Can you parent other peoples kids? And is this the answer to all of our parenting problems? Happy School Holidays DLs- hope you’re surviving! #Notspon: G: Zero Waste People water bottles for KidsR: Mingle Seasoning Dinner Hero - Subscriber Golden Ticket Lunch- BOOST your entry here Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.