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Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama
Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama
Author: Michael Wright and Dylan Jaymes
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Are YOU the Asshole? Everyone has drama in their lives—we just happen to hate it more than most. Join hosts Mike and Dylan (we both have ADHD—hence the name) as we dive into listener-submitted stories & Reddit AITA posts of workplace catastrophes, relationship disasters, family feuds, and social media meltdowns.
We select the juiciest, most ridiculous drama submissions and give them the treatment they deserve: brutal honesty, questionable advice, and jokes that somehow make everything better. We're not therapists or life coaches—we're just two guys who think chaos makes for great content.
We select the juiciest, most ridiculous drama submissions and give them the treatment they deserve: brutal honesty, questionable advice, and jokes that somehow make everything better. We're not therapists or life coaches—we're just two guys who think chaos makes for great content.
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Mike and Dylan react to the wildest viewer submissions including a shocking pistol whipping twist, workplace safety nightmares, and relationship chaos that'll make you grateful for your own drama-free life!Get exclusive bonus episodes of the podcasts!💜 Patreon BONUS EPISODESThis episode is PACKED with unhinged stories that had us losing it - from a guy who pistol-whipped his best friend's ex (wait for the twist!), to a molten metal workplace accident that proves farmers are built different, to relationship drama that's equal parts tragic and hilarious.Mike goes on an epic rant about everything from Panthers football to controversial topics, while Dylan shares his struggles as a step-parent dealing with teenage phone addiction. Plus, Ricky from Oklahoma finally gets vindicated for telling his wife "I don't know" (because sometimes you really don't know!).Fair warning: This episode gets DARK with some heavy topics, but Mike and Dylan handle it with their signature blend of humor, hot takes, and unfiltered commentary. Not for the faint of heart!You should also check out our Reddit focused comedy podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or you can stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling personal stories they're known for.SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com
Mike and Dylan lose it over college party chaos, wild drug stories, and the most ridiculous parent drama involving weed. Comedy podcast at its finest!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODESMike and Dylan can't believe the stories in this episode - from Dylan's college days befriending a Spanish-speaking neighbor with nothing but "Como se dice" and beer, to discussing the wildest drug experiences (air duster disasters, Salvia trips to alternate dimensions). The guys dive into hilarious Reddit drama including parents judging their daughter for smoking weed legally, and a listener who swears they were almost abducted by aliens.Plus: medical system rants, getting the wind knocked out, UFO sightings, and a completely unhinged debate about three-breasted aliens with "snoozlers." It's chaotic, it's funny, and it's MADHD at peak comedy.#ComedyPodcast #RedditStories #MADHD #PodcastHighlights #AITAStories #FunnyPodcastYou should also check out our Reddit focused comedy podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or you can stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling personal stories they're known for.SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com
Mike and Dylan lose it over HBO's Welcome to Derry disaster, then dive into wild political hot takes and K-Dog's Reddit submissions.Mike and Dylan can't contain themselves in this chaotic episode. Mike delivers an epic 20-minute roast of HBO's Welcome to Derry (seriously, "Pickle Dad" is real), they debate manifestation vs. magic in football, and somehow end up on a massive political tangent about religion, Trump, and lazy theists.K-Dog keeps them grounded with submissions about submarines, space directions, and pregnancy drama, but the hosts go completely off the rails discussing Gen Z vs. Millennials, getting away with crimes before Ring cameras existed, and why atheists can be just as annoying as religious zealots.From terrible CGI monsters to deep dives on whether God exists, this episode has zero filter and maximum entertainment. If you're here for polished takes, wrong podcast. If you're here to laugh at two guys losing their minds over pop culture and politics, buckle up.You should also check out our Reddit focused comedy podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or you can stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling personal stories they're known for.SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com
A listener got unsolicited dick pics from an old friend—and we spiral into toxic coworkers, Carmen Electra thirst traps, and whether guys and girls can actually be friends. 👇This week on Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama: First, Jess 34F writes in about her nightmare coworker who failed their licensing exam and now can't legally do the job she was hired for—but still tries to boss everyone around.Then an anonymous listener shares her story about reconnecting with an old friend online... who immediately sent unsolicited dick pics and a video of himself jerking off. This launches Mike and Dylan into a deep dive on whether straight men and women can actually be platonic friends, why guys send unsolicited content, and the psychology behind male-female friendship dynamics.Plus: Mike shows Dylan Carmen Electra's Facebook post asking for "a cowboy" and they roast the embarrassingly thirsty comments from men in their 40s-60s. The guys wrap up discussing a viral story about someone paying $10,000 to sleep with an OnlyFans creator and whether paid intimacy can ever feel real.Guys: be honest—can you TRULY be just friends with an attractive woman? Drop your truth below 👇You can listen to the more wild podcast "Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love.SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama or Reddit Stories for Mike and Dylan to read at https://MikeAndDylan.com (Make sure to tag it as 2DJB so we read it on the right podcast.About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com
Ever heard of Drift Theory? It says you're not dreaming—you're switching universes every night. Mike and Dylan dive deep into this wild conspiracy theory. What do YOU think happens when you dream? 👇Mike and Dylan explore one of the wildest conspiracy theories on the internet: Drift Theory. According to this mind-bending concept, your dreams aren't dreams at all—they're a loading screen while your consciousness switches between parallel universes every single night. Are you truly the same person who went to sleep last night?The conversation spirals from parallel universes to Disney's emotional manipulation tactics (why did Inside Out have to hurt us like that?), debates about whether imaginary friends are actually ghosts, and gets philosophical about consciousness, astral projection, and our place in an incomprehensibly vast universe.Plus: Mike and Dylan get heated about the objectively correct jelly for PB&J sandwiches, announce the Labor Llama Turkey Day sale, and accidentally reveal their podcast ending strategy that tanks their metrics.Drop a comment: Do you think drift theory could be real, or is it complete nonsense? Have you ever had a dream that felt too real? 👇You can listen to the more concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for.SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com
Mike and Dylan start this episode at the ungodly hour of 9:30 AM (according to Mike), and things immediately go off the rails. What begins as an innocent Aurora Borealis hunting expedition to the depressing wasteland of Thomasville, NC quickly devolves into conversations about flat earthers, conspiracy theories, and the difference between real shadiness and complete bullshit.They compare Thomasville to Bergin Town from Trolls (if you know, you know), discuss homeless people destroying storefronts, and somehow end up deep in conspiracy theory territory—from Pizzagate to adrenochrome to why Epstein is probably the real deal while other theories kinda sound like a complete fantasy.This is Mike and Dylan at their most unfiltered: chaotic energy, no listener stories, just pure tangential conversation that somehow makes perfect sense when you're sleep-deprived and chasing lights in the sky.TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 - Chaotic Cold Open00:00:44 - The Aurora Hunting Adventure Begins00:02:38 - Homeless Storefront Horror Stories00:05:10 - The Flat Earth Debate Begins00:09:00 - "Why Don't We Feel the Earth Spinning?"00:12:30 - God's Plan & The Conspiracy Behind Round Earth00:17:00 - The Projection Dome Theory00:24:06 - Dragons Are Real & Other Shared Myths00:25:00 - The Firmament: God's Ant Farm00:30:49 - Do Aliens Exist? (Spoiler: They're Guilty Too)00:32:30 - Returning to Flat Earth Arguments00:33:04 - NASA Photos: CGI or Real?00:38:28 - Social Media Handle Theft & X.com00:40:00 - What's the End Goal of Lying About Earth's Shape?00:45:31 - "Your Earth Is Flat Too" - The Picture Paradox00:47:00 - Arguing With Your Wife: Master Tactics00:51:29 - Back to Conspiracies: Flat Earth to Politics00:52:08 - Pizzagate, Adrenochrome & QAnon Breakdown00:53:29 - "We Need 16 Pizzas"00:53:43 - Epstein Wasn't Real But Pizzagate Was!?!?00:54:11 - "Stop Listening to This Fooking Podcast"You can listen to the more concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for.SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com
Sometimes the best episodes are the ones where we just let the chaos happen. No structure, no plan, just Mike and Dylan shooting the sh!t about whatever comes to mind.This week: Dylan reveals his Christian rock band past (yes, really), we debate whether AI is actually destroying society or helping broke podcasters, Mike shares his juggalo high school years, and somehow we end up deep in CKY prank territory discussing the eternal question - what's worse, pee or poop?Plus: Dylan's home renovation disaster, the Scott Stapp tsunami death hoax, and Mike's theory about tickle fight super strength that will change how you think about survival scenarios.No agenda. No script. Just vibes and tangents. This is MADHD at its purest.You can listen to the more concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for.SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com
Ever try to help your kid with homework only to have them argue you're completely wrong? Mike shares a hilarious (and painfully relatable) story about helping his teenage daughter with 6th-grade math that perfectly captures the sass and attitude of parenting teens. But it goes deeper than just eye rolls—Dylan brings up a parenting podcast that changed his perspective on how constantly correcting teenagers actually pushes them further away.The conversation takes a serious turn when the guys discuss firsthand experiences with racial disparities in the justice system, from courtroom observations to the stark differences in how crimes are prosecuted. They also dive into fitness goals, why dieting is easier said than done, and Middle Son's workout plans.And because it's Mike and Dylan, the episode wraps with conspiracy theories—Epstein files, Stephen Hawking 4chan memes, and whether we'll ever get the real truth on anything.Raw, unfiltered, and always real. This is why we HATE drama.TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 - Intro & Parenting Podcast Ad Rant00:01:00 - Parenting Teens: Let Them Make Mistakes00:02:29 - Mike's Math Homework Nightmare00:05:49 - The Teenage Sass Struggle00:08:03 - Reddit Story: Wedding Drama Begins00:15:42 - Courthouse Racism: The Reality00:29:00 - Justice System: Race & Class00:35:18 - Weight Loss & Fitness Goals00:55:00 - Middle Southern's Workout Plans00:58:00 - Deviled Eggs > Everything01:04:30 - Life Updates & Random Thoughts01:23:00 - Epstein Files & Conspiracy Theories01:26:00 - Stephen Hawking 4chan Meme01:27:54 - OutroYou can listen to the more concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for.SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com
Welcome back to Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama! Today we're tackling THREE wild submissions that'll make you question everything.🚨 TOXIC MOTHER DILEMMA: A listener asks whether to cut off her toxic mom who abandoned her kids, is mean to her family, and dismissed her childhood sexual abuse with "that was forever ago." Mike and Dylan give their brutally honest take on when enough is enough.💋 SEGGS PARTY VS THREESOME: A married woman wants to attend seggs parties, but her husband only wants a threesome. Mike breaks down why threesomes aren't all they're cracked up to be, and the guys debate fairness in open relationships.🌍 TIME CUBE CONSPIRACY: We deep dive into the infamous Time Cube theory - one of the internet's most bizarre conspiracy theories about four simultaneous 24-hour days. It gets weird.PLUS: Mike's hornet attack story, birthday drama, and a tease about becoming a Flat Earther!TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 - Intro & Mike's Life Updates00:01:45 - Mike's Hornet Attack Story00:04:35 - Story #1: "Should I Cut Off My Toxic Mom?"00:16:58 - Story #2: "Seggs Party or No?"00:29:10 - Time Cube Conspiracy Deep Dive01:02:00 - Time Cube Analysis & Debate01:05:03 - Flat Earth Bonus Episode Tease01:06:22 - OutroSUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com
On this episode we discuss the homeless man with TWO hunting knives injecting heroin in the alleyway where Dylan's wife and daughter walk regularly. This isn't just about us anymore - it's about keeping our families safe.In this episode, Mike and Dylan discuss the escalating homeless crisis in Lexington North Carolina, the dangers of catch-and-release policies, and why small towns are becoming dumping grounds for larger cities' homeless populations. We've got the footage and we're sick of the growing problem.TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 - Intro & New "Hired or Fired" Video Series Announcement00:06:21 - Mike's Initial Reaction (Confident He Could Defend Himself)00:15:43 - How Larger Cities Dump Homeless in Small Towns00:22:15 - The Drug Problem: Heroin, Crack, and Addiction00:34:41 - Unprovoked Attacks & Mental Instability Discussion00:41:56 - How Government Programs Enable the Problem00:47:38 - Work Ethic Rant & Entitlement Culture01:00:00 - Family Work Ethic Discussion01:12:03 - Closing ThoughtsSUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com
Mike just won Best Supporting Actor... except he was the LEAD in the film. In this wild episode, we break down the awkwardness of watching yourself act, the film festival award ceremony, and why Mike's double negative haunts him to this day.Dylan and Mike dive into what makes comedy acting work (spoiler: it's all about reps and not overthinking), why locked-off shots don't win cinematography awards, and how a skeleton crew should probably just make a one-person movie next time.Then things get spicy as we discuss how BOTH sides of the political spectrum have become equally unbearable, why you can't even post a picture with a rainbow without starting World War III in the comments, and the most hilariously dark government conspiracy theories.Plus: why the party flip keeps happening, what triggers people these days, and our honest take on the cultural madness surrounding us.Timestamps:00:00:00 - Welcome Back & Podcast Vibes00:00:54 - Mike Wins Best Supporting Actor (The Drama)00:02:40 - Comedy Acting: It's Not That Hard00:10:59 - One-Take Shots & Filmmaking Techniques (1917 Discussion)00:14:45 - The Double Negative That Haunts Mike00:21:52 - Film Festivals: Networking vs. Impressing Judges00:36:48 - Breaking Bad Discussion & Character Analysis00:47:46 - Game of Thrones Writers & Story Crafting01:03:38 - Media Pushing Drama & Cultural Shift01:04:12 - You Can't Even Like Rainbows Anymore01:05:38 - Both Sides Are Stupid & The Party FlipSUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com
What starts as a wild story about witchcraft and hexes takes a dark turn when Mike opens up about uncovering disturbing family secrets. In this raw and unfiltered episode, Mike reads a listener submission whose stepsister literally cursed his ex-girlfriend—but that's just the beginning.This episode gets REAL as Mike discusses painful childhood memories and realizes the truth about a predatory family member. From lighthearted banter about re-recording episodes and Mike's ADHD chaos, to serious conversations about trauma, healing, and breaking generational cycles—this one hits different.TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 - Intro & Re-Recording the Episode Drama00:03:12 - Meet Mike's Superhuman Autistic Son00:07:10 - The Stepsister Who Practiced Witchcraft00:12:45 - "She Actually Cursed My Ex-Girlfriend"00:23:18 - When Magic Gets Too Real00:31:50 - Dark Family Secrets Start Surfacing00:42:15 - The Predatory Grandfather Nobody Talked About00:54:30 - Mike's Breaking Point With His Family01:02:20 - "I Can't Save Everyone" - Setting Boundaries01:07:45 - Message to Listeners: You're Not AloneSUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com
Happy Halloween from Mike and Dylan! 🎃 We're diving deep into what we thought was Rotten Tomatoes' Top 100 Horror Movies list (it ended up being Avalon Free Public Library's top 100 list made by Sean Farrell) and we hold nothing back. From the Saw franchise's confusing plot to M. Night Shyamalan's obsession with twist endings, we're sharing our honest (and probably controversial) takes on horror classics.Expect hot takes on: why Jigsaw's motivation makes no sense, which horror franchises went off the rails, pretentious foreign thrillers that critics love, and the age-old debate - is Die Hard actually a Christmas movie?Whether you're a horror superfan or just looking for Halloween watch recommendations, this nearly 2-hour Halloween Episode has plenty of laughs, arguments, and movie commentary. Warning: We're definitely going to trash some movies you love, so bring your opinions to the comments!Follow along with the list at the link below.https://afpljournal.com/2025/10/16/the-100-best-horror-movies-of-all-time/CHAPTERS:00:00:00 Welcome & Halloween Special Introduction00:00:17 Rotten Tomatoes (Actually AFPL) Top 100 Horror Movies of ALL Time00:01:16 Mike & Dylan's Horror Movie Experiences00:01:35 Why The Saw Franchise Makes No Sense00:08:31 M. Night Shyamalan's Twist Ending Problem00:32:21 Top 10 Horror Movies (#10: Suspiria)00:38:12 #15-19 Discussion (Weapons, Donnie Darko)00:41:50 #16: Donnie Darko Hot Takes00:44:02 #17: Hellraiser00:50:58 #18: The Silence of the Lambs00:54:03 #20: Nope (2024)00:57:28 #25: Candyman Discussion01:05:44 #50-59 Range (Misery, Saw, Death of a Unicorn)01:25:24 #50: Misery Discussion01:26:45 #51: Saw01:28:33 #55: Death of a Unicorn01:32:01 #59: The Autopsy of Jane Doe01:48:31 Starting from #10001:53:53 Film Festival & Indie Horror Stories01:54:34 Die Hard: Christmas Movie or Action Movie?01:55:09 Carl Winslow Cinematic Universe Theory01:56:14 Wrap Up & How to Submit Your ListsSUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com
A listener asks if he should join the Army and Mike immediately says "DON'T"... but then spend an hour explaining why war, religion, and politics are all connected in the messiest way possible.This episode goes DEEP. What starts as military advice turns into an unfiltered discussion about global conflicts, why organized religion might be keeping you controlled, & whether your dog has a soul.Mike shares his personal experience almost joining the military in high school, they debate if God exists outside of time, argue about whether dogs are just trained wolves who've been beaten into submission, and Mike discusses the ghost writer problem in comedy.WARNING: This gets philosophical, controversial, and deeply personal. If you're easily offended by honest conversations about religion, war, or animal consciousness... maybe skip this one. But if you want real, unfiltered truth from two guys who aren't afraid to question everything... buckle up.TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 - Intro: The Most Unserious Podcast Ever00:03:20 - LISTENER SUBMISSION: Should I Join The Army?00:06:20 - Mike's Real Military Recruitment Story00:12:00 - Weight Requirements & Thick Necks (Wild Story)00:19:00 - The "Don't Join" Advice + Marriage Talk00:25:00 - UFC & Fighting Discussion Tangent00:43:00 - War Talk00:55:00 - Why We're Being Prepared For War With China01:02:00 - The Religion Debate: Christianity, Judaism & God01:15:00 - Big Bang vs God: Who Created The Creator?01:20:00 - Do Animals Have Souls? The Dog Debate01:25:00 - Domestication Through Violence? (Gets Heated)01:37:00 - Ghost Writers in Comedy: The Industry Secret01:42:00 - Wrap Up & Where To Find MoreSUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com
We're calling it quits... well, sort of. After years of grinding on TikTok, YouTube, and every other platform, Mike and Dylan are officially retiring from content creation—EXCEPT for this podcast. They're breaking down why platforms stopped paying them while still making millions off their content, and sharing the absolute chaos that led to this decision.Plus: Dylan reveals the WILDEST story about how he got saved... at an AMWAY convention. You read that right. Mike shares his deep dive into Forex trading (and Dylan say's why it's basically gambling), and they dissect why America's political divide feels more like a circus than democracy.This is raw, unfiltered, and exactly why you listen to Mike and Dylan. They're done playing by the rules, and this episode proves it.Timestamps:00:00:00 Welcome00:02:50 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: Retiring from Content Creation00:12:00 How Platforms Screwed Us Over00:22:00 Podcast Clips & Future Plans00:36:00 Elon Musk, Politics & American Division00:46:00 Joe Rogan & The Media Landscape01:06:00 Dylan's AMWAY Salvation Story [MUST HEAR]01:16:00 Mike's Forex Trading Journey01:36:00 Why "Get Rich Quick" Schemes Never Work01:46:00 Final Thoughts & What's NextSUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/
*Audio gets bad around 01:24:25 due to the camera running out of battery that our mics feed into... That's Dylan's bad... SORRY!*Mike and Dylan return to address a "constructive" comment from an alpha male listener who took issue with their Tom McDonald/Andrew Tate episode. What starts as a response to internet tough guys spirals into one of their most passionate political discussions yet.From dissecting why alpha male culture is actually peak insecurity, to exposing how both political parties use moral outrage to distract from economic exploitation - nothing is off limits. They break down why Tom McDonald's entire career is built on rage-bait, how billionaires write the laws that screw us all, and why Americans fight each other instead of the people actually keeping them poor.This isn't your typical political podcast. It's two dads who are exhausted with the BS, calling out the hypocrisy on BOTH sides, and wondering why we can't just focus on the fact that nobody can afford to live anymore.Fair warning: If you're deeply committed to either political team, this episode will probably piss you off. But if you're tired of the same old talking points and want an actual conversation about what's broken... buckle up.TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 New Studio Setup & Introduction00:07:12 Reading The Alpha Male Comment00:15:43 Andrew Tate Has How Many Kids?!00:22:45 The Epstein Files & Political Hypocrisy00:27:50 Why Riots Don't Work Anymore00:33:15 The Immigration Debate Nobody's Having00:40:15 How Both Parties Serve Billionaires00:47:35 Trump, Epstein & The Truth Nobody Wants00:52:20 Why Americans Can't Afford Life Anymore00:58:35 Tom McDonald: The Rage Bait Formula01:03:45 Corporate America Writes The Laws01:08:30 The Division That's Destroying Us01:09:42 Political Division & Subdividing The People01:11:07 Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle & Saudi Arabia Money01:16:25 Saudi Arabia's Control Over America01:19:01 Dana White, UFC, WWE & Saudi Influence01:20:00 9/11 Conspiracies & The Dancing Jews Controversy01:22:11 Jewish vs Christian Beliefs About Jesus01:25:00 Catholicism, Christianity, Islam & Judaism Compared (Sorry about the bad audio)01:27:00 Free Will vs Divine Intervention01:28:00 Religion As A Control Mechanism01:30:00 Street Preachers & Moral Superiority01:32:00 Homeless People & Society's Failure01:34:00 Mental Health Crisis & The Prison System01:36:00 Nuclear Testing, Cancer & "God's Plan"01:39:00 Humanity's Fatal Flaw: The Need To Be Superior01:42:00 American Food System & Its Inevitable Collapse01:44:00 Farmers Getting Screwed By Trump Policies01:46:00 Political Manipulation Through Division01:48:00 Social Media Radicalizing Both Sides01:50:00 Man's Greatest Enemy Is Man01:52:00 Ancient Civilizations & The Great Flood Theory01:56:00 How Civilization Will Actually End01:58:00 Eating Roadkill Deer & Bacterial Adaptation02:01:00 Final Thoughts & Wrapping The Apocalyptic RantSUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/
Mike and Dylan tackle one of the most important questions for modern fathers: How do you raise a son who doesn't fall into the Andrew Tate alpha male trap? What starts as parenting advice evolves into a deep dive on why songs like Dax's "To Be a Man" are actually dangerous, why coworker music is ruining rap, and the real story behind Tory Lanez making Dax apologize at gunpoint.The guys expose the difference between being a real man and following toxic masculinity grifters, break down why Andrew Tate attracts guys with no self-confidence, and reveal what ACTUALLY makes you valuable as a father and partner. Plus: behind-the-scenes drama from their 48 Hour Film Project experience.This isn't your typical masculinity debate—it's two dads keeping it brutally honest about raising boys in the age of hustle culture and internet tough guys.TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 Intro & 48 Hour Film Festival Recap00:02:52 Meeting Their First Female Listener00:06:00 Film Project Behind the Scenes00:12:00 Getting Deep Into Short Film Making00:16:50 PARENTING ADVICE: Protecting Your Son from Andrew Tate00:20:30 What Actually Makes You a Man00:23:00 Breaking Down Dax's "To Be a Man" Song00:28:00 Why Tom McDonald is Coworker Music00:31:00 Reading the Lyrics That Tell Men to Give Up00:36:00 Why Your Wife Doesn't See You as a Paycheck00:42:00 The Veteran System is Broken00:47:00 Andrew Tate Followers are "Do Nothing" Guys00:52:00 The Tory Lanez Situation: Why Dax Had to Apologize00:58:00 Staying in Your Lane & Music's Power01:04:00 Do Video Games Cause Violence? (Spicy Take)SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com
Ever wonder why you're still single? Mike and Dylan break down a WILD listener story about trading intimacy for fast food and gas money, then dive deep into what actually works when approaching women. From card shop confessions to party game strategies, they reveal why "being yourself" is harder (and more important) than you think.Plus: Ricky from Oklahoma's genuinely creepy ghost encounter, a heated debate about comedy and cancel culture, and the controversial question - should you sacrifice your life to care for a disabled sibling?WARNING: This episode goes OFF THE RAILS with unfiltered takes on stereotypes, relationship red flags, and why most dating advice is complete garbage. Not for the easily offended.CHAPTERS:00:00:00 Intro & Upcoming 48-Hour Film Festival00:03:20 Ricky's Ghost Story: The Shadow Figure00:07:00 "That Was Just a Black Guy" - The Joke That Started It All00:09:00 Comedy, Stereotypes & When Jokes Go Too Far00:12:20 Joey Swole Incident & "Colored People" Controversy00:19:30 Naming the Skull - Submit Your Ideas!00:21:00 Historical Figures & Genghis Khan Facts00:24:30 True Off My Chest: Work From Home "Harassment"00:25:00 AITA: Refusing to Care for Disabled Brother00:31:00 Work Interview Gone Wrong00:35:00 THE STORY: Banged for Cheeseburger & Gas Money00:42:00 Why Most Guys Fail at Picking Up Women00:45:30 Card Shop Chronicles: How Mike Actually Got Game00:51:00 The Truth About "Being Yourself"00:56:00 Reading Body Language & Creating Tension01:00:30 Why Jonathan's Pinky Power Worked01:04:00 Final Thoughts & Wrap-UpSUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com
Ever wonder what happens when your married grandma meets her boyfriend in a mental hospital? Yeah, us neither—until we read THIS story. We've got actual newspaper articles from 1995 detailing how one listener's grandma orchestrated her husband's murder using MULTIPLE prison inmates she was romantically involved with. Plus, Mike goes OFF on the Joe Rogan comedy universe, we break down the worst mushroom trip ever, and debate whether celebrities should just shut up about politics.Chapters:00:00:00 Intro & Spotify Delay Drama00:05:30 Saudi Arabia Comedy Festival Tea (Shane Gillis vs Tom Segura)00:08:00 The Joe Rogan-Verse Problem Explained00:14:30 Theo Von's Meltdown & Bill Burr Greatness00:23:00 GRANDMA MURDER STORY BEGINS (Judy Gerald's Case)00:27:00 First Newspaper Article: The Murder Conviction00:36:00 Second Article: The Trial Details & Prison Romance00:44:00 Factory Boss Story: "Why Aren't You Doing Your Job?"00:45:30 Mushroom Trip Gone Wrong Story00:48:00 Documentary Deep Dive (Vince McMahon, Nickelodeon)00:56:00 Celebrity Politics Rant & Religious Debate00:59:30 Wrap-up BanterSUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com
This episode goes WILD. We start with Emily's story about her MAGA QAnon relatives living next door to the local Democratic Party leader - and things escalate FAST when her uncle starts literally listening at windows. Then we dive deep into why Americans can't stop fighting about politics (spoiler: we're all exhausting).But the REAL drama hits when a listener shares his terrifying home invasion story. A man breaks into his house, smashes through his daughter's bedroom window while she's sleeping, and our listener has to hold him at gunpoint with a .44 magnum. The ending? The justice system completely fails him.We also cover: Should you chase your creative dreams or take the safe paycheck? A wife who steals from her employer and wants to give custody to her MIL? And the most traumatic Taco Bell bathroom incident you've ever heard.TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 - Intro & 48 Hour Film Festival Plans00:06:05 - Emily's Political Neighbor Drama Begins00:13:20 - Deep Dive: Why Americans Are Pudding-Brained About Politics00:24:03 - Charlie Kirk Discussion & Political Violence Takes00:36:11 - Listener Question: Career Dreams vs Safe Money00:38:48 - Wife Steals From Work, Wants In-Laws To Control Kids00:39:49 - The Taco Bell Toilet Disaster & Fishy Situation00:43:00 - SHOCKING Home Invasion Story - Man Through Daughter's Window00:56:31 - Justice System Failures & Castle Doctrine Discussion01:09:10 - Final Thoughts & Wrap UpSUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com




