My Partner Has No Taste - A Comedy Movie Podcast

In this week’s episode, it’s Carly’s worst nightmare — watching a James Bond film! Will her preconception that Bond movies are misogynistic crap about a sleazy old man preying on young women be proved correct? Will she even be able to get past the use of the word p**sy in the title?? Find out in the thirty-seventh shaken (not stirred) episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

It’s Carly’s film pick this week, which means Rich has to watch every thirty-year-old woman’s favourite film, Mean Girls. Will Rich feel like he’s been personally victimised by Regina George? Will it bring Carly back to her high school days of shopping and writing Burn Books? Find out in the thirty-fifth fetch episode of MPHTN. You go, Glen Coco! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

In this week’s episode, it’s Carly’s worst nightmare: a film about sweaty men blowing up trucks and forcing women to breed!  Will Rich be able to convince her that behind the mayhem, Mad Max: Fury Road is actually a deeply feminist piece? Will Carly’s theory that this film takes place in the same universe as Disney-Pixar’s Cars hold water? Find out in the thirty-fifth gas-guzzling episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

Unfortunately Carly and Rich were unable to watch this week’s scheduled film in time — but because they love you, they still managed to record an episode so you didn’t miss them! So barricade the doors, cover yourself in iodine, and enjoy their review of a film that’s currently in cinemas, 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple.  Will Carly resent Rich for taking her to see such a gratuitous, violent movie? Will she resent him even more for not being as well hung as Samson, the morphine-loving zombie with the massive schlong? Find out in this week’s brain-munching minisode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

This week, Carly has decided to inflict her favourite film genre on Rich: a ‘90s domestic thriller about a psychotic bitch stalking a family of yuppies! Will it make Carly want to breastfeed a stranger’s baby? Will it make Rich want to be a baby? Find out in the thirty-fourth baby-stealing episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

It’s Rich’s film pick week, which means poor Carly has to watch slasher classic, Candyman. Will she be able to fancy Tony Todd, even though he’s full of bees? Will Rich be able to convince her that the film is a thoughtful social commentary, despite all the bloody bees?? Find out in the thirty-third beetastic episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

Carly and Rich mix things up this week by taking a trip to the cinema to watch The Housemaid (Carly’s pick, obviously).  Will Rich be able to enjoy the sight of Sydney Sweeney naked, knowing she’s a registered Republican? Will Carly get any ideas for how to exact bloody revenge on Rich if he lets her down as a husband? Find out in the thirty-second tooth-tugging episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

MERRY CHRISTMAS, DEAR LISTENER! To get into the festive spirit, Carly forces Rich to watch a film he’s managed to avoid for over two decades: 2003 Christmas romcom, Love Actually. Will Rich’s grinchy heart swell in size, or will he vomit mince pie all over himself? Will Carly be able to defend the rampant sexism and aggressive fat-shaming of this supposed classic? Find out in the thirty-first lovely (actually) episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

‘Tis the season… for shooting bad guys! In this week’s Christmastastic episode, Rich finally gets Carly to watch one of his favourite holiday movies, 1988’s Die Hard.  Will Carly feel the festive cheer that only a wave of bullets and bloodshed can provide? Will Rich concede that The Muppet Christmas Carol is possibly a more Christmassy film? And which one of them can do a better impression of Bruce Willis’ smirk?? Find out in the thirtieth machine gun-wielding episode of MPHNT. Yippee kay yay motherf***ers! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

In this week’s episode, Carly forces Rich to confront the trauma of his Catholic upbringing by making him watch 1998 Biblical animated epic, The Prince of Egypt.  Will Rich find his way back to God? Will Carly’s disturbing obsession with the plagues of Egypt finally tear their marriage apart? Find out in the twenty-ninth slave-freeing episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

After suffering through Billy Madison in last week’s episode, Rich decides it’s high time Carly watched a good Adam Sandler film.  Will Carly be able to see past the lack of silly voices and fart jokes in 2002’s arthouse comedy-drama Punch-Drunk Love... or will she wish she was watching Happy Gilmore 2? Find out in the twenty-eighth coupon-collecting episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

Here it is! After several episodes of teasing/threatening it, Carly finally gets Rich to watch an Adam Sandler movie!  What on earth will poor Rich make of 1995’s Billy Madison? Will Carly convince him of The Sandman’s genius, or will Rich claw his own eyes out in despair? Find out in the twenty-seventh stupid-voiced episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

‘Tis the spookiest day of the year, when the veil between the living and the dead is cobweb thin! It’s also the day when Rich watches 1978 horror classic, Halloween… And this year, Carly must join him. Will she be scared out of her wits, or will she use it as an excuse to have a lovely nap? Will Rich get over his trauma of not being allowed to go trick-or-treating as a child? And will they ever be able to stop humming the bloody theme tune?? Find out in the twenty-sixth murderous episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage Follow (or have a chat) on IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

It’s that time of the year, when the nights are drawing in, the leaves are turning brown, and Carly watches 1998 romantic fantasy, Practical Magic! And now, after several autumns of pushing for it, she finally gets Rich to watch it with her...    Will Rich fall under its nineties spell? Will Carly put a hex on him if he doesn’t? Find out in the twenty-fifth practically magical episode of MPHNT!   Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage   Follow (or have a chat) on IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

Poor Carly and Rich have been struck down with Covid! Despite this, they still managed to sit down and record a podcast for you ingrates.  Because Carly hated The Shining so much in Episode 22, in this week’s episode, Rich makes her watch the sequel: 2019’s Dr Sleep. Will Carly want to “redrum” her wretched husband? Will Rich regret putting on a three-hour long film when they’re both delirious with fever? Find out in the twenty-fourth nauseous and sweaty episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage Follow (or have a chat) on IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

In this week’s episode, Carly Two-Tits gets Ricky No-Eyes to watch Martin Scorsese's 1990 gangster classic, Goodfellas. Will Ricky make it through the whole movie without a bowl of pasta? Will Two-Tits have him whacked if he doesn’t like it? Find out in the twenty-third ball-bustin’ episode of MPHNT!   Follow us (or have a chat) on IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

In this week’s shamelessly drunken episode, Rich finally forces Carly to watch horror classic, The Shining!  Will Carly be able to get past her intense hatred of ‘70s decor? Will a work-play imbalance make Rich a dull boy? And did Kubrick really fake the moon landing?? Find out in the twenty-second axe-wielding episode of MPHNT! Rate and subscribe to save our marriage  Follow us (or have a chat) on IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

After a two-week hiatus, Carly and Rich are back! In this week’s episode, it’s Carly’s turn to defend the indefensible, with 2015’s found-footage horror, JeruZalem. What is it that she loves so much about this hokey junk, in which a gate to hell opens underneath The Holy City? Will Rich be able to get past the most ludicrous oral sex scenes in cinema history? And is “Jerusalem Madness” a real thing?? Find out in the twenty-first demon-infested episode of MPHNT! Follow us (or have a chat) on IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

We did it — twenty episodes, baby! To celebrate this monumental occasion, Carly and Rich give you the first of two special episodes: HERE ME OUT, in which they attempt to defend the indefensible.  In this episode, Rich forces Carly to watch 1999 critical and commercial failure, Wild Wild West. Will Carly see it as the misunderstood masterpiece Rich is so adamant it is? Will Rich be able to convince her that steampunk isn’t just for pathetic virgins? And will they be able to remember more than one verse of the bloody song?? Find out in the twentieth wild episode of MPHNT!

Carly and Rich didn’t have time to sit down and watch a film this week, so in this episode they decided to challenge each other to a movie quiz. Who will come out victorious? Who will shame themselves? The winner gets head! Play along at home and win nothing.