Idiot Bond Fan

Stop participating in the endless clickbait surrounding James Bond! It's a long, miserable road down an empty gun barrel.On tonight's special episode of Idiot Bond Fan Podcast, I'll make my case for why the never-ending speculation, casting rumors, and sensationalized headlines are not only unproductive but are doing a disservice to the James Bond fandom itself.Are we actually learning anything, or are we simply feeding a machine that thrives on our impatience for the next 007 announcement?It's time to stop taking the bait!

Season 3 finale of Idiot Bond Fan podcast will be a full reveal episode! For the first time, I’ll be sharing the complete truth behind “Spies Revealed” magazine, the FAKE nonexistent publication I concocted at age 14 to score tons and tons of free Bond merch. Originally intended to be a real magazine, as you can imagine, a high school student lacked the funding and connections to bring this into fruition (not the willpower).Toys, posters, standees, luggage, electric razors, prop replicas, trading cards, and even watches, I had it all..at no charge. Before the internet existed, credentials or even a URL were not required. And I took full advantage of this to score $100,000 worth of Bond collectibles…until I finally got caught.Hear the entire unscripted crazy story now that the statute of limitations on this bad-boy teen has fully expired. How a child with no experience, just a passion for collecting, amassed one of the largest Bond collections at the time.

It's James Bond Day! But is it James Bond Fan Day...or is it James Bond Brand Day?This day that comes about every October is supposed to be a fan celebration of 007's anniversary, but it has become more of an endless stream of pricey product launches that the everyman is increasingly boxed out of buying. Some thoughts to share...

James Bond is the ultimate seduction artist. His tool bag of seduction techniques is impressive, and tonight we'll cover some of the most effective ways Bond attracts and beds the opposite sex.Bond inspired the seductions of my youth and shaped the way I interacted with the fairer sex. Has he had that effect on yours?And for you single people out there, it's time to open up your toolbox and recount with me all those amazing looks, lines, and banter that basically gives him a perfect batting average.

Bond moments in our lives are normally aspirational in nature. But what about those moments that are just plain BAD? James Bond gets himself into some pretty precarious situations frequently, as many of us do in the course of normal human events. In tonight's episode, I'll call out five specific ones that have happened both to me and to Bond, and perhaps you as well. And either in the moment, or reflecting back on them, I've realized that they have #BADBONDMOMENTS written all over them.