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🎙️ New on AstroFic: This week, we’re stepping into the quiet force of Primrose Everdeen — the healer, the hope-bringer, the girl whose innocence changed the course of a war. In a world of fire and spectacle, Prim is the soft light — a steady pulse of compassion, resilience, and unshakable empathy in the shadow of the Capitol’s cruelty. 🌿She doesn’t carry a weapon, but she wields something just as dangerous: belief. Belief in kindness, in mercy, in the possibility that care can be revolutionary. A Moon-blessed chart, maybe?This is the emotional orbit of a girl who never asked to be a symbol, yet became one — not through fire, like her sister, but through grace. Join us as we decode the stars behind District 12’s truest light — only on AstroFic. Now streaming on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever hearts beat stronger than fear. ✨🎧***This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktree below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families deeply in need.Celeste’s Links:https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

🎙️ New on AstroFic: This week, we’re trekking into the wildfire soul of Gale Hawthorne — the coal miner’s son with a revolutionary spark and a Scorpio edge sharp enough to cut through Capitol lies. Beneath the grit and strategy is a heart forged in grief, loyalty, and a burning need to do something — even when the lines between justice and vengeance blur. 🦂🔥He hunts, he calculates, he fights — not just for survival, but for dignity. A Mars-drenched chart, perhaps? One that charges headfirst into danger but buries its deepest feelings like landmines, waiting for just the right pressure to detonate.This is the emotional terrain of a boy turned soldier turned symbol: driven by love, haunted by loss, and never quite at peace in the aftermath. Tune in as we chart the stars behind District 12’s rebel heart — only on AstroFic. Now streaming on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever constellations meet revolution. 🎧🌌On deck: Primrose Everdeen (Season 2 Finale)***This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktree below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families deeply in need.Celeste’s Links:https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

🎙️ New on AstroFic: This week, we’re diving into the emotional undertow of Haymitch Abernathy — the lone Victor of the 50th Hunger Games and District 12’s sardonic survivor. Behind the barbed wit and whiskey glass is a Cancer sun heart: fiercely protective, quietly grieving, and bound by love he rarely speaks aloud. 🦀🥃His shell may be spiked with sarcasm, but inside? Loyalty that doesn’t waver, memories that don’t fade, and a rage that comes from caring too much in a world that asks you not to. Is it a Saturn-heavy chart grounding his impossible strategies and impossible grief?Join us as we trace the emotional architecture of a man who never asked to be a symbol — but couldn’t help becoming one. Catch our full astrological deep dive now on AstroFic — streaming on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever your starbound stories begin. 🎧🌑On deck: Gale Hawthorne***This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktree below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families deeply in need.Celeste’s Links:https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

🎙️ New on AstroFic: This week, we’re looking to the skies for Maysilee Donner — the fierce, fleeting flame of the 50th Hunger Games and District 12’s quiet rebel heart. With her sharp mind, soft heart, and necklace stack, Maysilee walked the line between survival and conviction. Could that be a Virgo sun guiding her strategic smarts? Or maybe a Pisces moon behind the compassion that cost her everything? 🌸🕊️We’re reading her chart to uncover what Maysilee’s chart reveals about loyalty, sacrifice, and the strength. Catch our full astrological deep dive now on AstroFic — streaming on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever your story-loving star chart leads. 🎧🌌On deck: Haymitch Abernathy***This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktree below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families deeply in need.Celeste’s Links:https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

🎙️ New on AstroFic: This week, we’re charting the stars around Lenore Dove Baird — Haymitch Abernathy’s sharp-eyed, sharp-tongued girlfriend from Sunrise on the Reaping. As a Covey kid with District roots and a poet’s soul, Lenore Dove is caught between rebellion and survival. Is that razor wit and emotional armor classic Capricorn sun? Or does her fierce loyalty and civil disobedience scream Sagittarius rising? 🌒🔥We’re reading the skies to understand what drives Lenore’s love, rage, and resilience — and what her cosmic alignment says about choosing revolution over comfort. Catch the full astrological deep dive now on AstroFic, streaming on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your starry storytelling fix. 🎧🌌***This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktree below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families deeply in need.Celeste’s Links:https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

In this episode, Celeste decodes the quiet rebellion and velvet-cloaked cunning of the Capitol’s most secretive Gamemaker: Plutarch Heavensbee. With the air of an Aquarius Sun and Scorpio Mars, Plutarch is all strategy, subtlety, and champagne-fueled subversion. 🦂📜🥂We’re mapping out his (completely fictional but cosmically aligned) birth chart — from clandestine coups to curated charisma. Expect rebellion in designer loafers, existential chess games, and a man who mastered the art of revolution from the inside out. 🎭♏♎Subscribe for subtext, star signs, and the unsung architects of Panem’s undoing (Plutarch definitely included).***This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktree below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families deeply in need.Celeste’s Links:https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

In this episode, Celeste unpacks the pastel perfection and self-repression of the Capitol’s most beloved escort: Effie Trinket. With what we assume is a Virgo sun, Effie serves precision, poise, and just a hint of internalized dystopia. 🎀🫖✨We’re reading Effie’s (totally made-up but spiritually spot-on) birth chart — from her organizational skills to the cracks in her Capitol conditioning. Expect fashion astrology, psychological deep dives, and one woman’s journey from “That is mahogany!” to eventual moral awakening. 🪞♍⚖️Subscribe for cosmic character studies, family secrets, and tributes who deserved better (Effie included).AstroFic will continue its Hunger Games series with characters from Sunrise on the Reaping, starting with Effie Trinket, before returning back to characters from the original trilogy.This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktree below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families deeply in need.Celeste’s Links:⁠https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

In this episode, Celeste explores the birth chart of everyone's favorite tragic heartthrob: Finnick Odair. His Gemini rising gives him his signature chaotic charm, weaponized wit, and enough emotional depth to drown in. 🌊✨In this week’s episode, we're reading Finnick’s (totally hypothetical but spiritually accurate) birth chart — from the sugar cube seduction to the sad truths lurking in his placements. Expect astrology hot takes, Hunger Games over-analysis, and a little thirst. 💘♊🪐Subscribe for star signs, trauma dives, and tributes who deserved better.AstroFic will continue its Hunger Games series with characters from Sunrise on the Reaping, starting with Effie Trinket, before returning back to characters from the original trilogy.This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktree below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need.Celeste’s Links:⁠https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

In this episode, Celeste explores the birth chart of everyone's favorite axe-wielding b***h: Johanna Mason. As you can tell from the title Johanna has a lot of Scorpio placements, like the host of the show, but we'll learn how having strong placements in the signs ruled by your planetary ruler can help out a struggling planetary ruler placement. For Johanna, we discuss her strong Scorpio and Aries placements and her weaker Mars placement.AstroFic will continue its Hunger Games series through the next book release.This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need.Celeste’s Links:⁠https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

not me pronouncing her name wrong for half the episode... anyway...In this episode, The Hunger Games content continues as Celeste delves into the chart for Tigris, the once beloved cousin of Coriolanus Snow, and one of the women who helped to raise him after his parents passed away. AstroFic will continue its Hunger Games series through the next book release.This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need.Celeste’s Links:https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

In this episode, The Hunger Games content continues as Celeste delves into the chart for Lucy Gray Baird, the District 12 tribute in the 10th Hunger Games from The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. AstroFic will continue its Hunger Games series through the next book release.This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need.Celeste’s Links:https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

In this episode, Celeste continues their The Hunger Games deep dive with the well-written villain: President Coriolanus Snow. Expect a lot of talk on: Capricorns, Saturn, and placements that aid public speaking.This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need.Celeste’s Links:https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

In this episode, Celeste returns to true form and gushes about The Hunger Games and one of her favorite protagonists in all of media: Katniss Everdeen. This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need.Celeste’s Links:https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

In this episode, Celeste is going to go in-depth on the character Max Mayfield from the series Stranger Things. Please listen to the disclaimer at the beginning of the episode and know that this is the final of 4 episodes about characters from this series and there will be no more. It took a long time to come to the conclusion that these episodes should still go live, and it was not made lightheartedly.[This is a pre-recorded episode.]This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need.Celeste’s Links:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch⁠ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

In this episode, Celeste is going to go in-depth on the character Robin Buckley from the series Stranger Things. Please listen to the disclaimer at the beginning of the episode and know that this is the 3rd of the 4 episodes about characters from this series and there will be no more. It took a long time to come to the conclusion that these episodes should still go live, and it was not made lightheartedly.[This is a pre-recorded episode.]This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need.Celeste’s Links:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch⁠ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

In this episode, Celeste is going to go in-depth on the character Robin Buckley from the series Stranger Things. Please listen to the disclaimer at the beginning of the episode and know that this is only 1/4* (last episode incorrectly had 1/3, there are 4 total) episodes about characters from this series and there will be no more. It took a long time to come to the conclusion that these episodes should still go live, and it was not made lightheartedly.[This is a pre-recorded episode.]This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need.Celeste’s Links:⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch⁠ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

In this episode, Celeste is going to go in-depth on the character Eleven from the series Stranger Things. Please listen to the disclaimer at the beginning of the episode and know that this is only 1/3 episodes about characters from this series and there will be no more. It took a long time to come to the conclusion that these episodes should still go live, and it was not made lightheartedly.[This is a pre-recorded episode.]This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need.Celeste’s Links:⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch⁠ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

In this episode, Celeste is going it solo once again to talk about the secondary main character, Will Parry, of beloved book series His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman. For more context on the series, listen to the episode on Lyra Belacqua/Silvertongue from a couple months ago![This is a pre-recorded episode.]This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials.Celeste’s Links:⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

In this episode, Celeste invites her best friend and special guest Katie to talk about two characters from the Sing movies: Buster Moon and Johnny the Gorilla. [This is a pre-recorded episode.]This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials.Celeste’s Links:⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com

In this episode, we discuss one of Celeste's favorite characters of all time: Lyra Belacqua/Silvertongue and the trickster archetype as it applies to tween girls.[This is a pre-recorded episode.]This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials.Celeste’s Links:⁠https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com