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Author: Failyn the Squire
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Meet Failyn, a middle-aged squire having a mid-life crisis in the Middle Ages. 🫥
His boss - a knight like he wants to be - sucks ass. ⚔️
A princess he desires is all like nah bro. 👑
And worse, a young page named Arthur is surpassing him on the way to becoming legendary. 🏰
Alas, Failyn is too olde for this shit. 🖕
A scripted audio comedy for the rest of us who aren't destined to be kings. 🫵
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It's one minute c'mon you have ONE MINUTE. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners --
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If saved the Princess from a fake dragon, that would make me knight-worthy. Oh yeah also gotta keep loosening that sword in the stone. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners --
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Getting adopted by an heirless noblewoman, that will put me atop the list for the next knighthood. Don't "bro" me, it could work! -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners --
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You can keep your "friends," I. Want. Chums. They can recommend me for a knighthood. Aye, it's another gambit. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners --
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Second try at schmoozing. Gonna do some knight-working (trademarked so don't you dare). -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners --
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They're pets to you, to us cats are the spawn of Satan. Still useful for my knighthood ambitions methinks. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners --
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Final gambit of the season. I want that sword in the stone gimme that GD sword! -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners --
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An investigation into whether our hero, anti-hero Failyn the Squire, was a real historical figure, or generated by a very jaded A.I. bot. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners --
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An investigation into whether her highness, the occasionally sober Princess Merrilee, was a real historical figure, or totally made up by some LA-based "industry" types. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners --
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An investigation into whether Sir Mountjoy, the renowned knight and venereal disease connoisseur, was a real historical figure, or a product of infinite monkey theorem. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners --
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An investigation into whether his hungriness, Thum - only of his name - was a real historical figure, or invented by a cruise ship improv troupe. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners --
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An investigation into whether Artie, the Once and Future insufferable King Arthur, was a real historical figure, or fabricated over the centuries by horny French writers and lonely British geezers. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners --
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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ fun short binge