Forget The Ball

Josie, Phil, Johnnie & Chick cheer everyone up with their own funeral plans, go retro with La Liga's Retro Matchday and what are the best and worst World Cup songs ... "We're All Going To WembleyMy Knees Have Gone All Trembley" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang discuss the most famous people they've met... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josie, Phil, Johnnie & Chick talk about the Celtic £10M share proposal, the Italian League in Gaelic and can St Mirren still win the triple? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

VAR, Timewasters and Divers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this Chickless epsiode, Josie, Phil and Johnnie nominate their favourite Football films, remember the late Robert Duvall's visit to the BBC Club and Victoria's nightclub and discuss if Hearts are league contenders or are they just going through a purple patch? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What were the team's first ever football strips and at what age is no longer dignified to wear a strip? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josie, Phil, Johnnie and Chick pick their favourite European teams, discuss what age should you stop wearing football strips, and clubs on the brink plus the gig Johnnie and Phil did at the Glasgow SEC playing with some of Simple Minds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When it comes to celebrity players is Rod Stewart actually a good player? Chick reveals all to Josie, Philip and Johnnie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josie, Phil, Johnnie & Chick talk late cancellations, the Ghost of Ibrox, streakers and ask what ever happened to the mavericks of Scottish Football? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josie, Phil, Johnnie and Chick examine the great Pele's ticket tout antics and what was the best ever Brazil team? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josie, Phil, Johnnie and Chick predict who's going to win the Scottish Premiership and the World Cup, what happened to the reserve leagues, and the first of Josie Smith's Urban Myths. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ian Wright and Gazza lead Chick astray Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josie, Phil, Johnnie and Chick discuss their Porn Names, their teams best ever goalie and if they won the lottery would any of the team buy a football club? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Day Graeme Souness Changed the Size of The Pitch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josie, Phil, Johnnie & Chick ask who's actually going to be allowed into the USA to watch the World Cup and what will you not be allowed to take in with you - definitely not Buckfast. Also who from the team is the best player? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josie, Phil, Johnnie and Chick wish Kevin Keegan a speedy recovery and remember meeting the great man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chick learns some new lingo from Jozie, Phil and Johnnie, like 'Blue Monday' and 'Vanilla' whilst discussing Harvey Barnes eligibility for the Scotland team and pay tribute to Martin Chivers and those record transfer fees of the past. Plus have you seen the price of chocolate??? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Philip, Johnnie and Chick with a Q&A at the Stand Comedy Club in Glasgow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a Hogmanay Special, Phil, Johnnie & Chick look back at 40 years of Only An Excuse with behind the scenes memories and anecdotes recorded live at The Stand Comedy Club in Glasgow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A comic look back at the best bits of the podcast in 2025 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.