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Author: Nik Haupt and Ethan Morrison

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A podcast about the dead and dying art of cinema.
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ep. 12 Jaws/The Meg

ep. 12 Jaws/The Meg

2025-09-1101:10:27

Shark. Shark eat. Cinema Dead? Idk. listen the episode. Maybe shark live... no. no shark dead. Sad shark.Next episode: Rocky (1976) and Creed (2015)Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/deathofcinema⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Our Theme song is Czarda, by Vittorio Monti, as performed by the USAFB
Back at it again, after a brief intermission (due to water heaters and cat wrangling) we're BACK! A day late but no more or less insightful than usual while discussing the back end of Lawrence of Arabia (1962) and Dune pt. 2 (2024). Now, once and for all we'll see if cinema has crumbled before us or if it may stand tall as Ozymandias, king of kings!Next episode: Jaws (1975) and The Meg (2018)Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/deathofcinema⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Our Theme song is Czarda, by Vittorio Monti, as performed by the USAFB
Hope you like sand and holding your bladder, because in pt.1 of DUNEGUST OF ARABIA, Nik and Ethan look at the first half of the classic Lawrence of Arabia and the modern classic Dune, scouring them for any wide shots of the desert or caricatures of desert peoples! Is cinema's fate written? Or will it become the next space messiah? Find out in... DUNEGUST OF ARABIA pt.1Next episode: Lawrence of Arabia (1962) and DUNE pt 2 (2024) out August 28thLinktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/deathofcinema⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Our Theme song is Czarda, by Vittorio Monti, as performed by the USAFB
ep 9: Big/13 Going on 30

ep 9: Big/13 Going on 30

2025-07-3101:11:54

In a suprising relevant time to be discussing inappropriate relationships with minors, Nik and Ethan take a magical age up trip back to a simpler time in Hollyweird...when boys could be men and girls could be women in age up rom coms! Will cinema be found not guilty? or is the death penalty looming for these cinematic defendants?Next episode: Lawrence of Arabia (1962) and DUNE pt 1 (2021) out August 14thLinktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/deathofcinema⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Our Theme song is Czarda, by Vittorio Monti, as performed by the USAFB
You find yourself in an ancient, mysterious podcast, undiscovered by man and beast... or so you thought. Soon you discover something survived the wilds of podcasting...and that something is Nik and Ethan as they discuss Tarzan the Ape Man (1932) and Tarzan (1999)! Will cinema be killed by a giant rabid gorilla, or live on to the sweet beats of phil collins?Next episode: Big (1988) and 13 Going on 30 (2004) out July 31stLinktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/deathofcinema⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Our Theme song is Czarda, by Vittorio Monti, as performed by the USAFBSources:https://journals.flvc.org/athanor/article/download/115840/114066/166328
In a high concept meta podcast episode: Ethan, Nik, and guest host Bex take a groovy dip into the musical documentary looking at This Is Spinal Tap (1984) and Gentle and Soft: The Story of the Blue Jean Comittee (2015). Is this episode overly ambitious and ahead of its time? or will it be just another one hit wonder?Next episode: Tarzan The Ape Man (1932) and Tarzan (1999) out July 17thLinktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/deathofcinema⁠⁠⁠⁠Our Theme song is Czarda, by Vittorio Monti, as performed by the USAFB
WAAAAKE UPPPPP! It's Juneteenth and Nik and Ethan are taking a look back to a story that is told time and time and again: pigs. Can't live with 'em. But lets see what Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing (1989) and Mathieu Kassovitz's La Haine (1995) have to say on the topic. Not even gonna pretend like we didn't love these films, but that's beside the point. The point is: is cinema doomed for a shallow grave? or to live on and on to die another day? So far so good...so far so good...Next episode: This is Spinal Tap (1984) and Gentle and Soft: The Story of the Blue Jean Committee (2015) out July 3rdLinktree: ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/deathofcinema⁠⁠⁠Our Theme song is Czarda, by Vittorio Monti, as performed by the USAFBSources: https://www.npr.org/2022/05/09/1097080520/rosie-perez-do-the-right-thing-flight-attendanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED9p5cvoKdU
HEY THERE FOLKS, ITS PRIDE. Today we welcome guest hosts Eva and Amanda as they tackle two crossdressing buddy comedies: Some Like It Hot (1959) and White Chicks (2004). Do these films CROSS the threshold or will they DRAG Cinema into an early grave? Regardless of the turnout, remember: we're here, we're queer, and our blood type is O negative on... The Death of Cinema Podcast!Next episode: Do The Right Thing (1989) and La Haine (1995) out June 19thLinktree: ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/deathofcinema⁠⁠Our Theme song is Czarda, by Vittorio Monti, as performed by the USAFBSources: https://collider.com/some-like-it-hot-barbette/https://variety.com/2021/film/news/marilyn-monroe-some-like-it-hot-troubled-production-movie-classic-1234984318/
Travel into the Inferno as Ethan and Nik delve into the damned depths of the lowest form of cinema: adaptation. This time, they look at L'Inferno (1911) and Dante's Inferno: An Animated Epic. Will Cinema rise to Paradiso? or remained buried and frozen in the Ninth Circle for all eternity? Only one way to find out.. abandon all hope ye who listen here...Next episode: Some Like It Hot (1959) and White Chicks (2004) out June 5thLinktree: ⁠https://linktr.ee/deathofcinema⁠Our Theme song is Czarda, by Vittorio Monti, as performed by the USAFBSources: https://web.archive.org/web/20090915193700/http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/ea-mails-journos-200-checks-to-promote-game/1352737https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2009/07/ea-puts-sexual-bounty-on-the-heads-of-its-own-booth-babes/
IN MEMORY OF NIK WHO DROWNED IN A SHALLOW HOLEWe take a look at our first attempt to record a podcast, naïve and hopeful as we were... a few months ago. So like star wars, we're releasing the first episode out of order! Formatting and audio quality improve as you know!Next time: L'Inferno (1911) and Dante's Inferno: An Animated Epic (2010) out May 22ndLinktree: ⁠https://linktr.ee/deathofcinema⁠Our Theme song is Czarda, by Vittorio Monti, as performed by the USAFB
A week ago, in a podcast studio far far away...Nik and Ethan break from release schedule they're trying to establish and give you a bonus Star Wars episode for May the 4th! We look at Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope (1977) and The Hidden Fortress (1958). Are these the droids we're looking for, or is cinema on the chopping block again? Find out in another thrilling episode of... THE DEATH OF CINEMA.Next episode: BONUS Pilot episode Nosferatu A Symphony of Horror (1922) and Nosferatu the Vampyre (1978) out May 8Linktree: https://linktr.ee/deathofcinemaOur Theme song is Czarda, by Vittorio Monti, as performed by the USAFB
Nik and Ethan (in their premiere episode with audio issues we know about and have fixed promise <3) examine the corpses of The Stepford Wives (1975) and Don’t Worry Darling (2022), will cinema be the perfect bride? Or will its perfect facade be a simulation? LISTEN…if you dare.Next episode: The Hidden Fortress and Star Wars (1977) out May the 4thLinktree: https://linktr.ee/deathofcinemaOur Theme song is Czarda, by Vittorio Monti, as performed by the USAFBSources used:Coggan, Devan. “‘The Stepford Wives’: Inside the Making of the 1975 Feminist Horror Classic.” EW.Com, Entertainment Weekly, 22 June 2022, ew.com/movies/2017/10/23/the-stepford-wives-1975-history/. Gonzalez, Ed. “DVD Review: Bryan Forbes’s The Stepford Wives on Paramount Home Video.” Slant Magazine, 27 Oct. 2021, www.slantmagazine.com/dvd/the-stepford-wives-dvd/
Cinema is Dead, and we intend to bury it.Our Theme song is Czarda, by Vittorio Monti, as performed by the USAFBLinktree: https://linktr.ee/deathofcinema
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