Bitch Bible

It’s Yom Kippur and Jackie reflects on life to find she’s perfect in every way, but she hates her family and the backyard renovation is dangerously close to getting her kicked out of the neighborhood.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Ladder: Get a free 7-day trial with no credit card, and $10 off your first month if you join at ladder.fit/BITCHBIBLEZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 15% your first order at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLESKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at www.skims.com/bible Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLERitual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLERevolve: Use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH #REVOLVEpartner See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie celebrates Yom Kippur the day of atonement by deflecting her own wrongdoings. She discusses how the Fall solstice ruins lives, the groundbreaking news of Kylie Jenners cereal habits and why Bert an Ernie are due for a Brokeback Mountain sequel. Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Nutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at www.skims.com/bibleLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLEQuince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLEZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 15% your first order at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

22 weeks and you know what, Jackie’s feeling pretty good. She's accepted the reality of having two boys, discovered a miserable community of mother’s to-be on TikTok, and is Getting. Shit. Done.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is channeling Kelly Killoren Bensimon, is all out of fucks to give, and unleashes her wrath on something that not nearly enough people are angry about: Hammocks.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.Article.com/BIBLERevolve: Use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH #REVOLVEpartnerJones Road Beauty: Use code BITCHBIBLE to get a free full sized Mascara on your first purchase at www.Jonesroadbeauty.comThe Absorption Company: Use code BITCHBIBLE at check out for up to 35% off your first order at www.AbsorbMore.comPique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bibleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Week 20 and Jackie is halfway through! But only halfway through…  She’s passing the time playing one-way hide and seek, planning the nursery, and groundhogging.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Freestyle: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first 3 months of a Freestyle diaper subscription at www.Freestyle.world/BIBLELittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.