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The show that sees you marooned on a desert island with the worst people and the worst things imaginable - hosted by Harriet Kemsley!

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ED NIGHT

ED NIGHT

2025-07-0939:35

The podcast starts NOW! Harriet welcomes back Ed Night to the podcast! Back after 7 years since his last visit - has his choices changed? Let's find out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
GP x DID! The podcast crossover absolutely no one was calling for - some have billed it the McBusted of podcast collaborations. Nonetheless, this episode is a hilarious coming together of 3 very funny people feeling thier way through a very silly format. An absolute pleasure to have Ivo and Alex join Harriet for this week's episode! Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
LILY PHILLIPS

LILY PHILLIPS

2025-06-1135:44

Comedian Lily Phillips joins Harriet to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
JOEY PAGE

JOEY PAGE

2025-06-0439:59

Comedian and podcaster Joey Page joins Harriet to share who and what he'd least like to be stuck with on a desert island... listen NOW or watch it, it's up to you mate make your own mind up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
PHIL WANG

PHIL WANG

2025-05-2845:38

Finally - Philly Philly Wang Wang on Desert Island Dicks! What a time to be alive. Phil joins Harriet to share who and what he'd least like to be stuck with on a desert island. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
FATIHA EL-GHORRI

FATIHA EL-GHORRI

2025-05-2139:17

Hands down one of the funniest episodes of Desert Island Dicks! We welcome back Fatiha El-Ghorri to the podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
HUGE DAVIES

HUGE DAVIES

2025-05-1450:15

Comedian and classically train pianist Huge Davies returns to the Island! This time he joins Harriet with brand new choices for his desert island. It's good to be back! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
CHLOE RADCLIFFE

CHLOE RADCLIFFE

2025-05-0638:22

We back! And don't we have some treats for you. Kicking off this run of episodes we have American comedian and actor Chloe Radcliffe. Fresh from the red-eye flight from New York, Chloe nails the brief perfectly. Chloe is at the Soho Theatre 15th-17th of May so GO SEE HER LIVE Let us know what you think in the comments or @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
STUART GOLDSMITH

STUART GOLDSMITH

2025-02-1145:11

The comedian's comedian himself Stuart Goldsmith joins Harriet to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
HEIDI REGAN

HEIDI REGAN

2025-02-0450:54

Comedian Heidi Regan joins Harriet to share who and what she would hate to be stuck with on a desert island.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
SEAN MCLOUGHLIN

SEAN MCLOUGHLIN

2025-01-2848:10

Comedian Sean McLoughlin joins Harriet to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
JACOB HAWLEY

JACOB HAWLEY

2025-01-2142:04

Comedian, podcaster and complete rotter Jacob Hawley returns to the podcast with a completely new bag of dicks! We’re on Patreon! For as little as £3.50 you will be supporting us to create more episodes of the podcast and as a reward you shall receive early access to episodes and completely ad-free listening. Get it here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
BELLA HULL

BELLA HULL

2025-01-1442:15

The hilariously funny Bella Hull joins Harriet to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island... 00:10 This 01:30 And this We’re on Patreon! For as little as £3.50 you will be supporting us to create more episodes of the podcast and as a reward you shall receive early access to episodes and completely ad-free listening. Get it here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
SUZI RUFFELL

SUZI RUFFELL

2025-01-0759:06

Happy New Year! The brilliant Suzi Ruffell joins Harriet to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island! We’re on Patreon! For as little as £3.50 you will be supporting us to create more episodes of the podcast and as a reward you shall receive early access to episodes and completely ad-free listening. Get it here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
JAKE LAMBERT

JAKE LAMBERT

2024-12-3158:32

One of the nicest people to join us on the podcast! Comedian Jake Lambert chooses the people and things he'd least like to be stuck with on a desert island... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
HARRY HILL

HARRY HILL

2024-12-1749:13

Well would you look at that! That man Harry Hill is on the podcast. Harry joins Harriet to share who and what he'd least like to be stuck with on a desert island... We’re on Patreon! For as little as £3.50 you will be supporting us to create more episodes of the podcast and as a reward you shall receive early access to episodes and completely ad-free listening. Get it here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
At a time where food is very much at the forefront of our minds, we’re republishing this episode of the podcast with Michelin star chef and all around lovely man, Tom Kerridge. Fun fact – Tom is the only guest to have appeared on Desert Island Dicks and Desert Island Discs! Recorded with Dan Benedictus back in 2021 - here’s Desert Island Dicks with Tom Kerridge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
ALEXANDRA HADDOW

ALEXANDRA HADDOW

2024-12-1042:26

Comedian Alexandra Haddow joins Harriet this week! Alexandra returns to the podcast with a whole load of new choices for the desert island! If you haven't already, subscribe to us on Patreon for bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to episodes. Get it here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
DARREN HARRIOT

DARREN HARRIOT

2024-12-0348:53

Comedian Darren Harriot joins Harriet to share... well, everything! Nothing is off limits as Darren guides us through his choices as he discusses circumcision, why he doesn't drink water and why he'll never watch Chris Rock again... We are now on Patreon! And have an early bird offer for the first 150 subscribers. For just £3.50 - price of a coffee (if you live outside London) you'll get early access to episodes, completely ad-free listening and bonus episodes. PLUS submit your own choices for the desert island. Get it here NOW: https://www.patreon.com/c/user/membership?u=24332430 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
ANDREW MAXWELL

ANDREW MAXWELL

2024-11-2651:54

Comedian Andrew Maxwell joins Harriet to choose who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Trigger warning: if you're a big fan of The Beatles, approach with caution! We're now on Patreon! And so if you want more from Desert Island Dicks head over there for early access, ad free listening and bonus episodes - find us here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Comments (31)

Robin Harper

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING, STOP SAYING "LIKE".

Feb 28th
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Tom Endacott

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May 16th
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Tom J Smith

I like knowing I won't enjoy a podcast before listening to it. Picky eater that hates tea and dogs? Not for me, ta

Nov 2nd
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SleepyCat

Blair worse than Trump??? Hmmmm, think that's an overstatement frankly😕 Surprisingly politicians are opportunistic liars - no, surely not!!😅

Jul 2nd
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Paul Browning

king inxjifxoo to go back ku

Mar 28th
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Ruaa Elzain

where are the new episodes?

Feb 20th
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Katie Eliot

RIP Geoffrey 😆😆

Nov 6th
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Albion To Arcadia

One of the greatest episodes of anything...ever!

Aug 20th
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Chris Waites

First podcast I listened to was good but then I realised if they have someone funny on it is good. However, 90% just have some random person bitching about stuff. Its like listening to old women moaning about Muslims and "coloured" people on a bus. Have someone funny on or at least make the presenter a bit more adverserial. Agreeing with everything means they aren't challenged hence it becomes a moan fest.

Jun 30th
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Dan Wilson

i really dislike the character harry potter too! he is a dick

May 22nd
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Will James

This guy slates vegans for wasting their breath and suggests instead they concentrating on reducing their environmental impact. he should think about that one a little more and maybe revisit his reasoning.

May 13th
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Gregory Perkin

A great podcast. Maturing and getting better all the time. A fun concept with some great guests, all moved along at a nice pace by James Deacon.

Apr 8th
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Will James

I can imagine Danny attending this recording with a fedora on and a thesaurus tucked under one arm.

Mar 29th
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Dmitrijs Bunins

Top notch podcast! Keep going mate's)

Mar 5th
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Albion To Arcadia

Love this Podcast! Great idea and a great show

Mar 1st
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Katie Else

I don’t find it very funny but still like listening 🤔

Feb 27th
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Phil Leach

think this is my favourite episode so far ..a great way to start the new year. keep up the good work.

Feb 14th
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Conrad Harris-Baker

listen to this episode. I think it's time to unsubscribe

Jan 3rd
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Oliver Walker

my favourite episode yet!

Dec 6th
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Phil Leach

Jesus this is confusing....sounds like one person's internal monologue!?!?!?

Dec 5th
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